i am on a drug, it's called the charlie sheen.t's not available because if you try it once, you'll die. it comes from my grand wizard master. duh, winning! i win here and win there. now what? >> there was so much in that one-minute sound bite. >> it's amusing but -- charlie sheen has been a mess for a long time. and now he goes on social media last night after the death of debbie reynolds, her daughter had just died, carrie fisher, within 24 hours has a stroke and dies. there's all this talk about celebrity deaths this year, david bowie, george michael, and so what does charlie sheen do? he goes after donald trump and wishes that he died. >> look what he tweeted, he tweeted this after he said, the deaths of debbie reynolds and carrie fisher, dear god, trump next, please! trump next, please! trump next, please! he goes on and on and on. >> just imagine, i mean, the nice way to look to these things is to flip it. imagine if that was tweeted about barack obama or hillary clinton or anyone else. he would be accused of sexism, racism o

tom: charlie sheen is losing his relevance.be that's what this is about. >> i don't understand the impulse. when someone famous dies people responds to the tragedy and say let me name some politicians i hate and hope they die next. i strongly dislike our current president. but this man is a far it and husband. i want him out of office, i don't want him off the face of the earth. what's wrong with these people? there is something in your soul that needs fixing. tom: it's wa deeper th what i have. if i don't like someone, it doesn't mean i want them dead. >> the entire sheen family has been unhinged about the trump presidency. >> and it hasn't started yet. hillary clinton alone -- this a photo going around that shows hillary sitting in a restaurant. do we have that photo? there she is. sitting there reading her emails -- how appropriately, on a cell phone. i don't know which cell phone, but one of her cell phones. is she going away? this was someplace out in the boonies? >> i have state children. i saw that photo and i thought th

[laughter] when charlie sheen does a mountain of coke, charlie sheen does a mountain of coke.how sarah jessica parker has to put on her make-up. [laughter] all right, now it's time for a hula hoop world record. [cheering] that is pretty impressive. why do you own a hula hoop? [laughter] it's good to see the guys from korn staying busy. [laughter] when you're done, you might want to mow your driveway. [laughter] they have grass for a driveway. that's pretty inspiring. i think it's time for another "i'm better than you, na-na na-na boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo." stop! stop! stop! that was seven men going through one flaming hoop 4 1/2 times. na-na na boo-boo. we did have a couple practice runs that didn't go so smoothly, thanks to our weakest link, dr. jim. [shouting] [laughter] in case you're keeping score, here is the second ibex to appear on tosh.0. [ibex spits] hey, say it, don't spray it. - [speaking native language] [ibex brays] [man continues talking] [ibex brays] [man talking] [ibex brays] [man talking] [ibex spits] [laughter] - don't be so quick to judge,

well, you may be surprised just a navy wife said relax charlie sheen donald trump is going to be nextresident of the united states of america. finally sheen's tweet was gary andrew's pick for today in pomposity. most pompous thing charlie sheen invoking the name of god while asking to take the life of donald trump. ironic much? good one, gary, chill out a little. we don't get to day of pomposity until later in the show. trust me, we have good ones. keep them coming to @ ed henry now. that is tonight's twitter storm. tonight u.s. led delivering air strikes against targets in mostly. have we seen it before? will it really make a difference? lieutenant colonel oliver north is here. actress debbie reynolds passed away a day after carrie fisher died. larry king take one. directv now. stream all your entertainment! anywhere! anytime! can we lose the 'all'. there's no cbs and we don't have a ton of sports. anywhere, any... let's lose the 'anywhere, anytime' too. you can't download on-the-go, there's no dvr, yada yada yada. stream some stuff! somewhere! sometimes! you totally nailed that budd

only protesting on weekends and after 5:00. >> so you said speak of martin sheen the father of charlie sheen't going to sway anyone. it is bad enough a lot of liberals look at martin sheen and really think he was a former president? i am now starting to think he thinks he used to be president. >> absolutely. and in today's world he might as well be the president. who cares? he raised a heck of a kid in charlie so we have to take him seriously. >> emilio seems okay. >> i love emilio. "men at work" is a great film. >> p it went to the house trump would be elected anyway. that's why this is so stupid. >> we have to start the healing process and real estate -- that realize that donald trump is going to be the president. >> an electorat from maine said he would cast his ballot for bernie sanders instead of hillary. >> we can't have people making their own decisions. it would crumble the whole democracy. >> i don't hate the idea that's for sure. >> the hacked e-mail. if we are going to retaliate against russia you want evidence. >> i would be interested in that. i think the government should be ve

and actor charlie sheen giving best twitter.tion. you cannot make this one up. sheen writes. this come on ted cruz in four years we can unseed this guy you bring the awesome i will bring the winning. a picture of martin sheen as president, bartlett in that tv show the west wing. he writes glad to see charlie sheen embracing conservative principles but americans just rejected another political "duck dynasty." and this comes, of course, after charlie sheen sent out that tweet this week basically calling for the death of president-elect trump. >> probably trying to recover. >> maybe a bit presumptuous cruz would be the vice president. >> what did he use? >> cheetah blood. >> you can beat tiger blood. >> just five minutes -- five seconds inside his head will kill you. >> can't beat tiger blood. >> coming up on the show counting down the top political sound bites of 2016. who could forget this one? >> having said all of this, why aren't i 50 point ahead you might ask? >> aaron mcpike with the hits and misses of the year. >> new year'

