but, bros, have i not been a bro to each bro at this table?b will give some validation. remember that young tourist who was looking for penn station? she came in from boston and had a wicked good in bed look. i gave her bad directions and she ended up in red hook. >> shut up, barney. >> let's not get excited >> tuxedo charlie is not the only one here who has been slighted. you told her you were jeter in your crux to lie upon her? impersonating yankees is my thing -- have you no honor? >> please, let's not blow this to smithereens. council recognizes captain bill, our bro from queens. >> you all know me and you all respect my game. i dress up like a pilot and meet girls at baggage claim. on my longest subway ride from 61st and woodside, i came up with a plan to keep you on each other's good side. barney, you have wronged these two. you must grant them each a westside hottie of their choosing. >> you're kidding. that is the settlement? that is really silly. >> gentlemen, what say you? >> i want robin. >> i want lily. >> that was the episode wher

. >> i love you, bro. >> i love you, too, bro. >> andrews completed his 75-day sentence for marijuanaaled weapon and is now headed home. >> hey, so much. >> first thing i'm doing what i go home, take a shower, a bath, take another shower, take another bath. i'm going to take another shower. >> as andrews goes to the exit process, a former resident of the housing unit known as the hamptons arrived to pick him up. shaquille washington. >> you take care of those. you take care of you. >> wow. i was locked up in here. he always looked out for me. so he didn't have nobody pick him up, i came to get him. >> he's man of his word, came and got me. i feel like a bird that was in a cage. now they let me fly. i feel like a peacock that wants to fly or a flamingo that wants to run or an ostrich that wants to run. i feel like a rock that can walk. >> jamal davis, currently in segregation after refusing to leave the hamptons won't be celebrating freedom anytime soon. sentenced to state prison one to four years on two counts of larceny. >> i am worried about going to prison. prison is really unpredi

hieroglyphics, titled personal and in there the first column, is really an moving piece about your bro. >> morsel krauthammer died of cancer 59 charles writes this he taught me most everything i ever learned about every sport i ever played. he taught me how to throw a football, hit a backhand, grip a 9 iron field a grounder, dock a sailboat in the wind and how we play. paradise, tell me about that . >> it was a -- childhood my brother and i inseparable he was four years older a priceless gift insists i be included i got used to being around big pois take slings regard oz how you touvyou tough my parents from utopia he was born in briz a long story american made me american. >> who so long story short his mother from belgian his father was a real estate developer from what is a province of ukraine left wl stworld europe met in half ana moved to rio, new york city where charles was born in, 1950. >> when he was 5, the caught hammers moved to montreal, spent summers at the family cottage in long beach new york charles recalls spending every day, with his bro on the field, on the court, or

and has bro is getting hammered t as it should be. the idea you can make toys and buy a movie studio that is already struggling. he's obviously trying to sell it and get out. you can buy that and say we have cool toys. now we're going to make great movies. so much easier said than done. so the market is getting this right. and it is not surprising. people look and say okay, somebody is going to come to their senses here. >> and you won't dispute, dream works is now in play. if it's not hasbro it might be somebody else. >> they have been trying to sell it for a long time. and now they have apparently found someone whose listening. but just a terrible idea. really think about it. you make toys and now you are going to shove those toys into movies. who super creative in hollywood wants to work at the studio where you get toys shoved down your throat. >> intellectual property. >> then take it and license it to whichever studio has the best ideas and is going to pay you the most for it. you don't have to own them. >> has bro has its own is

have i not been a bro to each bro at this table?klyn pickle jar bob will give validation. remember the tourist looking for penn station? she came in from boston, had a wicked look good in bed look and i gave her directions and she ended up in red hook. >> you told her you wouldn't cheat her in your quest to lie upon her. impersonating yankees! have you no honor! >> let's not blow this detente to smithereens. on my subway ride from 61 and woodside i came up with a plan to keep you on each other's good side. barney, you're long eastern. you must grant them a west side hottie of their choosing. >> that's the settlement? c'mon, that's not a settlement. >> what say you? i want robin. lily. >> charlie: you've got to love that (laughter) >> that was an episode, they wanted to do it all as a nursery rhyme so the entire episode was written in rhyme, marshal telling a story to his son and i got to play five people at the same time. >> charlie: how do you get better? just by doing it? >> i think by trying new things. >> charlie: "gone girl," t

