. >> host chris hardwick physically threated comedian jonah ray. >> chris: we would know who it was.down to one final game. >> walking off the show because chris hardwick is a [beep] >> one host had to make the toughest decision of his career. >> chris: we have to eliminate someone. we will find out in six months. >> find out who got eliminated tonight.

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i'm chris hardwick. we're almost out of the woods.l debate last night somehow. there hasn't been a finale this messy on a vegas stage until the raw show. one of the most shocking. shut up, that guy

i'm chris hardwick, this is "@midnight."residential debate where hairspray golup hillary clinton faced off against disappointed spaghetti burp donald trump. the candidates did not shake hands before the debate which makes sense given where trump's hands have been. oh. oh, hey, oh, hey, come on. hey.

. >> we got chris hardwick. we asked about cher claiming she's haunted by sonny bono's ghost. harvey: did cher say that? >> yeah, she's haunted by them. >> i feel like it's a very pleasant ghost to be haunted by. >> yeah, great ghost. >> he a nice guy? >> i don't know too much about him. harvey: yeah, i mean, he was very controlling when they were married and it was not a good breakup. but they made peace at the end. >> this kind of sounds insensitive but if sonny bono's ghost shows up to your house, does he show up in a ski outfit? because you know -- i'm serious. they show ghosts and they show them -- harvey: the last thing? >> yes! >> i think about that all the dyeing 80-year-old guy in a hospital bed. i want to be my best, charlie. harvey: then go kill yourself now. [laughter] >> oh, my god! harvey: i'm kidding! i'm kidding! >> this is the best version of himself? >> yeah. >> no! >> thank you, man. >> happy halloween. >> you too! [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] caption content and accuracy. visit ncicap.org] this is where the oil

i'm chris hardwick, this is @midnight. friendly skynet google announced their newest iphone competitor at a press conference yesterday. take it away, man dressed like he manages an abercrombie kids! >> today i'm excited to introduce to you a new phone made by doin google. we call it pixel. >> chris: yes! raise your weak phones in praise to your new god! pixel looks pretty cool, but there's something fishy going on. ahead of the press conference,

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i'm chris hardwick. the n.b.a.ght, and i've been informed i have to say something about it. the season kicked off with the cleveland cavaliers receiving their championship rings, making it officially the city's first title since winning 1969's most flammable river. here is a shot of that. but the big news was this year's title favorite, golden state warriors, getting blown out at home by the san antonio spurs. i'm being told i just said that wrong. blown out. blown out.

i'm chris hardwick, this is "@midnight." their galaxy note 7 smartphone because they've been randomly bursting into flames like grandma falling asleep with cigarettes in her mouth. let it go. she's gone. combine a samsung with a hoverboard and discount vape pen, and you've got a great ensemble for that hip, tech-savvy millennial who loves being constantly on fire.

i'm chris hardwick. this is all the news everyone's talking about behind your back.rd presidential debate tonight between white madea hillary clinton and children's catalogue hand model donald trump. but we tape this show in the afternoon, before it aired. the good news is, we didn't have to watch it; but the bad news is, we don't know what happened. what happened! judging from past debates, they didn't discuss any real issues besides the ones that affect them directly and not, you know, the country gives a [beep] about. or a problem to be solved. so, there was no prayer at all that they talked about the one issue that's most important to me: why haven't they renamed fire ants spicy boys. this is a very important issue. [cheers and applause] >> chris: alright. this is -- this is a change.org petition. 78,000 people are calling for this. we're only half way to 150,000. do you understand if we get to a 150,000 michelle obama has to address this. we need to call ants spicy boys. [cheers and applause] >> chris: thank you. but a very real issue right now is global hacking

i'm chris hardwick, this is "@midnight." billy bush has been fired from "the today show." has been fired from "the today show." donald trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" locker room talk on a bus got billy fired from his. $3 million a year dream job. listen, where is the today show going do find another white guy with hair? i don't know what they are going to

i'm chris hardwick.ential candidate and beautiful christopher walken cosplayer, hillary clinton ( laughter ) she turns 69, which means a whole day of bill going "heh, heh, nice." ( laughter ) for us, this is a major milestone. 69 is the internet's favorite number that's not 420.

i'm chris hardwick, this is @midnight.een westworld mayor hillary clinton and self appointed obgyn donald trump. [laughing] [ applause ]

i'm chris hardwick. we're almost out of the woods. a finale this messy on a vegas stage until the raw show. one of the most shocking. shut up, that guy got really hurt. [laughter] one of the most shocking moments early on with the spelling on donald trump's name. you'll see here t

i am can chris hardwick and there is @midnight.e sexual excitement in the air it's probably because the vice presidential debate was tonight. tim kaine and mike pence, otherwise known as white guy 37 b and white guy 55 c squared off -- hold on, that's mr. belding and the dad from that

any relation to chris hardwick? >> way back. >> stephen: congratulations on "power" on starz, you guys just got picked up for your fourth whammy. >> stephen: yeah, good for you. so you're going to be a busy guy shooting that. how has your summer been so far? i know you're an athlete. you played football in georgia, right? >> i did. i'm from the south, as you are. >> stephen: i'm from south carolina, where are you from? >> i'm from atlanta, georgia. >> stephen: i've heard of it. i played some ball. i dove into the olympics this year. i thought it was awesome. course to rio, but i thought it was some of the best olympics we've had, man. >> stephen: america kicked a little ass. kicked a little ass. ( applause ) atete, what do you think ofus the show boating of usain bolt? do you think that's arrogant or do you think that's the sort of thing that's actually good for sports? >> he literally to me stephen, he runs with the joy of an eight-year-old. he's like robin williams, rest in peace, acting. he's found the child in h