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there is the wall, bro. it was a pleasure to share this with doctor west and my colleagues.n exhausted but also exhilarating, we boarded our bus for the drive back to the heart of beijing. i gather my thoughts about what i experienced so far on the trip. getting out of the bus, we just saw the great wall. it was quite an experience. it is always a spiritual experience. my friend doctor west made an observation as he and i were walking up the hill to the great wall. he pointed to something. what man is capable of, just by using his hands. we respect, love, and except each other. i thought about that. i did not have that thought. experiences become more meaningful to think about. finally, i've felt this with the first time in china. i recall saying, this sense of hopefulness as opposed to hopelessness. it is palpable. i love america. but we are going through a time of transition or the hopelessness is moving beyond. we need hopefulness about the future. we will talk about a few issues in a couple of days. human rights and freedom. a sobering thought. great to be back in china.

days go out there and look for the real gorilla man and if you want to meddle early by this went ok bro not just like you in the first guy you come across to be can bold for the colombian people against that and they've got no idea of the pain their cause into their relatives so if we don't reconsider the armed conflict and the excessive militarization of the country and if we don't go for a new democratic order we will never get out of the sad stage of extrajudicial killings in our country. countries like britain the us france and germany. are sensitive to the fact that any aid colombia receives. should respect human rights standards. that's why i was in favor of what the north american government said a few days ago they said that to the plan colombia should be cut because the cash is being used to pay the rewards for the false positive us and that's out of the question. the truth is that the victims are getting organized and are generating significant social and political processes in colombia the police cannot be built. on impunity. live . let's. just split. please please. let. it s

. - we got you, bro! those wheels are a-turning. - ders. - nice. [snorting, party horn blows] >> august 2, 2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song laying] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. great show tonight. jason bateman is here. i'm not sure what movie he is promoting because as far as i'm concerned he is in all of them. [laughter] and in all of our hearts. big day today. the senate passed and president obama signed a measure to raise the debt ceiling and cut trillions in federal spending. the republic lives to fight another day. the economic woes are not over. it's bad owl there. our bad is it if you were involved in a comedic response? [laughter] i'll show you. >> vice president joe biden has another job, landlord. [laughter] >> jon: that's not so odd. i would have guessed greeter at some type of riverboat casino or bartender at a haunted hotel. but these are diffic

. >>> vecinos y autoridades del condado en new jersey limpian skm bros tras el fin de semana aguace aguaceroseridas cuando un nars para conciertos se derrumÓo hicieron un servicio religioso en honor de vÍctima antes que la feria reabierta puertas, rÁfagas de viento tumbaron la tarima de acero que cayÓ sobre la multitud. >>> y mujer se encontrÓ con la sorpresa de que habÍa un dirijible en el patio de su casa la seÑora de 94 aÑos edad dijo que escuchÓ una explosion durante una tormenta pero no se dio cuenta de lo que pasaba el dirijible aterrizÓ de emergencia en el patio de la casa. >>> y cuatro mayor cadenas de supermercados de sureste de paÍs recogen 60 mil libras de carne molida podrÍa tener e. coli. y la compaÑÍa decidiÓ retirar los lotes de carne producidos entre el 23 y el 25 julio tras encontrar la bacteria en un control sanitario. >>> vamos con un adelanto. >>> gracias, y conmociÓn en un poblado de louisiana donde un hombre asesinÓ a su hijo un niÑo de 7 aÑo con necesidades especiales, y ademÁs, investigo a un a favoritismo en la concesiÓn del manejo de centro de detenciÓn de inmigrante

bros not as backups fairly mild forecast. and saying over the area once the fog moves back will have some sunshine. fog is keeping things cool in the bay area. all little warmer in the east bay area the current temperatures right now in the '50s and '60s and this is a look of where temperatures will go later on this afternoon. you will see 78 degrees later on this afternoon. for north bay we're looking at below 80 superb. there's a pattern changes cool ocean air will bring our temperatures down a one analyst for a couple days >> no hotspots to report to slow the southbound ride no concern there yet this is the look of a bridge check the material lights were activated at 6:19 a.m. your ride to the san mateo bridge we will check the camera at the toll plaza with pier are still no delays your ride to the golden gate bridge still problems feel free with light volume. >> more breaking news on the collar, a situation in that house near sydney australian a bomb was attached to an 18 year-old girl's body authorities are on the scene

