>> colin: get out of my way, billy! >> billy: this marriage is over, okay?with you. ♪ oh, it'[car horns]y... ♪ [angry shouting] excuse me! [storm siren] when it comes to buying a house... trulia knows the house is only half of it. and with 34 map overlays like traffic, crime, natural hazards, and more... you can find the right house and the right neighborhood for you. trulia. the house is only half of it. ♪ >> thank you very much. >> carter: [ laughs ] >> pam: thank you so much. >> maya: you're married! [ cheering ] >> rick: you did it, man! congratulations. >> zende: thank you. >> tony: i am so proud of you, son. >> zende: thanks, pop. ma! you got to stop crying. come on. >> kristen: i'm sorry! i'm so happy to see you so happy. thank you for making him so happy! >> eric: nicole forrester... >> ooh! >> eric: welcome to the family, officially. >> nicole: you have been so good to us, eric, and this whole day, just...is better than i ever could have imagined, so thank you. >> eric: quinn and i wouldn't have had it any other way. >> quinn: mm. >> zende: you're a

. >> billy: just here to annoy you, mom. >> jill: go away, you two. go away.on't need a pair of vultures hovering over me. >> billy: we're on escape duty, making sure you don't bolt. >> esther: we had to practically drag you to the e.r. last night. you looked terrible. >> jill: oh, thank you, esther. but as you can plainly see, i'm perfectly all right. >> billy: you don't remember? >> jill: i don't know. they must have given me drugs or something. [ scoffs ] i have acid reflex. give me some medicine so i can get out of here. you, esther, please give me the call button. i can call the nurse and ask her when i can leave. >> billy: why don't we wait and talk to the doctor first? >> jill: why would we do that, billy? [ cellphone rings ] ow! [ sighs ] hmm. it's colin. >> esther: that louse has been calling here all night. >> billy: at least he stayed away, like we told him to. >> jill: if i see his face, if i hear his voice, he's gonna be in a hospital bed, too. >> colin: sweetheart, look, i can understand that you're pretty upset about what's happened. but look, i

>> they had a sound-alike. >> jimmy: you got the real billy joel. >> we got the real billy joel. >> jimmyself? >> i don't even know why he did it. like it makes no sense. [ laughter ] will you come do this adult swim show where we recreate an opening credit sequence to something, a theme song you didn't even sing? >> jimmy: yeah. >> he was like, yeah, all right. but it was crazy. we got to hang out with him are. we shot this bit -- i mean, paul rudd was the other person in the show. so we were both big billy joel fans. waiting around all day for him to arrive. we went to long island to shoot with him. he shows up on a motorcycle with a bandana on his head and sunglasses on. and we're just standing out in the parking lot waiting for him. like idiots. [ laughter ] and he gets off his motorcycle. he kind of took his sunglasses off and looked at us like, what the [ bleep ] did i get myself into? two guys waiting for me? we shoot with him, he's awesome. then it finishes. we finish, we're done. and he doesn't leave. he just stays and kind of hangs out. and we're not going to leave or ask him to

>> billy: concert? >> victoria: yeah. it was phenomenal. mm-hmm. really late night, that's for sure. >> billy: yeah, but it was, uh, worth it, right? >> victoria: sure. >> billy: "sure"? that's it? i don't even get a "thank you" for hooking you up? >> victoria: [ sighs ] >> billy: ahhh! you got me a concert t-shirt! look at you. >> victoria: yeah. reed picked it out. he was blown away when i showed him the tickets. >> billy: uh-huh. was he the only one that had fun? >> victoria: i'll have to admit it was a little awkward that he was walking 10 yards in front of me, but once he realized that he didn't know anybody there, he was cool about being there with his mom. >> billy: good.