. >>> charlie sheen china, new car sales in november mark the sixth consecutive month of double-digit growth on the back of government stimulus measures. that has already brought the total for this year to a new record high with one month remaining. the country's association of automakers says manufacturers sold nearly 3 million cars in the country in november. that's up 16.5% from a year earlier. sales of small cars continued to soar thanks to tax breaks and demand for sport utility vehicles remained strong among people looking for upgrades. as a result, total sales for the 11 months through november came to almost 25 million vehicles. >> translator: growth for 2016 as a whole will likely top 10%. even if sales fall in december. >> but some people in the industry have expressed concern that sales growth might slow down sharply in 2017. as a reason they cited the termination of government tax breaks at the end of this year. >>> let's check on markets now. tokyo stocks did open lower this morning. many investors are booking profits from recent gains and the a stronger yen, that's also

. >> if you are anything, would you rather be the charlie sheen of aides? -- of aids?> do you want people to stay in bad marriages? >> yeah. fix it. >> if you are in a boat that's going awry, you can still save it, just kill robert de niro. kennedy: what if your marriage goes below 50 miles an hour. >> i'm writing down all the suggestions. >> i'm with four married people, that's rare. kennedy:at the seminar this summer we'll be 8 married people. thank you for making this extraordinary. all the collectiveisits you ma to the show, you made it so much better. you get a call from a charity and you donate because you are a sucker. but how much of your money goes to the people who need it. the numbers may may yo there's a denture adhesive that holds strong until evening. fixodent plus adhesives. just one application gives you superior hold even at the end of the day fixodent. strong more like natural teeth. g new cars. you're smart. you already knew that. but it's also great for finding the perfect used car. you'll see what a fair price is, and you can connect with a truecar

you raised charlie sheen. >> emilio eggs -- emilio eggs -- estevez. >> they think -- they really are passionate about this and they believe this is going to happen. >> i am grateful somebody explained the electoral college and why it exists. don't we wonder that no matter what candidate you are voting for. i know my kand -- candidate will lose the popular and win the electoral. then people said the electoral is cool. or let's repeal the whole thing. >> we heard we must abolish the electoral college. >> it is a whole holier than thou mentality of the where were you when the election was happening? chelsea handler and lena -dunham and all of those who threatened to go to canada they are still there. >> they are rich and they said they would go so why wouldn't lena go to paris for awhile and it would be cool. at least she would have -- she would stand by her word. >> remember madonna said she would give action to everybody who voted for hillary? still waiting for that. you didn't hear about that one? [bleep] that kind of action. >> are we talking 87 madonna or current madonna? >> she wo

. >> if you are anything, would you rather be the charlie sheen of aides? -- of aids?in bad marriages? >> yeah. fix it. >> if you are in a boat that's going awry, you can still save it, just kill robert de niro. kennedy: what if your marriage goes below 50 miles an hour. >> i'm writing down all the suggestions. >> i'm with four married people, that's rare. kennedy:at the seminar this summer we'll be 8 married people. thank you for making this extraordinary. all the collective visits you made to the show, you made it so much better. you get a call from a charity and you donate because you are a sucker. but how much of your money goes to the people who need it. the numbers may may you think twice before you open up your heart and your wallet. achoo! (snap) achoo! (snap) achoo! achoo! (snap) (snap) achoo! achoo! feel a cold coming on? zicam cold remedy nasal swabs shorten colds with a snap, and reduce symptom severity by 45%. shorten your cold with a snap, with zicam. tit's what's inside the person insidwho opens it. give ancestrydna, the simple dna test that can reveal t

. >> if you are anything, would you rather be the charlie sheen of aides? -- of aids? in bad marriages? >> yeah. fix it. >> if you are in a boat that's going awry, you can still save it, just kill robert de niro. kennedy: what if your marriage goesel 50 miles an hr. >> i'm writing down all the suggestions. >> i'm with four married people, that's rare. kennedy:at the seminar this summer we'll be 8 married people. thank you for making this extraordinary. all the collective visits you made to the show, you made it so much better. you get a call from a charity and you donate because you are a sucker. but how much of your money goes to the people who need it. the numbers may may yo kennedy: holiday season is the time for giving. and you are such a giver. december is one of the busiest months for charities to raise money. do you wonder how many of your donation dollars get to those you are trying to help? if you don't, you should. it might not be a lot and it's less than you think. william lajeunesse joins me from glorious los angeles with a breakdown. hi, william. reporter:

