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it's like a beer bong but in the shape of a driver. and it fits into your bag as well. >> wait, so do you swing, swing, hit the ball and chuck? >> no, you just pour beer down into the bottom of it and there you have it. >> oh, my goodness. if there's ever a golfing purpose for this thing, it's for drinking beer. >> they are marketing it as the gentleman's beer bong. and they say slaves can have h, too. just do it yourself. they have a kick-starter campaign where the bidding started at $10. they started out with $15,000. and right now they are on the vernal of $40,000. laugh all you want, but it gets a lot offe golfers and men and women to use this thing. if i can pour some champagne in it, we might be good. >> what is stopping you? you could totally do that. >>> it's a first date creation. >> with one addition. >> see the elaborate addition to lead to a great memory. >>> and he's taking a look at one of the most expensive iphone cases. >> why is this a real product right now? >> why the luxury item is going to set you back more than a
it's like a beer bong but in the shape of a driver. and it fits into your bag as well. >> wait, so do you swing, swing, hit the ball and chuck? >> no, you just pour beer down into the bottom of it and there you have it. >> oh, my goodness. if there's ever a golfing purpose for this thing, it's for drinking beer. >> they are marketing it as the gentleman's beer bong. and they say slaves can have h, too. just do it yourself. they have a kick-starter campaign where the...
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. >> bing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: to be fair, we took that of context. [ laughter ] that was not him trying to speak chinese. that was him speaking korean. [ laughter ] vice president mike pence today cast a tie-breaking vote to eliminate a rule that blocks states from defunding planned parenthood. because mike pence only approves of one type of birth control, his personality. [ laughter and applause ] as of this afternoon, over 300,000 people have signed a petition calling for first lady melania trump to either pay for her own security costs at trump tower in new york, or move into the white house. said melania, "and who do i make the check out to?" [ laughter and applause ] hawaii's tsa recently seized a so-called "stun cane" from a passenger that is capable of delivering a one million volt shock. to get an idea of what a one million volt shock feels like, just remember what it was like to wake up on november 9th. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] according to dermatologists, people shouldn't shower for longer than five minutes, th
. >> bing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: to be fair, we took that of context. [ laughter ] that was not him trying to speak chinese. that was him speaking korean. [ laughter ] vice president mike pence today cast a tie-breaking vote to eliminate a rule that blocks states from defunding planned parenthood. because mike pence only approves of one type of birth control, his personality. [ laughter and applause ] as of this afternoon, over 300,000...
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no more tents or barbecues glass bongs. >> in case you do get the munchies, i know where you can go. can you check out the food offerings at the at&t park tonight. some of the season's new options feature ice cream sandwiches and organic fried chicken sandwiches. the giants say their diverse fan base deserves diverse dining options. >> have to be up to task to getting food options, and we have all kinds of offerings and farmer's markets and the garden. >> just in case the new stuff doesn't really trip your trigger, they still have all the traditional, hot dogs, popcorn, and garlic fries. first pitch tonight at 7:15. >> the perfect game to me, popcorn, the ice cream sandwich. >> you can watch a baseball game, too. >> there's that. really? it's all about the atmosphere, isn't it. remember when they used to send us that stuff way back in the day, we got to sample it. >> hint, hint. >>> yeah, here's a look at sfo this morning, and this is the showers and that big x means the runway is closed right now but they will re-open it. an extended dry period after this morning, and saturday looki
no more tents or barbecues glass bongs. >> in case you do get the munchies, i know where you can go. can you check out the food offerings at the at&t park tonight. some of the season's new options feature ice cream sandwiches and organic fried chicken sandwiches. the giants say their diverse fan base deserves diverse dining options. >> have to be up to task to getting food options, and we have all kinds of offerings and farmer's markets and the garden. >> just in case the...
