and who's this bozo? your new boyfriend? our vice-principal. roland, perhaps you missed the sign stating that all visitors must report to the office before wandering aimlessly around the school grounds. are you implying that i can't read? oh! sorry, he's hypoglycemic. hey, sabrina... oh, look who it is. farm boy. isn't this your aunts' friend that i met last year? if that's who i said he was. want to make something of it, farm boy? not really. i just wanted to tell sabrina something about the dance on friday. ooh! are we going to the dance together? mind if i throw up? what i wanted to tell you was that... ( bell dings ) i can't go to the dance. i have to accompany my dad i can't believe i forgot about it. i don't even remember hearing about it. okay, we're up to the "zs" and so far, every man we know is either married, busy or disgusting. several were all three. what's wrong with you? you've got a date for valentine's day. not anymore. i'm being equalized. ( gasps ) so i wasn't stealing, per se. i was just trying to help valerie. we understand

it makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this point that this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has. i'd like to punch him in the face. >> jimmy: oh. well, thank you, robert. [ cheers and applause ] supermodel gigi hadid and music from willie nelson. [ cheers and applause ] a lot happened last night. and there are a lot of questions to be answered. but none of them are bigger than a question that has been presented to me multiple times today. that is, what does the result of this election mean from my historic solo bid for vice president of the united states? and the answer is, it doesn't mean anything at all, because i'm still running. hillary can give up. i don't give up. i don't concede. i run until i win. so i hereby announce that the committee to elect kimmel vice will heretofore be known as kimmel for vice president 2020! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] and this time i'm going to sell hats! all right. we have to take a break. when we come back we have legalized marijuana in california for everyone, not just those with a fake doctor's note. and we close out t

in this country that showed itself all through the republican primaries, all the guys looked like bozos and they're not but they looked weak because the party record is weak in the republican party, it doesn't have strength or belief left in it and the democratic party has been so complacent it hasn't made its case. hillary talks about being for women and children. those are good values but nothing -- no lift of a driving dream coming out of the democratic message machine, nothing that i can see. just think if trump were a good candidate. just think if he were clean and selling what he's been selling, your thoughts. >> to that point, chris, i go back to my driver this morning who when i asked him why said because i think trump will help me with my business. that economic message, which was the beginning salvo from the trump campaign resonated and still resonates and if we -- that's in a new ad. go ahead. >> if we had not had entered into the land of crazy for the last 11 months and this was as you said a campaign that was focused on, yes, defining washington but going beyond washington

all of those guys ended up looking like bozos, and they're not bozos, but they look weak, because the republican party is weak. and the democratic party has been so complacent this year, it hasn't really made its case. hillary talks about being for women and children. that's good. those are good values. but nothing -- no lift of a driving dream coming out of the democratic message machine. nothing, that i can see. so i can see why trump -- just think if trump were a good candidate. just think if he were clean and silling what he's been selling. your thoughts? >> to that point, chris, i go back to my driver this morning, who when i asked him why said, because i think trump will help me with my business. that economic message, which was the beginning of salvo from the trump campaign, resonated. and still resonates. and if -- >> that's in a new ad, by the way. >> yeah. and if we had not had entered into the land of crazy for the last 11 months, and this was, as you said, a campaign that was focused on yes, defining washington, but going beyond washington in a way that people felt that th

. >> well that cheeto-faced bozo is now our president. >> reporter: for every pro-trump post like one from led, who said the election was ultimate vindication, there was one like chuck daly-- america made the choice to go backwards. kaitlyn, what kind of mood are you in today? >> great mood. >> reporter: saquib? >> i'm scared. >> reporter: kaitlyn greiner and saquib rahim tell america's story today, looking at the same election and drawing two very different conclusions. >> the silent majority spoke during this election, and the american people chose their president, and they chose donald trump. and i think we need to focus on unifying the country now and moving forward. >> i woke up this morning and the only feeling i could equate it to was how i felt post-9/11, and that feeling still hasn't gone away. today to begin the process of drawing us all together. >> we're not democrats first, we're not republicans first. we are americans first. >> reporter: but as saquib rahim saw it, it will take much more than a presidential nudge. >> both sides need to be able to express their views.d bo

