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it can wrinkle a bunny. >> i got golden teeth and that's because i own fifi the banana rat. all right. >> potatos. i pee pee when i take a bath. that's a black girl's name. a cheating black girl. >>i can't be a bunny with a fast-walking tuna pusher. >> i hope you knock those shoes off and admit the problem, player. >> i can only feed joey the fat cornerish student with acid. can't waste time to fix a big old mexican burger. let's get a good happy soda and scream, lord. that's a karate blade. stiffer than stiff candy. crazy. [cheers a. >> stephen: tonight, scandal at pbs. did someone atdown ton get grabby in the abey. my guests are known for their dark gloomy music. i'll turn them on to this crazy underground drug called prozac. a minnesota man found a comic book inside the walls of his house that's worth over $100,000. it's only valuable if you keep it in its original wall. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: welcome to the report. good to have you with us. thank

>> watch out, bunny. >> that was a bunny. that's right. this hawk is a bird of prey. there's some animals that don't make it in this video. we don't see the results. we just know it's a doa. >> how do you train that hawk to come back? >> it's falconry. these birds are taught to go and come back. there's the tiny camera. >> i want a hawk now. how neat would that be? >> you could see how low it gets to the ground. look how high up it is. like, way over these fences. you're really getting an amazing bird's eye view. it's chasing another bird. >> that's like air-to-air combat right there. >> thank you for giving us a bird's eye view of the netherlands in the winter. amazing stuff. >>> a guy's doing a little engine work. what could possibly go wrong? >> he pulls what looks like the fuel line, but keep watching. >> because it gets a whole lot hotter under that hood. >>> and it's a program called "adopt a jewish mom." now an rtm staffer sets the record straight about having a jewish mother. >> she called me right before i got to work. i went to the >>> working on your car in

if you have a video of your animal doing something, maybe a bunny with a birthday hat.have to be a bunny, but a shark. try to put a hat on a shark. i would love to see that. go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video. we might use it. still to come the half time report from some guy i can't remember. oh ya, tv's andy levey. jerk. just a jerk. >> tonight is sponsored by turtles. the greenish water or land reptiles protected by a shell. thanks, turtles. y >>> we're back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far and ftr that we go to andy levey. >> let's get this out of the way first. you said things earlier in the show i didn't appreciate. >> okay. >> the kleenex box in my apartment empty. i have allergies, greg. any other allegation you make will be considered actionable and you will be hearing from my attorneys. >> you mean your lawyer, captain papa. >> never mine what i mean. you will be hearing from them. baseball players suspended after the facebook post. we don't know if they were suspended by the first tweet. you meant the facebook post. you are r

. >> oh. [ laughter ] if only there were a top hat for that pony to pull that bunny out of.n't run away after it is picked up by the ears. they stick together. >>> it is called danger zone, and for good reason. >> there are no harnesses, no ropes, no nothing. you are done. >> see them pull off moves. >> you can only try [ female announcer ] safeway presents real big deals of the week. or how to get great prices on things you need. we know you look around for the best deals. that's why we give you real big club card deals each week. start the fiesta. 12 packs of corona are $11.97. a tasty deal is served. marie callender's meals are $2.00 each. and simply orange oj is just $2.88. real big deals this week and every week. only at safeway. ingredients for life. >>> safe to say nobody on this show is an intro verdict. the people at pleated jeans wanted to give us the true facts. >> it is a quiet reserved creature that accounts for roughly 50% of the larger human species. >> they will talk if you bring of "game of thrones." >> i love "game of thrones." >> a good way to annoy an int

mascots of all shapes and sizes together for a 200-meter charity race. 27 runners from bulldogs to bunnies sprinted across the field. many stumbling along the way. and in the, a local building firm mascot barry berrotte crossed the finish line well ahead of the pack. i'd hate to have the mascot of the slug, right? >> have you ever been a mass kotd? >> no. >> you never did? >> no. you? >> i did. it was a red dragon. >> that's a good choice. better than a slug. >>> a look ahead. a special election in south carolina. republican mark sanford facing democrat elizabeth colbert busch. >>> and there's a fiscal summit in washington, d.c., where bill clinton and bill gates will talk about new trends and ideas f s shaping the future. >>> a "today" exclusive, the driver of the limousine that caught fire. what he remembers about that tragic night. >>> and natalie is live in sweden about members of abba and the museum dedicated to the '70s super group. keep it here for continuing local news, weather, sports and more. i'm richard lui along with bill karins, the biggest abba fan. thanks for watching "earl

