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this week in unnecessary censorship and music from brockhampton. and now, pipe down, jimmy kimmel!mmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and thank you for coming, and thank you for joining us on what was a day of a bombshell. you are going to want to sit down for this. you know what, i'm going to wait for the people at home to sit down, too. okay, you know we may have finally cracked the case of the mysterious hurca

and on friday we have a new show with nick offerman, keke palmer, and brockhampton too. for all that. for 17 seasons of tv our first guest has been rubbing a salve of hot texas queso into the loins of a troubled nation on his syndicated talk show "dr. phil." a new season, weirder than ever before, premieres monday. please welcome the wise and whiskered, dr. phil mcgraw. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i think one of these days you're going to run out of adjectives. >> jimmy: no, no, i never will. >> wise, which skered. >> jimmy: you're not weird, you're a little bit weird. would you disagree with that statement? >> vehemently. >> jimmy: you would. you don't think of yourself as a little bit weird? >> no, i don't think of myself as weird. >> jimmy: oh, well, we do. >> i'm weird for being here, putting up with this [ bleep ]. [ applause ] you got to be a little weird to put up with this [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: happy birthday. it was your birthday on sunday. >> i don't really think of them as birthdays. i think of them as personal records of successive days l

and later this week, nick offerman, june diane raphael, keke palmer, plus music from clairo and brockhamptonfor all of that. [cheers and applause] our first guest is a 5-time nba champion and an oscar winner too. that doesn't happen much. now, he is a literary giant too with a new book for kids called "legacy and the queen." please wish a warm taco tuesday to l.a. lakers legend kobe bryant. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> you too, man. >> jimmy d hear that a lot, running around in traffic and whatnot? >> i do. >> jimmy: could be a lot worse. >> could and lot worse. that's for sure. >> jimmy: everything all right? >> everything's fine. >> jimmy: you have another daughter. she's two months old? >> she's two months old. >> jimmy: youical h call her ko? >> that's true. koko. >> jimmy: her middle name is kobe. that wasn't your idea, right? >> she came to me, thinking i'm thinking of name her kobe. okay. then time goes on, and she's like, you know, i think i'm going to change her middle time. i'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. i didn't think you wer

tomorrow night, nick offerman and keke palmer will be with us, and we'll have music from brockhamptonemmy-nominated performer whom you know from a dump truck-full of great movies and tv shows. you can see her now in one of america's longest-titled shows. watch "on becoming a god in central florida" sunday nights on showtime. please welcome kirsten dunst. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: congratulations to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you had a baby since the last time you were here. >> last time i was on the show, i nervously told you during a commercial break, i hope i don't throw up. >> jimmy: was i the first to know? >> my family and you. >> jimmy: anything you want to tell me in the next break? >> i could be pregnant. i'm not, not that i know of. >> jimmy: and maybe even more significantly, in the grand scheme of things, you've got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: that was on thursday, right? >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: last week on thursday. >> yeah, i had a week of anxiety. i couldn't ea