alla charlie sheen. >> maybe it's an inside/outside game being played.ike i said before, we all know that this isn't going to happen. you've got rand paul and ted cruz, who are, as you said, rivals, potentially, for 2016. of course rand paul is going to say ted cruz is an adult buffoon and what he's doing is never going to happen. but he's speaking the truth. so i am -- i am less concerned about the intermeshing battles within the republican party than i am about the impact it will have on the country. >> on the nation. >> right now we're looking at the short-term problem of a government shutdown. if a continuing resolution isn't passed by october 1st. coming up, almost immediately after that -- >> 18th of october. >> yes, is the dead ceiling. and they're also trying to tie lifting the nation's borrowing limit to defunding obamacare. and i'm telling you right now, i make this prediction, and i'm not happy about it. the government is going to shut down, and i hope i'm wrong. >> i disagree, martin. >> oh, you do? it's not going to happen? >> you know why?

government -- >> do you remember charlie sheen when he was kind of going crazy?> we had a victory today for the american people. >> i think we are winning and i'm not on any drugs. >> this is playing with fire. >> i want to commend house conservatives. >> obamacare is dead! ♪ i know you want it ♪ >> the bill, which has no chance of surviving. >> many senate republicans have promised to leave no stone unturned. >> i will do everything possible -- >> filibuster? >> yes. >> once the republicans cannibalize each other. >> this is a question that should be directed to mr. john boehner. >> i want to commend speaker boehner. >> the house has listened to the american people. >> you don't have to threaten to blow the whole thing up just because you don't get your way. ♪ >> a funny thing happened on the way to the republicans' 42nd vote today to defund the affordable care act, something that any writer of a comic farce would have struggled to imagine. >> yes, speaker boehner being warmly applauded by his fellow republicans at their forum in washington. his cynical decision

. >> the intense battle with charlie sheen and the people who make "anger management." >> selma claims her complaints about charlie's work ethic led to this dramatic confrontation. >> you are terminated. >> probably wasn't that dramatic. but she got the ax. >> they're all sitting there waiting for charlie in his trailer to memorize his lines and she starts ragging on him to the crew saying, what are we doing here? >> in charlie's defense, that show has very complicated jokes that take time to get it right. but look at the results. >> feel like there's an elephant in the room. could be under all those clothes. >> not every cable show is "breaking bad." anyhow, sources tell us selma was on the choppingore her smack talk. >> what i'm told is they were going to write her out of the show. when she did that, they accelerated the phase-out. >> right. besides, charlie deserves extra time to learn his lines, he's a busy guy with the skeezer banging and the loch ness hunting and that crack ain't going to smoke itself but regardless of why selma was actually fired, we've learned an importa

it's like charlie sheen [ bleep ]. if you are going to lose a race, go out in spectacular fashion like this race car driver in the netherlands. this is at a rally there. a porsche 964. >> oh! what? >> did he try to turn? what happened? >> good question. here it is in slow motion. the driver and co-driver come around the corner. he approaches it barrier. you can see the smoke pour off the wheels. it indicates full wheels. he can't make the turn and goes straight into the barrier. they roll it over into the water. >> down in the water. >> right. >> it's stuck in there. >> the driver and co-driver, uninjured in this wreck. people did jump in and get them out. >> unbelievable. >> the only speculation what caused this is maybe a stuck throttle. here, all he was able to do was jam on the brakes. >> it's like he didn't know to turn. he gunned it right to the barrier. >> despite how crazy this accident looks, the driver says the car wasn't damaged that bad and they are going to put it back together again. >> they are going to

[laughter] >> charlie sheen went to jury duty. >> in the past you've had issues with drugs.at make you more or less qualified to judge a drug case? >> if i were up on drug charges, i would want charlie sheen as my juror. >> if you were ever up on drug charges that would be awesome. >> khloe kardashian went clubbing last night. the game actually instagrammed a