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the 46-year-old has some choice words about what he calls bro country songs. they are filthy., quote, over the last several years, it seems like any time anybody sings about a woman, she's in cutoff jeans, drinking and on a tailgate. 20 years ago i might have written a song like that. i probably did. but i'm at a point where i want to say something different about women. good for you. i think that's your right. i think you're an artist and i think you have to embrace your artistry but is he being a bit of a wet blanket? >> he's throwing everybody under the bus. >> who anointed this guy the glory of country music? take it easy. relax. we're trying to have fun here. >> he admits even he did this, right? >> he has a shirt buttoned down to his navel. >> what is wrong with that, bernie? >> you see the guys like the florida georgia men. tight jeans, big biceps and -- >> does it bother you when men are objectified? >> tv, movies, everything. you don't see melissa mccarthy's butt in the paper breaking the internet. that's just the world we live in. good looking people are objectified.

the food here is garbage, bro. >> you don't eat it? >> no. >> how come?ng i'll ever eat is the fruit. the only reason i take the tray is to talk to everybody in the run. because when they give you your food, the trap stays opened until they pick it up. i don't eat it, though. >> we throw more of it away than we eat, honestly. the food that we get -- >> well, once you serve it you can't use it for anything else. do you have food in wyoming? >> we do. and we recognize it. no, but seriously. >> i've got more people in jail than you have in your whole state. >> you've got that right. >> the two meals for every one of its 8,000 inmates, the maricopa county jail churns out 16,000 meals per day. they're all prepared at the facility's food factory, where the vast majority of the workers are inmates. >> we have close to 100 inmates working each day. they work eight-hour days. they work from around 5:00 in the morning until 2:00 or 3:00 in the afternoon and come in around 3:00 and work until 10:00 or 11:00 at night depending on what shift they're assigned to. many

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. >> vacation breasts sounds like something bros would say. yeah, man, i am going to cancun and i'm going to get me some of that vacation breast. >> it is a horrible word. it is a horrible word. it is a horrible word. >> it is a reboot without robin. nbc is reviving lifestyles of the rich and famous. it was done by robin leach in the 80s and 90s. the new version will have fun profiles of new tech billionaires and highlight their philanthropic efforts. in other words, they will be stupid and boring. dan, hasn't instagram, whatever that is because i didn't write the question, instagram the thing i didn't know what it is, hasn't it made this show unnecessary? we have seen what rich people do. we can see it when ever we want. do we need this show is what i am asking? answer the question! >> has it made this show unnecessary? >> i am going to make your face unnecessary. >> i think they should rename that show hey look at all of this cool stuff you can rob from my house if you come here with a gun. i don't get this at all. lou, you live in a castle,

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>> bro, i lost half of me in four days. >> jimmy: you had it for four days?iss you. >> jimmy: do you have any idea who infected you with this virus? >> i have no idea. i party so much. i was partying and -- >> jimmy: party virus. >> i thought it was some extracurricular things i had done. >> jimmy: it may have been. you never know. >> i don't think it was that. it couldn't have been that. and then i was at another party, i was in d.c. and i was dancing and it was crazy, because -- i felt like this girl was a little sweaty, but i was like, man, whatever, maybe she's -- whatever. and then all of a sudden, it's like -- something's going on. so, i don't -- i don't know. i just hate it. i hate it. >> jimmy: you're a real trooper to come here. do you have a fever right now? >> yeah, yeah. this is all -- this is -- this is real time right now. >> jimmy: is your mom still living with you? >> yes. >> jimmy: does she take care of you when you're sick? >> not at all. >> jimmy: no? >> she's still clubbing, too. she's like, no. please. i got to go out tonight, please, kee