mork the good is suddenly mork the bozo. i better call the travel agent and book a heavy guilt trip. how could i do such a dumb thing? oh, mork, your intentions were good. yeah, but there's a saying on ork -- the road to earth is paved with good intentions. but, how can i solve the problem, though? mrs. hudson and i have a date tomorrow night. i guess you're just going to have to break up. i'm already pretty broken up right now. no, i mean you're going to have to tell her that you're not going to see her anymore. oh, boy, is that going to be hard. i think she really likes that old man. psst! eugene! what's up, mork? i need to ask your advice again. i'll do the best i can, but you got to understand, i have my limitations. i'm only 10 years old. you're the only one i can ask. what about dear abby? she knows everything. i've read her advice, and how can you trust a woman who begins her letters "dear puzzled"? okay, lay it on me. let's say someone likes you very much, and you want to end the relationship. how do you do it? i onl

one bozo bragged that the "washington post" that he helped with the election which is ludicrous. even president obama got into the act at a news conference in berlin. >> if we are not serious about facts and what's true and what's not, and particularly in an age of social media where so many people are getting their information and sound bites and snippets off their phones, if we can't discriminate between serious arguments and propaganda, then we have problems. >> mark zuker berg said the social network would crack down by kicking fake websites off. zuckerberg has admitted that trending topics discriminated against top stories and fired the staff but can he hire people objective enough? zuckerberg denies it but he now runs a very powerful media economy and that means he needs to impose some minimal standards. >>> coming up, my conversation with megyn kelly about her long battle and eventual truce with the next president and whether she still has the scars. why do protein drinks taste chalky? then get worse? introducing protein shots from 5-hour energy. protein shots from 5-hour

also learned how to let off some steam, and the best way to do it is to give a good upper cut -- to bozotaught me never to call her gwennie. >> many years ago on radio, they say it was easy, just fake sincerity. gwen never faked anything. bold assertive, confident, professional and funny. >> do you have an opening. i'm just saying i could do it. >> she made her career in the old fashioned way, earned it on a road made far tougher by her being black. >> a footnote to this story -- i feel the outpouring shows how vitally she connected with the audience but it may also show in this time politically which feels like a world turned upside down that she provides an emotional outlet for people who prize the diversity of american society and, in her career, a symbol of the values they want to hold on to. ♪ >> what gwen taught me was grit, grace and gratitude, what i call the three gs. we were doing her last stand up ad at the african-american museum, and she basically motored through it and did what i call, she chose happy. >> this is an amazing place, chocked full of the expected and the unexpe

what's actually happening and bozo is they are doing the lead union with the fighting.were not able to use airpower as effectively as we have done in the past because isis is using some eight civilians as human shields. it doesn't mean we can't overcome that and means it's gonna drive the casualties up on the iraqi side to be able to go block by block, house by house room by room. mister trump has decisions to make. isis will fall in iraq. they will become a terrorist organization in iraq again what we can do are we gonna do about the u.s. troops. can they make a difference. most of us believe they should've been there from 2011 on and i don't think we would have have a hey sis. he's can have a decision do we keep troops in iraq and if so for how long and how man the educated class is wealthy. if the airstrikes are not as effective because of all of the civilians does that mean we need more boots on the ground. we have the soldiers there. we have enough soldiers there there is enough combat power to take the city. and do not take unnecessary civilian casualties. it does

. - coffee, sugar, flour - let me guess bozo the clown? - very funny. - what do you think you're doing? - i'm looking for something to eat. - flour? - it doesn't say flour. it says cookies. - they will be cookies when i make them. - it's all your fault, this wouldn't have happened if you had been here like you're supposed to. - i was out shopping with jenny. oh, stanley, i bought her the cutest pair of new shoes. - wiur - why do you have to buy her new shoes? - to go with the new outfit i'm buying her this afternoon. - helen, you're killing me. - stanley, jenny is a pretty young girl. she just doesn't know it yet. - wouldn't it be cheaper if we just gave her a mirror? - look, she should be out dating like other young girls her age. - didn't you hear what she said, she's not interested in boyfriends. - oh, she was just covering up. what she needs is a little attention. - you're going to show her? - i attracted your attention, didn't i? - yeah, but that was right after i spent four years in the army. will you stop worrying about jenny and st