when dudes try to pick up other bros. bros trying to make new friends. >> like a bromance? >> like a bromance. >> oh, man, that was a great jumper. that was an awesome shot you had at the end. >> thanks, guy. >> you, me, beers right now. let's do it. >> i'm kind of dirty. i'm going to go home and shower. >> it's hard to make new friends when you're a grown man. now nachos. >> tomorrow there's the big game. i know this awesome sports bar, nachos, split them, you, me -- >> i feel gbad for him. >> let me get your number. >> to be honest, you seem like a really great guy, but i've got all the bros i need. >> i do feel bad for the curly haired guy, he was nice just trying to make a friend but i can relate with the dude in the blue because i'm at the point where i've got a lot of good bros that are my bro friends. >> for women it's easy to make friends. i love your purse, have you been to this website. the next thing you know, you're fast buddies. guys just don't operate like that. >> it's not going to be like, yo man, love your football jersey, bro. >> all right, good time, man.

that's a clown question, bro. well done there.t week stephen colbert celebrating rafalca, the romney family horse that could qualify for the london olympics. now that rafalca is in and headed to london m colbert wants a little credit. >> last week, i gave rafalca the colbert bump to push her over the top and on to the london games. well hold on to your lippens, folks. the trials are over and rafalca has made the olympic team, yes! i did it! i horsed it! ♪ bermuda bahamas come on pretty mama ♪ ♪ take it slow ♪ that's where we want to go >> rafalca, is now america's sweetheart. we are all going to love her just as much as ann romney does. >> i joke that i'm going to have to send her to betty ford for addiction to horses. good one. i'm right there with you on the addiction thing. i wish there was some way to shoot horse right into my veins. >>> colbert bump still ahead on "way too early," why are you awake, your horsey texts, e-mails and tweets, "morning joe" live from washington, just moments away. so you brushed with colgate total

inquiry as, quote, a clown question bro. we'll explain that one later in shows. first to the news live at 5:30 a.m. here at 30 rock in new york city. we start in egypt, where the country's ailing former leader of three decades is reported to be near death this morning adding another layer to a complicated political situation. ousted president hosni mubarak reportedly on life support after receiving -- after suffering i should say multiple strokes while in prison. the 84-year-old serving a life sentence was transferred from his jail cell to a military hospital where he's been monitored. the news comes as supporters of the muslim brotherhood flooded tahrir square in protest to protest the moves made by military generals that would diminish the power of a new president. the brotherhood claims mohamed morsi won sunday's presidential election but supporters on the other side for mubarak's former prime minister ahmed shafiq are refusing to admit defeat claiming a majority of votes. the official tally comes tomorrow. here to sort t

that's a clown question, bro. >> maybe it's just the delivery, too. it's a clown question, bro.ckly went viral. dozens of people posted that clip on youtube. now more than 1 million people have looked at it. even senator harry reid used the line during a press conference. >> i don't want to answer that question. that's a clown question, bro. >> fellow mormon. of course people are trying to cash in on the line's popularity it the nationals are in colorado on monday. and so this is actually pretty cool. we can exclusively unveil this. the denver beer company releasing a limited edition of clown question canadian las vegas lager. there are a ton of shirts. this is why i love america. look at all these entrepreneurs. we got all these "clown question, bro" shirts in two days. this is crazy. that brings me to tonight's "number." 86 -- not 876. okay, 85651210. got it? really important. it's the serial number of the trademark registration for, quote, that's a clown question, bro. on june 13th, the day after bryce harper first used the phrase, his quick thinking attorney went online and

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that end in bro. >> don't taiz me, bro.ng james. >> the miami heat are once again nba champions, lebron james captures that elusive title he so desperately coveted. >> two years after lebron james turned himself into an nba villain by breaking up with cleveland on national tv -- >> this fall, this is very tough, this fall i'm going to take my talents to south beach and join the miami heat. >> and then guaranteeing every championship until the end of time. >> not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven. >> the league mvp delivered on the hype, taking his talents to the first of all those nba titles. >> when the clock hit triple zeros, what's the first thing that ran through your mind? >> it's about dam time. >> and the number one story of the week. >> excuse me, sir. it's not time for questions, sir. not while i'm speaking. >> an eventful week for president obama actually began late last week during his call and response announcement of a shift in immigration policy. >> this is the right thing to do for the am

