bad people?es, but if... if the good people just killed all the bad people, then they wouldn't be good anymore, would they? well, that is a point, but they could put all the bad people in big pit and make them kill each other. have you been reading the daily mail again? can i hold the trolley? yes, you can, as long as you're careful and you don't play with it. there's no such word as muzak. no, dad, it's... it doesn't matter. oh! oh, my god! granddad: what? what have you done? i am so sorry? are you okay? what did i tell you, ben? i'm really sorry. is your--oh. don't worry, i'm fine. i'm so sorry. how are we going to stop the person from being bad? you can't teach them. you can't play with them, because they'll just be bad at playing. you have to kill them. well, you could lock them up. oh, no, you couldn't lock them up, because they'll break out because they're so bad. they'll break out. they'll do... breaking-out thingies. you can't have the good people killing the bad people, because that's--t

you should know that i missed you so, so bad ♪ ♪ bad, bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ ♪ it's hard to look rightall the other boys try to chase me but here's my number so call me maybe ♪ ♪ before you came into my life i missed you so bad i missed you so bad ♪ ♪ i missed you so, so bad before you came into my life i missed you so bad ♪ ♪ and you should know that ♪ ♪ so call me maybe ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, that's what i'm talking about! how are you doing? how are you feeling everybody, feeling good? [ cheers ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. >> love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too. here's some political news, political news here. yesterday on cnn, bill clinton said he's very sorry for going against president obama's campaign messages. obama said it was hu

execution and one is a bad strategy. the the other is about deceit and possible manipulation of a market, completely different matters. we want to get to our twitter question of the day, one of national importance, please sweet us as "closing bell." weapon want to know it's about our colleague gary kaminsky's new look. to beard or not to beard? >> what are you going to vote for? >> i'll have to check -- i'm going to check out maria bartiromo to see what you say. >> i usually go for a beard, i think it's very nice. see your responses on air at the end of the program. we'll take a short break here on the closing bell, a market down 75 points on the dow. >> he is somewhere in between with that beard. we have a lot more heading your way on this busy edition of "closing bell." >> the china effect. luxury retailer feeling the pinch from a slowing chinese economy. is this a bad sign for other high-end companies? what it means for investors, next. and cashing in on the libor lute. u.s. states and municipalities piling into the l

not as bad as the 274 drop last month.nings season set to kick off on monday, will that help lift sentiment among investors. >> these do not inspire optimism. forget about earnings growth in the second quarter, they are expecting earnings to get cut, they will shrink by about 1%. >> you know who said it would be like this? this guy. the guys from morgan stanley, adam parker, and david darst from morgan stanley smith barney, your big concern was earnings growth, and you are defensive for this market this year. >> two things going down, one going up, two things going down are interest rates and oil. they have been disappointing and management has been guiding the earnings estimates lower, and we expect that to pertain in the second and third quarter. bill and maria you will use this to buy selected tech stocks. you're talking about an 8% earnings gain in the second quarter and 18% in the third quarter if the numbers hold true. you want to be careful. you want apple, oracle and micro soft. >> apple is up and the nasdaq is dow

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speaking of which, bad news on jobless claims. the philly fed, home sales and leading indicators -- sorry about that. plus, massive increases for food stamps and other entitlements are a sign of government dependency, not economic growth. that's a message to congress. i'm kudlow. "the kudlow report" is just moments awayment -- away. >> looks like google is taking it to everyone. strong story and inexpensive. there's always a bull market somewhere and i promise to find it for you right here at "mad money." i'm jim cramer. see you tomorrow. hey, larry, what do you have for us? >>> all right, jimmy. a new poll shows a staggering number of americans -- more than half -- disapprove of the president's handling of the economy. afraid i told you so. good evening, everybody. i'm larry kudlow. this is "the kudlow report." our top story tonight, in florida president obama says romney is bad for seniors. attacking republican plans to repeal his health care. huh? it's the most unpopular program in history. more proof that president obama's att