even weaving between people on the bunny slope cliff. super dangerous, treating the people like they're the slalom poles and continue to fly down the mountain. crazy speeds. going over jumps i don't know if they are jumps or just hills. watch this. guy just does a helicopter spin in the air and he has performed in the x games. this looks like an x games type run. >> is this intentional? it almost feels like i am watching someone that doesn't know how to ski and is out of control going down the hill. >> the speeds look like they're out of control. they definitely in control. the ending is the best part of this run. wait until you see it. >> oh, whoa. >> back flip over the police. >> hello, officer. >> and officer did have a little objection to that. you will be able to see why. >> no more snow. he can't keep going. >> he pops off the skis and you can hear him running with the boots. yeah. officer just cuts him off. that is why the video is called one of those days. >>> while i am still trying to figure out how to shuffle a deck of cards t

. >> oh. [ laughter ] if only there were a top hat for that pony to pull that bunny out of.he rabbit doesn't run away after it is picked up by the ears. they stick together. >>> it is called danger zone, and for good reason. >> there are no harnesses, no ropes, no nothing. you are done. >> see them pull off moves. >> you can only try >>> safe to say nobody on this show is an intro verdict. the people at pleated jeans wanted to give us the true facts. >> it is a quiet reserved creature that accounts for roughly 50% of the larger human species. >> they will talk if you bring of "game of thrones." >> i love "game of thrones." >> a good way to annoy an intro verdict is tell it you are so quiet. no [ bleep ] what's your point? >> you know what joke i hate the people do to the intro verdicted people like, oh, man, shut up, you're talking so much. >> if they want to be quiet, let them be quiet. >> they do like social interaction. they simply require less of it. >> the people that don't require a ton of social interaction, they're still great but very selective. >> you only speak wh

and coming out of have very short break i'll see delves into the beautiful but brutal wound of bunny arena training its blood sweat and just. most people in the western world would agree that having laws that officially create second class citizens is totally unacceptable we can look at the way jews were treated in nazi germany or blackstar in apartheid in south africa and the slavery jim crow arrows in the usa as examples of legally dividing society by necessity i think most people you with their modern sensibilities would find these practices me bob baer american backwards but my question is that why is there to this day officially sanctioned second class citizens in certain e.u. countries or to be more accurate i should say non-citizen residents of the two million people in latvia around three hundred thousand of them are considered citizen residents who can neither vote nor hold public office these non-citizens are russian speakers of various ethnic backgrounds whose children also by birth bearer of the non-citizen status not happy being on the bad side of apartheid the non-citiz

educated and hip with the experience of who can go work in the areas and all the experience of the bunny he gives living in in the city lives i mean these people are be. killed by means to do the countryside to develop not that everyone relishes the prospect. demetrius moved away when he was eighteen and is now a freshly out of work t.v. director he finds adjusting to life back here difficult he wanted to stay in the capital. i was forced to come back here because of the high rates of unemployment in athens it was a matter of survival for me for these three greeks asked for increasing multitudes of others this move choice or not is a path away from unsustainable living in cities hit by economic crisis here at least if they have little else new arrivals or old home comers have the scenery of the sea bottom r.t. so more world news in brief in our world update this hour in afghanistan seven u.s. soldiers have been killed in two separate attacks a roadside bomb killed five men in the self and two other american troops were killed in an insider attack by rogue afghan soldier in the west accor

being educated and here with the experience of living work in the areas and all the experience of the bunny gives living in the city lives i mean these are these people be. my pill to do the countryside to develop not that everyone relishes the prospect. demetrius moved away when he was eighteen and is now a freshly out of work t.v. director he finds adjusting to life back here difficult he wanted to stay in the capital you know if. i was forced to come back here because of the high rates of unemployment in athens it was a matter of survival for me for these three greeks asked for increasing multitudes of others this move choice or not is a part of the way from unsustainable living in cities hit by economic crisis here at least if they have little else new arrivals or old home comers have the scenery of the sea tom bottom r.t. st petersburg is experiencing a renaissance as an international cultural capital by breathing new life into the renowned marine ski theatre which has now got a modern high tech twin a spectacular opening of the new venue silenced critics of the modernist building and