i said bros after hoes. >> i said bros not hoes. i think we can call agree. >> you could not come up with that coming up with the arrange. >> that's how you write jokes. you don't just throw words at the screen. and you don't just hope they are mildly amusing. you hone it until you have the perfectly crafted joke which is what i did. >> as evidenced by that. >> and again you are welcome. i am done. >> go away. i love that. >>> coming up, a story so sexy that if he were a marcupial, he would violate the laws of itch that. first, what is wrong with these speakers? probably not nothing. >>> they made a fuss over her bust. see, that's not a rhyme. and now southwest airlines has apologized to a woman who was told she couldn't board a flight because her cleavage was, quote, inappropriate, end quote. been there, girlfriend. the lass who is headless, seen here says she was traveling from vegas to new york when a ticket agent said she couldn't fly unless she covered up. she boarded and later told the website, quote, i didn't want to let the

. >> just stand up, bro! >> i'm glad he's okay. >> me, too. >>> it's all doom and gloom, and then -- >> oh! >> something happens to this bridge. >> the people on that bridge, i bet they pooped their pants that day. >> and a well shark is trapped >>> we're book with the "rtm" top ten countdown. we're at number six. electrifying video. >> quite a bit of flooding in england. one guy at his friend's apartment. he says, let's get out the camera, because something's about to has to this bridge. that is the bridge in new castle. they saw a big cloud coming and said, you know what? lightning might hit the bridge next, and it did. he said the sound is incredible and the video on this phone didn't pick up the incredible noise it produced. >> i bet the people on that bridge pooped their pants that day. >> look how many people who were on the bridge. imagine what it was like for them? >> crazy. imagine if you were in one of those cars? >> uh-huh. >> i feel like this is how a super hero is created. you know? be like, ligh

i said bros after hoes. >> i said bros not hoes. i think we can call agree. >> you could not come up with that coming up with the arrange. >> that's how you write jokes. you don't just throw words at the screen. and you don't just hope they are mildly amusing. you hone it until you have the perfectly crafted joke which is what i did. >> as evidenced by that. >> and again you are welcome. i am done. >> go away. i love that. >>> coming up, a story so sexy that if he were a marcupial, he would violate the laws of itch that. first, what is wrong with these speakers? probably not nothing. ( bell rings ) they remind me so much of my grandkids. wish i saw mine more often, but they live so far away. i've been thinking about moving in with my daughter and her family. it's been pretty tough since jack passed away. it's a good thing you had life insurance through the colonial penn program. you're right. it was affordable, and we were guaranteed acceptance. guaranteed acceptance? it means you can't be turned down because of your health. you don

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. >> that's a clown question, bro. >> that was harper after tuesday night's game. now that's a clown question, bro has become one of the country's hottest catch phrases. it's trending on twitter, even. >> i love it. >> and it's even inspired t-shirts. i think we can show it to you. i'm sure it's just a matter of time before somebody turns "that's a clown question, bro" into a hit song on youtube, maybe. >> but seriously, of all the questions to ask bryce harper, are you going to get a celebratory beer in canada? he's still playing here for the nats. when's he going to have time to go to canada? i guess if he's playing against toronto -- oh, they're in toronto, okay. >> i thought it was a legit question. >> you think it's a legit question? >> he didn't answer it. >> well, he said it was a clown question. >> i'm just saying. he didn't answer the question. >> sorry. didn't realize he was in toronto playing an away game. tom, tell me, what about the forecast? >> is that a clown question? >> possibly. [ laughter ] but i have to ask you that every single day. >> well, th

. >> it's a clown question, bro. >> that's a clown question, bro. it went viral.inspired a t-shirt. that reporter who asked that question ought to be ashamed of himself >> jay: terry bradshaw and his beautiful daughter, rachel, are singing on the show tonight. sounds like they're rehearsing. ♪ scared to death knowing what's coming down the line ♪ >> jay: they're good. ♪ you'll never hear me say those words stuck in my throat ♪

. >>> ever wonder what band bros do in their free time. >> what the heck? >> jump in and around giant balloons, of course. >>> and a kick ball game that ends with the crowd going wild because of one dude's sick winning play. see >>> we're back to the "rtm" countdown, everybody. right now at number six -- what the heck? are you guys familiar with the band con bro chill? >> no. >> very cool band. think of it as lacrosse meets lmfao, a box of crayola crayons. >> they're about to release their new music video for their party "party up." this is the first time one of the band member sam tries to get into this balloon that they're using in the music video. >> didn't even know they made such things. what the heck? how does he breathe in there? >> he finally managed to get all the way in. they put more air into it. and then he brings his head out through the top of the balloon. he jumps around, then they're like i wonder if he'll fall. >> oh. right on his face. >> yeah. don't try that. >> i think you see two of them in the same room kind of battle it out. getting o

