>> jimmy: i want to thank kate beckinsale, chris harrison.

>> jimmy: i want to thank kate beckinsale, chris harrison.um "omega la la" is out now playing us off the air with the song "silly fathers" once again rubblebucket! good night! ♪ ♪ our silly fathers went running in the heathers our silly fathers

. >> chris harrison. and music from rubblebucket. >> being an adult boy scout is literally the only thing gayer than actually being ♪ >> hello mr. kimmel. i am a nerd. >> jimmy: yes, yes, i can see you have a nerd. you've got the grades for an ivy league scholarship. but i think you're missing out if you don't at least try for a dorm gourmand scholarship. >> a dumb moron scholarship? is. >> jimmy: no, no. dorm gourmand from target. they're giving away scholarships to all kinds of students. just click here, all right? on the website. answer a few questions into the web cam, and if you win, you'll get a microwave, a magic bullet blender, a george foreman grill and a year's supply of cereal. >> that's a lot of stuff! >> jimmy: are you ready to make a video? >> yes. >> i see you've applied for a target dorm gourmand scholarship. let's begin. salsa is both a food and a dance. if the same were true of guacamole, show us what that dance would look like. >> jimmy: show them. >> but guacamole is not a dance. >> ji

. >> chris harrison. and music from rubblebucket. >> being an adult boy scout is literally the only thing gayer >> being an adult boy scout is literally the only thing gayer than actually being sfx: sounds of marchching band and crowd cheering sfx: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering so, i'm walking down the street, x: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering just you know walking, sfx: sounds of marching bandnd and crowowd cheering d i found myself in the middle of this paradeeet, x: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering honoring america's troops. sfx: sounds of marching bandnd and crowowd cheering which is actually in tquite fitting becauseadeeet, x: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering geico has been serving e military for over 75 years. aawh no, look, i know this is about the troops and not about me. right, but i don't look like that. who can i write a letter to about this? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. ♪ >> hello mr. kimmel. i am a

tonight, kate beckinsale, chris harrison and muds frick rubblebucket.ow, here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, that's very nice. thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming out to visit. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. i -- grateful for your enthusiasm. i hope -- i know a lot of you are here on summer vacation. i hope you're having a good one. we had a little bit of rain today here in los angeles. and by a little bit, i mean we had one drop. we had exactly -- we had a rain today. [ laughter ] they were saying we might get hit by remnants of tropical ess. i'm glad we didn't, because -- it sounds like the saddest romance novel cover ever. i like they named a storm fabio. you shouldn't even name your kids fabio. fabio should not be allowed for tropical storms for the same reason the dmv rejects certain words on personalized license plates. we needed that drop of rain from fabio today. most of the country, including california, is in the middle of a severe drough

when chris harrison was here. this is what he said.an you confirm -- >> as you said, it will finally, finally be the most dramatic finale ever. after ten years of saying that. >> jimmy: he lied to my face. he lied to all of us. you expect it from a seacrest of a probst. jef, by the way, spells his name with one "f." j-e-f. the "f" thing bothered me. what happened to the second "f"? it happened that jef and the "f" broke up and i guess the "f" has a show where it's looking for love. >> jef with one "f" found his true love. and now his jilted "f" is search farg soul mate where 25 men want to win his heart. will bit duf, he have, papa smurf or al? will she fall in love? >> i'm, i'm clif, one "f." what do you say we get the "f" out of here? >> anything can happen. >> the letter, tuesdays this summer on ox. >> jimmy: too bad. that's -- that was a joint production between us and sesame street. while the sun sets on another season of the bachelorette, another season of "bar lor pad" is upon us. do you think they even drain the hot tub? this i

. >> chris harrison.rubblebucket. >> being an adult boy scout is literally the only thing gayer than actually being

>> jimmy: i want to thank kate beckinsale, chris harrison., snooki and music from joe cocker and huey lewis. this is their cd, "omega la la" is out now playing us off the air with the song "silly fathers" once again rubblebucket! good night! ♪ ♪ our silly fathers went running in the heathers ♪ ♪ our silly fathers went running in the heathers ♪ ♪ and the day is gonna start and it feels so soon too soon now come on ♪ ♪ the first light of an ancient wrinkled voice is on my eyes but i never even ♪ ♪ went to sleep we are serious never mysterious we're just a chromed-up ♪ ♪ good morning! wow. want to start the day with something heart healthy and delicious? you're a talking bee... honey nut cheerios has whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol. and it tastes good? sure does! right... ♪ wow. delicious, right? yeah. it's the honey, it makes it taste so... ♪ well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? be happy. be healthy. that's mom to you. and you should eat something that's good for you before you go outside. never! come on james.

kelly ripa and chris harrison! [cheers and applause]

. >> the men tell all, i'm chris harrison.would like to see emily [ bleep ] the love of her life? in chicago, they give grants to their friends that [ bleep ] their [ bleep ] and that's what this president has done. >> again, jimmy kimmel. love that man. i feel embarrassed that i stuck my [ bleep ]. >> you're a very clean person. >> strangest thing you've ever pleep bleep. >> strangest thing i've ever [ bleep ]. >> a shoe. >> it was a lot of talk. >> it's not a crime to [ bleep ] your wife. it's a crime if you actually kill her. >> i might [ bleep ] that's a pobltd. >> he just [ bleep ] his wife in the face. >> it is absolutely illegal to [ bleep ] coyotes. >> it is refreshing and cold it makes me [ bleep ] a little bit but it's cooling me down. >> this is according to russia's mother, okay? quote, he [ bleep ] everything. >> sara, head of the [ bleep ]. >> yeah, that's it. >> i'll open my gait so you can move along, but first you have to help me [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, s

and host of "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette," chris harrison, joins us all next on the emmy award-winning

harrison witnessed that help is on the way. >> it's hotter inside the house than outside. >> reporter: and that's the dilemma that chris moss has. he has been without power since friday night. >> who running water, no air conditioning, no refrigeration. >> reporter: with power lines down it hasn't been easy on scries. >> been running over to the neighbor's house taking showers and just trying to get through it. >> reporter: he has a generator, but that's been difficult. >> it goes through the night, but 2, 3:00 in the morning it runs out of fuel. >> reporter: chris is not just worried about his 12-year-old daughter and himself, there are others to worry about. >> it's been funny to keep the pets happy. >> there is prancer the dog and bunny. the newest addition is a young chicken that they just got eye can't believe i said yes to that. >> reporter: the chicken seems okay but not the tree in front of his house. but help is on president way. local bge workers just pulled up with crews from new york, oklahoma and alabama, giving a hand. >> it's some hope. >> reporter: still, chris is not too worn out to honor our country. >> this w

harrison within district 6. we want to keep our community together. thank you. >> thank you. following mrs. henderson will be deanne, doug, and chris. >> good morning. i am a resident of district 10. today i am here is a staff person for supervisor olague in district 5. we received quite a bit of correspondence. i wanted to make sure you were aware of what the supervisor has received in her office from members of different neighborhoods. we have gotten a number of letters from the lower haight, particularly around the commercial corridor and 55 laguna. we're wanting to bring it to your attention that there is a significant amount of interest in bringing 55 laguna into the district as well as keeping the haight street recorder complete. we have received correspondence from the [unintelligible] and want to be sure to highlight that sunset feel connected mostly to the haight and panhandle. they feel like they would be disconnected if they were cut off and included interdistrict for. -- into district 4. we have received several letters in the past few days from residents on grove and schrader. [tone!] we want to make sure we support the constituents who