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and you, the colbert nation. we couldn't have done it without you. ( cheers and applause ). okay. whew. okay, that's the show. from eternity, i'm stephen colbert. jon. >> thanks for that report, stephen. here it is, your moment of zen. >> i love you, jon stewart! i love you. >> please tell me that's the toss and we just finished it. ( laughter ) why not? >> stephen: i have no problem with that. >> i have no problem with that, either. >> stephen: can we do that? >>

. >> stephen: and, nation, i also have a little happy news for the colbert nation.week, i put my desk and fireplace up for raffle with the proceeds going to the yellow ribbon fund and donors choose. and i am proud to announce we raised $313,000. ( cheers and applause ). boom! congratulations. that's pretty good. 313, that's a lot of green, daddy. congratulations to winners michelle olson and tom laudate. and i am trusting you guys. i don't want to see my desk show up on the battlefields of syria. okay? now, folks, if this is your first time tuning into the the "colbert report," i have some terrible news. ( laughter ) this, in fact is your last time tuning into the "colbert report." until-- no, no, no! folks, until 10 years from now, when they reboot it directed by j.j. abrams. man, i am going to wreck some ( bleep ) with one of those new lightsabers. now, because i am a transformational historical figure-- that is, i have been on tv-- many of the thinkerati out there are asking what might legacy is. well, ultimately, i believe history will be my judge. so i'm going

and you, the colbert nation. we couldn't have done it without you. ( cheers and applause ). okay, that's the show. from eternity, i'm stephen colbert. jon. >> thanks for that report, stephen. here it is, your moment of zen. >> i love you, jon stewart! i love you. >> please tell me that's the toss and we just finished it. ( laughter ) why not? >> stephen: i have no problem with that. >> i have no problem with that, either. >> stephen: can we do that? >> no. ( laughter ). >> stephen: oh, well. >> all right. let's go back into our funny characters. >> hey, stephen. >> stephen: hi, jon, what are you doing? >> i'm getting angry at liberals. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and mee

and you, the colbert nation. we couldn't have done it without you. ( cheers and applause ). whew. okay, that's the show. from eternity, i'm stephen colbert. jon. >> thanks for that report, stephen. here it is, your moment of zen. >> i love you, jon stewart! i love you. >> please tell me that's the toss and we just finished it. ( laughter ) why not? >> stephen: i have no problem with that. >> i have no problem with that, either. >> stephen: can we do that? >> no. ( laughter ). >> stephen: oh, well. >> all right. let's go back into our funny characters. >> hey, stephen. >> stephen: hi, jon, what are you doing? >> i'm getting angry at liberals. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere

in 2010, the colbert nation sponsored the u.s. speedskaters who took home the gold but, folks, i'm no hero. i'm the guy who funded the hero so i'm more important than the hero. but a new crisis may force me to dust off my red, white and blue nuthugger. jim? >> the winter olympics in russia are just about six months away and there is growing controversy over new antigay laws and about the safety of gay people visiting russia. also gay athletes. >> a russian law unanimously passed in parliament allows for fines and arrests over anything deemed gay propaganda displayed in front of children. >> so how will this be enforced? does this really mean if someone was waving a rainbow flag or peacefully demonstrating or talking to young people about their life that they could be arrested? apparently yes. >> stephen: yes. russia will not tolerate the gays. now this makes sense, folks, because their president is so damned straight. whether he's shirtless hunting, shirtless fishing, shirtless horseback riding or tonguing a 30-pound carp. by the

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your show business instincts. >> reporter: what a wild ride it's been for the colbert nation, from colbertorrespondents dinner and roasting president bush to hosting his show in a war zone and of course all of this -- >> running for president, saving the olympics, colbert super pac, treadmill in space, the rally to restore sanity and/or fear -- none of that was really me. you, the nation, did all of that. i just got paid for it. >> reporter: colbert now moves up the street in manhattan to cbs and the famed ed sullivan theater will he will succeed david letterman as host of "the late show." he will just be stephen colbert. stephen, we hardly knew ye. here's to getting to know stephen all over again. >> okay, that's the show. >> that's it for "the lead." i'm jake tapper. i now turn you over to wolf blitzer in "the situation room." have a great weekend. >>> happening now, breaking news, calling out sony. president obama weighs in on the exploding controversy saying the studio should not have bowed to terror threats as the fbi lays blame for the devastating cyber attack directly, publicly on n