points, "a", 118 times, there is an easter egg roll hunted every three days because they love their bunnies over there. this is the problem, liberals are saying what do you expect, the government isn't investigating groups that are anti-government. this is honest administration. an honest administration cannot target critics because they obviously are not going to target friends. when this happens it's a huge deal. there has to be an investigation. the liberals should be screaming for an investigation because they won't always have a liberal in office. there will be a republican and you don't want to be audited, bob. >> bob: audits mean that it's management style in how things work. it's not how things got to be. >> dana: so do you agree there needs to be an investigation? >> bob: yes, sure i do. >> dana: a special prosecutor? >> bob: i think a special prosecutor makes sense. >> dana: up next, we told you obama's administration spied on james rosen now we are learning the monitoring went far beyond just james. even the "new york times" are concerned. that is like dogs and cats sleeping toge

mobile side with windows phone, just bear in mind that microsoft, in some sense, is like the energizer bunnyand i'm going to use two monty python references. on one hand, they're sort of like the killer rabbit from the holy grail, they're small, but they keep getting you, but they're also not dead yet. they keep coming and coming and coming again and i think investors may underestimate that. >> you know, you're obviously quite the bear on microsoft, roy. but if you had to pick something that is going to be able to keep this come back going, what is it? >> you know, i do agree here with the fact that the cloud computing and the enterprise platforms are doing significantly well. i think that part of them doing well is they've hedged their bets here. i think the fact that people have used tablet devices more and more, they're reliant on this infrastructure. and i kind of feel like microsoft lucked into this vision. you look at where the industry's headed in terms of gaming, in terms of mobile, and microsoft is making sure that windows 8 is a long-term investment. you see them look for xbox to b

when she's happy, she writes about bunnies.e's sad, she writes about goblins. [ balloon pops, goblin growling ] she wrote a lot about goblins after getting burned in the market. but she found someone to talk to and gained the confidence to start investing again. ♪ and that's what you call a storybook ending. it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. >>> was the fort his last resort? they were arguing at an olive garden. who hasn't been there arguing at an olive garden? and barricaded himself behind menus. this photo of a dude on a date taking cover has gotten super popular online. if only there was a word to describe that. after a customer posted it on twitter with the caption "a grown ass man is mad at his girlfriend at olive garden and has made a menu fort." the picture has been retweeted over 85 billion times, including on other planets, with lots of people calling mr. pink shirt out for being a jerky jerk face. while others bashed the guy who snapped the shot and for not minding his own business.

when she's happy, she writes about bunnies.bout goblins. [ balloon pops, goblin growling ] she wrote a lot about goblins after getting burned in the market. but she found someone to talk to and gained the confidence to start investing again. ♪ and that's what you call a storybook ending. it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. it's just common sense. ok, well, remember last week when you hit vinny in the head with a shovel? [chuckling] i do not recall that. of course not. well, it was too graphic for the kids, so i'm going to have to block you. you know, i got to make this up to you. this is vinny's watch. >>> montreal to quebec city by rail. 160 miles of wintry vistas whip past the windows evocative for some of another time >> the canadian caviar, sturgeon canadian caviar. >> i'm not sure about dave mcmillen, but in fred morin's perfect world, we would all travel by rail. it would still be the golden age of rail travel. so tell me about the great canadian rail system. >> it's purely emotional. >> r

