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brittingham. - bye bye, beaver. - bye, ted. - hey, beaver. - what, whitey? - wasn't that miss landers gettin' in the car with her legs all stickin' out? - the car with that guy drivin' it! - don't be goofy. what would miss landers be doing in a car with a guy in it? - yeah - let's put the leaves in here. - ehh! - what did you do that for? - i'm just mad at leaves, that's all. - hey, mom, how come i got stuck to help you with the dishes instead of dad? - wally, it's not a matter of being stuck. you should be very happy to do some work around the house to contribute to the welfare of the family! - oh, you mean like on "wagon train," huh, where they all chip in to kill the indians? - that's the general idea. - you have a date tonight, wally? - yeah, i'm takin' mary ellen rogers to the movies. i sure hope she doesn't smell these fancy soap suds on me. she's liable to think i'm puttin' on the dog or something. - in the den. beaver asked him to help him with some homework words. - you're kiddin', mom. he never did homework on saturday night. either he's goin' flak
brittingham. - bye bye, beaver. - bye, ted. - hey, beaver. - what, whitey? - wasn't that miss landers gettin' in the car with her legs all stickin' out? - the car with that guy drivin' it! - don't be goofy. what would miss landers be doing in a car with a guy in it? - yeah - let's put the leaves in here. - ehh! - what did you do that for? - i'm just mad at leaves, that's all. - hey, mom, how come i got stuck to help you with the dishes instead of dad? - wally, it's not a matter of being stuck....
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beaver! - [beaver] yes, dad? - are you crying up there? - [beaver] no, i'm not crying. - well, don't you think you'd feel better if you came down and told us all about it? - [beaver] yeah, i guess i'd feel better. i'll be right down. - i'm sorry, dad, i'm sorry. it was an accident, and i couldn't help it. - beaver, it's all over. now please stop crying. - yes, come on, son, calm down. get a grip on yourself. - well, gee, dad, i don't want a big lecture. just kill me for wrecking the suit. - look, nobody's going to kill you. - look, beaver, you didn't have to hide this. lots of times in the past you've done something wrong and you've come to me and told me the truth. haven't i always forgiven you? well, what's the matter now? - well, gee, dad. well, telling the truth and getting forgiven - but, beaver, don't we always try to understand your mistakes? - yeah. but while you're doing it, you make me feel like a dumb kid. (audience laughing) - well, we certainly don't intend to, beaver. but i guess sometimes we do forget that you don't have the
beaver! - [beaver] yes, dad? - are you crying up there? - [beaver] no, i'm not crying. - well, don't you think you'd feel better if you came down and told us all about it? - [beaver] yeah, i guess i'd feel better. i'll be right down. - i'm sorry, dad, i'm sorry. it was an accident, and i couldn't help it. - beaver, it's all over. now please stop crying. - yes, come on, son, calm down. get a grip on yourself. - well, gee, dad, i don't want a big lecture. just kill me for wrecking the suit. -...
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i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this all-natural, done-for-you program so you can finally live independent - hello dear. - hi! what's new? - look, this came for the beaver today. - "master theodore cleaver" you opened his mail! - well when you were in the navy the censors always opened your mail. - well dear, that was war! (audience laughs) - "mayfield cotillion cordially invites "a series of six dances." - miss prescott is running the dances and they start this saturday afternoon and the boys wear blue suits and white gloves and the little girls are going to be in organdy and they're in the pink room of the hotel. - you sure our beav
i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this...
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sit up straight, beaver. - put your napkin in your lap, son. beaver! break your bread before you butter it. - sure, beav. you don't think we came out to dinner to have fun, do ya? (audience laughs) - well i think any boy who ate two shrimp cocktails is having fun. - [beaver] sure, dad. i like fish that don't have eyes. i don't like somethin' lookin' at me while i'm eatin' it. (audience laughs) - you are having a good time, aren't you beaver? - sure, mom. i never had a better time my whole life! - [wally] here's our dinner. - [beaver] hey dad, after dinner can i have two desserts? - oh we'll see. - if you can get ice cream on top of your pie, - coffee, lady? - yes, please. - [june] and milk for the boys, please. (audience laughs) - well uh, brussels sprouts. (laughs weakly) - i think i can find my way home alone. - beaver you promised your father. - i know, but i didn't know it was gonna be this soon. - beaver, sit down. now beaver, you promised. now you go ahead and eat them. - but if i eat them i'm liable to get sick! - you will not be sick! - is ther
sit up straight, beaver. - put your napkin in your lap, son. beaver! break your bread before you butter it. - sure, beav. you don't think we came out to dinner to have fun, do ya? (audience laughs) - well i think any boy who ate two shrimp cocktails is having fun. - [beaver] sure, dad. i like fish that don't have eyes. i don't like somethin' lookin' at me while i'm eatin' it. (audience laughs) - you are having a good time, aren't you beaver? - sure, mom. i never had a better time my whole life!...