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things are either good or they're bad, okay. cupcakes good, terrorists bad. what are we talking about with libor s this cupcakes or terrorists. >> closer to terrorists, it's bad. >> stephen: okay. >> it's bad because, although as your talking heads noted there are some winners and some losers. basically what is happening if these allegations are correct, which they certainly seem to be. >> stephen: it's written down. >> they've agreed to it in some case. basically what they are doing is the banks are acting as both referee and player. >> stephen: isn't there an honor system out there someplace? don't at some point someone says, you know, we would prefer if you not lie and manipulate the global currency system. >> there is supposed to be, right, they are basically police. they are banking regulator whose are supposed to come in and make the banks fear cheating in this way. but we seem to have gone through a number of years in which not only did cheating become acceptable in a lot of parts of the financial system, but the regulators, the police weren't looking

up next, a new poll says 66% blamed bad policies for the bad economy.ost of the blame is directed at the president. did the door for mitt romney just open wider? long-time democratic strategist bob strum and former leader of the house dick armey up next to discuss. >>> welcome back to "the kudlow report." i'm larry kudlow. in this half hour, remember the movie "thelma & louise"? the two women drive off a cliff to their death. america could drive off a fiscal cliff into a recession. nutty, we'll get into it in a moment and the inspector general who oversaw the t.a.r.p. bank bailout says the banking system is rigged in favor of wall street banks over main street taxpayers and that nothing is being done about it. first up, troubling uh news for president obama tonight. a new poll finds that 60% -- 66% of americans say bad policy has caused a bad e economy. who's to blame? 34% point the finger at obama followed by congress, wall street and last former president george w. bush. the romney campaign hopes to bounce on this and voter angs. listen to what he tol

but not as bad as some feared. you've got gold soaring as well, it is up more than 25 bucks an ounce. >>> here's what we're following on the "halftime" show on this friday the 13th. bank bump, the london whale still looms large. bank shares surging after jpmorgan's earnings blow-out. and china slowdown, posting its slowest growth in three years. stephen roach is here and he says the worst is behind us. and scariest trade ever! it is friday the 13th, after all, so the traders are going to share with you their biggest horror stories. hard to believe that is all ahead. but it's true. let's get to the bounce in stocks right after a very weak, weak weak, pete najarian. how are you trading it? >> all you have to do is go back to this wednesday when you saw the financials helped buoy the market from a market that really wanted to sell off. thursday, they participated on the selloff. now obviously we are all anticipating what's going to happen out of this jpmorgan/wells fargo dual earnings report. we have solid numbers out

i promise you, it is going to be bad or really bad. >> hold your thought.y the way, you can't have a tax cut. we'll come right back and continue this conversation in a minute. [ male announcer ] now you can swipe... scroll... tap... pinch... and zoom... in your car. introducing the all-new cadillac xts with cue. ♪ don't worry. we haven't forgotten, you still like things to push. [ engine revs ] the all-new cadillac xts has arrived, and it's bringing the future forward. an accident doesn't have to slow you down. with better car replacement available only with liberty mutual auto insurance, if your car's totaled, we give you the money for a car one model year newer. to learn more, visit us today. responsibility. what's your policy? >>> let's bring christine romans back, plus our resident conservative and cnn contributor, will cain, as well as norm onstein, resident scholar at the american enterprise institute, though he described himself as a centrist. i love your point that we systematically leach the compromisers out of the system in favor of partisans. wil

you know how bad? you know how bad? bad. >> not only was that not the that was like the a-block, the >> yeah, see, the villains in batman were pre-named decades in advance in anticipation of a 2012 presidential election in which one of the candidates would have a contested affiliation with a company named bain. that's why they named the villain bane. the conspiracy is deep and it has a lot of foresight. decades of foresight. also gone with the wind was an early salvo of the clean energy movement. and obviously, apollo creed from the rocky movies is proof that the moon landing is fake. the creed of apollo. can't you see, sheeple? the modern american right is hermetically sealed in a media universe that lets in no natural light and no air. they breathe in only their own exhalations and in that sealed oxygen deprived environment, they have become addicted to conspiracy theories which mostly is hilarious, but occasionally, it has real world consequences like today in the united states senate when republicans blocked ratific