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either blue bunny vanilla bean or t krrcby classic vanilla off treat that's both delicious and healthy. that is if you're even thinking about nutrition. consumer reports says it's interesting to note that descriptions in the ice cream al are changing. breyers now calls some of its frozen dairy desserts. they have too little fat to meet the definition of ice cream and if you think ice cream containers are shrinking, you're right. ones like hagan daz look like a 16 ounce pint, but only contain 14 ounces. >>> breaking news at 6:30. an international man hunt for a california man comes to an end. >>> and gaping hole now stands in a major artery that links seattle to canada. here's a live picture of the land area right around that bridge off i-5 where the bridge collapsed and cars plunging into a river. we're going to have continuing coverage of the rescue efforts to save the drivers caught in the disaster and the investigation that begins this morning. >>> i'm matt keller live at the usga in men >>> good friday morning. just about 6:30 on this holiday weekend. >> let's get you started with

jenna: jon is laughing at the bunny one, jon? jon: was that a bunny or a gerbil?ure. i have to go back to the books on that one. one of the things your company does, a company out of new hampshire, you try to focus on making your products locally. you also try to make them green. you want to make sure the dyes are not toxic at all. how has that impacted your company and why do you make that decision? >> well, it just comes naturally to us. we started 20 years ago and we just decided that, that was, you know, how we were going to do things from the get-go and it is just, like i said, it has come natural to us and, you know, we've been able to reap the benefits. in today's marketplace where everyone is trying to go green, it is just a natural thing for us. so --. jenna: you're hiring, jeff, is that right? >> we certainly are, yeah. we've got 230 employees right now. we're looking to hire 10 more employees and hopefully more. jenna: jeff, i can't believe you didn't show up with a shirt on. come on. what is your favorite, jeff? i like the eagle. >> the eagle's great.

when she's happy, she writes about bunnies.she's sad, she writes about goblins. [ balloon pops, goblin growling ] she wrote a lot about goblins after getting burned in the market. but she found someone to talk to and gained the confidence to start investing again. ♪ and that's what you call a storybook ending. it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. >>> a california woman was arrested after she slapped a cop in the face because she wanted to go to jail so she could quit smoking. etta may lopez, looking awesome, will get hear wish. the 31-year-old pleaded no contest to misdemeanor battery and was sentenced to 63 days in the slammer. she admitted she waited outside the county jail for hours earlier this week intent on assaulting the officer. tucker, you go in and out of smoking. i think this is one of the most charming stories ever. she wanted to quit so bad she put herself in jail. >> anybody who's ever tried it has total sympathy. obviously she's a member of the homeless/mentally ill. i don't think

when she's happy, she writes about bunnies. when she's sad, she writes about goblins. [ balloon pops, goblin growling ] she wrote a lot about goblins after getting burned in the market. but she found someone to talk to and gained the confidence to start investing again. ♪ and that's what you call a storybook ending. it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. it's just common sense. >>> early morning amman, jordan, looking at the citadel. welcome to viewers in amman watching there and around the world and here in the united states on cnn. no single story has generated the kind of heat than what's going on right now. inmates on hunger strike right now. medical officers force feeding some of them. whatever you think of the place and the people in it, what's happening there raises a a lot of questions. back with our panel in the fifth chair tonight, someone who was president at the creation of getmo, good to have you here. you said getmo should remain open. what do you think about the force-feeding? >> i s

when she's happy, she writes about bunnies.he writes about goblins. [ balloon pops, goblin growling ] she wrote a lot about goblins after getting burned in the market. but she found someone to talk to and gained the confidence to start investing again. ♪ and that's what you call a storybook ending. it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. >>> pretty much any korean you meet anywhere, you can take it for granted they like food, that they are passionate about food, particularly their food, which of all the immigrant cuisines has probably been messed with the least. unlike many new arrivals koreans seem to have been the most unwilling to accommodate western tastes. maybe that's why it took us so much time to love this stuff. beverly tofu house. like so much of k-town's finer establishments is tucked away in the corner of a strip mall. >> this is one of my favorite spots, where i've been coming for almost 20 years. this is a soup that's just like it's kind of korean but really more -- >> not a direct tra