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[sfx: bong] the following ad for your viewing convenience. so i just switched to geico.t took you so long? i know, i saved a ton of money on car insurance. that's what i'm talking about! geico also gives you 24/7 access to licensed agents! booooyah. good game, you really crushed it. no son, geico crushed it. ♪ ♪ cough doesn't sound so good. take mucinex dm. i'll text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. one pill lasts 12 hours, so... looks like i'm good all night! some cough medicines only last 4 hours. but just one mucinex lasts 12 hours. let's end this. of brooklyn a unified welterweight champion? will it be the w.b.a. champ keith "one time" thurman? or will it be the w.b.c. champion danny "swift" garcia. they are still tabulating the scores. let's go back and listen to what was going on in the corners. >> you got his attention now. he's going to be scared of your punches coming. >> overhand right. drop your knees! i told you not to do that. it's okay. >> it's going to be an easy night, but you've got to be careful. don't be-- don't be too crazy about it. you got th
[sfx: bong] the following ad for your viewing convenience. so i just switched to geico.t took you so long? i know, i saved a ton of money on car insurance. that's what i'm talking about! geico also gives you 24/7 access to licensed agents! booooyah. good game, you really crushed it. no son, geico crushed it. ♪ ♪ cough doesn't sound so good. take mucinex dm. i'll text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. one pill lasts 12 hours, so... looks like i'm good all night! some cough medicines...
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[sfx: bong] the following ad for your viewing convenience. so i just switched to geico.t took you so long? i know, i saved a ton of money on car insurance. that's what i'm talking about! geico also gives you 24/7 access to licensed agents! booooyah. good game, you really crushed it. no son, geico crushed it. ♪ ♪ cough doesn't sound so good. take mucinex dm. i'll text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. one pill lasts 12 hours, so... looks like i'm good all night! some cough medicines only last 4 hours. but just one mucinex lasts 12 hours. let's end this. of brooklyn a unified welterweight champion? will it be the w.b.a. champ keith "one time" thurman? or will it be the w.b.c. champion danny "swift" garcia. they are still tabulating the scores. let's go back and listen to what was going on in the corners. >> you got his attention now. he's going to be scared of your punches coming. >> overhand right. drop your knees! i told you not to do that. it's okay. >> it's going to be an easy night, but you've got to be careful. don't be-- don't be too crazy about it. you got th
[sfx: bong] the following ad for your viewing convenience. so i just switched to geico.t took you so long? i know, i saved a ton of money on car insurance. that's what i'm talking about! geico also gives you 24/7 access to licensed agents! booooyah. good game, you really crushed it. no son, geico crushed it. ♪ ♪ cough doesn't sound so good. take mucinex dm. i'll text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. one pill lasts 12 hours, so... looks like i'm good all night! some cough medicines...
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marijuana , he entices them, he gives them acid, he gives them cocaine, and also with marijuana he uses bongs, pipes , cigarettes. >> reporter: police say child predator prayed at playground including this one just around the corner from his home one baker street. lux, invited them inside his apartment to play video games and then he attacked. now authorities fear there may be more victims out there i find it, hard as a parent if you know their child hung out with this individual, frequent ed media boro and possibly the apartment on baker street, i just really would like to talk tour children. >> reporter: they are pleading with parents, like simon powell, to look at this picture and have a serious conversation with your kid tonight. >> i will have to have some hard conversations with my son tonight. >> reporter: parents are being asked to have that tough conversation with their children tonight and see if they somehow came in contact with this serial child rapist. if new victims come forward he could potentially face more charges and more time. in media boro, alycia nieves for cbs-3 "eyewitn
marijuana , he entices them, he gives them acid, he gives them cocaine, and also with marijuana he uses bongs, pipes , cigarettes. >> reporter: police say child predator prayed at playground including this one just around the corner from his home one baker street. lux, invited them inside his apartment to play video games and then he attacked. now authorities fear there may be more victims out there i find it, hard as a parent if you know their child hung out with this individual,...
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[sfx: bong] weeds. nature's boomerang. at roundup®, we know they keep coming back.l to your patio. so, draw the line. one spray of roundup® max control 365 kills to the root and keeps weeds away for up to 12 months. because patios should be for cooking out and kicking back. roundup® max control 365. draw the line. prevent weeds from coming back for up to one year. screaming til you're blue in the face or even starting out that way... oh come on. might seem crazy to some. but not to wendy's. because it takes the same kind of effort to use fresh beef in every wendy's hamburger. unlike some other guys who use frozen beef. cause the same passion that drives wendy's to go this extra mile, and fans to drive the extra 2000 miles, makes getting there so worth it. wendy's, the official hamburger of the ncaa. i have a question. what is the "verizon way"? it means it's much more expensive. sprint has always believed in unlimited at a fair price, which is why their unlimited plan is 50% less than verizon and at&t rates with only a 1% difference in network reliability. can you h
[sfx: bong] weeds. nature's boomerang. at roundup®, we know they keep coming back.l to your patio. so, draw the line. one spray of roundup® max control 365 kills to the root and keeps weeds away for up to 12 months. because patios should be for cooking out and kicking back. roundup® max control 365. draw the line. prevent weeds from coming back for up to one year. screaming til you're blue in the face or even starting out that way... oh come on. might seem crazy to some. but not to wendy's....
