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. ♪ bud light lime. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. to take things a little more serious now. let's talk about japan. for decades they've been at the forefront of technical innovation from the walkman to the play station, to whatever this is. do you get superin your hair. not any more. but now japanese innovation has really outdone itself. >> if you are interested in having virtual reality sex, well, turns out there is a special gadget for you. according to rice digital, the sex suit named the full body virtual interface will soon be available. >> trevor: yeah, that's a real thing, my friends. the virtual full body interface, it's called. now there's a title that really puts you in the mood. i guess ball-drain-a-tron 3,000 was already taken. now if you are like me, you probably want to see how this machine works. u m, this is news. now if you guys are not familiar with that sexual position, it's called the reverse stormtrooper. and nice work, japan, you've managed to combine virtual reality with full body sensors to create what can onl

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