>> billy: concert? >> victoria: yeah. it was phenomenal. mm-hmm.but a really late night, that's for sure. >> billy: yeah, but it was, uh, worth it, right? >> victoria: sure. >> billy: "sure"? that's it? i don't even get a "thank you" for hooking you up? >> victoria: [ sighs ] >> billy: ahhh! you got me a concert t-shirt! look at you. >> victoria: yeah. reed picked it out. he was blown away when i showed him the tickets. >> billy: uh-huh. was he the only one that had fun? >> victoria: i'll have to admit it was a little awkward that he was walking 10 yards in front of me, but once he realized that he didn't know anybody there, he was cool about being there with his mom. >> billy: good.

you're not owed anything, cane, so back off. >> victoria: i can handle this, billy. >> billy: you got, okay? you got a paycheck. that is all you are owed! >> cane: so when i was making things happen here 'cause you were too busy doing whatever else you do to bother -- >> billy: when was that, exactly? >> cane: every day! every day i've done more for this company than you've ever done for anything in your entire life! >> billy: you think you're such a hero, don't you, for doing a job that you were hired to do! >> victoria: i just said i can handle this. you're not helping. >> cane: i'm not gonna stand here and listen to this, okay? >> billy: so hand in your resignation, 'cause those are the options. get on board or get out! >> jack: you have an offer for me? i think i have everything i need. >> jill: come on, jack. you don't want fenmore's. >> jack: i worked my tail off to get fenmore's. i'm not about to walk away from it now. >> jill: yeah, but you got 49%, which is less than half, which

you're not owed anything, cane, so back off. >> victoria: i can handle this, billy. >> billy: you got a job, okay? you got a paycheck. that is all you are owed! >> cane: so when i was making things happen here 'cause you were too busy doing whatever else you do to bother -- >> billy: when was that, exactly? >> cane: every day! every day i've done more for this company than you've ever done for anything in your entire life! >> billy: you think you're such a hero, don't you, for doing a job that you were hired to do! >> victoria: i just said i can handle this. you're not helping. >> cane: i'm not gonna stand here and listen to this, okay? >> billy: so hand in your resignation, 'cause those are the options. get on board or get out! >> jack: you have an offer for me? i think i have everything i need. >> jill: come on, jack. you don't want fenmore's. >> jack: i worked my tail off to get fenmore's. i'm not about to walk away from it now. >> jill: yeah, but you got 49%, which is less than half, which

very productive, though. >> billy: that's true. you should have saw them in madison, they were going crazy. it's a good thing we brought all those extra samples. >> victoria: good. lily's a hit. and, i mean, that photo shoot she did with jordan? i mean, come on. she was on fire. >> victoria: about that -- >> billy: i know, okay? you weren't exactly ecstatic that we went forward with cane's idea. >> victoria: i just think i should have been consulted. >> billy: and i shouldn't have made that wise crack about... victor. you being like your father. >> victoria: that's okay. apology accepted. i know it's never gonna happen again, right?

maybe not for billy. >> jimmy: maybe they don't.m, how old is graham? >> he's 10. >> jimmy: almost a year ago at my house for the super bowl. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys came over, your family. and a great thing happened. i'll let you tell the story. >> okay. yeah, we went -- we came to your house for a super bowl party, which was super fan. at jimmy's house, you go -- it's the best party in the world. >> jimmy: television everywhere. >> there's a tv set and you watch the tv, it's amazing. they think of everything. in the bathroom at jimmy's house, there's a few tins of altoids set out. you get a few, spread them out on the counter. like if you want to after you wash your hands pop an altoid before heading back into the party. or maybe like -- maybe take an altoid before you go to the bathroom and put it up your butt. >> jimmy: yeah, whatever, whatever -- i don't tell people >> anyway, we're there. that's in the bathroom. and we get home later that afternoon. and my son kind of takes me aside and he's like, dad, check this out. and

so we were both big billy joel fans. to shoot with him. he shows up on a motorcycle with a bandana on his head and sunglasses on. and we're just standing out in the parking lot waiting for him. like idiots. [ laughter ] and he gets off his motorcycle. he kind of took his sun glasses off and looked at us like, what the [ bleep ] did i get myself into? two guys waiting for me? we shoot with him, he's awesome. then it finishes. we finish, we're done. and he doesn't leave. he just stays and kind of hangs out. and we're not going to leave or ask him to -- we want to hang owl with billy joel. so we just -- i start kind of trying to think of things to say to him. like i think i asked him like, what was it like making glass houses? i had no idea what to say. so he was cool. kind of handled us. but then invited us out to dinner. >> jimmy: nice. >> we went to dinner with billy joel. >> jimmy: then did you continue with the diskography as you went? >> we did, the whole evening peppering him with ridiculous questions. he was totally

very productive, though. >> billy: that's true.in madison, they were going crazy. it's a good thing we brought all those extra samples. >> victoria: good. lily's a hit. and, i mean, that photo shoot she did with jordan? i mean, come on. she was on fire. >> victoria: about that -- >> billy: i know, okay? you weren't exactly ecstatic that we went forward with cane's idea. >> victoria: i just think i should have been consulted. >> billy: and i shouldn't have made that wise crack about... victor. you being like your father. >> victoria: that's okay. apology accepted. i know it's never gonna happen again, right?