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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm gonna go full throttle, bro. >> jimmy: yeah, go for yeah, thanks so much for coming. >> i'm going to bring it, bro. >> jimmy: yeah, do it, bring it right now. aww. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: james, an egg. >> jimmy: ooh, oh yeah, oh yeah. mm, it feels like it's been cooked about two, three hours. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] oh! that's it, yeah. >> jimmy: that's a tough one, thank you, i appreciate that. thank you, it was confidence. >> you boiled it in your hand. >> jimmy: my hands are 160 degrees. when you went to shake my hand. >> wait a second, what? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: which one? choose. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: oh no! >> you're going down. >> jimmy: turn down for what okay. [ applause ] oh. >> steve: now the odds are 50 -- one in two. >> jimmy: okay. >> here we go. >> steve: eenie, meanie, meanie, moiney. >> what what what what! >> jimmy: what what what! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, i'm not feeling good about this at all. wow. i feel like -- no. >> you got it, you got it! come on m

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hey, you look like me, bro. >> i have another video. that is the belly of that sugar glider that is moving as if something is about to come out of it. >> what is going on? it's freaking me on. do they throw water on it? are there more jumping out of this? did they see "after midnight?" >> these babies are in its pouch. >> a some point the pod opens and you can see its legs. >> little sugar gliders are so little. >> you don't have to go far to have a weekend of adventure. one of my favorite is jamie robinson. he took his boats out to l.a., up into the mountains and started canyon carving with a couple of bikes. he had a buddy with him. that dude was me. >> yeah! >> jamie invited me to go along. he knows how to ride. it was so much fun chasing him through these canyons. i learned a con. jamie also took me over to mulholland highway. we did the snake. you see a lot of guys come around this curve and just biting it. >> did you bite it? >> i did not bite it. here comes the corner. uphill. there is the big left-hander. >> that's awesome. >> i

. >> hey, bro, turn left. >> looked like they missed that. guy drives right off the road. lands about 160 feet. >> were they distracted by the fellow up on the cliff? >> it's funny to think they were tuning the radio. >> these rally cars are made to take a ticking and beating. hopefully they are okay because they have all kinds of safety equipment. >> they are okay. they just barely missed a stout tree there. no injury to the driver or co-driver. >> this next video is of a 2015 dodge hell cat. that means it's got a ton of power. this is a sedan you can put the family in and go out. >> listen to that piss and vinegar. more than 700 horsepower. i would love to pull up to somebody's honda and just be like ahh. >> what could possibly have the attention of all these people in this canal in brazil? this fellow over here -- >> i thought he was hot dogging for no reason. >> he was after a dog. it's a dog rescue. this guy is in this canal to rescue this dog. when they get to it, the dog tries to get up, is not moving much. the passenger then gets out of the car. grabs the dog. >> t

livingston agreed to a 6 month probation period where we'll he'll bros close at midnight this is ultimately highway license has been granted to sell alcohol until 12 o'clock but closing for the initial of month period to give an opportunity to for the police to work with him and him with the community also right next door they've got residents that come out to the pc hearing from a local nonprofit that is active in the community has concerns moving forward we would like to see commitments that get photocopied after the hearing mr. livingston i was told he would be having jazz bands there there's a big difference for me from house bands and d house dmz that go to 2 o'clock in other morning but it's different so there's a lot of concerns i'm definitely in support of captains request this condition be applied to their entertainment permit. >> sunny is it your understanding that mr. livingston adding if we got the alcohol permit thursday and friday and saturday until 2:00 a.m. not doing entertainment past midnight is that what he agreed to. >> i have the puc resolution signed by the mayor in fr

