so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our bandleader cleto and his dad, also cleto,been out the last few days with covid. they're fine, but we asked some of their friends to fill in. sitting in with the band tonight, one of the great guitar players, songwriters, one of the great performers of all-time, one of the founding members of toto, steve lukather is with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> how you doing? >> jimmy: steve, does anybody call you lukather skywalkather? [ laughter ] >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: even that one? our first guest is one of the funniest of the funny guys. you can listen to him with his buddy, dana carvey, talking snl every wednesday on their "fly on the wall" podcast. and he is also co-hosting the environmental media association awards on saturday here in l.a. please welcome, david spade. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> yeah! >> jimmy: good to see you, hey, man! >> jimmy: are you getting younger? >> eh! >> jimmy: what's happening to you? >> i look all right, right? >> jimmy: you should have a backpack on and be headed to sc

cleto, welcome back. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching.ing, thank you for joining us on another inspiring and amazing day for humankind. i feel like we take a lot for granted.

that is the great edgar winter sitting in with cleto and the cletones. [ cheers and applause ] cletor winter. thank you for being here with us, edgar. edgar's got an album, it's a tribute to his brother. it's called "brother johnny." [ cheers ] quite a list of all-stars on this one. i mean, you've got ringo starr, joe walsh, steve lukither, michael mcdonald, and many, many more. get on your phone and get that right now, or get one of these big things right here. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, jimmy! >> jimmy: look at how cool this album is with edgar and johnny. you see that happening? that's what you call '70s magic right there. [ laughter ] the show tonight, a new marvel superstar. from the underwater city of talocan, the sub-mariner himself, from "black panther: wakanda forever," tenoch huerta. [ cheers and applause ] with an exclusive world premiere clip from the movie. next week, we'll be joined by gwyneth paltrow, mindy kaling, rob mcelhenney, patton oswalt, with music from goose, and viagra boys. so please join us for that. yeah. our first guest is an oscar winner and o

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome.dy. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for crowding in together to feel the germs going into each other and out of each other. covid is still going. and here we

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. tank you for joining us on what is a holiday tonight, you know. today is -- i think it's probably the most conov

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!lause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. wow. thank you. i do appreciate that. thanks for watching.

tonight, from "black panther: wakanda forever" -- with cleto and the cletones. now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm the host of the show. please relax.

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. wow. thank you. i do appreciate that. thanks for watching. hello, brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm here. have been here. very nice. please sit. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] relax, relax. you're going to give me a swelled head, and that's the last thing i need right now. we are coming to you right now from the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music, bam. this is our sixth visit to brooklyn. i have many relatives here tonight. some might say too many relatives here tonight. [ laughter ] i was born at bay ridge hospital, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] mill basin is so deep in brooklyn, the subway doesn't even go there. the only way to get to mill basin is by boat from rhode island. [ laughter ] we have any yankees fans in the house here? [ cheers and applause ] it's a good time to be a yankees fan. yankees beat the blue jays last night, they clinched their division, and took a

cleto, welcome back. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. you for coming, thank you for joining us on another inspiring and amazing day for humankind. i feel like we take a lot for granted. remember a couple of weeks ago, nasa rammed a spaceship into an asteroid to to try to knock it off course? well, it worked! it worked even better than they expected. it's off course. if dinosaurs could have figured this out, they'd be alive today. [ laughter ] but they didn't. but it really is hard to believe. we live in a country where scientists, who are smart enough to target and hit an asteroid that is 11 million miles away live right next door to people who are so dim, they think vaccines turn you into a refrigerator magnet. [ laughter ] i guess it keeps us on our toes. the successful test means that in the future, we could probably alter the path of an asteroid to make it miss earth. or we just let the asteroid hit us. depending upon how things keep going from here. [ laughter ] did you get home in time to watch the dodgers game last night, guillerm

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thanks. i'm jimmy, the host of this -- hi, thank you. well, very kind. thanks for coming. please, relax. it's embarrassing. [ cheers and applause ] i will tell you, it's -- i really do appreciate it. what at plush it is to be back here on stage at the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] honestly, brooklyn is -- not only is it one of my favorite places on earth, it's also the name of half the kids at my son's preschool. [ laughter ] it's very special to be here. my son, by the way, he's 5 years old. we'd been in brooklyn three days, yesterday, he told our daughter that if she didn't stop annoying him, he was "gonna put his middle finger up." [ laughter ] he's really soaking it in. we haven't been here since 2019. things have changed in three years. back then, the only reason you'd wear a mask in brooklyn is if you were robbing a bodega. [ laughter ] well, now none of you

tonight, josh gad, pamela adlon, and comedian ariel elias, with cleto and the cletones, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. hello. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us here. i tell you what. it was an absolutely beautiful day here in los angeles, california. this is that magical time of year when i spend most of the da

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!y: hello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for standing and everything. i don't know if we have a

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.

tonight, charlie hunnam, iliza shlesinger, and music from nav with don toliver with cleto and the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. how you doing? i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. this is our -- i tell you what, l different you being here right now. because we were in new york last week. we were at a huge theater in new york, and i'll be honest. coming out here kind of sucks a little bit. we had a great time. you spend a week in brooklyn, it just gets in your veins, right, guillermo? this morning instead of taking a shower, i just opened the fire hydrant and played in it for a while. i'm just as clean. i'm just as clean. it was a fun trip. and only ten people on our staff got covid. so not bad. [ applause ] i had to leave some of them behind. by the way, this is the first time our audience, our studio audience in l.a. hasn't been required to wear masks in 2 1/2 years. [ cheering ] looking around the theater, two of you opted to wear masks.