cane and lily sent them. >> billy: i'm not talking about the flowers. mwah! glad to see you home.re you feeling? >> jill: i'm feeling just fine. and you know something? your loving-son routine is very heartwarming, but your attempt to take over my life is not. >> billy: hmm? >> jill: do you remember when i used to bug you about getting back with victoria all the time and you told me that i was meddling and to stop it? well, apparently, i guess the rules are different for you. >> billy: i don't know what you're talking about right now. >> jill: colin! >> billy: i know you're upset because i changed the locks, but you did tell that con artist to forget about coming home here, so what's the problem? >> jill: it wasn't your place to throw all of colin'in

. >> billy: aww. what a beautiful sight. >> jill: i know, right? they're lovely.ly sent them. >> billy: i'm not talking about the flowers. mwah! glad to see you home. how are you feeling? >> jill: i'm feeling just fine. and you know something? your loving-son routine is very heartwarming, but your attempt to take over my life is not. >> billy: hmm? >> jill: do you remember when i used to bug you about getting back with victoria all the time and you told me that i was meddling and to stop it? well, apparently, i guess the rules are different for you. >> billy: i don't know what you're talking about right now. >> jill: colin! >> billy: i know you're upset because i changed the locks, but you did tell that con artist to forget about coming home here, so what's the problem? >> jill: it wasn't your place to throw all of colin's

you forget how genius billy crystal was in his many years. that's going to be fun to look back. >> nothing more funny than cannibalism. >> yes, exactly. >> yeah. >> nothing gets the kids going like cannibalism. >>> speaking of blood sports, politics is definitely that. and we're going to start with the president who is going to be headlining in just a matter of hours from now at the cpac conference of conservatives outside washington. >> the president has earned mixed reviews for his past appearances at cpac as candidate trump last year, he attend and finished third in the conference's presidential poll. >> and we should mention vice president pence took the stage just hours ago saying conservatives have a once in a lifetime chance tons influence the nation's future and he also promised a quickened to obamacare. >> america's obamacare nightmare is about to end. >> reporter: a forceful defense overnight of thedration's plans for new health care system. vice president mike pence telling the conservative activists at cpac that obamacare has been

. >> billy: hey. this is a lock on the key art ahead of schedule.are i say we're kicking butt. >> cane: all right, well, let's get going on the digital campaign so we can start, uh, targeting our niche markets. >> billy: what's the hurry? >> cane: well, if we take too long to launch, one of our competitors can become the go-to brand before we launch. >> billy: yeah, that's a fair point, but it's not in the current budget, cane. >> cane: we'll get some money out of r&d. >> billy: well, we should have victoria sign off on it. >> cane: well, you know what? if you, uh, want to get a head start being her lap dog and wait for approval, you can always do that. i figured that maybe you and i can take the initiative 'cause, you know, victoria doesn't own the company yet. >> victoria: dad. >> victor: yes, sweetheart? >> victoria: hey, i want to, um, pick your brain. do you have a few minutes? >> victor: you bet. for you? always. >> victoria: i'm gonna buy back all of brash & sassy. >> victor: you took my advice. i love that. >> victoria: i realized that i sho

host: billy and maryland making the comment on space exploration. aside from the topic today, also looking at democratic national committee, it is in the process of selecting a new chair for the committee with elections to take place today. david weigel from the washington post, the national political reporter joining us on the phone. tell us what is in store for today and what do you expect to happen? guest: later this morning, the members of the democratic national committee will meet and vote on their entire leadership, first on one of seven candidates becoming chairman of the party. fromense coming out of it as recently as a few hours ago, tom perez, the secretary of labor has a clear advantage. while keith ellison, the congressman from minnesota, he started this race early as, is in the hunt but he needs people to change their minds and some of the supporters of the remaining candidates to come over. host: if it is, rest, what -- tom perez, what will he do with the decision? guest: what irony is that it is heated this fight a lack of disagreeme

