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caps called the baco.nk of it as a blt without the bread. eat, it's good. >> that's good. it's hard to eat, though, because it's kind of floppy. that's the only thing i would say to the downside. it's kind of hard to eat. you get mayo on the side too. you could put mayo on it. >> oh, man, that is good. >> i'm going ton vacation in about 30 seconds and this is a great way to start it. >> you have sour cream all over your lip. >> oh, hello! >> enjoy your vacation, brian! >> "closing bell" is next. >>> bon appetit, our colleagues over there. >> hi, everybody. welcome to the "closing bell." final stretch for friday. tgif. i'm maria bartiromo at the new york stock exchange. another rally. looks like this market finishes up. a down week, but a positive note this friday. >> on today's program, a magic number for the dow, in order to finish the week higher, we need to be up 92 points today, at 14,514.11. now, we could do that. >> yeah, we could. we were up 98 points at the high of the day. we could do that. we'll

here comes the baco, yes, it is a taco but as you see the shell is entirely made of bacon, winner ofl food contest. you'll have to attend a minor league in michigan to get a taste of this. everything, doesn't it really taste better with bacon. bacon as the shell. >> only in america. >> only in america. >> only here. >> oh, man. >> oh, boy. >>> then this amazing story of survival and i'm not talking about rob's tenure anchoring our overnight shows. >> craig stapleton was testing out a stunt when things went horribly wrong. his parachute failed and spun out of control for three minutes. then when he tried opening his backup chute, that also malfunctioned. he hits the hard ground but walked away with bumps, bruises and a dislocated shoulder but mercifully no broken bones. >> like i said before he'll get right back up there. >> yeah, have some coffee. >> yikes. >>> for some of you now local news is next. >>> for everyone else -- i work for one. well, y that company, the united states postal service® works for thousands of home businesses. because at usps.com® you can pay, print and have

but the bacon taco, the baco, it's awesome. >> some could say jane's breath already smells like bacon> jane, i drank the bacon milk shake there too, and the real problem was it was the fake bacon chemical taste. and i think that's what would happen with the mouthwash and i think it would be a fake bacon taste and that's disgusting. >> yes, scope was allegedly saying, if this is real, it would not be real bacon. no pigs would be hurt in the making of the mouthwash, which means vegans could appreciate it too. >> jane, i think you should start a kick starter campaign to fund a real bacon mouthwash. >> robert frank is curiously silent. >> you know, the only thing worse than bacon mouthwash is fake bacon mouthwash. i'm sticking to mint. that's all i can say. >> jane, there's only one person who could have got than story and done it any kind of justice. you know, you know that? >> thank you, yes, i'm on it. a friend suggested he'd like some beer-flavored mouthwash. i said, i already have it. it's called beer. >> all right. have a great weekend, jane. we'll see you soon. >> you too. >>> let'