i get with my bros, i do shots, i tan and i drink. stds, that's what we call it.. >> what i find really -- she's a great writer. >> when i interview actors and actresses, yesterday i interviewed an actress and she couldn't look at herself on the screen. every time there's a clip of yourself, you've roared with laughter. that is encouraging. >> i don't mind if it's funny. i don't even look at it like it's me. was it funny? was it good? i second-guess everything. you know?i if it's funny, yeah, i'd like to see that clip again. >> how important is the love of a good woman? your wife? >> i would be nothing without my wife. she is the coolest, she's the greatest, she's the smartest, the funniest. i love her so much. she's like the -- it's like your best friend for the rest of your life. you can call her up and, like, this happened to me, what do you think of this? she gives good advice. or you go like, want to see a movie? yeah, which one? i want to see this one. she's like, i don't want to see that one. come on! i'll do it. those types of things, i want to go to this

thanks, bro! hey, liam, i'm sorry i sent you to jail, man, but any time you want to stab me, it would be really great for me. ( screams ) >> that's what you get, charlie! ( charlie screams ) >> dennis: oh, hey, hey, hey-- get the hell out of here. >> you get fork stabbed! > sweet dee: get out of here! >> fork stabbed! >> now we're even. >> all: get out! >> and don't try to mess with us, 'cause now we're even. >> dennis: get out of here! >> nobody messes with the mcpoyles! >> dennis: oh, you had to make a scene, charlie! >> mac: you had to run your mouth in front of psychopaths, didn't you? >> charlie: i just got stabbed with a fork! >> mac: yeah, well whose fault is that, captain america? >> dennis: yeah, way to go! >> charlie: well, it's dee's fault for quitting on me. >> mac: oh, it's dee's fault? >> sweet dee: how is it... maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything. >> mac: here we go with this again. >> dennis: everybody pass the buck. >> mac: you know what, dennis? we have to admi

. ♪ summertime is pepsi time you gotta work on that tan, bro. >> this is exactly why parents tell theirnot to talk to strangers. >> two years after they kidnapped jaycee dougard they were luring little girls in their van and they caught it on tape. these tapes show how close girls came to the couple who held her captive for years. and there is a scathing new report blaming psychiatrists for failing to notice anything wrong with philip garrido. here is that story. >> there was plenty of blame to go around, and now the d.a. added psychiatrists who looked after philip garrido, and now for the first time we are seeing new video of gariddo's wife helping to lure him into danger. >> it shows him as an active accomplice in her sick attraction. he coaxes a gun to demonstrate gymnastics in the back of the van. >> that's it. >> can you go all the way down? >> yes. >> i bet you can go down really easy, right? >> yeah. that is easy. >> essentially what we are seeing is nancy bringing in and cajoling a young girl. >> that occured in 1993, two years after jaycee dugard was imprisoned in their backyar

. ♪ summertime is pepsi time you gotta work on that tan, bro. >> alan: they deadliess day for americans in afghanistan. the devastating loss of nearly two dozen from an elite military unit. many of those killed were part of the elite navy seal team six. it happened in eastern afghanistan after insurgentses shot down a helicopter. we're in the news room with the very latest. >> the military is mourning the loss of 30 americans lost in battle last night. 22 members of the seals make up the majority of those killed. military officials say the team was on a mission to help down a unity -- unit pinned down by taliban units. >> the cashties clue 30 americans, navy seals, afghanistan commandos and a -- an interpreter and a dog. this afghan eye witness says he saw this helicopter flying very low. it was hit bay rocket and it was on fire. it started coming down and crashed just yards from our hose close to the river. bay area retired admiral has worked with navy seals, reached in florida by phone, he says we have lost some very special troops. >> they are different. they're different from the r