i like it. >> i like that idea, billy.that reporter, can he get a sweater that fits better? here is how upside down college kids are. this is how screwed up college kids are. he kept the trash and he sent the goody box back to his mom and he asked her for more gluten-free and locally sourced from sustainable, organic farm projects. that is how beaten-down the kids are. but i do agree with you. it seems like a great relationship. she seems like a good mom. i'm telling you, this is my great fear, billy. you know what is coming down the road, matriarchal drones. robot mothers. we are not going to have the sort of communication, it will just be rosy from the "jetsons," saying here is your destroyed us. i don't think that will be good for the relationship from of the familial relationship. >> bill: dennis miller. a quick footnote, on march 24th, we will travel to omaha. ""the spin stops here"" live show. we will be at the tacoma dome and washington. very few tickets remain. check it on billoreilly.com. bolling and rivera talkin

billy white shoes. >> billy says his playing days returning punts was another way of getting that preciousund out, hey, this is another way of getting the ball, you just work at it ungot to work at it. a lot of times you don't know where the opposing team is coming from. once you catch the ball and get squared away, you know, you control your destiny. >> reporter: the original touchdown celebration. billy white shoes. like a guy dancing to a drum beat only he could hear. the streets are twice as crowded as they were on monday with fancy cars and soap box preacherpreachers. >> god bless you sir. >> god bless you. >> tomorrow they'll be more and sunday close your eyes. maybe you can hear the drum beat. i'm hank and that's my take. ♪ >>> of course you can watch the new england patriots take on the atlanta falcons in super sole 51 this sunday right here on fox 29. game day party starts right here on fox 29 join mike and alex from 7:00 to 10:00 a.m. this sunday for the earliest super bowl party you can imagine. >>> now on to your radar tonight, bitter cold temperatures, let's take a live look a

he has played billy elliot on the london west end stage, maybe that is partly where that comes from,id on the red carpet earlier that it is the person who a lwa ys earlier that it is the person who always ends up in the biggest film, a lwa ys always ends up in the biggest film, always ends up in the biggest film, always ends up in the biggest film, always ends up winning, because the public vote, they haven't seen this, he is spiderman in the forthcoming spiderman movie, we had a taster of him in the captain america movie earlier this year, last year, and so those spiderman fan boys are voting away on their phones saying, tom holland, he is a great little actor, only 20, seemed kind of think, are you allowed up at this time? shouldn't you be in bed? but he is 20. he is the son of radio 4 comic and pundit dominic holland, and he has been around acting on the london stage, but spiderman as a whole other level. these things are not easy to do, and he owns a massive blockbuster like that, and i think he could be spiderman 434 films, which would make him one of the biggest stars on the pl

. >> police found a woman's body near the popular billy goat trail. tonight. >> it was a beautiful day out here and someone out walking a long the billy goat trail noticed something in the water. they thought it was a body of a child. and that is how the call originally wept out. and the montgomery county swift water rescue team responded along with helicopter from u.s. park police and pulled body from the water and turned out it was not a child and rather adult woman and officials believed the body had been in the water for sometime. the medical examiner will work to determine cause of death while police work to figure out who this woman was. and whatever the scenario that happened here officials are asking that we take this opportunity to remind you about the dangers of the potomac. the current is often much stronger than appears on the surface and take a look at this. to the left of your screen last june after bodies of two men recovered from the water of great falls offer a spap of several days they had gone mying while fishing about 20 miles nort

. >> billy: vick. hey, what are you doing here? you okay? kids okay? >> victoria: they're fine. i'm -- i'm fine. >> billy: did you, uh, come here because of... >> victoria: i just wanted to check on your mom.

