in his most recent column at "the miami herald" author carl hiaasen noted the shortcomings of governorlan, saying, quote, the governor's pee, in the cup mandate does not apply to the one bunch that whizzes away more tax dollars. i saline up all 160 of them for a patriotic whiz fest at the capitol clinic. you think more than 2.5% might test positive? let's find out. i'll pay for it out of my own pocket. joining me for the interview, columnist carl hiaasen, bestselling author and the one person i most wanted to talk to about this tonight. thank you for being here. >> hi, rachel. how are you? it's a great night in florida, by the way. >> i was really worried that might spread and that you couldn't say hello to anybody from south carolina without them saying that back to you. that would be cause for a new civil war. in terms of your offering to pay for state lawmakers to be drug tested, any reaction so far? anybody thinking about taking you up on it? >> i heard that two of them had agreed to do it so that only leaves i think 158 more. i'm holding my breath. >> what is the justification for