. >> you've got a deck of cards, cologne, and you've got price-- >> you've got the wings, fantastic. >> and where were you when you were getting cologne. >> as a little kid. >> and it must have been right around the '70s. >> and a slice of roast beef. >> neil: anyway. >> it's true. >> neil: we tried to suffer this process along. but anyway we tried. and the run over the health care law, the of forbes gang has a new holy war. and the bailout and taxpayers are ready to crash and burn. are ready to crash and burn. how bad do you think ththththth nfc, afc, offensive lineman, defensive tackles, quarterbacks and cornerbacks are all living united. to ensure the academic success of millions of kids in our communities. all the way to graduation day. but that won't happen without you. so take the pledge at unitedway.org. make a difference in the life of a child. suit up like your favorite nfl players, and become a volunteer reader, tutor or mentor with united way. mortgage. married. two great kids. he wants to protect his family with a $500,000 term life insurance policy. what do you think it'

. >> you've got a deck of cards, cologne, and you've got price-- >> you've got the wings, fantastic. >> and where were you when you were getting cologne. >> as a little kid. >> and it must have been right around the '70s. >> and a slice of roast beef. >> neil: anyway. >> it's true. >> neil: we tried to suffer this process along. but anyway we tried. and the run over the health care law, the of forbes gang has a new holy war. and the bailout and taxpayers are ready to crash and burn. are ready to crash and burn. how bad do you think ththththth i always wait until the last minute. can i still ship a gift in time r christmas? yeah, sure you can. great. where's your gift? uh... whew. [ male announcer ] break from the holiday stress. ship fedex express by december 22nd for christmas delivery. ♪ [ engine revs ] ♪ [ male announcer ] oh what fun it is to ride. get the mercedes-benz on your wish list at the winter event going on now through december 31st. [ santa ] ho, ho, ho! [ male announcer ] lease a 2013 e350 for $579 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. >> all right. nearly four y

it was apparently used, and some of the cologne was missing from the cologne. smell similar to what was in the bottle? >> i cannot recall that. i would have sniffed them, i think. >> i know that you brought the question to your friends and colleagues on facebook and twitter. i've done the same. what were some of the craziest responses you got in terms of the worst gift from social media? >> we got a tweet before we went on the air. someone said their husband gave them a vacuum cleaner for christmas, and that was it. in the context of the holidays, crappy gift. in the context of the world, a good gift. a regifted stuffed animal with the original card still in the back. this one was a giant framed picture of the gifter. that's like me giving you a gift of a picture of me to hang on the wall. this is truly really happening. a guy named leslie on facebook said someone gave him an enema kit because the neighbor learned about the benefits of colon cleansing. they were not kidding. that's creepy. >> some of these gifts are

my girlfriend doesn't let me wear cologne. >> she runs the show.. >> she was gone for three months this summer and what did i do? >> i don't know if i could wear the pizza hut perfume. i'd be hungry all day. >> mix would the faur moan. >>> she joins me on set, next. you don't want to miss it. they've been committed to putting clients first. helping generations through tough times. good times. never taking a bailout. there when you need them. helping millions of americans over the centuries. the strength of a global financial leader. the heart of a one-to-one relationship. together for your future. ♪ >>> there's labor peace at american airlines by a vote of nearly 73%, pilots overwhelmingly approved a new labor deal with the bankrupt carrier. the move could help move american out of bankruptcy and towards a possible merger with usairways. >>> we don't know their names but a married couple from phoenix suburbs holds the second winning ticket. the couple came forward before the end of the year because of concern about the looming fiscal cliff. well, t

he was one of two men they pulled off a plane in cologne in 2008 because they feared they were heading to take part in a terrorist training camp in east africa. islamists have targeted train stations, at least one, before in germany. it appears this is another case of terrorists preparing to carry out such an attack. >> simon young, political correspondent, thank you. >> as go to egypt where an army spokespersons as president mohammad morsi will take part in peace talks. >> they called for a national dialogue as both pro-am and anti-government forces gathered. they said they will decide whether to attend the talks. >> this comes ahead of a visit scheduled for saturday for a new constitution that the opposition says is it too was promised. -- too islamist. >> protesters preparing to breach the barriers. the president and the muslim brotherhood have alienated many egyptians saying the government does not reflect the country's diversity. egypt is too big for you to be president, says one sign. in tahrir square, people were injured after the gunman opened fire. this enraged many demonstrat

the age-old tradition was thrown into question earlier this year when a court in cologne ruled that it amounted to bodily harm. the new legislation confirms circumcision as legal under certain conditions. >> we will only perform the circumcision if both parents give their express consent. we will provide detailed information beforehand about the possible complications. >> jews and muslims view circumcision as an indispensable part of their religious identity. a large majority of lawmakers in parliament working to have a law that reflects back -- in parliament were keen to have a law that reflects that. >> they have to be performed to modern medical standards. the person performing the surgery must have a qualification comparable to a doctor. these provisions ensure the protection of the child. >> i believe the principle of religious tolerance remains at the core of the great heritage of european enlightenment. but in the wake of the vote, it is now clear the circumstance it -- >> in the wake of the vote, it is now clear that circumcision will remain legal. >> we take a look at the life