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if you have a heart in your chest cavity, you will stop this bus, bro! stop the bus.eak] thanks for nothing, partner. ow. - ohhh. - oh, great, you won the pizza eating competition. i knew you would. great. - no, braj, you won. you don't have to go to college now. you got hella free pizza. - you guys didn't have to do this. - yeah, i told them that. - karl... will you be our drug dealer again? ♪ - i'd like that. - yes! - i always did love selling you guys grass. - oh, it's not grass anymore. we call it dro now. - yeah. - well, then, let's blow dro, bro. - all right! - yeah! - he's good. - our guy's back. - light it up. - come on, dude. wow, all four at once. - oh, that-- - human genius. [coughing] - very harsh. - ugh, it's almost like it's making me sneeze, it's so bad. - lotta sticks, lotta sticks. - [hacks] - this is some of the best stuff i've ever smoked, man. - nice. [dog scarfs, horn blows] >> june 5, 2012. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york. this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy cen

his response, that's a clown question, bro. today, senator harry reid tried his own harper impression. >> i don't want to answer that question. that's a clown question, bro. >> guess it's the new thing you say when you are stumped and don't know how to answer the question. >> wow, that was a long pause. he was really thinking hard on that one. for some reason, it doesn't sound the same coming out of his mouth as a 19-year-old. >> that is it for us. the cbs evening news is next. derek will see you at 7:00. have a terrific night.

harper, who is just 19 but old enough to drink in canada replied, you heard it, that's a clown question, bro. the denver beer company thought clown question would be a good name for adult ranlg. now you have it, a beer available at the brewery starting today. they're going to do test tasting. apparently this brewery very close to the ballpark there in the denver area. and it's supposed to be served as a pilsner. they're only going to produce it for a short time. not outside of this brewery. we won't see it coming here to the washington area. >> i wonder if you can import it in. >> it's going have a very short run. but so there's a little bit of controversy around the whole thing because apparently right after brice harper said that's a clown question, bro. he filed for a trademark -- you know, to get a trademark on it. so, you know, they're going to start putting it on t-shirts and the whole nine yards there. >> we had senate majority leader harry reid, he busted out with the response when the roll call reporter asked him about dream act, which is kind of funny and made its way around the bl

. >> that's a clown question, bro. >> that's a clown question, bro.hrase made its way to capitol hill in a couple of days. take a look at fellow nevadan and mormon harry reid yesterday. >> i don't want to answer that question. that's a clown question, bro. >> unlike bryce harper senator reid went on to answer the question that he had been asked. >>> up next, the defense in the jerry sandusky trial rests without calling sandusky to the stand. is their last best hope a mistrial? that's ahead. you are watching "hardball." the place for politics. those surprising little things she does still make you take notice. there are a million reasons why. but your erectile dysfunction that could be a question of blood flow. cialis for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you can be more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is the only daily ed tablet approved to treat ed and symptoms of bph, like needing to go frequently or urgently. tell your doctor about all your medical conditions and medications, and ask if your heart i

. >> reporter: i guess the first question, it was a clown question, bro.is what it sounded like. >> wisdom, it could be a really good atmosphere. geo caption gonzalez against hughes. and later on, we'll have mike rizzo, the gm of the washington nationals to talk about how this team went from there to here and here is first place. let's go back to you in the studio. >> dave, i was just thinking the same thing that he was going to say. that is a clown question, dave ross. >> it was, bro. >> thank you very much, dave. >> sure. >>> oh, boy, how nice does that sound to be out at nats park? >> i know. >> with a beer in the stands. >> right. >> and they're winning? >> the game. >> and the weather's perfect. >> the weather's perfect. >> great. >> we're here in the studio. not bad to be here with wisdom and gary. >> i am concerned i have done my job. now it's time for geo to do his tonight, right? >> and he is going to be questioned. >> that is a clown statement. >> that is fact, about ro. geo's going to dominate tonight. >> yes, he is. >> and that will be good, we