oh, and you, the colbert nation. thank you for being such a big part of it. that was fun. okay. okay. that's the show. from eternity, i'm stephen colbert. >> that was fun. what more can you say? >>> thunderstorms are expected to continue in texas this morning. let's get to meteorologist derek van dam for an early look at your weather. >> good morning, deborah. waking up to a beautiful start across the new england coast. sunshine for new york city. mountain snow across the pacific northwest. rainfall in dallas, texas. temperatures in the windy city, 33 degrees. the big apple, 38. the nation's capital at 35. the low pressure system bringing some rain to mississippi, louisiana and southeast texas. the bulk of the precipitation still waiting to the end of the weekend for georgia and florida panhandle. a lot of chatter of a christmas eve storm. this will be a rainmaker. some snow on the back side of the storm and lots of wind across the great lakes. good news for the drought conditions across central and northern california. improving statistics for the central and northern parts. mu

. >> he took on the alter ego of colbert. >> nation, as you know, i, steven colbert, have never caredresident. the guy is so arrogant. i'll bet he talks about himself in the third person. there are things that people from both parties actually like about obamacare. for instance, -- they don't realize that everyone eventually grows older at sometimes a faster rate than others. remember the original health care.gov website. i think that's where disney got the idea for "frozen." >> let it load. >> that's pretty good, right? >> let it load. have a good time and poke fun at yourself. he was a good sport. >> he was. and during colbert's interview, he called him an emperor, which he denied while defending his use of kpuk power. >> and he talked about the keystone pipeline which he said wouldn't push down prices in the u.s. he asked if he was the greatest president. president obama said he would let others decide that. >> didn't take the bait, huh? >> he didn't. that's a good question to and. >> stand up late night comedy is not easy, is it? >> only four or five guys do it. >> i'm pretty sure

) i declare with great certainty and confidence, ladies and gentlemen, that the state of the colbert nation is strong. ( cheers and applause ) welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. big democratic primary in west virginia tonight. hillary, of course, has long been predicted to win by 20 to 30 points. this is great news. no, clinton will not catch obama in the popular vote. and yes, obama now also leads in super delegates. but the contest will continue. and nation, that this is what the american people want. i know that because i read it today in today's "the usa today." which ran this headline: dems say let the contest continue just above this much smaller headline "but more same clinton should quit, polls show." ( cheers and applause ) thank you. well done, "the usa today." thank you for reminding us that this historic primary has not become a manufactured battle reported long past its relevance in a bald-faced effort to sell papers. it is what the people want. just not most of them. nation.... ( applause ) nation, i was on the internets last night conducting my weekly

. >>> this, it was a giant sendoff for stephen colbert. 2.5 million members of the colbert nation tunedeaking the series record. >>> and "snl" this weekend, well, mike myers made a surprise visit as his alter ego dr. evil. he had some choice words for sony and the hackers that attacked them. >> sony, north korea, it is time to get a trapper keeper and some loose leaf because i'm about to take you to school. let's start with you, north korea. you're one of the most evil countries in the world. and your act of war is to kill a movie? it's easy to kill a movie. just move it to january. but back to the hackers, first of all, the name, when you guys were sitting around and pitching it, was one guy, like, i got an idea, let's call ourselves the guardians of peace, or the gop? hello? way to go, a-holes. there is already a gop. and they're already an evil organization. >> you have to hand it to "snl," they're brilliant and bringing him back to do dr. evil -- >> so great. everybody was talking about it. it worked. >> exactly. it just, you know, shows you how the power of movies. i'm dara brown t

jon stewart packed the national mall with 215,000 members of the colbert nation with the rally to restore sanity and or fear. who better to teach them about money while raising money for his own super pac. a sitting president took over the show and former secretary of states were willing to take part in the fun. what a run. colbert will reappear presumably as himself when he takes over david letterman's chair on the late show. last night was all about the star studded send off. >> we'll meet again ♪ ♪ don't know where, don't know when ♪ ♪ but -- ♪ >> i know we'll meet again. ♪ tell them i won't be long ♪ they will be happy to know as you saw me go i was singing this song ♪ ♪ sfo we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when ♪ ♪ but i know we'll meet again some sunny day ♪ >> the air force released at andrew's air force base. seen with members of congress who rallied to free him and also getting a warm welcome, a real embrace from john kerry who had just flown back and landed there from london. >> i am no fan of the cuban government. if anyone thinks i suffered from stockholm syndrom