. >> the intense battle with charlie sheen and the people who make "anger management." >> selmaher complaints about charlie's work ethic led to this dramatic confrontation. >> you are terminated. >> probably wasn't that dramatic. but she got the ax. >> they're all sitting there waiting for charlie in his trailer to memorize his lines and she starts ragging on him to the crew saying, what are we doing here? >> in charlie's defense, that show has very complicated jokes that take time to get it right. but look at the results. >> feel like there's an elephant in the room. could be under all those clothes. >> not every cable show is "breaking bad." anyhow, sources tell us selma was on the chopping block before her smack talk. >> what i'm told is they were going to write her out of the show. when she did that, they accelerated the phase-out. >> right. besides, charlie deserves extra time to learn his lines, he's a busy guy with the skeezer banging and the loch ness hunting and that crack ain't going to smoke itself but regardless of why selma was actually fired, we've learned an impor

charlie sheen was called for jury duty but he wasn't selected, which is a good thing.ast time charlie was locked up in a room with 11 strangers they were all naked and he lost his job. don't want that to happen again. when charlie arrived in court, he saw lady justice holding those scales, he immediately reached in his pocket and weighed what he had and actually went and made an angry call to his dealer. speaking of drugs, in washington state, a man gave his 4-year-old heroin.ait on it -- yes! and the son is going to be fine. he's going to fully recover. the doctor said in the meantime the 4-year-old boy actually recorded two incredible jazz c.d.'s. [applause] yes. this week, the big annual clinton global initiative went down. bonobe's bono was -- u-2's was there. women all love bono. he's a sex symbol, rights? but there's a talent you might not know about. he does impressions. take a look at this. [in clinton's voice] when i first met bono, he walked into the oval office and actually i thought it was a member of his own road crew. arsenio: spot on, right? that was ver

[laughter] >> charlie sheen went to jury duty. >> in the past you've had issues with drugs. does that make you more or less qualified to judge a drug case? >> if i were up on drug charges, i would want charlie sheen as my juror. >> if you were ever up on drug charges that would be awesome. >> khloe kardashian went clubbing last night. the game actually instagrammed a photo of them. >> i think everyone is wondering why she's clubbing with everything going on in her personal life? >> he's m.i.a. what is she going to do, sit by ph

[laughter] >> charlie sheen went to jury duty. >> in the past you've had issues with drugs.oes that make you more or less qualified to judge a drug case? >> if i were up on drug charges, i would want charlie sheen as my juror. >> if you were ever up on drug charges that would be awesome. >> khloe kardashian went clubbing last night. the game actually instagrammed a photo of them. >> i think everyone is wondering why she's clubbing with everything going on in her personal life? >> he's m.i.a. what is she going to do, sit by the phin

but charlie sheen is insane. >> he was great.the same lot, you know, and he was the star of that show so all that's really left for me is to have a complete melt down, get fired, freak out, have a roast, and then get a new show and be totally fine. >> you know, we need to get you on drugs. >> yeah, yeah. if anyone out there has drugs, jimmy thinks i should get on them. >> he has a new show. "brooklyn nine-nine" premieres tomorrow night at 8:30/7:30 central on fox. we'll be right back with malin akerman. ♪ $5 ♪ $5 footlong [ male announcer ] footlong nation rejoice! right now at subway, any regular footlong is a $5 footlong, all subtember long! subway. eat fresh. you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more. tylenol®. like dishes that don't fit in the top rack of the dishwasher. co

>> that's like charlie sheen. >> are you planning gross stuff for this youtube channel ala jackass?bet. >> what does your dating profile look like? >> i don't know how to answer that. i'll just say i'm single. >> one of our editors, brad, says "what's up"? >> kicking each other in the balls is such a great inspiration among young men. >> people come up to me and say, stevo, is there any chance you'll kick me in the balls? who am i to dash their hopes? vhs asked me to do "rock the world." i couldn't do it. i couldn't let 50 girls know how fast i [ bleep ]. >> i think it's going to become clear. >> no big secret. slow-mo always looks best. this video filmed by a guy named richie, showing us a couple of scenes in slow-mo. usually to get that effect you need a high-speed camera, the reds, the -- this is an ipho iphone 5s. >> i bet we're going to see a lot of selfies of women in cars with the wind blowing their hair. >> this is the african five-time champion and she was handed a camera. >> if you get motion sick, don't watch it. >> it's ipad give away, everybody. >> you have to be 18 yea