i mean, she's, like, really pissed at you right now, bro, for ditching her there. >> i don't think dee's that desperate to get famous. i mean, nobody's that pathetic. >> i can't believe how famous i'm about to be! >> right. listen, why don't you run off to the bathroom and cram a couple fingers down your throat. bulimia's really big with this crowd. >> oh, i just tried, but i've been throwing up all day long. i don't think i have any food left inside of me. >> okay, well, try harder because it's really important, all right? >> yeah. >> if only just for show. >> okay. >> dennis! hey! >> hey. listen, these are the girls, all right. don't screw this up. these girls can make or break you in this town. hey. you look gorgeous. hey, listen, ladies, this is my sister. notice how disgustingly skinny she is. isn't it weird? >> oh, my god, you are like crack skinny. >> oh! >> that's a compliment. >> okay. >> yeah, she throws up all the time. >> oh, my god, i just got done. i'm sorry if my breath stinks. >> hey, dennis, want one? >> uh, you know what, maybe not tonight, ladies. i'm kind of working o

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bro short of money the u.s. president promised things would be better for america's car making capital after the two thousand and nine fifty billion dollar bailout to general motors and chrysler or automakers are in the midst of their strongest period of job growth in more than a decade since g.m. and chrysler emerged from bankruptcy the industry has created more than seventy five thousand new jobs for the first time in six years ford g.m. and chrysler are all operating at a profit g.m. has reported six straight quarterly profits and chrysler's revenue is said to be up by thirty percent nearly fourteen billion dollars from last year what about bail in the people out you bill about the corporations who bailed out the banks and doesn't need a whole lot because the people who were in the city still don't get those jobs those jobs are still being outsourced in this once great industrial beacon of american ideals where henry ford pioneered the famous model t. production schools police and fire stations now stand a ba

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market segments that were traditionally be germane over the ageod paly is the choice each player has us bros and cones. he's chances for success and problems but they certainly pose a threat to those who used to dominate the market but these things are not discussed today are shadows of little the next who have a section dedicated to young people and their experiments in aircraft technology and would you please tell us more about this exposition what would be their display in generally does the fact that you have such an exposition i mean there is no lack of young professionals in your industry. sort of and there's no of course it does just a max is a big event and we don't limit our programming to meetings and conferences and it appears that is also important i was to. in steel patrick his men are young people you can probably you could term we have had this session for a number of years and it's only now he haves five years or more to get the word of there is a section for college students and another one for children. and no they just go for in the college student section and we offer an

paul and by we i mean look i'm jake will be joining me there this we've got the latest on the almost bro america out of the bus tour and why you want to think that you're a lone wolf terrorist just waiting to happen and because ron paul famously said i always knew that if you were going to have a revolution you needed two things young people and music tonight we've got young people as always then jordan joining me in studio to share the new ron paul things like you just laid out in studio this morning for your listening pleasure only on adam vs the mitt. obama's bailout bus continues to trample through america's heartland as he does his best to give old conservative midwesterners her attacks as part of a plan to save money on health care costs so is the baracoa bill a grand estimates of the prosperous state of the american auto industry now turns out that the luxurious dollar destroyer was built in canada yes by pretty well as the motor coach manufacturer the bronco matic killing machine as they view the i p h three four five considered the top line model for the ontario based company it

going broke i go in for bro warning stuff get asked unless a fourteen point three trillion dollar debt ceiling is lifted by need me on the line the course of the us is on i thought oh gosh it so how do you live probably more than fourteen point two trillion dollars and rising by four wheeler dollars thirty. iou the next generation forty three cinch every dollar we spend this year we borrowed against the future of our troops. boarded a us government shutdown with agreement on the largest single spending cut in u.s. history but thirty eight billion dollars more change against the size of the debt and last month the world's largest bond trader said it was all out of u.s. treasuries smile and trillion dollar deficits as far as i'm no skansen if some cons are those largest economy has to go for growth and even that isn't possible can it handle that but to criticism of the learns on strategy and spiraling prices for anything priced in the greenback on the line having confidence in the u.s. dollar and the global economy that is it that it should last for across the arts. ok mark let me go to

