what you trying to do -- throw betty crocker out on her buns? hmm. either he's got a twin in that bathroom or we're in "the twilight zone." yeah, yeah, these will be great to graze on while me and j.j. go job hunting. job hunting? but you said that we were gonna -- come on, man, there's a whole new world out there for us. but -- [ imitating rhett butler] and one day, scarlett, all this will be yours -- tara, the plantation, the river... the dam. no, wait. frankly, scarlett, i won't give a "dam." [ laughs ] [ telephone rings ] hello? keith? hey, i told donna summer not to call me here. hello? willona, if you had been here 10 minutes ago, you'd have seen that keith had all the charm of a shark with root canal work. could you all excuse me a minute? this is kind of private. ooh, come outside and tell me what's going on. well, i'll go start the dishes. hello, joe. hey, what's happening, man? when did you get in? oh, me? i can't complain. yeah, yeah, yeah, man. just give me a couple more months. my leg will be better. i'll be out there again. look, why do