. >> it happen on a 1700 block of robert louis avenue in upper mall bro. the girl was able to get away, but so did the suspect. we are live with jeanette who says thimay have been planned for days. >> the terrifying incident began here. the 16 euro victim was walking home from school passed a popular -- 16-year-old victim was walking home from school passed a popular basketball court and she said something did not feel right. the news of an attempted abduction last night quickly spread through the quiet street of this upper marlboro neighborhood. of ourould be any children. >> prince george's county police say yesterday a man tried to abduct a girl walking along this basketball court. we talked to a family member who said the girl noticed a man quickly walking behind her. he grabbed her and told her to shut up and that she was coming with him. away, andcreamed, got ran home crying. the news was chilling to hear her of at reminded strange man she saw earlier this week. >> i thought it was maybe one of the neighbors having company or something. gibson had a

. >> he's like i'm going to have to sit here and take it like a big bro.ear-old sister. her 8-year-old brother is being tortured by the song. >> the picture of, are we there yet? ♪ >> that's going to do it for us here at "right this minute." we'll see you next time, here at "right this minute." we'll see you next time, everybody. we've got some big time playmakers this week on sports stars of tomorrow... we'll go to chicago to meet a wide out who towers over the competition... and we'll check out an electrifying duo in miami... that and more... coming up next. (show open) hi, everyone. thanks for joining us... i'm your host, charles davis... we have a lot to get to today, a

. >> she said, bro, you know how many cell phones we collect, we confiscate in prison? and i said, no. >> and then, he swung into action. what this deputy district attorney did with all those confiscated phones will make you bay area proud. >>> and the weather will make you bay area proud. spectacular conditions today and tomorrow, we're going to bring up the heat towards the midsection of the week. and then we've got more much-needed rain. plus tell you how much snowfall came down in tahoe from this last storm when nbc bay area news at 11:00 is back in just moments. >>> turning contraband into contributions is what one prosecutor is doing to help victims of violent crime. >> it's a creative idea he says got a boost from his own brother. this morning's bay area proud. >> this is the story of an evolution of an attorney. he says when he started law school, he was thinking about making money. soon became passionate about justice and compassion, as well. in a culture captivated by smartphones, there aren't many genuinely excited about a not so smart device. donna is the di

. >> he's like i'm going to have to sit here and take it like a big bro.3-year-old sister. her 8-year-old brother is being tortured by the song. >> the picture of, are we there yet? ♪ >> that's going to do it for us here at "right this minute." we'll see you next time, here at "right this minute." we'll see you next time, everybody. (snoring) jay. (snoring continues) jay? what? what's wrong? you're snoring. me? oh, i'm sorry. i... (snoring) (laughs) look at her! come on. we said no stella in the bed. oh, but she's just a little puppy. she probably got scared and snuck in. oh, really? how come when manny has nightmares you don't let him snuck in the bed? gloria, it's 6:00 in the morning. can we talk about this later? (sighs) answer the question, jay. (birds chirp) you know, i'm gonna check the lease, but i'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab. you are a delight. so what are you doing? i think you're gonna like this. i'm going on a juice fast. mmm. love it. hate it. let's face it, a well-fed cam is hardly a model of emotional stability. now, de

the bro posal for the casino on packer avenue in south philadelphia has the inside track. more than 1,000 residents of the neighborhood came out to appose the idea. >>> 6abc once again is teeming up to raise money to fight hunger in the delaware valley. join us for a live telethon for philabundance. get on 6abc.com for a link to the philabundance page. >>> federal drug enforcement officers are showing up to the nfl unnowsed looking into the misuse of prescription drugs. it is partly of the broader investigation by claims by retired players that several teams overuse narcotic pain killers to get them back on the field earlier than they should have. >>> the eagles were outscored and out classed and overwhelmed in their visit to green bay, wisconsin. aaron rodgers threw two touchdowns in the first half. mark sanchez committed four turnovers. >> got out-executed, offense, special teams, defense, now we'll find out who we are, what kind of of team we have. >> reporter: eagles lost 53-20. it was the worse loss in the chip kelly era, and the most points given up by the eagles sin