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[sfx: bong] the following ad for your viewing convenience. so i just switched to geico. what took you so long? i know, i saved a ton of money on car insurance. that's what i'm talking about! geico also gives you 24/7 access to licensed agents! booooyah. good game, you really crushed it. no son, geico crushed it. ♪ ♪ cough doesn't sound so good. take mucinex dm. i'll text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. one pill lasts 12 hours, so... looks like i'm good all night! some cough medicines only last 4 hours. but just one mucinex lasts 12 hours. let's end this. of brooklyn a unified welterweight champion? will it be keith "one time" thurman? or will it be the w.b.c. champion danny "swift" garcia. they are still tabulating the scores. let's go back and listen to what was going on in the corners. >> you got his attention now. he's going to be scared of your punches coming. >> overhand right. drop your knees! i told you not to do that. it's okay. >> it's going to be an easy night, but you've got to be careful.
[sfx: bong] the following ad for your viewing convenience. so i just switched to geico. what took you so long? i know, i saved a ton of money on car insurance. that's what i'm talking about! geico also gives you 24/7 access to licensed agents! booooyah. good game, you really crushed it. no son, geico crushed it. ♪ ♪ cough doesn't sound so good. take mucinex dm. i'll text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. one pill lasts 12 hours, so... looks like i'm good all night! some cough...
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the force that attacked fort sullivan in 1776, but he was stuck on long island, -- heown as islet bongs returned in april, 1780, but charleston under siege from the land side, and was able to cause the city to surrender on may 12, 1780. according to the articles of capitulation agreed on by clinton and the american ,ommander major general lincoln he would be allowed to return home on parole and left alone as long as he behaved themselves are you -- themselves. the militia in the country rightly assumed this same article apply to them. disbanded his militia company, and everyone went home expecting to be left alone. clinton just couldn't leave matters as they were. right before he got on a boat to , leavingto new york cornwallis in command of south carolina, he issued a series of three proclamations. the summation of which is on the screen. voided all the paroles, forced the inhabitants of south carolina to take sides, and promised to deal harshly with transgressors. cornwallis was ambivalent about this at first. finally, he said if the inhabitants didn't sign up coming would make sure t
the force that attacked fort sullivan in 1776, but he was stuck on long island, -- heown as islet bongs returned in april, 1780, but charleston under siege from the land side, and was able to cause the city to surrender on may 12, 1780. according to the articles of capitulation agreed on by clinton and the american ,ommander major general lincoln he would be allowed to return home on parole and left alone as long as he behaved themselves are you -- themselves. the militia in the country rightly...
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he talked about a link between hong kong and china on the bong market. -- bond market.he u.s.to areas where could benefit for a greater opening up of china's markets. once they have agreement on the one china policy, they can move forward. that is a positive note on the u.s. china relationship. tillersonng with rex and policymakers over the weekend will be key to moving things forward. shery: the latest line saying that china will resettle workers in its overcapacity cut. what could this mean in china's move toward these reforms? that has been a move for the past few years already. reporter: absolutely right. back in 2015, premier lee speak about the reforms this and comparing it to slashing one's wrists.es -- a grim example. a key focus is how to find jobs for the workers were late off from the coal and steel industries. there already cut back on capacity last year in both of those sectors. they expect further cuts to coal and steel this year. getting jobs to those workers is crucial because they do not want hundreds of thousands of people on the street leading social
he talked about a link between hong kong and china on the bong market. -- bond market.he u.s.to areas where could benefit for a greater opening up of china's markets. once they have agreement on the one china policy, they can move forward. that is a positive note on the u.s. china relationship. tillersonng with rex and policymakers over the weekend will be key to moving things forward. shery: the latest line saying that china will resettle workers in its overcapacity cut. what could this mean...