bailout fund to expand and help deal with the crushing debt has a manual bro so also wants the fund to be able to buy government bonds the crisis is now engulfing two of its largest economies italy and spain both on their borrowing costs shoot up again but economics journalist patrick young says the banks have to stop cashing in on the troubles of the european union's be a light fund is on the verge of running out of money as soon as one of those major economies such as spinner italy defaults and every day the market is saying it is terrified of the debt that has been built up in the system and it's a bold by the fact that nobody in the euro zone wants to actually lead a side of this problem i think the public is being kept in the dark and it's been sent a lot of smoothed messages from the political classes that don't really hold up to the stark reality of markets i think the problem is that ultimately banks are going to have to lose money as part of this entire play they originally bought a lot of these bonds thinking that would be an endless nerve of cheap interest rates for all of t

on the my six grass court was one of those despite posting strong first quarter results for snuff bros shop will report signing a future corp agreement for mobile as we've just discussed where particles float that's despite reports that russia's biggest lender has boosted its net profit more than two fold perching to a more turbulent drivers. market started off pretty positively what we've been seeing happening today is that the positive momentum was driven by speculation that the fed may in some way be able to accommodate series three or that your three wouldn't be necessary because the u.s. economy has to be strong enough so that it's not needed there's a new trick or like you did on friday he put the ball back in the bombers course on the economy and that's quite smart and the markets now are starting to look at that and then the second story is the market as it moves away from but i hate speech is starting to look again at europe and it's starting to price possible fluctuations in europe through next week. but burbank the country's largest lender will get its european expansion as

bro you know it's summertime it can last any any time all the time so i'm just getting obviously actually that's more almost like a psychological reaction to what happened in the states so i don't think that this is going to last forever so you know almost always of people are kind of on holidays so you know if there's going to be for for a while but for now you're expecting anything to come out of the nanking meeting tomorrow. well of course something might come out so i can't say what is going to be there there can be any outcome of that so. how do you think the markets could still go the russian markets i mean they've gone down no most eight percent on the r.t.s. five and a half on the mind sex. well that's a very difficult questions you know because actually i mean that's mostly the reaction we saw russia itself is is like the other emerging markets people are trying to avoid the most risky assets basically trying to come back to their normal risk of that's a normal reaction so. could be anything odd the ruble lost two percent versus the euro dollar currency bust good what's your outl

bro jacks like no building schools or some highways it's not enough and we knew it when you.make a comparison between american help for the stroke jex and actually chinese or indian involvement direct involvement with some communities it's an enormous difference for instance india built a real indian initiative in western afghanistan has nothing to do with american or international aid the chinese want soup make their older projects independent and forward this international aid structure which the law that once it reaches campbell you lose track of the funds so all the population in different problems is in afghanistan could be pushed especially pushed through most of it. but it has been a norse in the specs they never see the actual fruits of the international involvement so it's no wonder that in the end the lesser evil the fact is that taliban because they promise law and order just like when they were a virus from ninety six to two thousand and one we're now hearing the obama administration is on the verge of saying that our saddam must sell finally whatever that means i

going bro i'll go in for grow wanting stuff get asked for a fee unless the fourteen point three trillion dollar debt ceiling is lifted by meet me on the line the course of the u.s. is on a federal budget so how do original money lives public debt at more than forty one dollars and rising by four wheel and all or is that a massive iou the next generation forty three cents of every dollar we spend this year. we borrowed against the future of our children the eleventh hour compromise a void in a u.s. government shutdown with agreement on the largest single spending cut in u.s. history but thirty eight billion dollars is small change against the size of the debt and last month the wall with largest one trader said it was all out of u.s. treasuries smiling trillion dollar deficits as far as i'm no skin snaith some counter the world's largest economy has to go for growth and even better is it possible can it handle that but monsoon christmas isn't all to learn strategy and spiraling prices for anything priced in the greenback on the line every confidence in the u.s. dollar and the global econo