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(surprised music) - hey, this is beaver! - what's beaver? - look at this: "theodour cleaver, local grammar "school student, made a daring rescue "at friends lake over the weekend" - "daughter of wealthy willard j. watson saved. "he was assisted by brother wally, "well known high-school athlete." - well this must've happened sunday, when they were up at the lake. what do you like those two? they never said a word about it. - what you think that... (phone ringing) - hello. fred rutherford. yeah. what's that? oh, yes, yes. i just finished reading it. well, thank you very much, fred. - hey mom, i'm home. - wally, your father's on the phone. - yeah, as a matter of fact, fred neither of us said a word about it. listen, excuse me, fred. one of our heroes just walked in. hi, wally. - hi, dad. - [ward] yes, well i'll certainly tell him, fred. - wally, why didn't you tell us what happened up at the lake? - jee, mom, the beaver thought you'd yell at him. - yell at him? we would've been proud of him. - for getting his pants wet? - [ward] oh yes, of cour
(surprised music) - hey, this is beaver! - what's beaver? - look at this: "theodour cleaver, local grammar "school student, made a daring rescue "at friends lake over the weekend" - "daughter of wealthy willard j. watson saved. "he was assisted by brother wally, "well known high-school athlete." - well this must've happened sunday, when they were up at the lake. what do you like those two? they never said a word about it. - what you think that... (phone...
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- beaver. - well, it's hard to say, son. - is there an animal hospital we could put him in? - well right now, he's better off around here with people he knows. - well, sure, dad, like the time i had my tonsils out. i didn't want to be in the hospital - well, thank you very much, doctor. - yes, sir. - i'll show you out, doctor. - thank you. (door slams) - hey, dear. - hi. - how's stanley? - he slept for four hours. - oh, the doctor said to keep him warm. he didn't kick the covers off, did he? - no honey, no he didn't. - you sure? - i'm positive. i sat with him most of the day. (audience laughs) (slurping) (doorbell rings) - hello mrs. cleaver. - hello there, larry. i'm afraid beaver can't play today. - well, i didn't come over to play. i came over to ask how does stanley feel? - well, i'm afraid he's still pretty sick. - oh. mrs. cleaver? - [june] yes, larry? - would it be dumb to bring flowers to a monkey? - well of course not. and i think beaver would be very pleased. - yeah, well, here. - why
- beaver. - well, it's hard to say, son. - is there an animal hospital we could put him in? - well right now, he's better off around here with people he knows. - well, sure, dad, like the time i had my tonsils out. i didn't want to be in the hospital - well, thank you very much, doctor. - yes, sir. - i'll show you out, doctor. - thank you. (door slams) - hey, dear. - hi. - how's stanley? - he slept for four hours. - oh, the doctor said to keep him warm. he didn't kick the covers off, did he? -...
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(beaver yelling) - what is it, beaver? - what's the matter, beaver? - oh, nothing. i just looked out the window, and wally's coming home, and he's driving some kind of funny bicycle, and he's wearing a street cleaner suit. - we'd better take a look. - well, maybe he got a job sweeping gutters. - hi, dad. - hi! well, what do we have here? - this is my new job. i'm selling igloo bars after school and all this summer. hey beaver, get your nose out of my icebox, will ya? - well, you're working already, huh? - sure, dad. i already sold three bars on the way home from the place. but you be careful. - oh sure, mom. about what? - never mind, what about. you just be careful. - hey wally? how come they gave you a street cleaner's suit to sell ice cream? - aw, cut it out, will ya? - beaver, come on, honey, i think you'd better come in too. - yes, mom. - uh, hey dad. - yeah? - well, there's a couple of things. - what kind of things? - i gotta have a 25 dollar deposit on the bike so that i shouldn't steal it. - well, i guess i could advance you the money. - and i'm gonna need tw
(beaver yelling) - what is it, beaver? - what's the matter, beaver? - oh, nothing. i just looked out the window, and wally's coming home, and he's driving some kind of funny bicycle, and he's wearing a street cleaner suit. - we'd better take a look. - well, maybe he got a job sweeping gutters. - hi, dad. - hi! well, what do we have here? - this is my new job. i'm selling igloo bars after school and all this summer. hey beaver, get your nose out of my icebox, will ya? - well, you're working...