please welcome billy gardell! ♪ ♪ ( applause ) ( cheers ) >> all right!sullivan theater. sorry, i'm a little thrown. this is a very historic place. >> stephen: you know how to host one of these shows. i just found out you actually hosted "live with kelly" with kelly ripa. you were one of the cohosts. >> it was the greatest job in the world. >> stephen: it's not hard? >> you talk to a cool actor, some chef comes in, you eat, you go home by noon. >> stephen: but you have to get up early. >> i don't mind. i'm old and i've got a kid. i get up at six anyway. i'm right down the street. >> stephen: how many kids do you have? >> just one. that's all i wanted, was one. this one came out and he's got the personality of his mother, when is loving and pathetic, and i just figured the seven one would be just chasing him with scissors. so i thought we'll keep that d.n.a.-- that gardell d.n.a. in the pocket, you know, what i mean? >> stephen: now, people, everybody here knows you from "mike & molly." >> there you go. remember? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: "do you

. >> billy: just here to annoy you, mom. >> jill: go away, you two. go away.ures hovering over me. >> billy: we're on escape duty, making sure you don't bolt. >> esther: we had to practically drag you to the e.r. last night. you looked terrible.

billy's armed knowing how dangerous the bar business can be. legally arm, permit to carry but he sees his man walk in the front door to the left here, and it is 1:10 a.m. right before closing time, the guy has a hood pulled tightly around his face. he starts getting in the struggle with billy and then immediately right here in the front where we are standing right now, pulls out a gun, shoots him point black twice and then robs the bar, takes all of the money out of the register. forced barmaid to give them all of the money in there which is 175 bucks. if that is not cold, calculated enough, goes over to billy laying here on the floor and takes his car keys, his wallet, and his gun. he is the little car you see outside front window here of monique's lounge at 23rd and indiana. his dad bill farmer, is want to go do all he can. still in shock. you want to see this killer caught. you know he is doublely dangerous now with two guns. what can we do? they took his wallet. you think your son may have had credit card that this guy may use and maybe sur

billy garrett jr. somehow gets all the way to the basket, doesn't get the game-winner, but he level. he hits both free throws. the hoyas lose, the final 67-659. finally the wizards acquired shooting guard, bojan bogdanovic from the nets. it is official. they have a shooter coming off the bench. >> the hoyas, that is a tough (vo)have to happen?idn't i didn't see it. (vo) what if we could go back? what if our car... could stop itself? in iihs front-end crash prevention testing, nobody beats the subaru impreza. not toyota. not honda. not ford. the all-new subaru impreza. more than a car, it's a subaru. >> tomorrow sounds fantastic. >> we may tie a record at dulles. they haven't been keeping records that long compare to reagan national and downtown d.c., 72 years. 72 tomorrow, 75 on saturday, 70 on saturday, but a cold front moves through. once that happens, temperature tours plummet. even though you see 49 on sunday, wind chill factors, big shock to the system. then next wednesday, 70 degrees. >> and this

he goes by billy.n burst into monique's lounge on the 2200 blog of west endnd of a overnight. police say the robber shot billy twice and took off with the victim's wallet and car keys. his father tonight has a message for the gunman. >> i want this coward to turn himself in. he took a man's live for mere pennies. he need to turn himself in. his conscious need to be working on him. go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in. >>> the family had only taken over the bar in february. the victim was planning on installing security cameras in just a couple of weeks. >>> seniors at a northeast philadelphia high school are up in arms over a new school rule regulating the dresses they can wear to their prom. archbishop ryan high school students launch this petition on change.org ripping a policy that requires girls the e-mail pictures of their desired prom dresses for approval before the big dance. online look at the school's prom dress code says dresses can't be cropped below the bust line and that t

the authorities say billy boyette junior committed suicide. his alleged accomplice, mary rice, surrendered and is now in custody. lester. >> thank you, kerri. >>> still ahead, home hackers. how cyber thieves can target you where you live through everything from your tv to refrigerator and some tricks of your own to fight back. >>> also, how would you like to send your kids to college for free? the big city that made a historic move in higher education. >>> we're back with a warning now for anyone who has connected their in home appliances to their wi-fi system. not just tvs and stereos but refrigerators, ovens, thermostats and even sprinkler systems are connected to the web. by some estimates, three quarters of home networks could be vulnerable to hackers, snooping or stealing your private information. here is nbc tom costello. >> reporter: to visit the johnson home in san francisco. >> i topped the red circle, it unlocks and i walk inside. >> reporter: is to walk into a living app controlled smart home. >> the lights come on and the heat turn

