♪ ♪ in my butt ♪ you wanna do it in my butt? ♪ ♪ in my butt ♪ you wanna do it in my butt? butt, okay ♪ ♪ i will give you what you need ♪ ♪ all i want is your big, fat "c" ♪ ♪ give it to me, if you please ♪ ♪ give it to me, if you please ♪ ♪ what what in the butt ♪ i said what what in the butt ♪ ♪ i said what what in the butt ♪ ♪ i said what what in the butt ♪ ♪ i said what what - yeah! - i haven't heard a song that gay since justin bieber's last single. samwell is right, america's obsessed with ass. and who can blame us? when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. that's just basic science. the heiny's the most important part of the human body. you can sit on it, spank it, kick it, poop out of it, even make love to it. whenever i wanna take a trip down the hershey highway, i tell the ladies it's more environmentally friendly. the back door is nature's condom. go green, girls. the only real drawbacks to butt pirating are dingleberries, and the hiv. oh, and that stench. you can't cover that up with a vanilla scented candle.

this man is named tom butt, butt with two ts. if part of your mind is permanently 8 years old like mine is, the fact that his name is tom butt is a constant source of delight when tom butt is in the news. if that is your last name and you choose a life that's going to keep you in the public eye, having a giggle-inducing last name like that is probably both a blessing and a curse. i mean, sure, just like they have since elementary school, people make fun, they point it out to their friends when they see your name, but it's also a very memorable name. they also remember your name. when you're running for public office people remembering your name is a really important thing. i would say name recognition in this case is an asset but his name is mr. butt, so i don't want to say asset. sorry. in any case, nobody has to call him mr. butt any more because now what you should call him is mr. mayor. last night, against all the odds in the world, tom butt was elected mayor of richmond, california, working class, blue collar city just north

to butte. to get one of these. >> yeah.heers. >> uh-huh. >> butte was a copper boom town in the late 1800s and later grew into montana's fifth largest city. >> it's just a really good town, blue collar town with a lot of history with the mines. people working hard, people playing hard. people eating hard. a lot of good food here. it's great people, great attitudes. >> like many montana natives, much of rob's childhood was spent outdoors. >> a lot of skiing, a lot of snowboarding, hunting when it's time to hunt. fishing. good mountains for hiking. outdoor type stuff. shooting. >> how old were you when you first fired a gun? >> i was probably 13, maybe 12 or 13. right around the time my dad and i started hunting. you have to be a certain age but i could go hunting. >> once he was old enough, hunting trips with his father became a favorite past time. >> we go at it. we go out every chance we have. every weekend and then, you know, permission was given during the week. >> after high school graduation, rob didn't really know wha

what's it like coming back to butte? >> it's always great coming back to butte. sitting up on the hill, big m, just a great home feeling. this is home. this is where i grew up. everything's so familiar. it hasn't really changed in 20 years. >> so where are you taking me? >> we're going into the freeway for what's called a job. this is the first stop, every time i fly in, i come right here. i drove into bozeman, i check everyone saying we're going to get chops. they know what we're thinking. >> this is exactly what we need. thank you. >> this is your favorite sandwich in the world. >> in the world, yeah. this is the reason to come home. is to butte, is to get one of these. cheers. >> mm-hmm. butte was a copper boom town in the late 1800s and later grew into montana's fifth largest city. >> a really good town, a blue collar town, you've got a lot of history with the mines, the people working hard, people playing hard, people eating hard, a lot of good food here. it's great people, great attitudes. >> like many montana natives, much of rob's childhood was spent outd

that that reduce the waste in the environment so in the guitars and in the parks there's cigarette butts all over the place so this is the environmental waste we see all the time and finally, i'd like to say that i hope you support in project i think it is a necessary part of growing a business in this area and the vacant shops and vacancies attract nor vandalism and give kids an opportunity to get into trouble rather than having those spaces occupied by local businesses thank you for your time. >> thank you. >> good afternoon, commissioners i'm ron lee i have been working in the community of san francisco for many, many years i'm here to port mr. blake lee i think it's a wonderful project we video a difference city i think that we should welcome the diversity of business i'm a member of the fitness 24 on ocean avenue and when i go to the gym to work out there's vacant stores there's no way to have ocean avenue with a bunch of vacant stores and so many businesses have failed on this street it's important that we accept the diversity and blake he's a great man and trying to raise a family