. >> obviously, you're videap too, bro. what am i supposed to do?ed by your car. >> instead of getting video of everybody crashing, walk 50 feet up the street and say, okay, slow down. help people out a little bit. >> he was almost hit by another accident. >> because he was standing there taking video. >> guess what? more accidents happened. the guy says there was ice underneath the snow and the city had not come to clear it. >> kids, keep your eyes on your parents. they may be up to no good. this one decided it would be fun to make a motorcycle swing. this is dad. >> i can tell this is really fun, cool dad. >> he is definitely a cool dad. >> his kid came home to dad doing this. yeah, my dad's a child. >> i love this guy. >> this other dad, he's known as mad dad. he picks up his daughter and starts doing a little step. pretty good. now we know why he's got a little girl. he's got moves. >> he keeps going. calls his little daughter back after he lets her go. then you see people walking up in the background. >> and dancing with this girl. >> i am not

. >> he's like i'm going to have to sit here and take it like a big bro.brother is being tortured by the song. >> the picture of, are we there yet? ♪ >> that's going to do it for us here at "right this minute." we'll see you next time, here at "right this minute." we'll see you next time, everybody. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com start a revolution a revolution in coffee quality with the finest nespresso coffee blends. a revolution in technology with unique centrifusion. a revolution in taste with a naturally formed crema on both coffee and espresso. nespresso vertuoline. experience the revolution of coffee. the following program contains dangerous stunts that should not be reenacted and mature material. viewer discretion is advised. ♪ [ music ] now on "whacked out sports," we've got a special edition we call backyard bozos. what the hey? the four wheelin' whacko wipeouts. when it comes to nature, these guys will do anythi and someone's not wearing hire motorcycle safety leathers. then digging in the sand. plus the "whacked out sports top five."

and then has bro is not going to buy dreamworks.ecause has bro's stock got pummeled last week on the rumors this was about to happen. a lot of people, a lot of investors in has bro did not want them owning a movie company. you can spend a lot of money on the directors, the actors, et cetera. then turns out to be a dog at the box office and you can lose a ton. it's very inconsistent. apparently also my colleagues report that there was concern among the has bro executives that jeffrey katzenberg had somehow leaked that he wanted $35 per share when the stock was trading around 20 and they were unhappy about the way he was doing it. and so as a result that was also part of the issue. but the bigger issue is the fact that investors were clearly unhappy about the possibility. back to you. >> all right. michelle, thank you very much. >> that's very interesting, of course, i'm not a wall street guy, obviously, but when i hear that has bro is thinking about buying dreamworks, i read it somewhere, i just sort of flinched. like, no, don't do t

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at approximately 11:53, while still at the north winds call, wilson heard a radio bro cast f bro broadcast in progress. other officers were dispatched. officer wilson had left north winds complex in his ferguson police vehicle, a chevy tahoe, suv. an additional description of the stealing suspect was broadcast e cast about that time. wearing a red hat, yellow socks, khaki shorts and with another male. as officer will son-in-law was attending to his emergency call on north winds, michael brown and a companion were in a local convenience store on west floreson. michael brown's activity was recorded by the store's security cameras. the video often played following its releesz in august, shows michael brown grabbing a handful of cigarelloa srksz and heading to the exit without paying. someone inside the star called the police. after crossing west floreson, the two walked east. mr. brown directly behind his companion. as officer wilson continued west. he encountered michael brown and his companion. as wilson slowed or stopped, as he reached mr. brown, he tomd them to move to the sidewalk. words