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(audience laughs) - hey, beaver? - [beaver] in here. - oh. (rattles doorknob) hey beaver, come on, let me in. i want to get washed. - okay, if you want to be selfish. - [beaver] okay, i want to be selfish. (audience laughs) - hey beaver, what are you doing with dad's sandpaper? - [beaver] nothin', wally, nothin' at all. (door slams) (scratching) ow. (audience laughs) boy, those creepy bronsons. - wally. wally, what are you doing there? - well gee mom, i'm just washing my hands. beaver's upstairs hogging the bathroom. - oh, well all right, honey, but - sure, mom. (audience laughs) - june, june! - i'm coming, dear. - well where have you been? - well, i went upstairs and i found my dressing table a mess. there was makeup and powder all over everything. - gee, i didn't do it, mom. - honey, i didn't say anyone did it. curtains must have blown and knocked the bottles over. - how do you want your meat, wally, medium or rare? - well i don't care as long as it's got plenty of blood on it. (audience laughs) - where's the beaver? - he's not down yet. ca
(audience laughs) - hey, beaver? - [beaver] in here. - oh. (rattles doorknob) hey beaver, come on, let me in. i want to get washed. - okay, if you want to be selfish. - [beaver] okay, i want to be selfish. (audience laughs) - hey beaver, what are you doing with dad's sandpaper? - [beaver] nothin', wally, nothin' at all. (door slams) (scratching) ow. (audience laughs) boy, those creepy bronsons. - wally. wally, what are you doing there? - well gee mom, i'm just washing my hands. beaver's...
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(audience laughs) - hey, beaver? hey, beaver! - [beaver] go away, wally. (audience laughs) - [wally] hey, beaver, what are ya doin' sittin' in there? - i'm sittin' in here so nobody can get at me. - what are ya talkin' about? - well i wrote a composition about mom and it was a whole bunch of lies. and as soon as she gets home everybody's gonna jump on me. (audience laughs) - well sure, but they'll find ya in there. - i know, but until they do, i feel kinda safe sittin' in here. - yeah, i know. when i was a kid i used to hide under the bed. - well then did you pretend you dissolved into nothin', and when they came to get ya alls they could find was your clothes? (audience laughs) - 'course not. what do you think i was, a kook or somethin'? - well go away, will ya, wally? (sad music) - "one day a big gangster put my famous mother "in a show and she was a big success. "then the gangster got arrested but my mother didn't. "she was in five more shows but quit when she "was married to my father who was a tap dancer." (audience laughs) don't you dare laugh. - oh,
(audience laughs) - hey, beaver? hey, beaver! - [beaver] go away, wally. (audience laughs) - [wally] hey, beaver, what are ya doin' sittin' in there? - i'm sittin' in here so nobody can get at me. - what are ya talkin' about? - well i wrote a composition about mom and it was a whole bunch of lies. and as soon as she gets home everybody's gonna jump on me. (audience laughs) - well sure, but they'll find ya in there. - i know, but until they do, i feel kinda safe sittin' in here. - yeah, i know....
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- well, beaver isn't. his class is having a little party to celebrate the last day of school. - well, when i was a kid, we used to celebrate the last day of school by taking our shoes off. and we never put 'em on again for the rest of the summer. - now ward, don't you go telling the boys that kind of story. - [wally] what kind of stories, dad? - (exclaims) stories about me running around barefooted when i was a boy. - yes wally, and i don't want you doing things like that. - (exclaims) i guess that's too much fun, huh dad? - yeah, something like that. - hey, where's the beaver? - [mom] he's not home yet. - well gee, i thought he'd be home crying a long time ago. (laughter) - (exclaims) well, well heck, i don't know. you know how kids his age are. they'll cry about a lot of stuff. (laughter) well, i gotta be going now, i'm gonna go mess around. (laughter) (slams) - ward, the way wally's talking, you think something's going on that we don't know about? - dear, when you have children, there's always something
- well, beaver isn't. his class is having a little party to celebrate the last day of school. - well, when i was a kid, we used to celebrate the last day of school by taking our shoes off. and we never put 'em on again for the rest of the summer. - now ward, don't you go telling the boys that kind of story. - [wally] what kind of stories, dad? - (exclaims) stories about me running around barefooted when i was a boy. - yes wally, and i don't want you doing things like that. - (exclaims) i guess...
