- casey allen, that sounds like a real interesting character. - his name was casey allen? - yes, he started out as a conductor, and his train went from san fransisco to los angeles, and on his very first day he got into a big argument with a lady passenger. she wouldn't buy a ticket for cleveland! - well, why.... why should she? cleveland is in ohio! - well, maybe now, but that day cleveland was right there on the train sitting on his mother's lap! (canned laughter) - oh, "cleveland" was a little boy's name. - yes, and she wouldn't buy him a ticket because he was underage. she said he was so young he couldn't even speak yet. - oh, and casey wouldn't believe her? - well, not at first, but cleveland talked him into it. (canned laughter) - well if the kid couldn't speak, how could he talk casey into it? - then they made casey an engineer. - just in time, too. (canned laughter) - they were always on time, except when a cow was standing on the tracks. - oh, that sort of delayed them? - well, for two hours. - oh, for two hours. - the cow was very heavy, and they couldn't move he