. >> the battle with charlie sheen make "angerle who management." >> selma claims her complaintsn.c >> you are terminated. >> probably wasn't that dramatic. ax.got the >> they're all sitting there waiting for charlie in his trailer to memorize his lines she starts ragging on him to the crew saying, what are we doing here? defense, thats show has very complicated jokes that take time to get it right. results.at the >> feel like there's an elephant in the room. could be under all those clothes. >> not every cable show is blab. "breaking bad." >> what i'm told is they were going to write her out of the show. when she did that, they accelerated the phase-out. >> right. deserves extrae time to learn his lines, he's a squeezerwith the banging and the loch ness hunting and that crack ain't smoke itself but regardless of why selma was actually fired, we've learned an lesson from all this. >> don't talk crap on the star show whether they're unprofessional and terrible or not. their back.behind >> he's got a bright future in this horrible business. have fun with that lobster, thelma! >> wh

. >> selma blair is in an intense battle with charlie sheen and the people who make "anger management" over them firing her. it seems like she has a legitimate lawsuit on her hands.

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>> it's charlie sheen [ bleep ]. >> a huge fan says what's up. >> kicking each other in the balls wasat inspiration for young men. >> oh, steve, dude, is there any chance that i can get you to kick me in the balls? who am i to not. of course i'll kick you in the balls. >> is there anything you won't do? >> a few years back the people from vh1 asked me to do "rock of love." i said i can't let 30 girls say how fast i [ bleep ]. you are crazy, if you don't subscribe to my channel. i think it's becoming clear. >> right now, yeah. >> that's it for "rtm." see you next time. >>> hello, everybody. i'm beth troutman. it's time for great videos and the stories behind them, "right this minute." >>> danger on the horizon as boaters find themselves surrounded by -- >> waterspouts. a whole mess of them. >> hear how they got out of a high pressure situation. >> our ears popped. >> two women go at it in public. a cop nearby doesn't do anything to stop it. why the fight turns into a legal one-two punch. >> mom is getting set up here because -- >> they knew mom was going to lose it. >> what sent her ri

run around the city committing crimes, drugs, meeting prostitutes, charlie sheen the game.s growing up the only time someone got killed in a video game when a frog forgot to look both ways before crossing the street. but these kids today, you know. president obama has been focussed on ria, trying to get people to care enough about the fact that they use chemical weapons to do something about it. he did an interview on 60 minutes sunday. that's a mistake. if you want to get your message out to young people. you do it like this. >> mr. president, the administration has described evidence to the american people and the world, but it hasn't shown evidence. >> keep in mind that this is not a problem that i'm looking for. i'm not looking for an excuse to engage in military action. >> the people aren't with you. >> not yet. >> mr. president, thank you for having us in today. >> i've got some wings waiting for me upstairs. >> thank you. >> there you go. >> jimmy: in other world news -- britney spears was on "good morning america" this morning to announce that she signed a deal for

in a related story, charlie sheen' emmy party was held at he air france evidence locker. [laughter and applause] oh, boy it was so much cocaine that this morning, the dog that's sniff drugs had to check into rehab. [laughter] rrggh! you all caught the emmys last night, right? you all watched? [applause] you did. highlights, hbo blew away the competition winning 27 total emmys. yes. you look hbo? classy, classy organization. they won by a really wide margin, too. it was like playing against the new york giants, it was so bad. [laughter] we got giants' fans! yes, you all watch them yesterday? giants were so lifeless yesterday, the game looked like a promo for "walking dead." it was horrible. they got to get it together. everyone loves gossip. i get a lot based on gossip but i get tired of hearing the same sold hollywood gossip about the same old hollywood celebrities. so my favorite website is canadian "tmz." i told you all about this. canadian "tmz," it reports on all of the different celebrities that live up in canada. here's a story about melissa, former star of canada's

s" prime time premier week with charlie sheen's long lost lesbian daughter on "two and a half men." >> plus, plus size rebel wilson in a hula outfit, twerking. >> what is your best move? >> just drop it low and shake it. >> my goodness. >> now "entertainment tonight," the worldwide leader in entertainment news. president clinton's new insight into hillary's possible run for the white house. as nancy gets invited to his global initiative. hi, everyone. welcome to "entertainment tonight." nancy and the former president are on the way. let's get started with star couples in crisis. miley is a free woman after the big breakup with liam. now miley's free-fall gets our top story going.