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- beaver! beaver, wake up! beaver! - beaver! - oh, hi wally. i guess i was kind of having a nightmare. - what were you dreaming about? you were hollering about eddie! - eddie was on top of this big cliff, and he was going to jump in this big volcano! and larry was there with a bottle of gutter water, laughing! - what's going on, beaver? you acted dopey all through supper! - well yesterday i hypnotized eddie, and today he was following me around, saying he was my slave. - ah, come on beaver, he was just giving you the business! - no he wasn't, he said he was going to do all kinds of terrible things, and kill and steal for me! - ah, that dirty rat! pretending he was hypnotized after i told him not to! - you sure he was only kidding? - boy. - hey look beaver, tomorrow after school i'll meet you over by larry's, and we'll see if we can fix that wise guy eddie. - thanks wally. you know sometimes in the day, you're kind of mean. but you're a pretty good brother in the night! (audience laughter) - eh ... - june, i'm home! june? - you want something, d
- beaver! beaver, wake up! beaver! - beaver! - oh, hi wally. i guess i was kind of having a nightmare. - what were you dreaming about? you were hollering about eddie! - eddie was on top of this big cliff, and he was going to jump in this big volcano! and larry was there with a bottle of gutter water, laughing! - what's going on, beaver? you acted dopey all through supper! - well yesterday i hypnotized eddie, and today he was following me around, saying he was my slave. - ah, come on beaver, he...
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(frog croaking) - oh, beaver! beaver, that's a frog. come on, get that off my bread board. - i got it from whitey whitney. he thought it was dead and he was only gonna charge me two sticks of gum. but while we were talking it over, it started it wiggling so he raised it to four. where's wally i wanna show it to him. he likes frogs and stuff. - oh beaver, i don't know. you know, wally's growing up. he's got other things on his mind. - mom, would you get me a glass of milk, my hands are all froggy. - alright. - what other things does wally have on his mind, mom? - well, the future. - oh, like what he's gonna do tomorrow. - not quite. when he's really grown up. and when he's a man. - gee mom, it's hard to think of a man walking around, he'd be me. - you know something, beaver. one of these days you're gonna be all grown up, and you're gonna have a wife and a family all your own. - i will? - of course you will. - boy, it sure is creepy the way it works, isn't it mom? (audience laughter) where's wally anyway, mom? - down at school talking to
(frog croaking) - oh, beaver! beaver, that's a frog. come on, get that off my bread board. - i got it from whitey whitney. he thought it was dead and he was only gonna charge me two sticks of gum. but while we were talking it over, it started it wiggling so he raised it to four. where's wally i wanna show it to him. he likes frogs and stuff. - oh beaver, i don't know. you know, wally's growing up. he's got other things on his mind. - mom, would you get me a glass of milk, my hands are all...
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- is beaver here? - no, he's not, dear and i think i better go look for him. - i knew it was a mistake to let him ride his bicycle to school. - yes, dear, you've told me that twice already. - well, dear, i'm not exactly blaming you. - no, you're coming as close to it as you can though. - hey, dad, would you like me to go look for the beaver while you guys finish the argument? - wally, we're not arguing. and i'll go and look for him. well, so here we are. - yes, sir. here we are. - where have you been, beaver? didn't you know we were worried about you? but i didn't know what i could do about it. - beaver, i gave you permission to ride back and forth to school, but you had no business to stay out this late on your bicycle. - i didn't stay out this late on my bicycle. - well, of course you did, it's ten after six. dad, i think he's trying to tell you something happened to the bike. - beaver, is your bicycle wrecked or was it lost? - no, mom, it was stoled. - stoled? - yes, sir, it was stoled by a kid in f
- is beaver here? - no, he's not, dear and i think i better go look for him. - i knew it was a mistake to let him ride his bicycle to school. - yes, dear, you've told me that twice already. - well, dear, i'm not exactly blaming you. - no, you're coming as close to it as you can though. - hey, dad, would you like me to go look for the beaver while you guys finish the argument? - wally, we're not arguing. and i'll go and look for him. well, so here we are. - yes, sir. here we are. - where have...
