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for free help to quit smoking, call the california smokers' helpline at 1-800-no butts. ♪ >>> 14 littlehihuahuas from the bay area are today looking homes. this is a twitter picture of the animals on their flight from virgin america. the puppies left san francisco airport this morning on the cross country flight. this is the second year san francisco animal care and control and virgin america teamed up for operation chihuahua airlift. animal control says there is an overwhelming number of chihuahuas. >> they're just really overbred. people are not seeing neutering as much as they'd like to see them doing and they became really popular after all the hollywood hype around them. and people think they're a lot easier than big dogs but they're still dogs. >> and if you would like to adopt one of these cute little puppies there are a number at the san francisco animal care and control just waiting for you to take them home. >> very cute photo op but certainly an important message behind it. >> absolutely. we feature them every friday. there's never a lack for an adoptable pet. show you what's

for free help to quit smoking, call the california smokers' helpline at 1-800-no butts. >>pam: a developing story, today is the second day of a federal hearing. the san bruno fire chief said he never knew the deadly gas pipeline ran for the city on to look lot. kate thompson is here with this now has the latest on today's testimony. >>kate: the fire chief dennis was testifying today before a federal safety officials. he said pg&e never provided the department with a map of the pipeline location. they had no idea where it was. safety officials said this is a reoccurring problem with pipeline accidents. 68 firefighters responded to the blast that killed eight people in september. it not only did the fire fighters not know the pipeline was buried under that neighborhood, residents were in the dark as well. >> in my experience in san bruno, city elected to move residents to use the losses and damaged homes. i had conversations with the residence and they had no idea they were on a pipeline. there's something that has to be done to make that right. >>kate: pg&e said that it d

he testified bonds told him the steroid, the shots were making his butt sore. he is a childhood friend that became a personal assistant ask business partner to bonds. the defense tried to paint him as a bitter former employee. he denied planning to extort the home rung king after their business relationship ended in 2003 this, after jurors heard a recording, secretly made of anderson talking about injecting bonds. >> there is no smoking gun here, there are statements from which one could infer that greg anderson is injecting people with unknown substance. there are statements where one could infer greg anderson is injecting barry bonds. >> the defense suggested he might be testifying against bonds in exchange for the u.s. attorney dropping a fraud investigation against him, hopkins deny that's and will be back on the stand when the trial continues tomorrow. in san francisco, abc 7 news. >> thank you very much. and the waits will have to continue for same-sex couple that's want to get married in california. an appeals court turned down a bid by two couples to al

a statement by the country's crown prince insisting the way is open to national dialogue butt opposition regards the arrival of foreign forces provockcasion. >> your arm sewelcome when our country faces danger from the outside. but we will consider you part of an occupation when you come to oppress the people. >> it is home to the united states' fifth fleet so trouble worries washington. the state department is calling on all armed forces to support dialogue and not to suppress legitimate protests. but the arrival of foreign troops could change the nature of this power struggle and it does risk deepening and not healing divisions. james robbins, bbc news. >> libya, troops are continuing to advance eastward into areas held by the rebels. opposition forces say they have come under heavy attack and there are reports that gadhafi's forces have retaken a small coastal town. >> the frontline is confused but slowly gadhafi's forces seem to be pushing towards the rebel held town. next is the much bigger challenge, the last town. at a news conference the opposition unveiled their top military com

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was it simply that the port butt out," here are the changes," and the city attorney said," ok, that looks fine -- that the port put out, "here are the changes," and the city attorney said, "ok, that looks fine." >> they were fantastic. they were all working during this period of time on this effort, and i would say that it was in real time, so as we are considering proposals that they were putting across the table to city staff to try to get us to that place where they would award the bid to san francisco, we tried to evaluate whether or not that change, it taken in the broader context of the changes that we were agreeing to -- whether or not that change, taken in the broader context -- liabilities and obligations. so liabilities are things that we pay for. obligations are things that we have to do. much of the agreement, much of what we have to do, is subject to future approval of the board. it is hard to say that there are material note obligations effectuated in this agreement. -- that there are material obligations effectuated in this agreement. we kept with the fundamental balancing

we invaded in 1775 and 1812, and they with our butts both times. we do not have a farm supply problem with energy -- foreign supply problem with energy but with oil. these things have nothing to do with one another. yes, if we electrify transportation, he will ultimately need some changes to the electric grid. 75% of our electric grid goes on news that night. three studies by the national laboratories, by utilities, they all say the same thing. you could have 70% of the cars on the road be electric before you need a single new power plant. all you have to do is charged at night, and that means that you need pricing the way that businesses get it. electricity and oil are separate systems for all practical courses. -- purposes. the problem with electricity is cold. but during more% and 2% of our electricity comes from oil. the big problem -- and natural class -- natural gas is cleaner, and ultimately we want to move away from natural gas to some extent. reasons. for some time if you're substituting natural gas for coal you're doing a good thing from

the lab pulled his dna off of the cigarette. >> in this case analyzing the saliva on the cigarette buttook only a day. >> dna was collected and subsequently matched by the connecticut state forensic sciences lab, confirming that thomas was the east coast rapist. >> that's when we all learned that we had these connecting cases through dna. >> thomas is being held on $1 million bail and expected to undergo a psych evaluation. he faces multiple charges, including rape and sexual assault and is due in court on monday. as a news conference on saturday, new haven police said although information developed quickly here over the last week, investigators worked tirelessly for years pursuing this case. back to you, jenna. >> richard, thank you. >>> up next on "today" what do kids really do when faced with a bully? our hidden cameras show parents the truth about how their children react. that's right after this. uth how uth how right after this. ay at . while a body in motion tends to stay in motion. staying active can actually ease arthritis symptoms. but if you have arthritis, staying active can

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