like you always day ♪ till the blue skies take the dark clouds far away ♪ >> oh, and you the colbert nationt was fun! okay. okay, that's the show. >> man, even cookie monster showed up. for those of you who are skeptical of his impact, the "new york times" compiled a list called "colbert by the numbers." 2010 was the year's colbert's famous phrase "truthiness" was added to the oxford american dictionary. in 2007, 13% of respondents preferred colbert over hillary clinton and giuliani in a three way hypothetical presidential race and his super pac raised over a million bucks as of january 2012. here's the woman laughing in the background, nischelle turner, cnn contributor and correspondent for "entertainment tonight." my, michelle. >> hi! those numbers i couldn't get pa past -- >> he looks a little sad. >> he is. he i'm sure it's sentimental for him because he had his staff out there singing so i thought it was a fitting ending. i had to watch it twice, carol, because the first time i couldn't get past big bird and cindy lawner in the bright yellow. you know those numbers by the "new york tim

believe it or not, he actually educated his viewers, too. >> at the policy center they found the colbert nationbout some as campaign finance reform but they were actually right. >> reporter: but colbert is not colbert. when he's not on "comedy central," he's a father of three, a sunday school teacher who is a big nerd and loves "lord of the rings." >> do you want the valor or the hunter? >> we want the valor of the trees. >> you come into my house! you come into my house! >> reporter: he's been a writer, actor and comedian for almost 30 years. you might say he's graduating to the late show on cbs but his victory is not. >> yes, a victory lap because obamacare is dead! ♪ >> reporter: somewhere, i'm sure, papa bear is laughing. i'm laughing, too, carol. >> he was great at the grim reaper. seriously. so what is it that he'll be like on cbs? >> i'm a little nervous to see it. his cbs show will not premier until next august or september. he's got nine months to figure out who he's going to be and is he going to be himself or play a different character? >> it's just difficult for me to believe that h

the whacky episode that brought the colbert nation to its knees with delight. >>> welcome back to "earlyeyerick. we have information about the crippling attack on sony pictures that has forced the company to pull the film "the interview" from movie theaters. investigators believe they now how hackers penetrated the computer system. there is evidence that hackers hacked into the system by stealing the password of a system administrator who has access to the entire network. officials are close to naming north korea as the perpetrator of the cyber attack. brian stelter joins us now to talk about the story. brian, george clooney coming out last night with a letter about what's going on within hollywood on what amounts to a massive cyber terror attack against a u.s. business. >> it is revealing. he was speaking to deadline.com. he said say that silly comedy. it says a lot about where we are. we have a responsibility to stand up against this, not just sony, but all of us. he wrote many days ago this letter he wanted lots of big hollywood stars and executives to sign. this was before the threat

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colbert report." it's ahead in conversation nation. >>> breaking news tonight. a new report on how to fix the secret service. after a year of embarrassing blunders and dangerous failures. in september, a man jumped over the white house fence and made his way inside. that led to a special panel appointed by the department of homeland security, which today released his recommendations for improving the secret service. among them, get a new director hired from outside the agency. provide more training for white house teams, increase the secret service's uniform decision. replace the fence outside the white house with a taller fence, and use the most up-to-date protective technology on white house grounds. the question now, are these recommendations enough to secure the president's safety in the future? joining me now, from the white house briefing room is msnbc political correspondent, kasie hunt, and susan milligan, contributie ining editor at "u. news & world report." thanks for being here. >> thank you. >> nice to see you, reverend. >> first, i want to ask you,

. >>> stephen colbert, bidding farewell to his colbert nation, signing off after nine years 0 on the air. >> the truthiness is all of those incredible things people say i did. running for president, saving the olympics. colbert superpac. treadmill in space, the rally to restore sanity and/or fear. and/or cat stevens' career. none of that -- none of that was really me. you, the nation, did all of that. i just got paid for it. thanks. >> light lime curious choice. colbert led a sing-along to the popular hit, "we'll meet again." look at some of the faces in the crowd. our very own christiane amanpour, singing a robust song. colbert will replace david letterman as host of the "late show." >> cookie monster, fantastic, arianna. >> some as if they were doing it against their will. >> the power of colbert. he got franco out there. part of the sony hack situation, they said he wasn't doing any media. oprah-esque in its grandeur. >> who is the man behind the colbert character. >> does he go full colbert. he's from canada. probably get the inside scoop. >> he's from canada. >> i don't think so.

