you know we've big bro they've out big brother. big bro and now the attorney general over there eric holder he just signed a new guideline they get no stop typing on that because big bro is watching you every stroke of your keyboard they are not following you and every cell phone quo you make any surveillance tape everything that you do max cards while you're in the los is stop who's the need is here you may be. right because we have algorithms that the geniuses put in place over at big brother is such a headquarters to see whether or not we have to arrest you before you cause more trouble speaking of algorithms gerald it's been reported now that up from seventy percent to eighty six percent of all the training on these exchanges are algorithmic trading high frequency trading computer training to keep this economy looking puffed up because there's no humans doing any of the trading anymore it's all machines trading with each other and i want to speak on that point of it but also follow up on lawyers as saying in terms of the drumbe

then britain's other harry and big bro william about having potty mouth around the queen. female tebow? olympic hottie lolo jones reveals the rdles to staying a virgin. >> hi, guys. jason kennedy back with more e! news. watch out, there is a hot new deejay esteban --, and it looks like he's going to get royally served. >> i love when you talk gangster because it's totally authtic, honey. but before we get to william, cameron is delivering baby news. >> that was like a dave -- and a half of cheating the i was pushing a lot. >> cameron diaz pushes on giving fake birth in "what to expect when you're expecting." >> it's that moment where everything becomes real, where the baby is real, there, with you. >> at the movie premiere, the blonde beauty was joined by members of the cast and the dashing chace crawford. across town, gwyneth paltrow gets face time with former president bill clinton. along with bill's daughter chelsea, they co-hosted a charity event yesterday. he's got two turntables and a monarchy. prince charles goes behind the ones and twos while learning to deejay at

. >> so your big bro' is in denver now. healthwise he's doing pretty good? >> he's doing great.ting a reebok commercial. he's doing great and loving it out there and working hard and excited to be playing football again. i'm excited to get to watch him on the football field again. >> and now tim tebow here in new york. have you had coffee with tim tebow? >> no, i haven't seen tim since he has been in town. you know, it's one of those deals in new york you win a super bowl but i'm the third most talked about quarterback right now between mark and tim and i. that's the way i like it. >> speaking of backup quarterbacks, i didn't know this but you are supposedly the godfather of pranks. i hear these stories about you reprogramming the phone into japanese. what's your best one? what's your claim to fame? >> you know, it's hard to say. you know, i don't really like -- our rookies just got in this week. i don't want to give it away. >> give us one example. >> there's some stuff called blue dye. it's kind of like if you see a movie and someone robs a bank. it's that stuff. it comes in a

bro. >> a big bone. . >> he came with two sisters who have been adopted. he's looking for a home.'s going to be a lab, he's a big one. he's only 6 months old right now. he does need a good home. if you can help out, he's at the maryland spca. there's the phone number. caleb, right there out, look. there you go. >> all right. >> tim williams take it away, pal. >>> it's going to be a beautiful weekend for caleb and all the other pets and people around. we're looking another a sunny day today, breezy. 67 right now at bwi marshall. 34 is your dew point. just a delightful dry afternoon. winds from the west, northwest are going to shift here to the southwest and that's going going -- going to bring in warm air. 67 in dc and at bwi marshall. everyone in the mid 60s across the board. 66 and 67 seem to be the magic numbers across the entire state. clear skies, high pressure in control of the forecast. that high is going to dip down to the carolinas. that clock wise flow is going to bring in warm air. it's going to get this here on sunday into monday bringing a chance of showers on sunday e

oh, my god, bro. >> there's a big hole. >> i hate to see my brother in pain like that.pretty bad. anybody knows who has any type of back problem, it's bad. i've tweaked my back before, i know, and that can't compare to what he's going through. >> it will kill you. that's how we live our life. we have to keep pushing through, you know. >> i'm worried about him. he has a past history of having problems with drugs and drinking and so on. now he has to take them for his pain, and they can very easily be abused. i worry about that. i don't want to see that happen to him. >> how is the unemployment thing working out? >> real fast. real fast. i'll be waiting two months. >> you have to figure something out and get a job even if you're banged up. >> i can't, roy. what am i going to do? be a drug dealer? where am i going to get the money? >> i don't know. >> leave it there, damn it. >> you can either be a victim or a survivor. bad things happen to all of us. you can be a victim or a survivor. you have to make a choice. >> i'm a survivor. so are you. we have to. >> you have to ove