. >> billy baldwin -- >> so go ahead, make the jokes.make them about the people that are going to keep them popular, but at least they are, you know, done crying and having panic takes, because that's boring to me to watch. [inaudible conversations] >> you know why the snl thing worked for spicer? the reason he's going to be gone? it has nothing to do with comedians, it's because he's no good. >> well that at least makes more sense than -- [laughter] >> i mean, the guy -- >> awkward. >> do you think he's a good press secretary? first thing he does is lie to the press and walks away, he's afraid to take questions. >> bob, you seem to me like you're a great american. >> you seem? [laughter] >> what i want to ask you is this: shouldn't we even give president trump any chance at all or just no? >> i said that we should do that -- >> because you're coming out now -- >> i gave him a chance. i gave him three weeks -- greg: by the way, bob, no offense be, but i know somebody here who's been given a few chances. >> oh! to oh, no, you didn't. [app

. >> police say they spot aid woman's body near the popular billy goat trail. laurean is live from great falls with the latest on this story. lauren. >> reporter: sarah, shawn, it was a beautiful day out here as i'm sure you're aware and someone walking a long the billy goat trail saw what they thought was a child in the water and that's how the 911 call originally wentz out. the montgomery country swift water rescue team and helicopter from u.s. park police responded and they did pull a body from the river here. but it turns out it was body of an adult woman. the medical examiner office will determine the cause of death and police wer out exactly who that woman was. and whatever the scenario they're asking we take the time to remind you about the dangers of the potomac river. the current is often much stronger than it appears on the surface and if you take a look at this, on the left of your screen the scene last june after bodies of two men were recovered over grawlal falls of a span of several days they wept missing 20 miles north of here. on the right the s

. >> billy: just here to annoy you, mom. >> jill: go away, you two. go away. need a pair of vultures hovering over me. >> billy: we're on escape duty, making sure you don't bolt. >> esther: we had to practically drag you to the e.r. last night. you looked terrible.

billy gardell. and musical guests the lemon twigs. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: how are you? hey! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thank you, sir! ( cheers and applause ) what's going on, jon? nice to see you. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show," i'm your host, stephen colbert. is anybody here. ( cheers and applause ) anybody here from out of town ( applause ) anybody from out of the country? hide. they're coming for you! if you are visiting in new york, right now, you might have noticed that yesterday, activists put a banner on the statue of liberty reading, "refugees welcome." ( cheers and applause ) okay. yeah, i agree. i totally agree. that's lovely. that's lovely. it's absolutely a lovely thought, but kind of redundant on the statue of liberty, isn't it? it's like taking a rainbow flag and adding "we like the gays!" it's not necessary. but i guess-- i didn't think it was necessary. but i guess that's where we are right now.

he goes by billy. police say a man with a gun burst into the place and robbed billy and got into a fight with him. that's when they say the robber shot billy twice and took off with the victim's wallet and car keys. the victim's father is pleading with the gunman to surrender. >> i want this coward to turn himself in. he took a man's live for mere pennies. he need to turn himself in. his conscious need to be working on him. go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in! >> the family had only taken over the bar on february 1st. victim was planning on installing security cameras in just a couple of weeks. >>> to west oak lane now, where a driver slammed into a police officer and then drove off. police say it all went down last night about 10:30 at 20th and spencer streets. someone who police say was driving a silver pontiac grand prix hit the officer but sped away from the scene. the officer was taken to einstein medical center. luckily with only minor injuries. >>> tonight police say they've ar

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if he is going to go nautical, billy, he goes like that. up like quincy laying on that catamaran with a hot chick putting a little spf 30 on him. you know, melania. >> bill: dennis miller, everyone. [laughter] >> i didn't even understand the last half. i can't. to be when i had a hard enough time with goodell. suggestion. if you're looking for a good valentine's day present, the flowers and candy are getting kind of old, are they not? there i feel like it's the mac tickets left to see millers, waters, and me, and omaha tacoma, washington. those two have a few tickets. during march, end of march, details on billoreilly.com. also, pretty nifty, high bar, some kind of special for valentine's day. ladies, want to sharpen the guys up? go to high bar charts.com. martha maccallum on deck with the happiest states in the union. an amazing prime dominant crime story. martha, moments away. ♪ ♪ don't let the food you eat during the day haunt you at night. nexium 24hr... shuts down your stomach's active acid pumps... to stop the burn of frequent heartbu

