dave: were you in a car show ? marcus: yeah, me and my car guys. go, it's a car show. ( record scratching ) dave: what's this little thing between you and i here. marcus: oh, this ? this is my trophy. i strap it up just like i strap myself up, your honor. it's got its own little seat belt right in the back. ebenau: that is true, sir. i saw that in the back seat, strapped with the seat belt on. dave: so that had a seat belt on, but he didn't. ebenau: right. marcus: this wasn't getting out of the car. i was ! now, your honor, i'm gonna take you through the beginning of time here. dave: the beginning of time ? marcus: since the beginning of time, men have been trying to impress women. this is early man right here with a wheel. he built a wheel, your honor. he must have knew already, since the beginning of time, he was gonna be ridin', all right ? next, your honor... ebenau: need help with that ? marcus: no, you've helped enough. next, your honor, we have frontier man, all right ? dave: what year is that supposed to be ? marcus: this is early 1800s. lo