. >>> charlie sheen is 48. >>> meet the actors who will star in the fifty shades of grey film and adriana performs live. for bill karins, i'm richard experience and i'm really excited about it. and i'm not going to miss it. >> it is the first morning commute with the new span of the bay bridge. it is now underway. a live look at the eastern span. it is early. >> it is looking good out there. this one opened just after 10:00 last night. and yes the celebration was on. a lot of people out there enjoying the ride, honking their horns, waving their arms and making history. just about 4:31. i'm jon kelley. >> this is the bay bridge toll plaza. we are seeing cars making their way. the lines not long right now. there are no

. >> selma blair is in an intense battle with charlie sheen and the people who make "anger managementover them firing her. it seems like she has a legitimate lawsuit on her hands. i don't think so. >> you should be able to complain and not expect repercussions. >> if i was sitting

. >> selma blair is in an intense battle with charlie sheen and the people who make "anger management" over them firing her. it seems like she has a legitimate lawsuit on her hands. i don't think so. >> you should be able to complain and not expect repercussions. >> if i was sitting there complaining about harvey openly to everyone, like "harvey's a jerk." >> christopher reid, kid, from kid n play. >> tomorrow is yom kippur. >> you ask god for forgiveness. supposed to go to all the people you've wronged and ask for forgiveness. >> must be a trying day for you. >> i'll go on the p.a. later. >> take out an ad in "variety" something like that. full-page ad in "variety." >> and now, nicole kidman, entering the carlyle hotel in new york. [screaming] where she got hit by a guy on a bike. forgot to mention that. >> there's a photog on a bike on the sidewalk where he should not be. >> and this photog was going super fast and barely slowed down, so of course, boom. >> he runs right into her and spins her around, catches her with the handle bars. >> nails her. >> why would you ride that on the

. >>> charlie sheen's first words on his giant new tv shakeup. >> the show is so much better now, i can't even tell you. >> seems really happy with the new direction of the show. charlie had reportedly fired selma blair from "anger management" in an expletive-laced text message. >> last night on leno, he said she wasn't fired, she was written ou >> too many people were excited about, still excited about the two and a half character and thinking the anger management character was a little dull. >> blowing this way out of proportion. >> that is not the case anymore. >>> new kim kardashian siting three months after baby nouri's birth, looking great in l.a. with her new blond do >> looks beautiful, channeling beyonce. i get it. but i love her brunette, the exotic, dark hair, it's just very sexy. >>> cher on david leno. >> it was good? >>> julie went under the knife on the advice of her agent. >> i cannot represent you unless you get plastic surgery to make your eyes look bigger. >>> backstage at "the talk" as sarah gilbert revealed a secret relationship from her "roseanne" days. >> i started

. >>> charlie sheen now denying screening headlines he and zac went on drug-fueled parties before efrent to rehab. today, rob lowe is coming to zac's defense tweeting, "if you only find out a person has been to rehab weeks or months after they got out, they are probably serious about recovery." true. >> rob told me just a few months ago that he is actually 23 years sober. >> the best thing that ever happened to me was embracing recovery. >>> now, this story really surprised me, martha stewart accused of dating a married man. >> ben crepe pin kirk is the man who helped build her hamptons' home. >> martha is denying it it turns out the person making the claims is ben's daughter, laura. sounds like dad and daughter have been feuding for quite a while now. she claims she saw the incident years ago but is only now coming forward. >>> new photo today, kim k in l.a. still rocking her new blonde hairstyle. i'm waiting for her to be a brunette again. she lost a lot of baby weight already. >> i know. she looks amazing. reportedly lost a megabucks weight loss deal, mario, after dedemanding more th

we're going to take a wild guess and assume charlie sheen made it to court on time. >>> he has almost jiin timberlake can ad new movie and new album to his list of accomplishments. triple threat star is on the move ready to put out his follow-up to the 2020 experience later this month. in fact, you can stream it for free on itunes right now. tonight, he's performing a free concert on the famed hollywood boulevard. so what motivates justin timberlake to keep all the wheels turning? cnn entertainment correspondent sat down one-on-one with j.t. and scored some personal scoop. >> this drive, this determination, where does that come from? >> i don't know. i guess -- i guess i got it from my mama. i don't know. i don't know. i just think -- i don't know. i've just always been that way, always been kind of -- i don't know, i grew up an only child and i've always kind of like, you know, when you grow up that way, it's like you get all the perks but you also get all the responsibility. like there's no one else to blame the vase getting broken on. >> i feel like maybe that's where creativity co