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beaver? beaver! - hey beaver, dad's calling you. - yeah, i know. - well, what's the matter? - [ward] beaver? beaver! - i thought i was getting away with something. but dad never hollers like that when you're getting away with something. - it's perfectly obvious how you feel, beaver. it doesn't mean a thing to you that i've had this ball since i was 17. it doesn't mean a thing to you it doesn't mean that much to you! well does it? - no, sir. - "no, sir"? how can you stand there and say it doesn't mean anything to you? - because you just told me it doesn't. - alright, beaver. you can spend the entire day tomorrow in your room. and you can eat your dinner up there, alone. and everyday for a week. when you come home from school, you'll go to your room and you'll stay there. you'll have no company, you'll have no friends. and you won't watch television, do you understand? - yes, sir. - alright, go on to your room. dear, don't say anything. - i don't intend to. - what do you want? - well, i just thought that if the hollering was over, - [larry] beaver! (whistles) hey beaver! - hi,
beaver? beaver! - hey beaver, dad's calling you. - yeah, i know. - well, what's the matter? - [ward] beaver? beaver! - i thought i was getting away with something. but dad never hollers like that when you're getting away with something. - it's perfectly obvious how you feel, beaver. it doesn't mean a thing to you that i've had this ball since i was 17. it doesn't mean a thing to you it doesn't mean that much to you! well does it? - no, sir. - "no, sir"? how can you stand there and say...
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- what is it, beaver? - there's a man outside who wants to possibly talk to you. - [june] who is it? - he didn't say his name, but he's the man who gave me the dollar with the hole in it for being born. (audience laughing) i haven't seen him in years. - andy hadlock? - [ward] now, don't worry, dear. i'm just going to talk to him. - ward, every time that ... - [ward] beaver, why don't you run on outside and tell him i'll be right there. - yes, sir. - well, all right, dear, but please be careful. now don't get involved. - my father's coming out, but he's just going to talk to you. - well, hello there, andy. - hello, mr. cleaver. well, i sure admire your place here. you sure been doing fine. - well, thank you, andy. how've you been doing? - well, i've been doing fine, too, mostly. - i could show you the dollar, if you want. i'm not allowed to spend it. (audience laughing) - [andy] glad you kept it, boy. mr. cleaver, i've just been noticing your trim here. it could use a coat of paint, don't you think? - oh, i
- what is it, beaver? - there's a man outside who wants to possibly talk to you. - [june] who is it? - he didn't say his name, but he's the man who gave me the dollar with the hole in it for being born. (audience laughing) i haven't seen him in years. - andy hadlock? - [ward] now, don't worry, dear. i'm just going to talk to him. - ward, every time that ... - [ward] beaver, why don't you run on outside and tell him i'll be right there. - yes, sir. - well, all right, dear, but please be careful....
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: he compares himself to beavers like the animal the beaver. >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] 'cause, i mean, they're pretty much the gold standard of building dams. and my character is very worried that by going forward with designing the hoover dam, his work will be compared to what beavers could have done. [ light laughter ] >> seth: so -- so he's in a tough spot. >> yeah, you know, he's absolutely, he really is. and the big number of the show is called "damned if i do, damned if i don't." [ laughter ] and i think it really perfectly encapsulates, you know, how he's wrestling with all the pressure and, you know. >> seth: well, that's fantastic. and i'm very excited about this. and everybody here should be very excited, because i hear you're going to preview it for us tonight. >> yeah, that's right. i'm going to, and i wrote it. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you wrote it? >> absolutely. >> seth: ladies and gentlemen, here is, for the very first time, alan cumming singing "damned if i do, damned if i don't," from "hoover dam: the musical." here i am a mere mortal man build some big ass da
: he compares himself to beavers like the animal the beaver. >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] 'cause, i mean, they're pretty much the gold standard of building dams. and my character is very worried that by going forward with designing the hoover dam, his work will be compared to what beavers could have done. [ light laughter ] >> seth: so -- so he's in a tough spot. >> yeah, you know, he's absolutely, he really is. and the big number of the show is called "damned if i do, damned...