this poor guy has been dealt a bad hand. meth for the last years of his life, give the money to his family and die. that's was it. now, we've gone to the dark side and we've taken other people with us. >> jimmy: i think the only person that ever felt that way for me was tony soprano. you were rooting for him. when you were on malcolm in the middle which is a show i watched regularly as well -- you killed nobody there. >> i killed people. nobody knew about it. i was killing people all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were nominated for an emmy three times on that show. you did not win. this show, you've been nominated three times. you won every single time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're the same guy, the same actor. you had good material, obviously on both shows. do people just respond more to bad guys and drama like that? >> i think perhaps it is. you look at the history of the oscars, really solid comedies never really got the respect that the best drama had, best picture, and had i known i would have gotten

it's so bad we feel it will force people to mac. unfortunately, they have underestimated the current situation and now we have something where the people who supported say it is so bad it should not happen. we are reaching the point where one of the wisest course of action will be to say no. we still have to deal with the deficit, but we will not put a gun to the head of the economy in this fragile state forcing that. the sequester is a big problem. there's no clear way out right now. >> if you were to set odds, what would you set the odds out for a sequester actually taking place? >> i would not set odds. that's not my responsibility, fortunately. it's hard to say. i would still say that it's less likely than likely, the you have to find a way out of this, because it is set to be the law on lost the house, the senate, on the president can agree the change. that will be a tall order given the perspective. let's remember that we normally hear because the republicans did not want to raise the debt ceiling. this will the price to the u

. >> this is pretty bad. first of all, insulting the prime minister is really bad. and when the prime minister thinks it's necessary to call out the candidate that is running for the president of the united states, this is not a good thing. i wish i could be more charitable, short of. but this is pretty bad. i haven't seen a bad trip like this in a long time, and george b. bush never did anything like this. >>> of course all eyes are on london today, as anticipation builds for tonight's opening ceremony of the 2012 olympics and tracie potts is in london for us and has more on the final preparations that are under way. >> reporter: 60,000 will pack the olympic stadium, and how will ""slumdog millionaire"" director entertain millions around the world. >> we want it to be the best discovery. >> reporter: the cast is sworn to secretcy. >> it's absolutely incredible. so speechless. i am probably going to cry. >> around olympic park, there is plenty for the public to see and do. workers are putting the finishing touches on the park and archery is the only sporting event h

not bad. tomorrow morning, partly cloudy, very warm. 70 to 90. winds south, southwest at 5 to 10 and by afternoon, well partly cloudy and hot. storm is possible. high temperatures near 95 and winds out of the southwest. we'll break it down. not bad to start. 65 to 75. hot by noon. 85 to 90. by evening, 92 to 96 and perhaps a thunderstorm. next three days, we're going code yellow next three days. 95 tomorrow. 97 for the fourth. and then 96 on thursday. so these three days, the best chance for a storm will be on the fourth. next seven days, we stay in the 90s. we're looking at upper 90s on friday. almost 100 on saturday. 96 on sunday. and even better chance of showers and storms next monday and looking at temperatures by then in the low 90s. we talked about this earlier. it's hot everywhere. it's hot from wyoming to bismarck to here. everybody is 90 or higher. >> i seem to remember a will the of 80s last summer. >> i remember this. >> we'll be back. >>> in the mail bag tonight, some rage and redemption for pepco. for some, the restoration of electr

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. >> how bad?> here, you try it. >> all right. >> oh. that was a little embarrassing. >> no one looks cool trying it unless people who can do both. >> ambidextrous. >>> well, this video was shot in argenti argentina. it's weird to see guys who are cute and handsome and built throw like -- >> girls. >> girls throw better than that. >>> he's the newest name on the baseball roster, but stevie has a very special story. >> he was abandoned when he was like a month old, and he had a really bad accident. >> how stevie the wonder dog >>> we like a good dare here and there. >> who doesn't? >> well, there's now a website where you can basically dare anybody to do anything, and you can make money off of it. that guy definitely did. or you can dare someone to do it. you can think of some crazy thing you want someone you know to do. people that see this can support this several ways. you can either choose to do this for money. the other way is you can just do it for fun. you can do it for likes. >> can i select