tonight, jay welcomes -- from "anger management," charlie sheen, sports broadcaster jim rome, the music now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much. thank you, thank you, thank you. well, let's see what's going on. the white house has a new slogan, "hope and let the

after she deals with the guy probably has a virus i mean there's you can easily see things that charlie sheen when he was so manic that was mania those hypomania just what that is the guy from coney that was in san diego that's mania that's where they have a media that were if you look up the coney poor gentleman who good was running around naked it's a it's a extreme. state of hyper inflated inflated mood where people become hyper verbal they become become psychotic they can think they're napoleon or jesus or is going to they throw off their clothes away or has free will they will sometimes kill themselves in that state but yes maybe it goes away in a quiet space if you can contain them and they don't hurt themselves it's usually treated with medication what do you think of the scientologists and john cruises one tom cruise told me he hates what you do when he really hates any antidepressant drugs doesn't believe in these global world doesn't think doesn't believe that anything the pill you take anything wrong i wish it were like that you know as i just said to you a few minutes ago i am i'm

. >> charlie sheen was in court tuesday, but not for anything he did wrong.reporting for jury duty. he told reporters he was possibly going to sit in for a murder trial, but he was not selected. >> news from abc's dancing with the stars, turns out that bill nye the science guy was injured. >> that's right. he tripped on monday's show. producers say he received medical attention, but he hasn't provided any other details. judges praise his spirit on the dance floor. >> look at that. >> 6:37 is your time. there's still another half hour of "good morning washington." we'll tell you were the showdown stands for a looming i was honored to serve as governor of virginia. we brought folks together in richmond to focus on creating jobs and getting results. that's the virginia way. and that's why i'm backing terry mcauliffe for governor. terry won't let ideolological battles get in the way of making progress. terry will work with democrats republicans, and independents to create jobs and move virginia forward. it's important for virginia that we elect terry mcauliffe as

it's charlie sheen's ex, brooke mueller, who is also in betty ford at this particular time. this is broo's 20th time in rehab and lindsay's sixth time. if they can keep them apart from each other, maybe the rehab thing will work for both of them. that's all. [ applause ] man, things are really heating up between bradley cooper and his new girlfriend, that british model. you don't know anything about her. she doesn't come from the pricewaterhouse family or something like that. her daddy, i don't know what she does. she's just a girl who's 20 years old. what does a 20-year-old and a 38-year-old have in common? well, that's what i thought. nothing, a little action. here goes bradley falling in love, talking about marriage and kids with suki. he's really smitten with this girl. but his mother, gloria, wants to split them up. we've talked about bradley and his relationship with his mom, gloria. gloria allegedly thinks that suki is using bradley to launch her career. duh! what does a 20-year-old care about an old man who's 38? if anything, you should talk to your son about catchin

. >> jay: i want to thank my guests -- charlie sheen, "machete kills" opens october 11th. jim rome.f course, trombone shorty. tomorrow night, hugh jackman. but jimmy fallon happening right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys doing good tonight? i can tell. it's a great new york city crowd, right there. great new york city crowd. welcome to our show. thank you for watching at home. i appreciate it. i love you too, i love you too. uh, welcome to the show. it's a big day here in new york city. everyone's very excited. everyone's talking about the primaries for mayor here in new york. it was last night. as you probably heard, anthony weiner lost the democratic primary. that's right. weiner is out. [ laughter and applause ] and this is tru

[laughter] >> charlie sheen went to jury duty. >> in the past you've had issues with drugs. less qualified to judge a drug case? >> if i were up on drug charges, i would want charlie

run around the city committing crimes, drugs, meeting prostitutes, charlie sheen the game. when i was growing up the only time someone got killed in a video game when a frog forgot to look both ways before crossing the street. but these kids today, you know. president obama has been focussed on syria, trying to get people to care enough about the fact that they use chemical weapons to do something about it. he did an interview on 60 minutes sunday. that's a mistake. if you want to get your message out to young people. you do it look this. >> mr. president, the administration has described evidence to the american people and the world, but it hasn't shown evidence. >> keep in mind that this is not a problem that i'm looking for. i'm not looking for an excuse to engage in military action. >> the people aren't with you. >> not yet. >> mr. president, thank you for having of tine daus in today. >> i've got some wings waiting for me upstairs. >> thank you. >> jimmy: britney spears was on "good morning america" this morning to announce that she signed a deal for two years of shows