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this is what happens when your music bookers bring a bong to work. [ laughter ] there's a man up on chargesxas, at this hour, for allegedly getting very personal with a fence. >> one man is now facing charges after officers arrested him for trying to have intercourse with a fence. a woman called 911 after she spotted him urinating outside her apartment. she said he then took off his clothes and tried to copalate with the fence. >> jimmy: and he and the fence were very much in love. that's a new one, having sex with a fence. the craziest thing about this story, it didn't happen in florida. this is interesting. the tax deadline is about five weeks away. and this year, because of all the budget cuts at the irs, the odds of getting audited are the more than they've been in 13 years. last year, only .7% were audited, down by 16%. this year, it's expected to be lower than that. in other words, there has never been a better time to claim your chihuahua as a dependent. it's all due to the fact the irs has had to scale back their staff, which means they don't have enough people to do the -- it's kin
this is what happens when your music bookers bring a bong to work. [ laughter ] there's a man up on chargesxas, at this hour, for allegedly getting very personal with a fence. >> one man is now facing charges after officers arrested him for trying to have intercourse with a fence. a woman called 911 after she spotted him urinating outside her apartment. she said he then took off his clothes and tried to copalate with the fence. >> jimmy: and he and the fence were very much in love....
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that's everything from bottles to bongs. barbecues and tents are also not allowed. 10,000 people show up for the event every year. >>> today is the unofficial start of the bay area's major league baseball season. the giants and a's face off in the first game out at at&t ball park tonight. fans may notice some changes to the ball park. the fan zone has been remodeled and there's a mini ball park for children. saturday's game is going to be hosted by the a's out at the coliseum. speaking of the coliseum, i will be headed out there later this morning sitting down with the team president. i'm going to get his thoughts on the oakland raiders and this move to las vegas. also talking about the potential of a new stadium for the a's in the city. as for the coliseum, there's something new there. not only new food but the ta vern. i'll make my way in and have the full report for you at noon. >>> the golden state warriors have clenched home court advantage for the playoffs after baelting the spurs last night. the game could not have st
that's everything from bottles to bongs. barbecues and tents are also not allowed. 10,000 people show up for the event every year. >>> today is the unofficial start of the bay area's major league baseball season. the giants and a's face off in the first game out at at&t ball park tonight. fans may notice some changes to the ball park. the fan zone has been remodeled and there's a mini ball park for children. saturday's game is going to be hosted by the a's out at the coliseum....
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other new rules include no more tents, barbecues or glass bongs according to "the examiner." >>> andthen getting a chance to try out the new food offerings at at&t park. abc7 news was at the ballpark yesterday as the team showed off the new and returning favorites. what is new? that's what i wanted to know. here's the answer. popcorn shrimp, and organic fried chicken sandwiches, and ice cream stand witches. the giants say they have a diverse fan base and need a diverse menu. >> you have to be up to the task to getting fans the right food offerings. our biggest things is diversity. we have all kinds of offerings, and we have farmers markets and the organics. >> don't worry, your favorites are still there, like hot dogs and the garlic fries. >> i would eat any of those things for breakfast if they need taste testers ahead of the big game. >> i think they are here. >> let's go get them. >> i wish. i would volunteer also from a different perspective, of course. >>> look how quickly the rain developed and look how quickly it's dissipating. models really had the system pegged well. what it
other new rules include no more tents, barbecues or glass bongs according to "the examiner." >>> andthen getting a chance to try out the new food offerings at at&t park. abc7 news was at the ballpark yesterday as the team showed off the new and returning favorites. what is new? that's what i wanted to know. here's the answer. popcorn shrimp, and organic fried chicken sandwiches, and ice cream stand witches. the giants say they have a diverse fan base and need a diverse...
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[sfx: bong] ryan dungey also finishing on the podium.ou told me the starts an area you worked on and you had a good start today. are you satisfied? >> considering a few things. it was a little rough for us today. but just the way it goes you know. andsy can't really explain why other times are harder than not and -- but we did our best in the practices. everything was good and the times were right and not too far off and the heat race bumped us back and the main event we had that inside gate and i was able to get out good and sneak out through there and put a little pressure on them for a bit and then just fell off the pace. just plain and simple. gave it all my all but considering where we were started and how things were i'm happy with the day. good to be up here. you know it's easy i'm speechless but we're going to keep on it and give it our all. it's a race you know. i got to remember it's just a dirt bike race and bigger things in life. >> and ryan dungey has been a model of consistency. 9 podiums this year this season. >> in next o
[sfx: bong] ryan dungey also finishing on the podium.ou told me the starts an area you worked on and you had a good start today. are you satisfied? >> considering a few things. it was a little rough for us today. but just the way it goes you know. andsy can't really explain why other times are harder than not and -- but we did our best in the practices. everything was good and the times were right and not too far off and the heat race bumped us back and the main event we had that inside...