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last night, the man who gave us truthiness and the word, saying a final good-bye to colbert nation. ephen colbert opened his final show with a message to his viewers. >> folks, if this is your first time tuning into "the colbert report," i have some terrible news. this is -- this, in fact, this, in fact, is your last time tuning into "the colbert report." >> reporter: and said good-bye as only he can. >> my fond farewells, angry adioses, and my lukewarm laters. >> reporter: with a star-studded sing-along, including bill clinton, george lucas, and patrick stewart, that looked ahead to his next gig at the "late show." while retiring his long-time blustery persona, a satire, he says, of conservative pundits. >> i'm not a tough guy. this is all an act. >> you're breaking my heart, bill. if you're an act, then what am i? >> essentially, everything out of his mouth was the opposite of the point he was trying to make. so he was doing this jujitsu act, constantly. >> why should i care what any actor says about politics or international relations, other than ronald reagan, arnold schwarzenegg

he said a final good-bye to colbert nation. ephen colbert opened his final show with a message to his viewers. >> folks, if this is your first time tuning in to the colbert report, i have terrible news. this in fact is your last time tuning in to the colbert report. >> said good-bye as only he can. >> my fond farewells angry adioses. >> with a star-studded sing along with bill clinton and george lucas and patrick stewart that looked ahead to the next gig. while retiring the long time persona, a satire of pundits. >> i'm not a tough guy. this is an act. >> you are breaking my heart, bill. >> sensitive. >> if you are an act, what am i? >> everything out of his mouth was opposite of the point he was trying to make. he was doing his jujitsu act consciously. >> why should i care what actor says about politics or international relations rather than arnold schwarzenegger and ron thompson. >> an act way beyond late night and into the halls of congress. >> scientists pick vegetables themselv themselves. >> staged the america mall. >> and

low and the nation the most divide in decades, the president wanted to reassure americans he has everything under control and how did our out of touch commandeo ? by yucking it up on the colbertust can't make this stuff up. >> nation, as you know, i, stephen colbert, have never cared for our pretty. the guy is so arrogant, i'll bet he talks about himself in the third person. now that republicans control both the house and the senate, they could pass a bill repealing obama care, but the president still has the veto. and if i know that guy, he is willing to use it. >> the president's recent media campaign is not sitting well with many pundits including tavis smiley who had some very choice words for the president on this show last night. take a look. >> with all due respect the our president barack obama black folk don't need lectures on black entertainment television. you go on there to lecture black folk, then you are wrong when you tell them that things take time. dr. king wrote a book called why we can't wait. stop telling black folk they got to wait. here's my point. why go to b.e.t. and give a black folk a lecture but go to stephen colbert and tell jokes? i don't get that

with a yard sale. >> we put up signs all over the city inviting the nation to come to the colbert reportdios for the sale of a lifetime. back on 54th street i got myself a fresh back of swisher sweets and waited for the lucky throngs to roll in. >> everything we do on the show, or was given to me personally. that's my reading -- >> how much for that. >> $1. >> a $1. >> that is abc news, that originally belonged to george stephanopoulos. no credit cards, no it's cash only. you bring credit cards to a yard sale? let me write down your credit-card number, visa, perfect, thank you very much. you hold these and i will write down your number. 266-- and expiration 3/16. and the four digit code. 9-- and was's your mother's maiden name? could you spell that, please. >> this is a flight jacket i wore with the thunderbirds. there might be vomit in that. all right what have we got here. a passport for my balls, and a bottle of-- last four digits of your social security number. >> 122 -- >> probably just give me your social security card. >> there is the speech i gave to the correspondent's associati

nation, as you know, "the colbert report" goes off the air next thursday.o, no, no, no... so what the critics said when i started this show is finally true -- it won't last more than a couple weeks. (laughter) fortunately, there's still time to praise me. in fact, this morning, my doctor told me my cholesterol was off the chart! (laughter) this is who's honoring me now. ♪ (cheers and applause) tonight's honoring of me now comes from entertainment weekly because i'm on the cover! (cheers and applause) in fact, i'm on the three different covers! (cheers and applause) yes, i have been transformed into legolas gandalf and bilbo to celebrate the release of the final film in the hobbit trilogy -- "the battle of the five armies." and i'm doing this for a very good reason -- entertainment weekly asked me if i wanted to guess dress up like middle earth people, and i said, "uh, yeah." (cheers and applause) and my transformation was truly something to behold. these are time lapses of me getting into costume for the cover of entertainment weekly. i'm stoked. ♪ oh, god,