. >> they want two years like the last four years where we just butt heads and butt heads and butt heads. you know, somehow i think no matter what we do we're going to get butt heads. (laughter) but-- (cheers and applause) but mitch mcconnell, senator mitch mcconnell, come on, who better to bring the gridlock to a merciful end than the guy who has been blocking the box for six years. >> are you trying to get-- (laughter) so let's just say the gop's message of civic optimism doesn't resonate. let's say the voters don't take to it. what's the backup plan. to get republicans to power who will desperately only govern when they have. >> voter i.d. law will be in force. >> the law could prevent more than 600,000 registered voters in texas from voting in person. >> more than 400,000 eligible voters would have to travel three hours or more to the nearest government office issuing i.d.s. >> yes, the party that never met a gun purchase restriction they thought was not onerous wants to make sure no one ever walks to a school and unlaerbs a wanton spray of ballots. now bear in mind-- (laughter) >> i

five years ago, i never made a butt bigger.panties are up 47% in the last six month compared to last year. put my butt on. nice and soft. one wasn't enough. going with two. no kidding, they really work. boom, boom. now let's see if anyone notices ♪ i like big butts a big booty even i can enjoy for a day. who can get enough of sir mix-a-lot? let's hear that again. it might be my life's anthem. >> sara haines knows every word to the song. >> i do. but die -- i do that in private parties. these are the booty pop panties. you can get them. feel them. i have two pairs in. one wasn't popping enough, if you know what i mean. >> isn't it crazy? >> this is for bike riding. very comfortable. >> that's not what they're thinking with this, amy. this is for a night out, or you can ride a bike with. >> you have two pairs on? >> i have two pairs on. >> this is all natural. >> i really am embracing it now. >> that was my nickname in college was bubble butt. which came in handy on the basketball court. >> absolutely. >> when you have legs like

. >> no, you did not. >> i was very unsuccessful. >> you have no butt. >> i know, i have no butt. >> you know what your butt is called? your back. >> all right. the insider together with yahoo. >> have a great weekend, everyone. >> ♪ >> from the cbs broadcast center in philadelphia, this is cbs3 "eyewitness news". >> right now at 11 o'clock, arrested again. the so-called mayfair tire slasher is once again behind bars. police say he was trying to commit a similar crime. >>> good evening, i'm natasha brown. thanks for joining us. this is a story that you saw first on three. david toledo made headlines two years ago when he was arrested for multiple tire slashings in mayfair and this time police say he was caught trying to vandalize a septa vehicle. "eyewitness news" reporter matt rivers was the first to break this story for us. he's live at northeast detectives. he's got the latest details. matt. >> reporter: natasha, david toledo never admited to being the mayfair tire slasher but now he has a whole new set of charges he's facing after police say he allegedly committed a crime in fron

getting butt shots. and now -- second to ben's point. second to been's point. that's too much butt. about, policing black and brown body, you have standard what is too much? >> i didn't say that. the size of her butt was too big. >> hold on. >> one more thing. >> hold on. wait a minute. mr. postman. one at a time. i got ten second. hurry. >> let me say this. i swear to you, mark, when i saw the picture, race never came into my mind. when i saw that picture. this has nothing to do with race. >> it is about race. >> it's not about race. >> it's about class. it's about why do you need to expose your behind to be famous? what message does this send to little girls. talk about body conscious. and then you wonder why you have 6-year-old girls twerking and shaking their behinds. >> mark, got to say this. mark, too much booty in the pants. see youlater. we'll be right back. alka seltzer heartburn reliefchews. enjoy the relief. i'm sure you know what this meeting is about. yes, a raise. i'm letting you go. i knew that. you see, this is my amerivest managed... balances. no. portfolio. and if

is the new mayor's name mayor butt, mayor doody, mayor snott or mayor fart? you might need to grow up. >> steve, do i have to grow up and is she correct? >> let's check the segment from wednesday. >> if part of your mind is permanently 8 years old like mine is, the fact that his name is tom butt is a constant course of delight. >> yes, the mayor butt was elected this week. the answer is a, and laura anne gets another one right. >> the best was when you called it an asset. >> i wrote it into the script. i was like oh, i can't use, oh, i'll say it anyway. >> genius. >> one last question. yesterday's show, we learned that yet another state legislature flipped from democratic control to republican control, but this one happened a day after the election. when the results came in on election night, the particular state senate was tied half republican, half democrat. but when on wednesday, one democratic state senator switched parties, thus giving the republicans of the senate in his state. in which state did this party-switching state senator give the republicans c