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the examiners reports, no more tents, barbecues or glass bongs. >>> the a's play the giants the firstridge series. there are new options that include popcorn shrimp, oysters, and organic fried chicken sandwiches. the giants say their diverse fan base deserves a diverse menu. >> we have to be up to the tas tobg g task of getting our fans the right kind of food. we have farmers markets, and the organic garden. >> you can also get the hot dogs, popcorn and the garlic fries. >> i'm hungry now. >>> b.a.r.t. placing 280 posters inside its trains to mark the launch of a new campaign, bay area rides together. the posters all express the theme on this, everybody is welcome. welcome is translated into more than a dozen languages. a third has a representation of hundreds of passengers that reflect the people that ride the trains. bart officials say they wanted to reaffirm that b.a.r.t. is a safe place for everybody. >>> i am notorious of leaving things behind, especially in a vehicle. turns out a lot of us are forgetting strange things in ubers. and they are keeping track of things left behind.
the examiners reports, no more tents, barbecues or glass bongs. >>> the a's play the giants the firstridge series. there are new options that include popcorn shrimp, oysters, and organic fried chicken sandwiches. the giants say their diverse fan base deserves a diverse menu. >> we have to be up to the tas tobg g task of getting our fans the right kind of food. we have farmers markets, and the organic garden. >> you can also get the hot dogs, popcorn and the garlic fries....
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. >> for 160 years, big ben's iconic bongs have kept this city running on time. world war, less lucky in hollywood. providing the dramatic backdrop in the nailbiters, and our favorite comedies. >> kids, big ben. >> it may be a timeless timepiece, but it's only now that scientists are uncovering the secret behind its chime. for the first time ever, researchers from leicester university have mapped out vibrations from big ben's bell distinctive sound. the bell itself, 13 1/2 tons of copper and steel. after climbing all 334 steps, you can't just glue sensors to a national treasure so researcher martin dock rel and his team turned to cutting-edge laser technology. analyzing the bell simulated here as a chart to map its unique vibrations. >> in terms of other bells that we've measured before, it's much larger and slightly different tuning to normal bells. >> this shows big ben's lowest frequency, 95 hertz. but at the high eer frequencies it vibrates in complicated patterns. dramatic, iconic, punctuating london's routines for generations past, and those to come. and th
. >> for 160 years, big ben's iconic bongs have kept this city running on time. world war, less lucky in hollywood. providing the dramatic backdrop in the nailbiters, and our favorite comedies. >> kids, big ben. >> it may be a timeless timepiece, but it's only now that scientists are uncovering the secret behind its chime. for the first time ever, researchers from leicester university have mapped out vibrations from big ben's bell distinctive sound. the bell itself, 13 1/2...
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i thought it was what you achieved after doing three bong hits and watching "planet earth." very deep, very deep. those lizards are going to get caught by those snakes. snakes are talking to each other. in fact, it's a permanent pulling the strings behind the scenes. one white house staffer is so fearful about the deep state spying on him that "once he gets home in the evening, he turns off his work phone and stores it in a drawer because he believes it could be used to listen to him, even when it's off." you fool. now the c.i.a. will have intel on your collection of loose batteries and takeout menus. and when he needs to make a call from home, this staefers, "uses a separate, personal phone in an adjoining room, where stowed work device wouldn't be able to pick up his voice as clearly." smart. because even if there's a vast government conspiracy out to get you, they'd never bug two phones. not going to happen. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: they aren't going to bug two phones. >> stephen: a lot of paranoia fans here tonight. i think this paranoia is just e washington, d.c.
i thought it was what you achieved after doing three bong hits and watching "planet earth." very deep, very deep. those lizards are going to get caught by those snakes. snakes are talking to each other. in fact, it's a permanent pulling the strings behind the scenes. one white house staffer is so fearful about the deep state spying on him that "once he gets home in the evening, he turns off his work phone and stores it in a drawer because he believes it could be used to listen to...
