and "mashup monday" with aloe blaccstreet.h cleto and the cletones -- and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, guys. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope all of you had a fun weekend. it's a great night. you know, i had a good -- a very romantic valentine's day, actually. just me and my wife and an all-new "48 hours mystery." that was beautiful. it was a big weekend for love in general this weekend. with not one, not two, but three episodes of "the bachelor" over two nights here at abc. [ cheers and applause ] between that show and "50 shades of grey" there's never been a better time to be a horny housewife. last night we had the "bachelor tells all" special and i don feel like he told all. i feel he told some. there were two rose ceremonies. bachelor chris sent brit, carly, megan, and jade home. which is everyone, right? what if he sent everyone home? the last few weeks, it's just chris walking around by himself. last night c