>> butt what is err. >> good! >> butt blaster. >> so it shows you whole series.argeted. like just you want this, use the bands. >> no potty talk. here is the thing, you also say these work, too? >> just doing anything at speed will up the calorie burn, up the intensity. you can keep it in 30 minute time window. just work little harder for short periods, high intensity intervals. >> all you trainer come to people, you say we can have this in our house, right? >> absolutely. i take mine everywhere. can't take -- put it over a tree, you can throw this over bars at playgrounds, your kids playgrounds, also put it in a doorway, close the door, and use that support. so just doing chest press, these are pull ups, just do suspension training, which is basically like pull up. do crazy upper body work out very easily, very quickly. >> let's put those over like the top of it, would go over a tree? >> yes. you can thread it through itself. >> oh, like were you tying a shoelace, right? >> like would you tie it on there. >> yes, you ends up tying it on, there but actually more

treating a celebrity's butt like an achievement. is more useful than a butt the size of a bean bag chair. the world is bad enough without your in-says september whining. shut up about your precious feelings. turkey jerky. imagine how a cow feels knowing you're choosing that dry ugly bird. and for people like me having an opinion on everything didn't mean my opinion is indeed necessary and sometimes it's just better if i shut up. >> let's go away taround the table. >> on that note. >> a people annoy you mainly on planes.>> on that not. >> a lot of people annoy you mainly on planes. >> since you've given us permission to complain, this happened for me earlier this year. i was on a plane, small one. like two seats on one side, one on the other. and this woman got on with a bag full of sunflower seeds. and she ate the sunflower seeds one by one. that was horrible. i didn't like her. i don't like it when -- it's usually men that have the caffeine leg shapes. you're trying to read and all you can see is this leg popping up and down. drive

sanchez he's been the butt of many jokes since but who's laughing now. won three of his four starts. >> ran into some guy's butt and dropped the ball on the turf and they scored. i don't know if it gets -- this was like my favorite holiday. so it's really a bummer. game plan was try not to do that and we accomplished it. >> he looked good yesterday. >>> in other nfl news ray rice has been reinstated from his suspension. rice is free to sign with any team in the league. the former baltimore ravens running back won his appeal today. rice was originally suspended only two games but the nfl later punished him again with an indefinite suspension when video surfaced of rice hitting his then fiancÉe at revel casino. the nfl accepted the judge's ruling today and rice is a free agent. >>> penn state plays their final regular season game tomorrow and it will be a special senior day considering these kids stuck it out and stayed despite the scandal, sanctions and coaching changes. penn state plays ninth ranked michigan state on 6abc tomorrow afternoon at 3:30. toug

. >> and you think the league and the commissioner covered their butts? >> i think they did what they had to do for themselves. >> reporter: the nfl declined to comment on janay's account but wrote to club owners, no part of the arbitrators decision questions the commissioners honesty or integ rit nor his

butt has protested outside chevron.s largest employer and taxpayer said, the voters have spoken and chevron will work hard to find common

i'm preparing now. >> why did they get their butts kicked?d up in a ball and made sure they didn't get their butts hit hard. >> democrats? >> obama either. i don't know who voted for him. we have got nothing to do with the guy. >> why did they do that? >> because they are frightened. >> of? >> not having principle. >>. no they are frightened of his low poll numbers because most americans don't think is he doing a good job. >> poll numbers higher than the congressional poll numbers. he is at 40% congress is at 9%. head lice than congress. >> president is the leader, okay? do you know why the democrats lost? >> i don't believe he is the leader of the democratic party. >> you don't? you know is he president though, barack obama. >> i believe he has a bit of disdain for the democrats. i believe they have a disdain for him. >> i'm not going to argue with that. >> not like the clinton machine this truly was -- >> -- that's true. is he an outsider. he is not an insider. >> here is why the democrats lost. because the calo youth that watches your prog

this man is named tom butt, butt with two ts. if part of your mind is permanently 8 years old like mine is, the fact that his name is tom butt is a constant source of delight when tom butt is in the news. if that is your last name and you choose a life that's going to keep you in the public eye, having a giggle-inducing last