(laughter) a lot of bad ones, a lot of bad ideas.t that many, just two, two really, really bad ideas. okay. but some good. let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. by the way, baby with the bathwater, one of the two bad ideas. (laughter) also very nice eyes. wow. (applause) i got to tell you i would not want to be the guy without gets the hate mail for that. luckily, by now, i will have been retired. we'll be right back. (applause) i'm female spirit present. it's the priceline negotiator. >>what? >>sorry. he wants you to know about priceline's new express deals. it's a faster way to get a great hotel deal without bidding. pick one with a pool, a gym, a great guest rating. >>and save big. >>thanks negotiator. wherever you are. ya, no. he's over here. >>in the refrigerator? >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome back. welcome back, everybody. nation, don't talk to me before my morning cup of coffee. and when it's done talking then it's your turn. this is thought for food. caffeine addition. folks when a loved one dies so pain

but that's bad news for the you housing market? that's the flip side. e-mac, explain this one. >> yes, it's bad because look, about 11 to 12 million homes are in negative equity. meaning that's 25% of all mortgages out there that are tipping, and there's he a-- basically a big fat inventory of homes set to be defaulting or delinquent. i propose a new green job program, rehab and refurbish dilapidated old homes and that's how air going to get job creation in this country because we have a problem of suburban poverty right now from these derelict homes that are not being taken care of. >> morgan, are we supposed to get depressed about good numbers. >> no, i don't think we are. going back to e-mac's point, good news it's happening in the private sector the one fueling that, but i actually feel we need to put the construction numbers into perspective for a second. even though they've come up and the highest that we've seen since 2008, they're still 70% off the 2006 peak and they're still almost 60% down from healthy levels we saw in early 2000's and late 19

i think it might not have been a bad thing at all. - patrick: how?- those boys showed they like paul. - he's good with youngsters. - right. pauly, you heard what that boy said. they need you. now, is mr. warwick going to have a problem with that? i don't think so. working with the children must be good. - except i'm not. - but you are. - what? - helping at the center, working with children, is bound to help. - i'll phone derek. - hold up. you want to help out with this fostering?! if i pull anything, i'm suing you. ( silent ) ( party conversation ) - having fun? - yeah, thanks. i'll be with you in a bit, yeah? - didn't know you were invited. - check the guest list. i don't appreciate being dumped on a stall like that. i don't appreciate being treated like i don't matter. - i just said i didn't want you to move in! - oi! are you starting on her again? - chrissie? - no. vicki and sharon. - no answer. - i'm not surprised. - you've been a moody git all day. - i haven't. why don't you go home? pick up a bottle of wine, a pizza? peace offering. sure you ca

i might be bad at it. >> oh, please you might be bad at it. >> jimmy: mom, chill. [ laughter ] i'm just? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'll go -- i can't think of one song. >> of course not. ♪ oh say, can you see by the dawn's early light ♪ ♪ say you say me say we're together naturally ♪ ♪ alone again naturally ♪ all by myself ♪ it's just me myself and i ♪ me and you me and you baby ♪ is that a song? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that a song? i love it. that's really fun. let's talk about "the closer" the final series finale. it's a bummer. >> yeah, yeah. we got the final six -- yeah. it is sad. >> jimmy: what's going to happen? are people going to be happy with the ending? >> oh, yeah. for sure. i don't think we're -- we don't go into black. and she doesn't die. i'm just going to say that right now. >> jimmy: all right. that's good. that's good. spoiler alert. >> i think people will really be satisfied. i think they'll love it. >> jimmy: they will. okay, good. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and when does it come back? it comes back mondays at 9:00 p.m. on tnt. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to play another game

you know how bad, you know how bad? only was that not the sound bite i was expecting, that was not the right day. that was like the a-block, the a-block thing in the projector from two days ago. let's do that again. >> have you heard this new movie, the batman movie, what is it, the dark knight lights up, or whatever the name is. dark knight rises, lights up, same thing. do you know the name of the villain in this movie? bane. the villain in the dark knight rises is named bane. b-a-n-e. what is the name of the venture capital firm romney ran and which there's now this make believe controversy? bain. the movie has been in the works for a long time and release date has been known, summer, 2012, for a long time. do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious, fire-breathing, four-eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named bane? >> yeah, see, the villains in batman were prenamed decades in advance in anticipation of a 2012 presidential election in which one of the candidates would have a cont