good downpour and then headed to new york city and then clear skies are coming but the rain so the way bro. >> reporter: we got pounded. we got heavy downpours starting early saturday morning, throughout the day into the night. when high tide there was a concern that the ocean would meet the bay. of the side streets the deeper the water got. it was very difficult for us to get out of our live location. we were concerned we might get swamped. there were issues out here and a lot of the police and firefighters, they stopped responding to calls because things were so bad out on the road. a lot of that water dissipated. >> gregg: live in atlantic, new jersey. these are the pictures we've been saying how the rain has become a one-sided event. it was fascinating last night to see the dry air come kaim in all the rain was left side of the storm and rain and surf push was on the radios of push. honored to be joined by commander of the u.s. coastguard in atlantic city area. how are things from the seaside of things? >> good afternoon. actually i'm in st. resolution, i oversee the atlantic area. we'

. >> why do they -- why don't they call it cos-bro-politan. >> i have two apps. i need to know where the g-spot is. >> g stands for greg. and would you recommend this app for your friends? >> that was really awful. >> i apologize. i am running on steam right now. >> i was reading my regular cos mow and it was the top 10 signs your guy might be gay. and number one was he reads cosmo. we both -- i wrote for cos mow. the biggest thing in the world i don't understand is why people read sex tips from editors. all of my life none of the editors. >> they are trolls. >> so everybody thinks in men's health they would always have the 21 sex tips and they would have the girl's name like deborah worthington. it is a 36-year-old virgin guy in an iowa attic who is burning out these things and smelling of nivea. >> it is like obama's budget speech. >> we always did where you do the 10 sex tips you must know. the next month they would reverse them and say the 10 worst things you could do in bed. they would always reverse the actual tip. >> one is kiss your toes. the other is don

tighten up, bro. >> okay. >> get out of here. >> think about what you're doing.because every time you do something stupid, this is where your mother's going to visit you. >> i wasn't. >> big man. think about it before you end up in here. that's life for you. you don't want this. >> you really have nothing in here. you only got yourself. that's crazy. >> never come here. it's not good. especially for little kids. >> don't know how to fold clothes, huh? >> fold it the right way. >> in boston, there's a lot of problems out on the streets. the population here in the jail is getting younger and younger. and it is just out of control. >> you're a good dude. you do your job well. >> so even if we get a group of five kids and we could reach three of them and we'll keep those three from coming into the jail, we did something, even one. and we did something right. >> while the jailbreak program attempts to keep young men out of jail, it's too late for some others. 19-year-old sherman badgett was a senior at his school for academically gifted students when he was arrested o

the more parties the better, aim right, bros? and a new book claims the founder of ikea was a member of the swedish nazi party. we will see if that explains the instructions straight ahead. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy billy ray cyrus birthday. >> is that any relation to miley cyrus? >> i believe she will be popping up out of his birthday cake. >> fun fact, andy, when you plan for that sort of occasion, don't use real cake. it can ends in tragedy. >> you have had experience with that i take it? >> it was a no bake peanut butter cheesecake so there was no fatalities. >> that's a relief. >> not really. her family had a peanut allergy and everybody swelled up. >> my kind of party. >> i didn't invite you for that precise reason jie. and i appreciate that. >> dam you to hell. >> i apologize for nothing. >> let's welcome our guests. she's so cute that unicorns have pictures of her on their backpacks. i am here with jedediah bila. and he is so smart that brain teasers do him for fun. chris barron, go proud chairman of the board. a