oh, my god, bro. >> there's a big hole. >> i hate to see my brother in pain like that.pretty bad. anybody knows who has any type of back problem, it's bad. i've tweaked my back before, i know, and that can't compare to what he's going through. >> it will kill you. that's how we live our life. we have to keep pushing through, you know. >> i'm worried about him. he has a past history of having problems with drugs and drinking and so on. now he has to take them for his pain, and they can very easily be abused. i worry about that. i don't want to see that happen to him. >> how is the unemployment thing working out? >> real fast. real fast. i'll be waiting two months. >> you have to figure something out and get a job even if you're banged up. >> i can't, roy. what am i going to do? be a drug dealer? where am i going to get the money? >> i don't know. >> leave it there, damn it. >> you can either be a victim or a survivor. bad things happen to all of us. you can be a victim or a survivor. you have to make a choice. >> i'm a survivor. so are you. we have to. >> you have to ove

big. i'm going with this second bro ween in as many fights and she could make the wife before the years with final w five why it to you to take place two days before christmas. and finally people all over the u.k. are preparing to catch a glimpse of the symbol of the upcoming london two thousand and twelve games the surf flame beginning its seventy journey in cornwall on saturday ahead of the summer's olympic start fiery tears of lungs and entertaining the crowd by devouring some less prestigious flames ahead of the torch is a rival three time olympic sailing gold medal spending stepping out of a smart time element to begin the relay britain's most successful yachtsman carrying out his part of the sermon and by completing a three hundred metre leg the really it will cover almost thirteen thousand kilometers before arriving in time for the opening ceremony on july twenty sixth. and that is all your sport for whether it's next year in twenty four hour r.t. . it is. of them is. just so. it's it's. it's it's. safe. well for the future science technology innovation all the means developments from

big metal disk. >> how heavy is it? >> it's heavy. grab it. >> i don't want to hurt you. >> you won't hurt me. grab it. grab it. >> it gives me the heebie-jeebies, too, brohing's big. >> to repair his back, it also required removal of a rib. >> oh, my god. it's like a hole there. i can feel it. there's nothing protecting your lung there. oh, my god. it's a hole. a big hole. >> i hate to see my brother in pain. anybody who has any kind of back problem -- i tweaked my back and that can't even be compared to what he's going through. that serenity prayer right there, that's how we live our life. we've got to keep pushing through, you know. i worry about that. he has a past history of having problems with drugs and drinking, but now he has to take them for his pain. that could easily lead to abuse. i'm very worried about that. how's your unemployment working right now? >> real fast, real fast. i'll be under a bridge in two months. that's the way it's looking. >> you're going to have to figure something out, try to get a job even if you're banged up like a cat. >> i can't, roy. what am i going to do? rob a drug dealer? >> no. >> to get some money? >> no. >> wh

bro. >> he jacked him up? >> oh, yeah. big time. according to the upleder on youtube, the police came to scene but both parties disbursed so no arrests. >> that was fascinating. i could watch that again. >> it's a train wreck, right? and you're just glued to your screen. >>> look at this scary and odd amusement park ride. tell me what you would name it. >> i think it would be, poop your pants. >> oh. everybody wants to ride the poop your pants. doesn't look too scary. >> doesn't look too scary yet and kind of looks like reads we've seen. >> the swing or -- >> yeah. flips as it swings. oh, it does that. then it does something else, too. so you start swinging. you're like, okay. we've seen this. >> i've avoided that ride every time you see it. >> check your restraint, like, 50 times. i think it's good. click it down one click too far, then it's pushing in on your stomach. >> too tight. >> and that point, people lose all their money, sunglasses and dentures. >> wait a second. looks like it broke. >> it starts to look like the arms are