. >> i'm going to sit here and take it like a big bro. video's recorded by their 13-year-old sister who is loving the moment where her little 8-year-old brother is being tortured by the song. >> picture of, are we there yet? >>> what could make a day at your theme park better? doing it with food. get on the roller coaster at canada's wonderland with your buddy and sneak in a quarter pounder from mcdonald's. >> a bad idea. it takes your stomach and you're putting something in your stomach while your stomach is being taken. >> i love the girl with the drink next to him as well. completely calm. >> if you watch closely, it looks like the dude on the left is just taking small nibbles of the burger. looks like they go on multiple rides and pull off the same sort of prank. great idea. look at the picture at the end. that's funny. >> that makes me feel queasy. do you feel queasy? >> everything makes you queasy. >> this won't make you queasy. the wisconsin hot tub. >> is it full of cheese? >>. >> no, but i see where you're going. >> so great if t

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. >> all right, bro. but you're going to be here far minute, bro. >> reporter: l.a. times reporters matt pierce was rushed to the hospital after being rushed in the head by a small object. >> i didn't see what it was. just felt like a conk on the head. >> reporter: fire burning in the hearts of protesters awaiting a decision from the st. louis county grand jury. the group of 12 made up of five women and seven men, nine white, and three black is expected to meet again today, after ending the day friday with no decision. outside the courthouse, law enforcement have put up barricades to brace for backlash. inside, the grand jury weighs the following options. indict officer darren wilson on first or second-degree murder voluntary or involuntary manslaughter or deliver a no true bill. saying there isn't enough evidence to go forward with the charges against wilson who fatally shot unarmed teenager michael brown. >> ultimately the transparency will be there, everything that the grand jury hears, the public will ultimately hear one way or the other. >> reporter: if wilson i

. >> what are you doing here, bro?, with your coward boys. >> he has streamed this video live at the time. >> coward! straight pig out here! straight [ bleep ] you got to go! your life is in danger, homey. you better go. >> reporter: another officer faced this. >> get your hand off your gun! >> reporter: citizens surround him and chant. >> shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! >> i'm praying for your death! i'm praying for your death and your death and your death. >> the man shooting that video and streaming it live for the whole world to see is bassa masri and joins me now from ferguson, missouri. mr. masri, did you spit on a ferguson police officer? >> no, i didn't. that was an expression we used. basically, it's just a sound of me spitting. it's not what i was actually doing. >> you have been charged with spitting on a police officer. am i right? >> yeah, they believe videos and they believe twitter trols before they look out of evidence. but that's cultural background. >> do you think you're helping the situation if t

[applause] there's nothing better than having a sleepover with your bros.em is there are no ladies to play truth or dare with. all you got is a basement full of flaccid wieners. that's why i came up with a manlier game called sports or consequences. triple 20 or you get to cut one eyed 20s out of the loser's wallet. oh. driver's license is a huge inconvenience. another visa. university of alabama. national alumni association. i think what i'm going to do is cut so that you have an adult wallet. now that's a normal wallet. >> make a 3-pointer or make a creamy rich doughnut out of a sandbox. we have a penne pasta with a vodka salmon. would you like fresh parmesan. yeah it will probably help. >> you know what's not good is the sand. 30-yard field goal or you have to submerge your head in lukewarm cheese. you'll always remember wide right. it's so heavy. so a vortex football 30 yards into this trash can or break one of your windows with a sledgehammer. >> i just got a new car. >> then don't lose. who's the greatest athlete ever? >> i can do it at any distance.

. >> i have words from supervisor breed's optimum molly bro supervisor aid good afternoon. i'm here to speak on the diamond use shelter and receive a permit for a twenty-four hours shelter she understands the impact of losing state and federal funding if the diamond street light lose it's license because nights not operating 24/7 she supports the use citywide and has worked for shelters and looking at creative ways for affordable housing but she is very much aware of neighbors concerned the neighbors lack of confidence in the dynamiamond shments she's a for regular hearing and the change of hours and to open the communication lines with the neighbors an opportunity for neighbors to address their issues with the staff and look for ways to resolve them last cycle she got ad hoc funds to hire a manager to be the good to person for the issues coming up i'm here today not to oppose or lend support to the twenty-four hours permit but here to support the neighbors concerns and ask larkin diamond shelter to work with 9 neighbors and i'll be here for a little bit if you have any oth