. >> no robo weather, low bro weather. here is mount tam. this is actually from sutro camera.t see much of san francisco because the marine layer was flowing inland and continues to do so tonight. douth down south, couple storms, hurricane greg moving away from land masses possible go know threat to populated areas and tropical storm fernanda which is on a path that may take it south of hawaii. back to the bay area tomorrow, high temperatures will be dropping off into the low 80s in most inland areas, 60s to 70s around the bay and upper 50s around the coast. here is the seven-day forecast. after two much cooler than average days, friday and saturday, temperatures will rebound a bit and we'll be back in the low 90s inland and upper 70s around the bay. >> you are a knowledgeable person, i want to ask you a few things. if you don't know, retreat or sexting so far. they added 400 new entries to the 12th edition. and this one includes. cyber bullying, domestic godess and there is several others. here is how, joe lost and domestic goddess jane after shigd many pounds after using a g

and now to go find a surfer's hangout where they bro out with therippin rad brohymes. >> there is a part? >> that's right. a segment devoted to the 20th anniversary of "point break" is dedicatedn two segments. so tune in tomorrow everyone who was satisfied with whatever that was. that's a tease. >> did you get brandy's number? >> i got a lot more than that. she punched me in my face. >> did you make it up on the board? >> i have been on the shore three times and guess what the camera was doing? nothing. talking to the babes. and they were plentiful. >> they are not union here. are you crazy? did ".--" point blank" change your life? >> his acting was riveting and it convinced me to go into news. there was a show in brooklyn where they would put on "point break" but pick a member of the audience be key anew reeves -- keanu reeves and they would read it. >> am i the only one who hasn't seen "point break"? >> i thought you were american? >> we are going to get our first walkoff, greg. >> wow. >> i was watching steven saw goel movies -- segal movies as kid and not keanu reeves. >> that explai

>> well, i told you earlier that i'm a minister, and when she bro duesed me, i'm a minister. my background is baptist. and i'm from detroit, michigan. and my mother grew up in the church that he pastored in detroit, michigan, later on after this happened. when he pastored these two churches. and so i heard the name. norris died four years before i was born, and so i heard the name, and norris -- what i remembered my mom saying, he preached long messages. my grandmother used to say he would pack a lunch when he was preaching because he would preach two-hour sermons. one day in a chance encounter with somebody, i told somebody where i went to church, and even though these things happened long before, this guy said i'd never go to that church because that's where that astor was that killed that guy. so i asked my mother and others and heard the story, and they didn't really know the story completely because it happened so men decades before and nobody talked about it. yeah, that was dr. norris and he had other fight with somebody back in the '20s and he killed a guy. that's how

we are joined by james bro broz. statement from the white house to these dramatic events? >> we are watching with great anticipation. the state department said flat out that gaddafi's days are numbered and the fight for tripoli has begun. nato who is involved in all of this for the military campaign. they came out today and reminded the transitional council that they hold a great responsibility. his move inclusive and the future of libya is founded is in short a great deal of concern in official washington geraldo that the future after moammar qaddafi could be marred this very important moment by tribal feud. fudz over the oil in libya. the question remains as to what will happen to all of the oil fields in libya after this moment has passed. early on the transitional national council says they are glad to honor all outstanding oil contracts with western countries. it will be interesting to see if they still feel that way in what may become very soon the post gaddafi era. >> you fear the transitional national council

. >> shouldn't it get rid of the bros? >> yes. >> i could get behind that. otherwise it doesn't make sense. >> it doesn't even sound fun. >> i am pro-broderant. un-brod re ant sounds good. >> goodbye. >> i can keep going with this. >>> coming up, how much can i bench press? i just got this in my new book "350 and change." first, what is new with scarlet johansson? for one thing she is closing her blinds a lot. >>> would ssscar-jo o go? scarlet johansson is the late toast get an invite to the marine corp ball. the actress declined sergeant dustin williams' offer saying she had a prior commitment. probably to communism. in a statement she wrote, quote, not only does sergeant williams deserve recognition for his bravery and self-lessness, he displays blah, blah, blah and i am sending you a case of shandon with gratitude. those are french dwarves, right? let's discuss it in the always fun, probably, -- >> lightning round. >> did she do the right thing? i thought it was nice to send champagne. >> i think he did the right thing. the moral of this story because mil