was really bad. really bad. >> you know, jonathon, he claims to noah lot about sports. is this another one of the kenyan born muslim lies. >> obviously. that is the only conclusion that can be taken from that statement. >> in fact, bill? i have decided i am so disgusted by this behavior as are you, that i have decided to market a product called impeach schaupps. >> or as obama called it, impeach, schaup. >> anybody who wants to purchase this will -- el with, you can't because it is actually just a prop. >> and probably old. >> didn't go over that well. >> kurt, do you think maybe he has been exaggerating his sports expertise? >> i really have no idea. he did call them the heat. it is a funny thing to say. >> maybe he is just a prankster. he is a lil -- a hilarious prankster. >> it is a better name than the heat. the miami heat, that's a terrible name. the heat, that's a great name. >> if you don't have an s at the end of your team's name there is something weird. everybody knows he knows a lot about

are internet threads bad for your head? they say to avoid engaging in wars.ly results in agrees without resolution. he tells the website, mother nature network, a name that makes no sense. having a strong emotional experience that doesn't resolve itself in anyway cannot be a good thing. thanks, psychology professor for nothing. they say the anonymous dialogue is not really communication and people need to stop leaving nasty on-line comments and start talking to peel face-to-face in order to develop a healthy respect for people with different opinions. anyway, you know who doesn't have time to comment on-line? raccoon mechanic. >> i want to replace a gasket under here, you know that, right? >> he works at furry lube. imogen, i'm sure you never had anyone say nasty things to you on the internet, right? >> i have had so much hate mail, hate tweets. and i know psychologists say all of these trolls have low self-esteem, but they are not giving me low self-esteem. i take it to heart. >> you should because you deserve it. >> that's exactly why. i am a bad, horrific

. >> how bad?> here, you try it. >> all right. >> oh. that was a little embarrassing. >> no one looks cool trying it unless people who can do both. >> ambidextrous. >>> well, this video was shot in argenti argentina. it's weird to see guys who are cute and handsome and built throw like -- >> girls. >> girls throw better than that. >>> he's the newest name on the baseball roster, but stevie has a very special story. >> he was abandoned when he was like a month old, and he had a really bad accident. >> how stevie the the first time i saw fios it was absolutely amazing. for years and years we had to put up with cable. once we got fios it was like somebody like took our computer and shook all the junk out of it. [ male announcer ] don't settle for the same old cable technology. switch to a verizon fios triple play and upgrade your entertainment equipment with our 100% fiber-optic network and whole home solution, including a high-speed wireless router plus a new multi-room dvr and new hd set top box fre

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there was proof that security was bad. if he had just butted out, that would be wrong -- wait a minute. because there are american athletes over there. true, he's in another country. he's butting in. but there are american athletes that he's concerned about. imagine if somebody did that in munich in 72 if somebody said, hey there, might be a problem. >> also, understand this, in 08, president obama had no experience whatsoever. mitt romney ran an olympics. he walked in and said, you may want to consider opening some of these traffic lanes here. you may want to consider security at the airports. a 13-year-old kid flew without a passport. the guy simply sarks hey, i don't know. let's see. let's look at the security. he has experience. i would want mitt romney's experience. >> always trip up over words. and his problem is he didn't use the right words and when you're supposed to make america look better oversea, he does not. he's work than a rank amateur. >> the athletes are more important than look cool. >> you say mitt romn

it's gotten so bad i had to fire my metaphor writer. well, folks,-- (laughter) i've got some good news and some bad news. the good news is there's plenty of bad news which is great news for mitt romney. (laughter) you see the cornerstone of mift's campaign is that he can fix obama's broke own economy. so the worst things are for john q public, the better they are for willard m private. >> the federal chairman ben bernanke said today unemployment will remain above 8% through the end of the year. >> this is bad news. >> pore bad job news and a weak economy it is. >> the economy is not getting better. >> stephen: whoo! the economy is not getting better! (cheers and applause) all right, that's enough, jimmy. people are hurting. unfortunately for mitt romney not everything is coming up dead roses. some key swing states are actually rebounding. and the republican governors of those states naturally want to look good. and they're reluctant to get on the gloom wagon brings us to tonight's word. (cheers and applause) >> one of the twin states, f