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[sfx: bong] with motionsense technology... degree has redefined deodorant so that i can redefine...ve, the more it works. degree. it won't let you down. it's league night!? 'saved money on motorcycle insurance with geico! goin' up the country. bowl without me. frank.' i'm going to get nachos. snack bar's closed. gah! ah, ah ah. ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. kevin: take a look at our summary. shooting about the same with the two. kansas by 10. they've led by 11. six ties, 11 lead changes and the two kids growing up in detroit, jackson and bridges, head to head with ward, who's been an interesting story when he's on the floor and when he's not on the floor. dan: michigan state down 18 with ward on the bench and that's where ward is right now because he's got four personal fouls. kevin: and they're plus-eight when ward is in the contest. winston, a goins screen and outside mcquaid. graham defenders as they swing it around. dan: bridges has to handle the ball.
[sfx: bong] with motionsense technology... degree has redefined deodorant so that i can redefine...ve, the more it works. degree. it won't let you down. it's league night!? 'saved money on motorcycle insurance with geico! goin' up the country. bowl without me. frank.' i'm going to get nachos. snack bar's closed. gah! ah, ah ah. ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides....
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this is what happens when your music bookers bring a bong to work. [ laughter ] there's a man up on chargesaustin, texas, at this hour, for allegedly getting very personal with a fence. >> one man is now facing charges after officers arrested him for trying to have intercourse with a fence. a woman called 911 after she spotted him urinating she said he then took off his clothes and tried to copalate with the fence. >> jimmy: and he and the fence were very much in love. that's a new one, having sex with a fence. the craziest thing about this story, it didn't happen in florida. this is interesting. the tax deadline is about five weeks away. and this year, because of all the budget cuts at the irs, the odds of getting audited are the more than they've been in 13 years. last year, only .7% were audited, down by 16%. this year, it's expected to be lower than that. in other words, there has never been a better time to claim your chihuahua as a dependent. it's all due to the fact the irs has had to scale back their staff, which means they don't have enough people to do the -- it's kind of like if
this is what happens when your music bookers bring a bong to work. [ laughter ] there's a man up on chargesaustin, texas, at this hour, for allegedly getting very personal with a fence. >> one man is now facing charges after officers arrested him for trying to have intercourse with a fence. a woman called 911 after she spotted him urinating she said he then took off his clothes and tried to copalate with the fence. >> jimmy: and he and the fence were very much in love. that's a new...
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which means we sit there and do a bunch of bong rips. >> you come back, these are real cases. >> these come out and tell >> nobody cares more about them than i do. because weed is a very empathetic drug. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i think so. >> jimmy: it makes you more compassionate? >> i feel bad when i was deciding that someone owed someone else a lot of money. because they fell asleep on their couch with a joint in their mouth and may or may not have burnt that couch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then burnt the couch. not only the -- >> i don't know, they could be liars. >> jimmy: there are many cases that have nothing to do with that. >> nothing to do with pot. i had a guy look after my dog, now i want it back, and he fell in love with my dog so he wants to keep it. >> right. >> the guy was absolutely convinced that the dog loved him and so was the original owner. so we just put the dog down on the ground. let the dog decide. >> jimmy: like a sitcom. >> like life, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: spoiler, who did the dog go to in the old or new owner? >> the dog went immediately to the ol
which means we sit there and do a bunch of bong rips. >> you come back, these are real cases. >> these come out and tell >> nobody cares more about them than i do. because weed is a very empathetic drug. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i think so. >> jimmy: it makes you more compassionate? >> i feel bad when i was deciding that someone owed someone else a lot of money. because they fell asleep on their couch with a joint in their mouth and may or may not...
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. >> for 160 years, big ben's iconic bongs have kept this city running on time. world war, less lucky in hollywood. providing the dramatic backdrop in the nailbiters, and our favorite comedies. >> kids, big ben. >> it may be a timeless timepiece, but it's only now that scientists are uncovering the secret behind its chime. for the first time ever, researchers from leicester university have mapped out vibrations from big ben's bell to find out how it makes that distinctive sound. the bell itself, 13 1/2 tons of copper and steel. after climbing all 334 steps, you can't just glue sensors to a national treasure so researcher martin dock rel and his team turned to cutting-edge laser technology. analyzing the bell simulated here as a chart to map its unique vibrations. >> in terms of other bells that we've measured before, it's much larger and slightly different tuning to normal bells. >> this shows big ben's lowest frequency, 95 hertz. but at the high eer frequencies it vibrates in complicated patterns. dramatic, iconic, punctuating london's routines for generations p
. >> for 160 years, big ben's iconic bongs have kept this city running on time. world war, less lucky in hollywood. providing the dramatic backdrop in the nailbiters, and our favorite comedies. >> kids, big ben. >> it may be a timeless timepiece, but it's only now that scientists are uncovering the secret behind its chime. for the first time ever, researchers from leicester university have mapped out vibrations from big ben's bell to find out how it makes that distinctive...