she showed her butt.l. >> only a body. >> were you offended by full frontal? >> i'm not offended by it. i think there is something a little bit old school in me that you must have couth and standards. >> come kardashian? a -- kim kardashian. >> now that she has a baby? >> i wouldn't want my mom naked. >> i love it. here is why. i love the hypocrisy. >> where is the hypocrisy? >> americans get offended by this when they're not offend by so many other thing that are so so fencive. >> violence in the culture. >> yes, don't curse on television. don't you show me that. but they're, the most porn, the most, you know, lewdness, look at twitter. this offend you? funny. funny. >> you said you would -- the hypocrisy. you like the hips. >> ha-ha. >> a funny guy. >> thank you, chris. keep my night job as an anchor. thank you, chris, alyson. >> good to see you. >> i could go either way on it, don't kid yourself. >> we will be right back. - ( helicopter whirring ) - ( roars ) ( siren wails ) ( pop music playing ) ♪ whe

booty, a man's butt. it was more important -- i'm serious.y was more important than drinking water. i like booty. >> johnson went on to tell our crew how he used to satisfy his sexual desires, especially during the 1970s and '80s when he was most active and prison security was more lax. >> when i'd see one and he looks good to me, when i go see him, i say, you come here. i say, i'm going to tell you what. i like you and i want you. and we can do this the easy way or the hard way. so the choice is yours. and it was always yes. >> johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates. they might be asking for trouble from old-timers. >> you know, they got this thing where they sag their pants past their butt. it's a style. they call it some sort of gangster style. you know, it's sexy to us, right? but see, they wasn't prepared for this. right? so you sag your pants in here, man, somebody will be up in your butt, you know. and it's just that simple. >> johnson even let the "lockup" crew know that when he was in his prime, they wouldn't be

a song in butte, montana.y were concerned at first because they're not used to being a part of it, and first was how about the safety. i had an article written for the hometown paper. there are more spectacular targets in the country than butte, montana. there is a threat somewhere, but not as big as they think but that is where they live and they're concerned. >> ubl, was it your first? >> no, and he wasibilin't my la >> if there was another target, would it be ubl? >> probably baghdadi from isis. when they put boots on the ground they'll get him. >> al qaeda has turned into isis. it doesn't matter what they call it, you know, it's -- but yeah, baghdadi would be a good one, i personally would like to get the guy that's cutting guys heads off. >> the original al qaeda no longer exists? >> i think they just put the name on it, whatever it is, because they're spread all over the place. >> never let him down. >> nobody will believe me. there you go, right for the stours. >> you talk about your parents, i had the

you don't see things like butt pirates and all of that. if you are going to make gay puns you shouldn't be called packer. he is being ironic. you are actually being an embarrassment. to the girl who said over $100 million to have anal -- 8 national sex? dartmouth over the years will cost $4 million. >> do you expect more from liberals or expect less? >> i expect this. one thing that didn't come out, you mess with the bull you get the horn. you tangle with rick perry you are lucky you don't get a kick to the face. she a man's man. if it were to answer the question you posed before, any kind of democrat if it were hillary clinton or barack obama or pelosi they would burn it down and then have meetings about dialogue and diversity just because. they would want us to have a dialogue to talk about these things and then they would realize they weren't doing anything worth while. >> do you really think they would eventually realize that? >> they would not. i got lost in my own. >> don't stunts like this hurt the cause of the people that do them?

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i ran into some guy's butt and dropped the ball on the turf and they scored.t know if it gets -- i mean that's like my favorite holiday, so that's not cool. it's really a bummer. but, you know, the game plan was try not to do that and we accomplished it. >> there's mccoy. he got the first down. >> yeah, he did a little better than that. the eagles beat dallas, 33-10, to claim sole possession of first place in the nfc east. >>> an australian lawyer is into the holiday spirit in a big way. david richards assembled the largest christmas light display in history. guinness world records confirmed the accomplishment. richards used nearly 1.2 million l.e.d. lights in creating what looks like three giant wrapped christmas gifts. he used 370 miles of light strings. i don't want to know what his bill is. >>> coming up on this friday morning, your shopping preview. i'm anne-marie green. this is the "cbs morning news." did you get chips for the party? nope. (ding) cheese plate? cheese plate. no, i made something better. you used the oven? boom. pillsbury crescents. make t