big metal disk. >> how heavy is it? >> it's heavy. grab it. >> i don't want to hurt you. >> you won't hurt me. grab it. grab it. >> it gives me the heebie jeebies, broepairing ray's back also required the removal of a rib. >> oh, my god. it's like a hole there. all the way down. >> there's nothing protecting your lung there. oh, my god. it's a hole. i can feel it. >> it's a big hole. >> i hate to see my brother in pain. he has been banged up pretty bad. anybody who has any kind of back problem -- i tweaked my back and i know, and that can't even be compared to what he's going through. that serenity prayer right there, that's how we live our life. we've got to keep pushing through, you know. >> yeah, i'm worried about it. he has a past history of drugs and drinking and so on. now he has to take them for his pain. it could be very easy for him to abuse them. i'm very worried about that. how's your unemployment working right now? >> real fast, real fast. i'll be under a bridge in two months. >> no way. >> that's the way it's looking. yep. >> you're going to have to figure something out, try to get a job even if you're banged up like you can't. >> i can

bros. and barnum and bailey, european circuses, as well as the big apple circus, and then some of our teachers who have grown up through the program that we've trained. >> and expert help is definitely in order. for example, george makes the diabolo look easy. >> and once you have that, you can do all kinds of tricks with it -- plenty of stunts. things like that, or step over it. and spin it under your leg. you can catch it out of the air, like this. things like that any many other fun things. you want to try it? >> i do want to try. >> okay. now, you right-handed? >> i am. >> so, you roll it towards your left shoulder and pick it up. roll it to your left and pick it up, and then up and down with the left -- the right hand. gently, gently. that's it! that's it. you got a beautiful spin right there. tightrope, and let it in. and let it in. yes, yes! good job. that's it. >> next, i tried my hand -- i mean foot -- at walking on stilts. if at first you don't succeed... i was more at home on the trampoline. since i have one in my backyard, flipping in the air comes naturally. i get to try aerial fa

bro. please don't have no kids, man. you are an idiot dressed like that. please don't have no kids. >> i guess he doesn't like big hats. can't blame him there. >> let's discuss this in the -- rye lightning rooooouuuuuunnnnd. >> you played a point guard in a kid's show "basketball mummy." so barkley often says stupid comments and we love him. >> speaking of rolls, i want to say congratulations for this evening's uh academy award win for best short. >> charles barkley came out and said to the hell with mitt romney. nikisix, he said to hell with obama. >> but that's good. >> their votes now can sell each other out. >> what will you do with the next segment when you don't have an answer? >> i will make fun of something else. >> feel free to complete your thought. >> wayne gretzky is not a spokesperson for weight watchers the last time i checked. the list of people i don't care about, charles barkley has to be somewhere near the top. i think i remember he used to be a republican once upon a time or sort of conservative. i think he talked about running for office at some time. >> then he changed because obama ran and he said

bro. i believe that is the first -- i don't think that's ever happened. >> he's a big obama supporter but, charles barkley was a republican at first. >> i thought he was going to run for sheriff or something. >> no, governor. >> governor? >> yeah. >> he might want to start at sheriff. >> all right. so mr. leno was referring to that, here's the original soundbite mr. barkley about his bro romney over on tnt. >> mitt romney. >> yes at the game in boston. >> we going to beat you like a drum in november. don't take it personally. i like you. you seem like a nice guy. but you're going down, bro! >> so funny, with the nba music in the background. >> does anybody watching basketball want to hear politics? i don't know. >> basketball plus. >> i don't know. >> senator john mccain had a problem with it and he tweeted this back to charles barkley. dear charles barkley, don't take it personally. you seem like a nice guy but you're clueless. mitt romney wins. wanna bet? >> i sense that barkley will bet. >> absolutely. >> they can't play a pickup game. that would not be a close match. >> yeah. >> i'm no