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!s and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming and thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles, california, which by the way is the sev

plus music from omar apollo -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!

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with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!s and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. wow. oh my goodness, you are here on a bigly night. there was a lot happening today, starting with the news out of new rk

tonight -- quentin tarantino, and from "black panther: wakanda forever," tenoch huerta, with cleto and cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. wow, thank you. thank you. welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our headquarters in los angeles, california.

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with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for standing and everything. i don't know if we have any baseball fans here. i know there aren't many of us left. but this is a particularly exciting time of the year for major league baseball. last night,to was maudge from tt 2ndom h run of the asseon, eabrking the american lgueae cord set meor than 60 yrsea oag by anotr heyankee, geror rimas. hheit the bl al391 feet against the rangerins texas. onean f actlluay wound uinp the ngers' bullpen. eth other oneau cght the ball. it'sst eimated tbeo worth autbo $2il mlion. icwhh i don't know, i'd give you one ofin me foral hf of that. [ m rishot ] [ laught ]er thk anyou. e guy whdio d catch e thball, his names icory younsma, turns out,e his marri tedo one ofhe t conttaesnts fromth "e bachel,"or a gal menad bri. who, iil wl tell y, ouif this isn't prf oothat "thbae chel" or ows something, ion d't know

tonight, from "black panther: wakanda forever" -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm the host of the show. please relax. we've assembled a super duper show tonight. duran duran is with us tonight. all the way from wakanda, the black panther cast is with us. the movie premiere is across the theater from us tonight. not only is it "black panther" day, it's national pumpkin day. i thought this was interesting. a grower in minnesota grew the largest pumpkin, 2,560 pounds, it was the size of a dumpster. and dumpster-sized pumpkin grew up to the president of the united states. speaking of gourds. kanye west is totally out of his. [ laughter ] yesterday ye lost a $1.5 billion deal he had with adidas. [ cheers ] so today he showed up unannounced and uninvited at the corporate office of skechers in manhattan beach. skechers is owned by the greenburg family, so they threw him right out. [ laughter ] and put out a statement denouncing him. ironically, this is not a joke. before he barged into skechers, kan

tonight, josh gad, pamela adlon, and comedian ariel elias, with cleto and the cletones, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. hello. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us here. i tell you what. it was an absolutely beautiful day here in los angeles, california. this is that magical time of year when i spend most of the day texting "stop" to nancy pelosi. we had the week off last week. did you know we were off last week, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know sometimes you like to come sit on the stool any way. did you have a good week? >> it was great. i spent a lot of time with my son and my life >> jimmy: the world series starts on friday. the phillies versus the houston astros. the phillies beat the padres, and the astros swept the yankees. houston won game four last night. in the crowd last night was the most repulsive man in america, ted cruz. ted was in town in new york promoting his new book, "vomit baby." that's what his mom called him. look at this guy. in a bright orange

plus music from omar apollo -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. thanks. hi, everybody. thanks. thank you. i'm gemmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and joining us. please settle in, because -- oh, what a day it was here today in america. the award-winning limited series "the white potus" is back. [ laughter ] if you haven't been keeping up up with the january 6th hearings, here's a quick recap to get you up to speed. >> previously on january 6th -- >> president trump followed the course recommended by an apparently inebriated rudy giuliani. >> the mayor was definitely intoxicated. >> what they were proposing i thought was nuts. >> the claims of fraud were bull [ bleep ]. >> there was ketchup dripping down the wall. >> then we went for lunch. we went for tuckers. >> president trump was yelling and aware of the rioters' chants to "hang mike pence." >> it was a different tone than i'd heard him take with the vice president before. >> do you remember what she said her father

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. tank you for joining us on what is a holiday tonight, you know. today is -- i think it's probably the most controversial federal holiday of all of them, columbus day. here's how you know columbus day isn't so hot anymore. there's no google doodle for it. there's nothing. they usually is a doodle for the holiday. they had a doodle to celebrate fairy bread day. today there they're doodle-less. not only is it columbus day, it's also indigenous people's day, which it should be probably. but we have to pick one or the other, right? that's like saying it's arbor day and chainsaw day. it can't be both. i don't know why columbus even has a day. and i understand why italian-americans get upset when you say this. in school, we were taught that he discovered america. when the truth is, he never stepped foot anywhere even close to north america. not only that, leif erickson set foot on ca