. ♪ summertime is pepsi time you gotta work on that tan, bro. >> jimmy: well, here we are at ucla tos. with the song "charlrl brown," coldplay! >> thank you, everybody. ♪ >> everybody ready? ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ ooh ♪ i stole a key took a car downtown where the lost boys meet ♪ ♪ i took a car downtown and took what they offered me to set me free ♪ ♪ i saw the lights go dowow at the end of the scene ♪ ♪ i saw the lights go down and they're standing in front of me ♪ ♪ ooh in my scarecrow dreams when they smashed my heart into smithereens ♪ ♪ i be a bright red rose come bursting the concrete be the cartoon heart ♪ ♪ light a fire light a spark light a fire a flame in my heart ♪ ♪ we'll run wild we'll be glowing in the dark ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ glowing in the dark ooh all the boys all the girls all the madness in the world ♪ ♪ all the boys all the girls all the madness that occurs ♪ ♪ all the highs all the lows as the room is spinning ♪ ♪ we'll run wild we'll start glowing in the dark ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ ooh ♪ so we'll run wild we'll be glowing in the dark ♪ ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to thank james franco, th

. >> we would be putting the bro in broke. >> we would not be standard and rich. >> greg said, you are a business and then quickly said person. what were you afraid he was going to say? >> i don't know. >> i was going say a business genius. >> also, you pointed out we were the country with the perfect report card and the triple-a rating. i don't get this. how can you have over $14 trillion of debt and have a good credit rating? i just don't understand it. honestly. >> that's why we don't have that. we have a new grading system going apparently. >> how do we even have a double a plus. i don't understand how this works. >> these were the same people who said that the mortgage-backed securities, blah, blah, blah in 2008 were safe and we should all buy it, no big deal. they didn't know what they were doing back then. they don't really know either. >> why are we listening to them? >> it is self-reflection. >> professor, you said the tea party got exact exactly what they wanted which is not close to true which is why leaders call for speaker boehner to be primary and michele bachmann did not

"when are you coming out, bro?" i'll be right out. i'll be right out. lies, man. >> we've developed a really nice relationship. >> i'd do anything for this guy. anything. >> same. >> he's my twin sister. older sister. >> i'm glad you came back. >> but this bond also has a dark side. the cell mates share a strong appetite for methamphetamine. >> what am i in for? cooking meth. back in 2002 i get pulled over. i have a whole lab in the car, microwave, everything. and they pulled me over for a traffic stop and say, oh, look what we've got here. cooking meth. what a surprise. i was cooking it, dealing it, doing it. anything i could do with it, i was. i can't lie. i like it. you know what i'm saying? you know, the meth, you know, and the whole lifestyle it comes with, you know. you know, it's like living like a rock star, going to clubs, naked girls dancing. oh, what's up? la, la, la. yeah, baby, that's right. >> never sleep. >> never sleep. >> boshears landed in prison after a robbery to support his meth habit earned him 18 years. >> i went through the whole

. ♪ summertime is pepsi time you gotta work on that tan, bro. >> jimmy: well, you can see there's a lotm selling album, lady gaga. the album is called "born this way." she'll be here from m e bud light outdoor stage. we shut down the whole block behind our theater for lady gaga tonight. and we set all the cars people left behind on fire. next week on the show, james franco, jeremy piven, howie mandel, hank azaria, jim sturgess, denise richards, "the bachelorette" ashley, and her mate -- whoever he may be. if she chooses anyone. and we'll have stand up comedy from todd glass, and music from gavin degraw and coldplay. that's right, coldplay -- we have a big deal planned for them too. so please join us next week. without our first guest tonight, there would probably be no america. he is one of the biggest movie stars ever. on friday, you can see him saddle up alongside daniel craig in the new movie "cowboys and aliens." please say hello to harrison ford. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? [ cheers and applause ] they're a little excited tonight. >> thank you. >> jimmy: good to

