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remember this guy, ken buck? ken buck in his primary campaign when he was competing for the nomination said he was in favor the personhood thing. even in the reddest possible year colorado looked at that and said no. are you crazy? no. the democrat was able to point out how crazy that was, and theres aboutdy beat republican ken buck. >> as a doctor i try to protect the health of women. that's what i do. that's why i'm very disturbed by ken buck. ken buck would ban common forms of birth control, and ken buck wants to make abortion illegal even in cases of rape and incest. as far as i'm concerned, ken buck is just too extreme for colorado. >> since ken has supported criminalizing abortion in cases of rape and incest, my question is who goes to jail, ken? >> that's why we have a senator michael bennet, democrat of colorado and not a senator ken buck. because being super extreme on abortion and being against contraception is not a tenable electoral position in america. in any state in the united states of america. th

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ken buck. ken buck and his primary campaign for that senate seat said that he was in favor of that personhood thing to ban all abortion and likely ban hormonal birth control, too. even in the reddest possible year colorado looked at that and said, no. are you crazy? no. so the democrat was able to point out how crazy that was, and thereby beat republican ken buck. >> as a doctor i try to protect the health of women. that's what i do. that's why i'm very disturbed by ken buck. ken buck would ban common forms of birth control and ken buck wants to make abortion illegal, even in cases of rape and incest. as far as i'm concerned, ken buck is just too extreme for colorado. >> since ken has supported criminalizing abortion in case of rape and incest, my question is who is going to go to jail, ken? >> that's why we have michael bennet of colorado and not a senator ken buck of colorado. it's because being superextreme on abortion and against contraception is not a electable position in america in any s

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it's a buck about to be rescued by one gutsy dude. >>> the mad dad who fired on his daughter's laptop. >> it went viral within days of it being posted on youtube. >> now let the parodies begin. >> he gets out a gun and shoots my laptop because that solves everything. >> a couple of guys laugh it off even though a bear is just a stoner's throw away. >> do you catch my krifts. -- drift. >>> it's time to get our show started and gayle has our first video and the story behind it. >> some cruel bullying caught on tape by one of the accused bullies and now he and two of his buddies are in trouble after they post it on facebook. >> what are you scared for? >> this video from wftv in florida. >> you a [ bleep ]. >> the kid in the orange shirt is jacob. he has asperger's a form of autism. this went down on friday but jacob says he's been bullied for weeks. >> why did you run? >> police say 15-year-old jacob was beinger to meanted by three boys, one of whom allegedly caught the incident on tape including the fact what you just saw, him nearly being run over by a motorcycle and car trying to eva

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danica patrick finished out of the money. >>> lynn "buck" compton has died. for years he was best known as the prosecutor who went after sirhan sirhan. and later a federal judge appointed by president reagan. but when band of brothers came out, we got to know buck compton through his character on the show as a d-day paratrooper. with easy company of the 101st, a brave and modest member of the greatest generation. judge lynn "buck" compton was 90 years old. >>> well, if you've ever worked in the restaurant business, you got to feel for this waiter. watch german chancellor angela merkel at the table enjoying a beer with her fellow party members when, here chancellor, enjoy a few more beers. right down your back. she shook it off. very stoic. pretended to be having a fine time. by the way, last time merkel's back was in the news was back in '06 when president bush gave her what history will remember was an extremely awkward brief back rub at a g-8 summit in russia. >>> up next here tonight, she's gone from the basketball court to the ballet stage, knocking down

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that's love. >>> coming up, the heat wilt the bucks. the orangemen squeeze out a win. >>> plus love is in the water for a pair of poolside valentine's. >> where did he hide the ring? we're also watching in weather today, warmer temperatures in many areas of the country. your forecast is coming up. you're watching "early today." at lysol, we discovered a problem. the more products we touch around the sink, the more dirt can spread around the kitchen, and the more germs we can spread on our hands. that's why we created the lysol no-touch kitchen system. one no-touch solution for sparkling dishes, plus clean surfaces, plus healthy hands. because our mission is a healthy home made simple. lysol. mission for health. >>> good morning. if you're just waking up, this is "early today." in sports last night the nba championship dallas mavericks said thanks to a former teammate and he almost ended up beating them. here's fred roggin with all your sports headlines. >> good morning. how popular have the l.a. clippers become? the vice president of ch

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