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and at night they have their bongs, wine, food. complete off with the wife and kids. i'm not saying that this is a sufficient reason, mike, not to consider it. in fact, i think they should at least discuss it. i don't think the pope is wrong in that. i'm saying there is a lot of social per mutations attendant to this idea. >> right. but if you marry a man who's a priest, i think it goes with the territory that come the time of the soccer game, he may have a higher calling. >> i would hope so. i hope they think these things through. i think if -- if they could get this to the bishop, and as the bishop goes to the parish priest, you figure it out. again, if they want to discuss this, by the way, you know the way the church moves -- everyone watching the show will be long dead and buried by the time they get to this. that's the way the church works. if they want to start the process and have a conversation, let them have it. they ought to first talk to the priest today and ask them what they think and how it might affect lifestyle, th
and at night they have their bongs, wine, food. complete off with the wife and kids. i'm not saying that this is a sufficient reason, mike, not to consider it. in fact, i think they should at least discuss it. i don't think the pope is wrong in that. i'm saying there is a lot of social per mutations attendant to this idea. >> right. but if you marry a man who's a priest, i think it goes with the territory that come the time of the soccer game, he may have a higher calling. >> i...
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>> the bong hits have kind of -- >> seth: sure.have an effect. >> seth: yeah, okay. >> yeah, absolutely. i found that jpegs help a little bit. but what i discovered in season one was e-mail helps more than anything else. >> seth: okay. >> i've had the same e-mail address for a while. you can do date parameters, to search within this time window. and i can type in keywords. and i -- my whole tragedy is in the inbox. >> seth: okay. >> so i can find an e-mail and within two or three lines -- >> seth: does that mean you -- >> the whole restored memory is lost again. >> seth: so you don't delete a lot of stuff then? >> no. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> no, i have a fear of death. it's all woven into my inbox. >> seth: oh, okay good. >> i don't delete anything. >> seth: so what's a word that you would search for, for an e-mail that would help you ray's character? >> anger. >> seth: okay, gotcha. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, like if there's a scene where i'm like angry and i'm running out to yell at a guy honking his car, for example. >> seth:
>> the bong hits have kind of -- >> seth: sure.have an effect. >> seth: yeah, okay. >> yeah, absolutely. i found that jpegs help a little bit. but what i discovered in season one was e-mail helps more than anything else. >> seth: okay. >> i've had the same e-mail address for a while. you can do date parameters, to search within this time window. and i can type in keywords. and i -- my whole tragedy is in the inbox. >> seth: okay. >> so i can find...
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. >> bing, bing, bong. there's also that. specifically when he's talking about poll numbers anyway.art regarding the labor department. there will be no labor in the future. labor is what women do, i think. all fetuses will burst out of wombs, brandishing on each arm. also cut funny for people that explained that this is now how birth or labor works. they clearly did not read this. >> that or they read it and agreed. as you point out, i think it's a more terrifying scenario. finally someone understanding the budget we have put forward. we're supposed to eliminate the weak. that's what we're going for. >> so what do you make of a white house that sends out press releases that are intended to tout their success, and uses stories that are not actually touting their success. any idea who's doing this stuff in the white house? we had last week somebody send out a press release with a number of question marks surrounding one of the initiatives, whether there was an initiative between the trump white house and the canadian prime minister. >> i think it's like when you have a movie review an
. >> bing, bing, bong. there's also that. specifically when he's talking about poll numbers anyway.art regarding the labor department. there will be no labor in the future. labor is what women do, i think. all fetuses will burst out of wombs, brandishing on each arm. also cut funny for people that explained that this is now how birth or labor works. they clearly did not read this. >> that or they read it and agreed. as you point out, i think it's a more terrifying scenario. finally...