nation, can we talk about colbert super pac for a second? can we do that? [cheering and applause] of course, you know our motto. say it with me, "making a better tomorrow tomorrow." you really didn't say it with me. [laughter] and, folks, we'll get there some day because last week two young children, charlie and grace, asked me what colbert super pac stands for. folks, i was so proved that i immediately passed the buck on to you. i asked you to go to colbert super pac.com and tell me what we believe new york and already over 40,000 of you heros have responded, so it's going to take a few more days for my team of not eight-year-old malaysian child laborers to sort through your meaningful suggestions. suggestions like at barbara c taylor who says, "i stand for making the rich pay their fair share of taxes, protect interests of the rest of us who bear the tax burden and delete." [applause] or at heather mack who stands for smacking slow-walking pedestrians in the back of the head. some of us have things to do. [cheering and applause] yes. pow. thwack. yes. slo

colbert farewell. he says goodbye to farewell nation. wait until you see the familiar faces.ping changes to the agency. will the organization listen and act? >>> christmas comes early for investors. a marge surge with gains not seven in seven years. will the dow break 18,000? this is "way too early." >>> hey, everybody good morning. i'm thomas roberts. the friday before christmas. can you believe that? welcome to "way too early." the show not invited to sing backup for colbert. we're tone deaf. what a great farewell colbert had. we'll show you that star-studded conversation that came out.

. >> nation, as you know, i stephen colbert have never cared for our president. the guy is so arrogant. i'll bet he talks about himself in the third person. well, first off, now that republicans control both the house and the senate, they could pass a bill repealing obamacare. but the president still has libido. and if i know that guy, he's willing to use it. >>> instead of a rocket organizers had this bright idea to launch a porta potty into the air. it wasempty at the time, thank you. and for many, it's a struggle to keep your a1c down. so imagine, what if there was a new class of medicine that works differently to lower blood sugar? imagine, loving your numbers. introducing once-daily invokana®. it's the first of a new kind of prescription medicine that's used along with diet and exercise to lower blood sugar in adults with type 2 diabetes. invokana® is a once-daily pill that works around the clock to help lower a1c. here's how: the kidneys allow sugar to be absorbed back into the body. invokana® reduces the amount of sugar allowed back in, and sends some suga

nation, as you know, i, stephen colbert, have never cared for our president. (laughter) the guy is so arrogant, i bet he talks about himself in the third person. (laughter) (cheers and applause) but even i have to admit that obamacare is the law of the land. and while it's been politically divisive, there are things that people from both parties like about obamacare. (laughter) for instance, that children can stay on their parents' policies until age 26. (cheers and applause) nearly 7 million people signed up last year and almost 1 million more have signed up in just the past few weeks. (cheers and applause) now, nation, the question is how do you stop something that more and more people are starting to like? (applause) well, first off a, now that the republicans control both the house and the senate, they could pass a bill repealing obamacare. but the president still has the veto. and if i know that guy, he's willing to use it. (cheers and applause) and let's face it... if republicans somehow did repeal it, they'd have to replace it with their own healthcare

. >> nation, as you know i, stephen colbert, have never cared for our president. the guy is so arrogant. i bet he talks about himself in the third person. well, first off, now that republicans control both the house and the senate, they could pass a bill repealing obama care. but the president still has the veto. and if i know that guy, he's willing to use it. >>> a rocket club in michigan has fun with a recent launch. instead of a rocket, they launched a port-a-potty into the air. it flew for about 38 seconds and fell some 2,000 feet before landing. and just an fyi, the port-a-potty was clean and empty at the time. >>> let's get down to business with isis's landon dowdy. good morning, landon. >> good morning, dara. oil prices continue their free fall today to below $63 a barrel. it is weighing on wall street. the biggest dip in six weeks as energy stocks were slammed. oil picked up last month when opec decided not to cut production. >>> amazon is testing one hour delivery in new york city. the wall street journal says the online retailer is using messengers to de

. >> nation, as you know i, stephen colbert, have never cared for our president. the guy is so arrogant i bet he talks about himself in the third person. >> in today's power politics. the g.o.p. presidential candidate admitted that he used drugs while in college. who are we talking about here? >> reporter: kentucky center rand paul republican is preparing for a run for the presidential nomination, and in an interview with a local radio station, paul admitted that he spoked marijuana in college. here is the exchange. >> did you spoke marijuana. >> let's just say i wasn't a choir boy when i was in college. i can recognize that kids make mistakes. i can say that i made mistakes when i was kid. >> reporter: paul used the interview to highlight his libertarian desire for sentencing reform. he describes some of the sentences fo to be insane. >> it's not good for you. it's not good for studies or showing up for work. but that being said i don't want to put our kids in prison for it. if your kid is caught selling marijuana, they could be in jail for an extended period of