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do they carry mud and stone with their beaver forepaws timimr in their mouths with their beaver rong jaws then there's me with my little weak arms i can't carry a thing in my mouth they ask me for a dam i can't mask who i am a land mammal can figure it out i'm damned if i do i'm damned if i don't non-believers compare me to beavers there's no chance they won't no chance they won't you can't beat us you will never beat us stop it beavers stop this torment ou can't beat us you will never beat us get out of my head you're not even real we are real so very real you're shattering my damn dam confidence damn you totoell to hell damn you to hell to hell >> no! i see something in you john savage something quite beaver-y you may not believe in yourself but you've made a lievererut of me >> here, take this wood. you're going to need it when you build that dam. >> well, thanks. but actually, the hoover dam is concrete, not wood. it's gonna to be way more complex than anything you guys could ever do. your dams don't harness electricity whereas as this one will be an arched gravity dam that produ
do they carry mud and stone with their beaver forepaws timimr in their mouths with their beaver rong jaws then there's me with my little weak arms i can't carry a thing in my mouth they ask me for a dam i can't mask who i am a land mammal can figure it out i'm damned if i do i'm damned if i don't non-believers compare me to beavers there's no chance they won't no chance they won't you can't beat us you will never beat us stop it beavers stop this torment ou can't beat us you will never beat us...
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] >> set hcompares himself to beavers like the amal the beaver. >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] 'cause, i mean, they're pretty much the gold stdard of building dams. and my character is ry worried that by ing forward with desig the hoer dam, his work will omred what avers could have done. [ light laughter >> seth: so -- so he's in a ugh spot. >> yeah, you know,e's ablutely, he really is. and the big nuer of the show called "damned if i do, daed if i don't." [ laughter d think it reay rfectly encapsates, you know, how he's >> seth: well, that's fanttic. d i'm very excited about ts. and evody here should be very eited, because i hear you' going to preview it for usonight. >>eah, that's right. i'm gog to, and i ote it. [ cheers andpplause ] seth:ou wrote it? >> absolutely. >> sh: ladies and gentlemen, re is, for t very first , alan cumming singing "damneif i do, damned if i don't," from "hoov dam: the musical. [ chrs a appe ] he i am a mere mortal n woerif ian build someig a dam and i scared scared out of my md terrified at i will find tha that m not as good as the beavers that the beavers will t
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[music] - [voiceover] leave it to beaver. starring barbara billingsley, hugh beaumont, and jerry mathers as the beaver. - you spying on the neighbors again? - no, i'm watching for beaver to come home from dancing school. - oh, i guess that is an important homecoming. - it certainly is. do you know for the past two years he's talked his way out of attending almost half the classes with one excuse or another? he'll probably come home with a new alibi today. - i think the last time he had some story about the flower decorations giving him an allergy. (laughter) - and the time before he said the waltzes gave him a charlie horse. (laughter) - well you know i think the basic trouble is an allergy. boys his age are just naturally allergic to little girls. (laughter) here he comes. i suppose we'll hear some new reason now why he should abandon the social graces. - dear, if he's very upset let's not be too hard on him. - yeah. - well beaver, did you have a good time with all your nice little friends at dancing school?
[music] - [voiceover] leave it to beaver. starring barbara billingsley, hugh beaumont, and jerry mathers as the beaver. - you spying on the neighbors again? - no, i'm watching for beaver to come home from dancing school. - oh, i guess that is an important homecoming. - it certainly is. do you know for the past two years he's talked his way out of attending almost half the classes with one excuse or another? he'll probably come home with a new alibi today. - i think the last time he had some...
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john beaver. >> i had mcgee's first touchdown and a wide shot showing it as he stands in the background. >> reporter: the stands were not full for the first super bowl? >> no, no. has photographed every super bowl. >> here is joe namath coming off the field after super bowl iii and john madden carried off the field after super bowl hn 11. >> reporter: he got to the super bowl because his dad was a photographer for the green packers. that photo gave him a favorite photo. >> it's vince lombardi coming off the field for the first super bowl and my father is in the back. i had two of my favorite people in the shot. >> reporter: he has owned press credentials. >> i want to see the athlete's face. >> reporter: for 30 years now, he has been with "sports illustrated." >> this player is celebrating with confetti, of course, made the picture. >> reporter: his photos reveal changes in both the game and fraever. >> this was our first digital cover. this is the first year we didn't use film. now it's all auto focussing and that little town to be able to follow the action is gone. >> reporter: you li
john beaver. >> i had mcgee's first touchdown and a wide shot showing it as he stands in the background. >> reporter: the stands were not full for the first super bowl? >> no, no. has photographed every super bowl. >> here is joe namath coming off the field after super bowl iii and john madden carried off the field after super bowl hn 11. >> reporter: he got to the super bowl because his dad was a photographer for the green packers. that photo gave him a favorite...
