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[cheers and applause] sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. e parking spot! you take the parking spot! i insist! no, i insist! boston lager. now brighter. sam adams, baby! ozzy, are you going to help me pack these boxes or what? we've got a flight to england! hang on, sharon. i want to plug in my playstation vr2. is that a friendly dinosaur? (roaring) oh my god! what the... (screeching) (screaming) oh, no! sharon! rated "t" for teen. (laughing) this is amazing! electronic voice: playstation. [cheers and applause] >> john: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is the queen of the new york underground. a rapper, songwriter, and actor. her new ep is called "i love you but this is goodbye." please welcome princess nokia! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ sit down, please! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ look at that reception! they love you! [cheers and applause] yeah! yeah! now you are a multihyphenate, a singer, actor, producer, director. >> bullshitter. >> john: isn't the idea of being very successful to have to work less? >> yes. some would say,
[cheers and applause] sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. e parking spot! you take the parking spot! i insist! no, i insist! boston lager. now brighter. sam adams, baby! ozzy, are you going to help me pack these boxes or what? we've got a flight to england! hang on, sharon. i want to plug in my playstation vr2. is that a friendly dinosaur? (roaring) oh my god! what the... (screeching) (screaming) oh, no! sharon! rated "t" for teen. (laughing) this is amazing! electronic voice:...
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sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. a brighter boston. ♪ take the parking spot!am adams, baby! ♪ music playing ♪ ♪ Ça me déplairait pas ♪ ♪ que tu m'embrasses, na-na-na ♪ ♪ mais faut saisir ta chance ♪ ♪ avant qu'elle passe, na-na-na ♪ ♪ si tu cherches un truc pour ♪ ♪ briser la glace, banana, ♪ ♪ banana, banana, ♪ ♪ banana-na, na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ banana split ♪ ♪ banana-na, na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ banana split ♪ ♪
sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. a brighter boston. ♪ take the parking spot!am adams, baby! ♪ music playing ♪ ♪ Ça me déplairait pas ♪ ♪ que tu m'embrasses, na-na-na ♪ ♪ mais faut saisir ta chance ♪ ♪ avant qu'elle passe, na-na-na ♪ ♪ si tu cherches un truc pour ♪ ♪ briser la glace, banana, ♪ ♪ banana, banana, ♪ ♪ banana-na, na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ banana split ♪ ♪ banana-na, na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ banana split ♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause] sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. oston. ♪ take the parking spot! you take the parking spot! i insist! no, i insist! boston lager. now brighter. sam adams, baby! ♪when i was but a child... eating heinz on spaghetti.♪ ♪i hoped and wished that i could be a grown-up already.♪ ♪adulting sucks!♪ [background singers echo] ♪adulting sucks♪ ♪you have to eat healthy... all the time?♪ ♪but fortunately...♪ ♪your ketchup can be, no sugar added heinz.♪ a mystery! jessie loves playing detective. but the real mystery was her irritated skin. so, we switched to tide pods free & gentle. it cleans better, and doesn't leave behind irritating residues. and it's gentle on her skin. case, closed! it's gotta be tide. in las vegas, the most popular food is broccoli. yeah, that's the only food. they have broccoli smoothies, and broccoli pancakes, and broccoli ice cream, and broccoli hotdogs, and of course, they have raw unseasoned broccoli..... with stems. -daddy, i don't want to go to las vegas with you and mommy tomorrow. oh, are you sure? ar
[cheers and applause] sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. oston. ♪ take the parking spot! you take the parking spot! i insist! no, i insist! boston lager. now brighter. sam adams, baby! ♪when i was but a child... eating heinz on spaghetti.♪ ♪i hoped and wished that i could be a grown-up already.♪ ♪adulting sucks!♪ [background singers echo] ♪adulting sucks♪ ♪you have to eat healthy... all the time?♪ ♪but fortunately...♪ ♪your ketchup can be, no sugar added...
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sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. a brighter boston. ♪ take the parking spot!brighter. sam adams, baby! how about, uhh, '80s music? let's do it. yeah. yeah, let's. ♪♪ text from: mom. good luck on your date. she looks like a keeper. exclamation point. oh, that's uh—that's embarrassing. text from: mom. did you borrow dad's foot spray? text from: mom. does she come from money? hashtag sugar mama. text from: mom. text from: mom. text from: mom. whoa! sfx: [crunch] text from: mom. bride emoji. groom emoji. baby emoji. tostitos® hearty dippers™. [cheers and applause] >> john: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight represents parts of the bronx in the united states congress. please welcome democratic representative ritchie torres! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ wow! you know, we just had breaking news, donald trump has been voted to be indicted by a grand jury. first president to be indicted, former first president to be indicted. what are your thoughts? >> donald trump announced on truth social that he has been "indicated" rather than indicted. [laughter] >> j
sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. a brighter boston. ♪ take the parking spot!brighter. sam adams, baby! how about, uhh, '80s music? let's do it. yeah. yeah, let's. ♪♪ text from: mom. good luck on your date. she looks like a keeper. exclamation point. oh, that's uh—that's embarrassing. text from: mom. did you borrow dad's foot spray? text from: mom. does she come from money? hashtag sugar mama. text from: mom. text from: mom. text from: mom. whoa! sfx: [crunch] text from: mom....
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sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. a brighter boston. ♪ take the parking spot! boston lager. now brighter. sam adams, baby! [cheers and applause] >> john: welcome back to "the daily show." one thing i want to do this week is to introduce you all to my new york. so i decided to go catch up with my brother from another mother, the man who gave new york street grad. >> i don't look a day over 35 but i actually grew up in the '70s in new york city. [cheers and applause] through the culture, i met amazing people like my friend crazy legs, a pioneer of the art form that white people call break dancing and everybody else calls break. crazy licks her dancing at age nine. he was part of the legendary rock steady crew in the early 1980s. he was even a body double. he was instrumental at turning breaking into a worldwide phenomenon. >> crazy! what's up! [cheers and applause] >> john: so look, you are called crazy legs, and i am called johnny legs. is that why we are friends? >> first of all, i would like to, yo, i hear your name. [laughter] you've always been a little comp
sam adams boston lager now brighter? heh. a brighter boston. ♪ take the parking spot! boston lager. now brighter. sam adams, baby! [cheers and applause] >> john: welcome back to "the daily show." one thing i want to do this week is to introduce you all to my new york. so i decided to go catch up with my brother from another mother, the man who gave new york street grad. >> i don't look a day over 35 but i actually grew up in the '70s in new york city. [cheers and...