another said snowman, bunny, panda. they can't even keep their lies straight. >> it is terrible. way. >> jamaicans want to laugh. >> give me five. >> all i can do is the white boy dance. >> what is this? bill, what is this? >> you're right. >> potler is now going for $250 on ebay. adam levine hates america. jedediah, you said you don't understand what levine was apologizing for and you can't see what you are supposed to be angry about. maybe the question is why do you hate america? >> clearly i am the one at fault here. my fake outrage button is not working. >> i think you owe an apology to every american who served this great country and even those who haven't, but are still patriotic. >> especially those. >> what are you doing, sherrod? >> nothing. >> i told you not to touch me there. >> i am a professional television personality. >> yes, you are. chris, you said fellow right wing outrage is like feax left wing outrage. i argue with the feax. >> there is more of it. >> andy, here is the thing. it started before the feax right wing outrage. so they are -- it is like a bell curve

it just keeps going and going and going as far as this energizer bunny rally is concerned.ning me now. look at this year to date picture of the s&p. you believe this continues to go even though people talk about the tapering, the taper experience that the fed eventually will exhibit, correct? you're not worried. >> no one's talking about the fact that the federal deficit really has come down on an annualized basis. we were at a trillion four run rate just a couple years ago. this year is $650 billion. that's more than cut in half. liz: so we have cut the deficit, and you're just a financial guy. you're not taking a side. >> nope, not politicizing it. liz: look, the cbo, congressional budget office, nonpartisan, says that that is actually true. but why would that be the thing that continues to force this rally higher? >> so what does that mean? if you look at gdp of 2.4% today, that was about 3% private sector and 0 from the public sector. if the public sector starts spending again, you get a 3 or 3.5% gdp number. that's a wonderful investing environment. liz: some of these

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bunny cafes. visitors can sip their coffee and cuddle with critters.ko fujita tells us some cafes tar from cuddly to curious. >> reporter: here at the cafe, hawkeyed creatures greet customers. eager for a unique view with meals and deserts. from a tiny barn owl. to jade the harris hawk. there is no shortage of feathers ruffled here. the cafe is run by the master falconer who dabbled in hawking for more than 40 years. he tells me falconry has been a part of japanese culture for centuries. shogun or military dictators, hunted with falcons in the neighborhood. the bird are a new spectacle in a crowded market. fierce and exotic are so popular. customers line up outside for a mere snapshot. thanks to japan's lax animal regulations they can get a lot closer than that. across town, this brazilian rainbow boa, land turtles and lizards are the preferred creatures. >> wow. very smooth. >> reporter: a snake's smooth touch may not be my sort of thing. but the reptile cafe draws steady a crowds on weekends. especially young women. there is even a collection of maga

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he said the easter bunny. >> he said the office of budget management. we don't know. be honest with you, after listening to him for 4 1/2 hours, i'm not sure i would have believed the answer anyway. >> greta: one last question. did he know the targeting was going on? >> yes. >> greta: he did nothing? >> his defense, i told the inspector general about it, because he's incapable of doing anything -- >> greta: he couldn't do anything about it? >> he could have done a lot about it. all i heard today was, yes, i told the inspector general, and that's the rest of his duties. >> greta: and looked the other way. congressman, thank you, sir. >> yes, ma'am, thank you. >> greta: now to tonight's hot button issue on gretawire.com, was lois lerner trying to outsmart congress or stand on her constitutional rights? go to gretawire.com and vote in our poll. and we spoke with speaker boehner about the scandals, including the irs. today lois lerner from the internal revenue service, in charge of the exemptions division, said in taking the fifth amendment, she also said i did not do any

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that was a bunny hop. >> okay. let's do it again because that wasn't really a wheelie. it a third time. >> all right, here he comes. we rolling. >> the third time really is the charm. he gets it. >> with one take in the can, the director pushes for a safety, one extra shot. >> one more, dawg. >> but the safety proves anything but safe. the rider takes off toward the camera from a far distance and at a high rate of speed. >> he pulls up, he loses control -- >> whoa [ bleep ]. >> and the bike slips out right out from under him. and he slides and the bike flips up in the air and then it hits a guy's old school cadillac that was just sitting on the street, and i'm thinking oh, man, we just killed this guy. >> immediately after the crash stanley, the director, and the crowd are astonished. when the rider stands up. >> he got up. he was okay. i think his jacket was torn, but the bike is totaled. >> stanley looks back on what may have gone wrong for the motorcycle rider. >> i'm not an expert in bike riding. i think he was probably going way too fast. i think that he put it up

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