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>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. and stephen colbert will join us in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for this thursday. thanks for watching.
>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. and stephen colbert will join us in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for this...
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>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. and stephen colbert will join us in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for this thursday. thanks for watching. i'm anne-marie green. have a great day. elizabeth: more news, snow makes driving treacherous. how people are getting around. eric: $6 million in the hot weather game, the man is suing because he said he should have one more. how a cheating scandal may be to blame. >> insulting the people of iowa. elizabeth: why donald trump is attacking iowa caucus winner ted cruz, saying he didn't win fairly. thanks for waking up with us. eric: it is thursday, february 4. been snowing. metinka: a bit of a break but it is cold. zero. northeast. four degrees in des moines is so grab your coats and mittens. we
>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. and stephen colbert will join us in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news"...
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>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for this thursday. thanks for watching. have a great day. police in norfolk are looking for a man who robbed a woman at gunpoint in her front yard--and it was all caught on camera. family and friends are gathering together to remember
>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for...
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>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaverbe there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. and stephen colbert will join us in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for this thursday. thanks for watching. i'm anne-marie green. have a great day. ,,,, >>> live from our exclusive home in super bowl city, this is kpix 5 news. >>> your realtime captioner is linda marie macdonald. >>> and good morning, everyone. boy, that shot never gets old. what a beautiful view high atop the transamerica pyramid as san francisco gets ready to host super bowl 50. it's gorgeous. >> hi, everyone. i'm frank mallicoat. it is thursday, february 4. >> and i'm michelle griego. and, of course, we're broadcasting live this morning from sens restaurant overlooking super bowl city and we'll talk all thin
>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaverbe there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. and stephen colbert will join us in the studio. that is the...
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i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this all-natural, done-for-you program so you can finally live independent of drugs and insulin shots. e way glenn miller played songs that made the hit parade guys like us we had it made those were the days and you knew where you were then girls were girls and men were men mister, we could use a man like herbert hoover again didn't need no welfare state everybody pulled his weight gee, our old lasalle ran great
i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this...
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>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for this thursday. thanks for watching. have a great day. on charges in blacksburg teenager nicole lovell's death. what a new york times article says lovell told her friends just hours before she disappeared. and danville business owners say they want to see more police officers in the area. the recent crimes that are raising their customer safety.
>> reporter: in spite of the changes one thing at super bowl 50 will be exactly the same -- john beaver will be there with his camera. john blackstone, cbs news, san francisco. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," more on the mystery of the unclaimed $63 million lottery prize. we will take to you chatsworth, california. plus, we speak with sarah blakley, the founder of the empire spanx. in the studio. that is the "cbs morning news" for...
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i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this all-natural, done-for-you program so you can finally live independent of drugs and insulin shots. no more cryin' there we are goin' to see thking oh, lordy no more cryin' there we are goin' to see the king let me tell you,children no more cryin' there we are goin' to see the king hallelujah hallelujah we're goin' to see the king hallelujah we're going to see the king oh, florence,that was wonderful. do you really think so? i know good music. i've heard lionel sing. i miss good music. but you're just fantastic. with this audience, we should practice here more often. one rotten apple can spoil the wh
i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this...
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i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this all-natural, done-for-you program so you can finally live independent of drugs and insulin shots. hey, weez. how was your day? i bought something i've always wanted. i won't hanga laughingmoose head here. that's your loss. but you'll like this. it's real classy. a bottle of wine. we'll have itwith dinner. with dinner? where's your couth? $500? why that's-- that's 10 laughingmoose heads. why did youpay that much? it's a classy thing to do. it will pay for itself the first party we have here. i'll whip out this wine, and our guestswill start whispering. "ooh, jefferson'sgot class. "that jeffersonknows his grapes. talking
i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this all-natural, done-for-you program so you can finally...