no slapping a girl on the butt.nything like that. >> i do feel there is a lot of pressure from other guys that say no. >> reporter: for the few on campus that cross the line, it will take more than sex abuse education to change risky behavior. >> whatever video they watch is not going to change how they are going to act because the guys acting like [bleep] are going to stay [bleep]. if you are going to act like a gentlemen, you will stay a gentleman. >> reporter: uc berkeley is under federal investigation for the way they handle sexual assault allegations by their students. they announced a system wide effort to combat sex crimes including mandatory training for all faculty and staff. the new standards are supposed to be in place by next summer. >> yeah. you know. it is a serious problem, these sexual assaults on college campuses around the country. but can you really legislate something like this? yes means yes? how do you know she said yes? how do you prove it? unless you have it on your phone or a recorder or som

we're warmed up reasoned to go and we'll kick their butts. >> great setup.a big game. >> watch philadelphia get into dallas and kick some good cowboys butt. let's go! >> eagle power, baby! that's what i'm talking about. >> can i say that on tv. >> looking back, sunday may be a mid season game that are few people remember when all the passion in the world is focused on the very same week. >> dallas game is not just a super bowl for us but it's everything. >> reporter: with team that has won eight games one of the best records in the nfl, just seeing them snap the ball this year is all some fans carry about. >> e-a-g-l-e-s! >> reporter: especially those first timers. >> at the lingering, steve patterson, cbs-3 "eyewitness news". >> all right. it was a great game. now thousands of people they also hit the streets of philadelphia today for the city's 21st annual marathon. in the end dan, from massachusetts crossed the finish line first with an unofficial time of about two hours 17 minutes. meantime leo narah, had the fastest women time two hours and 40 minutes.

i've gotten my butt kicked a few times in my life. i know what it is to be hit. those kind of thing don't really scare me. >> ups and downs of your career? >> you know, when you pray at night, what do you pray for? to help your and your family. you know, that's what it's about to me. so i'm very protective of my family. >> yeah. the ups and down in your career don't scare you because you -- >> no, that i don't care about really. career -- like when -- when i went through the breakup with my wife, all i really cared about was raising my boys. had nothing to do -- what good is it to have 100 hit movies but your kids are idiots? you know what i mean? there was nobody there to -- if they want to show something they drew in school or there to pick them up if they fall, that's the most important stuff. you know, just to be there for them, to teach them, to raise them, to listen to them. that -- that's what i care but i would always tell my kids, you know -- they weren't even kids anymore. they were in their early teens. they would see me at the lowest lows because noth

it was a texas side butt whooping no other way to say it. eagles knock the cowboys down to size and made them look like turkeys. highlights on the way. first, fox 29 "game day live" analyst darwin walker puts thanksgiving in perspective. >> every year we sit around the table and we tell what we're thankful. this year i'm thankful as always for great parents and great family. my wife and three wonderful kids. happy thanksgiving, everyone. ♪ >> just like last year winner goes to the play off, loser goes home. another year another game in dallas to see who was the real deal. it wasn't that close. eagles start the game with drives 80 and 88 yards mark sanchez first rushing touchdown in three years and the eagles lead seven to nothing. sanchez to the rookie jordan matthews. continues to come on strong. his seventh td of the year. four in the last five week. jeremy maclin had never had a thousand yard receiving season. eight catches for 108 yards and continues to make a push for come back player of the year. the defense showed it would not back do

"new york times" should stick to high bro culture, no butts about it.it for this edition of "media buzz." hope you're enjoying your thanksgiving weekend. check out our facebook page. go to our home page as well. we are back here next sunday 11:00 and 5:0 >>> i'm chris wallace. fallout from ferguson. officer darren wilson resigns. but the grand jury's decision to bring no charges in the shooting death of michael brown leaves a community and a country divided. we'll discuss the facts of the case and whether an indictment was warranted with attorneys on both sides. from police officer darren wilson's legal team, neil bruntrager and from the family of michael brown, daryl parker. president obama appeals for calm while the streets

balancing a champagne glass. >> are you happy with your picture of your butt? today. >> just because you can do it doesn't mean you should. >> then her butt through the years. does this lost photo proof she paid for her junk in the trunk? >> guess how much it's reportedly insured for. >> $10 million? >> keep going. >>> breaking couples news. mark