. >> if you are anything, would you rather be the charlie sheen of aides? -- of aids?t people to stay in bad marriages? >> yeah. fix it. >> if you are in a boat that's going awry, you can still save it, just kill robert de niro. kennedy: what if your marriage goes below 50 miles an hour. >> i'm writing down all the suggestions. >> i'm with four married people, that's rare. kennedy:at the seminar this summer we'll be 8 married people. thank you for making this extraordinary. all the collective visits you made to the show, you made it so much better. you get a call from a charity and you donate because you are a sucker. but how much of your money goes to the people who need it. the numbers may may yo jackie: as an 18 year old, i let my mistakes kind of take over my life. i was point-five credits away from completing high school and i didn't do it. angela: i got pregnant and i was the main one working so, i did what i had to do to survive. jocelyn: sentía que la escuela no era para mí. karim: most of my family they never graduated high school or even let alone go to colle

during the campaign but they are scraping the bottom of the barrel here with the hot lips we and charlie sheen'sey are essentially, maybe i employ the japanese soldiers on the pacific island in the 1950s fighting world war ii. it is over. get over it. it is over. you are a working actor? >> you brought it to an end. >> you lost everything on red," including self respect but the upside this is the first time most these people have done film in decades so it was good to see them age gracefully. >> noah looks pretty good. >> he was 12. >> but you call these people washed up, i don't think that is night, they are not beginning to stop maybe "born," and he will not stop writing the things he has an ironclad contract to produce 13 more. >> he is what you call the camouflage beta male. feel sore for me and he tried to get laid off of it. >> it is alarming to me they make this video because we saw based on the election that people don't care what celebrities tell you to do they are like the cat callers of political discourse. baby, shake for hillary and shake the specific face of voting for trump. ameri

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. >> putting perry in charge of the department of energy is like putting charlie sheen in charge of your pornography. we know what is going on. but this is refreshing. because it has operated so long that the dorm rooms were heated by magical thinking and folk music. this is how the world works. all of these people being tapped have some kind of link to the real world, now things are made, not how things are thought of. >> right. >> and that was a huge difference. i think that's why the left is convulsing because you see a shift from magical thinking. >> right. practicality. >>> coming up, we'll play the tape and let you understand when "the five" returns. jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack knocked over a candlestick onto the shag carpeting... ...and his pants ignited into flames, causing him to stop, drop and roll. luckily jack recently had geico help him with renters insurance. because all his belongings went up in flames. jack got full replacement and now has new pants he ordered from banana republic. visit geico.com and see how affordable renters insurance can be. what's the best wa

during the campaign, but they're scraping the bottom of the barrel here with hot lips hoolihan and charlie sheen'sit's like when they had japanese soldiers fighting world war ii. it's already over! get over it! it's over! >> tom, you're a work actor or i believe you were once a working actor. >> you brought it to an end, greg. >> yes, i do. you lost everything, including your self-respect. but this is the first time most of these people have done film in decades. it's good to see them age gracefully. >> well, you know, noah wiley looks pretty good, still, doesn't he? >> well, he was 12 in "e.r.." >> you call ed these people washed up, i don't think that's night. they're not going to stop making "bourne" movies and he's not going to stop providing themes to them. he's got an ironclad contracts. >> he's like the camouflaged beta male. like, oh, feel sorry for me, and them he tries to get laid off of it, but it never works. >> it's alarming to me they're making a video like this, because we already saw based on what happened in the election that people don't care what celebrities tell you to do. they

now we have charlie sheen coming out and basically saying dear god take donald trump next? for the conservatives. they don't have tolerance for donald trump and guess what? this is going to be inauguration for the people. >> you know what, i think it's really cute though because there are plenty of conservatives in hollywood who could have come out. 50-cent is one. kanye west might be one. jessica simpson. heck george w. bush had -- not unheard of to have celebrities. i think it's more. >> if donald trump did it, mercedes, donald trump didn't care, he wouldn't be talking about it on twitter. right? he would just keep moving about his day. he doesn't care. >> so jon stewart, barbra streisand chelsey handler, alec baldwin all promised to leave the country if he was elected president. he was elected president. they are still sticking around. when are get going to leave. >> i have no idea. if they want to they have the resources to do it. >> mercedes, as you know, i have offered them a one-way ticket. i will give them first class airfare wherever they want to do. >> i have idea