have fun, bro. >> have fun. >> one, two. >> one time. >> one unit. >> the question is, permission to, sir. >> walk the line. >> who's house is this? >> our house. >> ohh-wa. >> ohh-wa. >> i'll miss you all, man. >> yes, sir. >> as madden gets ready for his final graduation ceremony, just steps away, his mom prepares to see her son for the first time in two years. >> it's very hard on your emotions. i hate to say it, but after a while you kind of get used to him being gone, but i could come across a sock that belonged to him or walk back past something that his favorite or something and just, you know, break down in tears because, you know, you know they're gone for a while. >> 35. one en route to visitation and one en route to the typing hall from the 11. >> we've got a lot of challenges ahead of us, john. me and you. coming into a new situation, okay? i love you very much. i am so proud of you. >> thank you. >> welcome to the pendel ton correctional facility graduate day. i had the opportunity to work with all of these guys. i would like to point out, john madden, he has really had

keep it going, bro, keep it going. [ laughter ] >> i'm jimmy fallon.ce ohs ] >> jimmy: it's a lie you guys. >> questlove: what? he's killing you on your own show, man. game over, roll the credits. >> reginald jefferson smith! reginald, you cut that out right now, buster. >> but, mom, come on! >> no buts, no butts. you're late for your flute lesson, let's go. come on. come on. hurry up. >> jimmy: yeah, have fun at your flute lesson there, reginald! what do you have to say now, buddy? ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ a hero falls [ laughter ] ♪ he was once so grand i put my faith in him now there he stands ♪ >> humbled. ♪ can i ever believe again now that the hero ♪ [ applause ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "audience suggestion box." we'll be right back with nicole "snooki" polizzi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] you never know when a moment might turn into something more. and when it does men with erectile dysfunction can be more confident in their ability to be ready with cialis for daily use. cialis for daily use is a clini

she and her bro two brothers ryan and dillon sure did love their guns showing them four of them whichwould off go off and go shooting. he confirmed to us one of them absolutely is an ak 4'. shep? >> phil, speaking of lawlessness, the gougest brother of the three here. 21 years oold, old and 14 felony convictions already. >> yeah. quite impressive for the 21-year-old ryan daugherty. most recent felony conviction arguably his most really truly disturbing. we'll get more to that in a second. it's him that authorities believe led to the whole dash cam captured high speed chase. because he was supposed to have been registered as a sex offender at that moment but had not done so so it's very likely he had the three been pulled over he would have been going straight to jail. the reason for that the day before the judge sentenced him 10 years probation for sending harmful messages, emails or texts to a minor. turns out that was an 11-year-old girl. i have got the charging affidavit. the things that he sent 376 times were so disturbing, so triple x rated we can't even fair phrase them for you.

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but you end up spendingn a lot of time waiting -- ordering boxes and waiting for them to be brought.e bro i was waiting for them to come.o i started puttering around the research arm looking at things to distract myself, and i camera across a set of writings by french and roosevelt. writin it quickly drew my attention. i never thought of fdr as much of a writer cannot compared to his titles. even the various world leadersws of his time suonch as winstonrs, churchill or even lenin. before i could think more aboutm the question, there can my boxes. i put away the thought as i wene to other work. sever fast forward several months. i i dropped my dissertation, took absence, and startedrom work as a legal assistant at awt law firm. fm. at one point the editor of thedo journal invited me to write an w article about franklin roosevelt for the journal.for t i did not want to use my dissertation, and i was working lawyers hours with very little time for research. as a result i decided i would take up the idea of franklinso t roosevelt ratings to see how what he had written before hetet was preside

she almost scotched the deal with warner bros. for making the biopic starring burt lancaster, jim thorpe all-america. she hassled the studio so relentless that they almost pulled the plug on it but only when she was driven for that movie to go on, when he dies she goes to find the best birthplace. and shoves the body around which was bizarre, bizarre story. >> you telecom is this where the town of jim thorpe pennsylvania comes from? >> there were two small towns facing each other across the lake river, a total population of maybe 5000, and they were dying, they had no jobs. this was post-world war ii. and they need to consolidate and long story short, patsy hears about these little towns trying to save himself. she's already tried oklahoma, she's tried shawnee, she's tried also. the body keeps moving around and she finally says to a newspaper publisher, if you change your name to jim thorpe, consolidate, get their service together, change her name to jim thorpe, you can have the body. so they sign a contract. i seen a copy of it f