. >> does anybody remember charlie sheen when he was going crazy last year?s going around jumping around saying winning, winning. we're winning. i kind of feel like that. i think we are winning. i'm not on any drugs. >> then there is the glossy profile of senator paul's mother telling vogue that the prospect of a presidential campaign feels very real and his wife sowning less enthusiastic. saying in this day and age it's mostly about character assassination when i think that they would be aiming at us and our family. yeah, that's what it's about. last month the rubios on the cover of parade. at some point i will sit down with my increasingly opinionated children and wife and we will have the conversation. then the current governors like chris christie and scott walker and andrew cuomo who want to use reelection bids to make a statement about broad appeal. >> they said it couldn't be done. new jersey was too broken and too partisan. they never met chris christie. chris christie, the governor. >> then another way to do this is pick your spots approach. that's w

. >>> charlie sheen getting his high school diploma.t he is getting one. the anger management star is one and a half credits shy of graduating when he was a teenager and he received his diploma on "the tonight show" with jay leno. >> check it out. there you have it. he has the whole deal. the cap and gown and it was presented to him. >> he said he only showed up for class 33% of the time. that's one-third of the time. >> now he has his high school diploma. >> made some money. >> college will be fun. mars, but, thanks to hotwire's incredibly low travel prices, i can afford to cross more things off my list. this year alone, we went to the top of the statue of liberty and still saved enough to go to texas, to a real dude ranch. hotwire checks the competition's rates every day so they can guarantee their low prices, so we got our four-star hotels for half price. next up, hollywood! >> men: ♪ h-o-t-w-i-r-e, hotwire.com. ♪ >> man: save big on car rentals too, from $11.95 a day. my dna...s me. it helps make me who i am every piece is important

the person that has to clean charlie sheen's hot tub. [ laughter ] you don't want to put your hand inand you pull this out, and -- [ applause ] >> no germs. >> jay: that's actually -- now, how much would the inventor of this make? >> so this is available at every single target store. we've sold hundreds of thousands of them. >> jay: yeah? >> and the inventor is gonna make probably $75,000 this year. >> jay: wow. well, that's amazing. just a floating -- that's very good, cool. >> it's amazing. >> jay: and what is this next one? this one did not make the cut? >> this one didn't make it. sometimes people take the name of our company a little too literally. we see crazy, quirky ideas. this was invented by someone who wanted to be able to send a a signal to their partner that they were ready for love. >> jay: ready for love? >> this is called the love mat. >> jay: the love mat? >> that's it, you just unroll it, you put it right on your bed. and that sends to your special person that it's time. >> jay: it's time, really? >> it's time. [ light laughter ] >> jay: and women, what woman wouldn'

government -- >> do you remember charlie sheen when he was kind of going crazy?ad a victory today for the american people. >> i think we are winning and i'm not on any drugs. >> this is playing with fire. >> i want to commend house conservatives. >> obamacare is dead! ♪ i know you want it ♪ >> the bill, which has no chance of surviving. >> many senate republicans have promised to leave no stone

>> well, you know, frankly, stuart, this market is going to run whether it's charlie sheen and war locksas long as they like the printing press. the sentiment you're seeing is a relief rally that doesn't have anything to do with except she'll mainline into the economy is the belief. stuart: everybody knows at some point it's got to end. maybe it will taper down. everybody knows you cannot go on printing 85 billion dollars each and every month. you can't do that. >> no. stuart: are we setting up a big drop when even the slightest hint that maybe we'll pull back? >> this is like that game of musical chairs, you rem playing that in kindergarten, when you heard the teacher take the turn table. most people don't know, when they flip the needle off the turn table and the music stopped. everybody panicked for a quick second and i think we'll look to see that and japan as an example. yes, it's going to be bad when it ultimately unwinds, when? they'll keep it going as long as they can, stuart. stuart: am i right in saying that the pundits believe, janet yellen, if she's the next fed chair, that s

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