>> billy, i am down here for the big phil keating hair seminar.ks about the latest cutting edge pomades and stuff like that. then i go up the road next week, i am at the burt reynolds dinner theatre in jupiter, florida, doing love letters with nancy pelosi. today i find out she can't read, so we have to teach her the script phonetically. >> bill: [laughs]ad phil keating, by the way, a fox news correspondent based in south florida. for those of you who -- [laughs] all right, miller, now. r you are saying that americans are no longer going to be able to get along. >> bill, let me quote the great buffalo springfield, "there is something happening here and what it is is all too clear." we are going through a divorce. this is, like, getting war of the roses ugly. if you want to check the docket in the court, it has been filed as the deplorables versus the b insufferables. i think we are basically incompatible right now. some of the things the democrati are doing are scaring the living hell out of me.so can i enumerate a couple of them? >> bill: certain

i put together some artwork, billy.be time to pick albums, who gets the dog, and split up. i think we need two border walls. i think that there is a west coast and east coast and then there is in the middle. i would make that country on the left, you see, california, washington, oregon, then open it up to mexico too. call it maxico. you have that country over there. then, the right-hand side, you have the bubble, that is the northeast corridor, where the all the intellectuals live. then something around chicago, a mini wall there. then i was listening to elon musk, the tesla guy, thise week, a smart guy, he says we should make the infrastructure tunnels. and i thought, why not build an arnold schwarzenegger "running man" tube that shoots between the two coasts so that people can go back and forth and exist in maxico or the bubble and just go underneath, stop in chicago like the old 20th century, get yourself a steak, c then you can connect with a new part of the country. then, you and i -- maybe not you, i can't speak f

. >> what were you going to say about billy.>> we were talking about that. baldwin putting the word out playing eric trump.>> we saw that. >> what's really funny is that they willget trump gigs . >> why don't you be downey junior? >> you kind of have a trump gig. >> i would rather be the guy that makes so much money i could just buy all of that trump stuff that they are doing. >> you should become dannon. that's what you should do.>> rosie o'donnell is dannon. >> i like bannon. i get along with them very well. >> what is that mean? >> i think is very smart. he has great ideas.he was able to do the cheap strategist to put donald trump in the white house. >> i'm very happy about it. >> i did the best i could do not to think about bannon because it scares me. >> anything that scares liberals is good strong military and law and order. bathing. >> you want to put an umbrella in this intricate on the beach. >> is it right to call people who throw rocks protesters or would a better word be a violent jackass ? that is two words. >> [vo] quickbooks introduces rodney.

. >> billy long, i'm co-chair of the delegation to japan, on saturday. meeting with prime minister abe on monday. if you will tell me how many golf balls he lost. >> he played well, i'll tell you. we played with ernie els, i called up billy and said, the prime minister of japan wants to play golf. we get to the front of the club and ernie els is waiting for us. we had a good time. he played very nicely. and he's a great guy, you're going to like him. >> oh, yeah, i met him, the last three or four years, he's a great guy. i knew you all would hit it off. >> we had a good feeling. >> i know you guys would get along good. >> i always said about president obama, it's great to play golf, but play golf with heads of countries and by the way, people like yourself, when you're looking for votes. don't play with your friends that you play with every week. does that make sense? >> yeah, it does. >> i hit it off with the prime minister. he's a fabulous guy. he loves his country. and we spoke all day long, and we will into the night. as you know, they launched a mis

billy boyet has made it clear he won't be taken alive. and one local sheriff said, so be it. >> mr.oyet, there are two places you can end up. prison or a cemetery. the choice is yours. people coming for you are not the unarmed defenseless victims like you have been preying on. >> reporter: history says these stories will not end well. the reward for information leading to a capture is more than $20,000. >> heather: let's hope they find that pair soon. thank you very much, trace. stories we have been following. severe weather rocking parts of the gulf coast. reports of multiple tornados touching down in new orleans. the national weather service reporting a radar confirmed tornado in the eastern suburbs of the city. we are getting video of that damage from around the area. thousands without power at this hour. there's some of the damage there. we are told that emergency crews are also responding to multiple gas leaks in homes and businesses that were damaged. several interstates are shut down as well. you can see the tornado there in the background of that video. huge. the city's mayo