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.elcome, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. thanks for coming all week. thank you for watching. please, relax, it's very nice. this is our fifth and final night here at b.a.m., brooklyn academy of music. i want to thank so many people. you guys for coming. i want to thank our crew, iatse local number four, the staff here at b.a.m. who could not have been more helpful, more perfect. [ cheers and applause ] thank you to all our neighbors here for letting us descend upon your city like a swarm of alcoholic lanternflies. [ laughter ] we had a great week and i wish we could stay longer. it's time to go back to our chihuahuas and yoga mats in l.a. [ laughter ] right, guillermo? oh, there's -- guillermo? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, everybody! ♪ start spreading the news i'm leaving today ♪ >> guillermo: yeah! ♪ i want to be a part of it new york new york ♪ ♪ if i can make it there i'll make it anywhere ♪ ♪ it's up to you ne

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. wow. oh my goodness, you are here on a bigly night. there was a lot happening today, starting with the news out of new york where the state attorney general, letitia james, held a live press conference to bring the hammer down on america's favorite crime family. the state of new york has filed a lawsuit against donald trump, ivanka trump, don jr., and eric, for knowingly participating in what she described as a "staggering" amount of fraud. >> the complaint demonstrates that donald trump falsely inflated his net worth by billions of dollars to unjustly enrich himself and to cheat the system, thereby cheating all of us. >> jimmy: i don't know, that doesn't sound like the donald trump i know. [ laughter ] one of the crazier allegations is that trump, when dealing with his banks, valued mar-a-lago, his bordello/mausoleum in florida -- [ laughter ] at $739 million, when the actual value

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. relax, relax. here in sunny los angeles, california, which has just been named the 172nd safest city in the united states. [ cheers ] out of 182. [ laughter ] the study was commissioned by a finance website looking for publicity. honestly, they don't deserve it. it's a ridiculous list. there's no way l.a. is 172. we've got five spider-men out front of this theater alone. [ laughter ] of the top 10 safest cities, number one is columbia, maryland. followed by nashua, new hampshire and laredo, texas. lewiston, maine is number ten. lewiston has a population of 36,000 people, of course it's safe. all you have to do to stay safe in lewiston is avoid dennis. [ laughter ] we have more than twice as many people than all ten of those top ten cities combined. of course when you have 5 million more people, some of them are going to murder you, that's how it goes. [ laughter ]

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thankses.hank you. thanks. well, thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for all the clapping, thanks for coming. i got to tell you, you're going to want to settle down because it was a very big day for those of us who follow the adventures of this ridiculous person known as donald trump today. [ laughter ] the bigly-anticipated new book about him, "confidence man," written by maggie haberman of the "new york times" came out today. and if you thought there wasn't any more "all" to tell, you were incorrect. there's so much stuff. starting with, when he was 5, donald trump, a 5-year-old donald trump, threw rocks at a baby named dennis. [ laughter ] basically, the same thing he did to mike pence many years later. [ laughter ] i'll just go through these because there are a lot of nuggets. it's like a 30-piece family value meal. these are all items from the book. donald trump believes gay people love him. in 2017, during a meeting in the oval office, he asked a hedge fund ma

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. wow. appreciate that. it's very nice. thank you. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate it. i don't deserve it, but i appreciate it. thank you for coming and for lining up and being here and joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is our fourth night from the beautiful howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music, b.a.m. it was a beautiful day in new york today. what a beautiful day it was. we've had a great week. [ cheers ] not only do i love brooklyn, my kids love brooklyn. i've got two little kids. although i'm not sure they're going to be the same when we get back. my son billy, who is 5, first he learned about the middle finger. [ laughter ] thank you. and then last night after the show, he's running, and he falls, and he goes, ""right in the balls! dad, what are balls?" [ laughter ] i didn't tell him. anyway, i'm sure you will. brooklyn is a magical place. last night a few o

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello! hello brooklyn!i, everybody. thanks! please relax, sit. it's embarrassing. i miss you too. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. it's great to be here. that's very kind. please sit. i'll be here all week. i don't want to use it all up. thank you, that's very kind of you, and thank you for joining us. and thanks for watching on our first night from b.a.m., the brooklyn academy of music. we haven't been to new york since 2019. it's great to be here. have we missed anything? how's mayor deblasio doing? good? i love being back here. the people in brooklyn -- everybody thinks people in brooklyn are rude. that's not true at all. the people in this city are as warm as that weird air that blows out of the subway grates. they're the greatest. don't get me wrong, i love california, but brooklyn has a special something we don't have on the west coast -- it's called water. and it's delicious. speaking of water, we got a lot of rain here last night. i had to watch a youtube video on how to open

with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome.ery nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for crowding in together to feel the germs going into each other and out of each other. covid is still going. and here we are. cases of rsv are skyrocketing. this is a respiratory virus, not a cbs police show. [ laughter ] the flu is hitting hard. the mcrib is back. [ laughter ] we'll be lucky to make it to christmas. president biden got his updated bivalent booster shot today. he rolled up his sleeve to show america that his werewolf arms are ready for halloween. [ laughter ] very hairy guy. according to the cdc, only about 8.5% of americans have received the most up-to-date booster shot. which is -- i remember two years ago we were scrambling for vaccine appointments, billy zane trying to get on the lifeboat at the end of "titanic." [ laughter ] now it's like they're asking us to help move a sofa up eight flights of stairs. speaking of viruses, donald trump -- [ laughter and applau