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. >> that's a clown question, bro. >> that's a clown question, bro.e made its way to capitol hill in a couple of days. take a look at fellow nevadan and mormon harry reid yesterday. >> i don't want to answer that question. that's a clown question, bro. >> unlike bryce harper senator reid went on to answer the question that he had been asked. >>> up next, the defense in the jerry sandusky trial rests without calling sandusky to the stand. is their last best hope a mistrial? that's ahead. you are watching "hardball." the place for politics. hmm, it says here that cheerios helps lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet. that's true. ...but you still have to go to the gym. ♪ the one and only, cheerios ...but you still have to go to the gym. high schools in six states enrolled in the national math and science initiative... ...which helped students and teachers get better results in ap courses. together, they raised ap test scores 138%. just imagine our potential... ...if the other states joined them. let's raise our scores. let's invest in our tea

. >> that's a clown question, bro. >> that's a clown question, bro. that was harper after tuesday night's game. and now that phrase, "that's a clown question, bro," has become one of the country's hottest catch phrases. it's trending on twitter and even inspired t-shirts that include the five-word phrase. i'm wondering when my first graders are going to start using it! >> ask them to do something, "that's a clown question, mom." >> aye-yi-yi. >> i thought it was a legit question. it's a canadian reporter. >> i know, but he's not of legal drinking age in the united states, so to ask him what his favorite beer is. he plays in the united states, he's an american player. so you don't want to get him in a mess by saying your favorite beer when you're not legally allowed to drink. that's just my perspective. >> he's in canada. 5:26 is our time right now. >>> coming up, the twittersphere all abuzz this morning after an out-of-this-world sighting on the capital beltway. >>> plus, the changes one family wants to make to a popular bike trail. >>> and a cool sta

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about drinking beer in canada since he is only 19 and mormon by answering, that's a clown question broenator reid was asked about immigration to which reed responded, that's a clown question, bro. reporters got it right away had a good chuckle. >> i don't want to answer that question. >> that's a clown question bro. >> there he is. >> bryce harper. he is like 18 years old. >> 19 years old. >> didn't want to drink in canada. when he was asked employed it, he said that's a clown question. harry reid doesn't want to talk about immigration. i think the two are similar. >> forbes magazine's list is topped by kristin stewart, a 22-year-old bumped angelina jolie from a top spot earned 34 and a half million dollar for the year ending in may. cameron diaz and sandra bullock round out the top 2. >> sandra bullock is making a lot of money? wow. >> cameron diaz? >> bad teacher which was a surprise hit for her. she made like $34 million off of that movie. yeah. and everyone knows the print industry is struggling. circulation for magazines and newspapers is way down. but no one is feeling the effect

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that is a clown question bro. >> he delivered it.us williams has played only five tournaments this year. she bowed out in the second round. the last time she won the wimbledon, 2008. >> look at what you get in the morning when you wake up. temperatures already 73-80. through the day we will have a high 100 degrees here and the new york city. there will be a break as we get into friday. a good chance of showers and storms friday afternoon. clearing skies and really cooler over the weekend. bob ryan will have the latest on these numbers and the he of visors and the fact. clucks abc world news coming up next. >> see you back at 11:00. [ obama ] i'm bararack obama and i approve this message. [ male announcer ] it started like this... i speak the language of business. i know how jobs are created. [ male announcer ] but it ended like this. one of the worst economic records in the country. when mitt romney was governor, massachusetts lost 40,000 manufacturing jobs. a rate twice the national average. and fell to forty-seventh in job creation

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>> you are blocking the shot, bro. >> don't block the shot!want to replace capitalism with? >> there you go. say it, bro. >> none of your business. >> who are you guys supporting for president? >> romney. >> romney? >> i will imagine i will probably still vote for obama not as confident as i was last time. >> you are making it sound complicated. >> i'm tired of old white guys i want to stick with obama right now. >> isn't that kind of racist. >> >> no, not real. >> i what about rick santorum. >> that's how much you know about him i don't even know who he is. >> why are you yelling at me? >> are you worried about iran at all. >> war is necessary sometimes to bring. >> war is bull [bleep] >> i'm sorry. i understand it stimulates the economy. it gives people jobs at the end of the day it's [bleep] >> which way is the beach? >> that way. >> do you know where the weight room is? >> what's the deal with all these jersey shore characters walking around. >> we can't even come with our families anymore without seeing all these guidos. >> you don't pass