that is the result of a survey of 46 industry associations by the iw economic institute in cologne. >> sentiment was down in the second half of the year after the worries about the future of the bureau, which would have had a drastic effect, and the memories of the sharp decline in 2009 have made people a bit cautious. >> the study concludes that the picture painted by business sentiment is bleaker than the actual economic situation. most sectors expect next year to be good for business. 20 of the 46 trade groups surveyed say they think production or revenues will be higher in 2013 than this year. 15 associations expect the figures to stay the same and only 11 predict their income will decrease. the financial sector expects losses next year while branches like the chemical industry, engineering and construction field they are in robust health. most associations expect employee numbers to remain stable. >> it is a very different picture in spain where unemployment there remains at record highs. 25% of spanish workers remain out of a job, and with government spending being cut, that num

fourteen paralympics was that was when we meet each other some seventy years ago we met at the first cologne games you were very young there. i remember how tenacious you were here we even competed against each other. i likes to call nick of met his love on a dating website a year ago ladies they came to sochi and now she helps them organize championships for people with disabilities. we knew each other very just a couple of weeks but it felt like we had known each other for a very long time there really was good fortune that brought us together. were. the two of us are very much alike all of us have it under the way we like to live and. we really don't bother each other it's all in the. it's. very beautiful. see you soon just because it was when you want to finish i never had the feeling that we had just met and that i just came here when my friends asked me if i'd got used to my new life i say that i didn't have to get east of anything was. i simply found my place and would sell me . the controls when it finally dawned on me that this woman was mine that's when i proposed to. insurance. an

happened while wayne was performing on television in the dominican public and thehow host douses himith cologne that is flammable. the head burst in flames. suffed first second degree burns altugh he's optimistic that the face will heal his hands remain badly injured. dominican authorities issued aarrant for the television host arrest. >> unbelievable. strange. horrible. >> let's focus on the storm we ha been talking about that is movingn yet again. >> many sand ya is tracking it for us >> the next storm that is coming in the nearl as intense as the last 3 that manufactured through the bay area. you can see around late onville moderatrain falling rate now. heavy even in pocket poets. ukiah reporting very light rain the last couple of hours taking you down to street level. see central avenue east school way east side roa seeing light even a little pocket of moderate rain here. lighshowers right around the lake port area. no moisture hasn't rched us yet. now here are the storm total from wednesday through sun. 3 storms from last week amounted to more than 16 inches of rain up near the rsian river

quickly run through the equity markets now on wall street stocks are rebounding from a five week cologne this hour thanks mainly to the house speaker john boehner saying that he'll keep trying to find a compromise with president obama with less than twelve days left to the deadline and third quarter economic growth was a pleasant surprise exceeding analyst expectations. now on to the currencies the russian ruble finished the day stronger to both the year and the dollars you can see here but that's reflecting the euro dollar dynamic the dollar regained just a notch just a lot of the ground that it lost in the previous trading session over in europe equities finished their session mixed london's footsie close flat to negative germany's dax finished just a notch in the block and here in moscow the session ended on a pretty upbeat note as you can see but they're both indices gained about three quarters of a percent and that's all the latest from the business desk of course you can always find a lot more fresh stories on our site it's r t dot com slash business. it's perched atop a giant truc

while wayne was performing on television in the dominican republic and the show host douses him with colognehat is flammable. the head burst in flames. suffered first second degree burns although he's optimistic that the face will heal his hands remain badly injured. dominican authorities issued a warrant for the television host arrest. >> unbelievable. strange. horrible. >> let's focus on the storm we have been talking about that is moving in yet again. >> many sand ya is tracking it for us >> the next storm that is coming in the nearly as intense as the last 3 that manufactured through the bay area. you can see around late onville moderate rain falling rate now. heavy even in pocket pockets. ukiah reporting very light rain the last couple of hours taking you down to street level. see central avenue east school way east side road seeing light even a little pocket of moderate rain here. light showers right around the lake port area. no moisture hasn't reached us yet. now here are the storm total from wednesday through sun. 3 storms from last week amounted to more than 16 inches of rain up ne

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emmy-winning actor who stars on an emmy-winning show and every morning splashes his face with emmy-winning colognee driving to work in his indy 500-winning car. you know him as the colorful cameron on "modern family." watch it wednesdays at 9:00 on abc, please welcome eric stonestreet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good. how you doing? >> jimmy: now, as we mentioned in the monologue, a presenter on the american music awards last night. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: as soon as you were on stage everyone started tweeting that you were drunk. >> yeah. it's the crazy thing about twitter, you get immediate feedback on your life right way. i got back to my seat. stonestreet looked drunk. i was not drunk. i was tipsy. there is a difference. then taylor came up, i was isn't sure -- >> jimmy: taylor swift. >> she won, i wasn't sure if she'd ever won an award before, if she was ever on stage, if it was an comfortable environment, she was holding a purse. i'm going to hand her an award, she has one handful and i was going to hold the award. and then it just created an awkward moment. >> jimm

he says the host, franklin, unexpectedly poured a flaming cologne on his head. on facebook, houchin wrote, this was not a stunt or part of an act. this was a criminal attack. he was rushed to the hospital with first and second-degree burns on his face and hands. he's since tweeted resting, healing, working through the process in the d.r. the outrage here and outpouring of support has been incredible. world-famous magician david copperfield is among those supporters. >> you never know what to expect. you try to present yourself as a performer that is creating wonder and amazement. and occasionally, somebody might misunderstand that. >> reporter: houchin was performing on the show with a group of magicians, after the performance, houchin said the host wanted to game them a blessing. he said without warning, the host doused him with the popular cologne in the caribbean that is often used by witch doctors. houchin has gained international success as a magician. only it's not his magic, but this moment of him cheating death, that now has the world talking. an arrest

. -- the host doused him with flappable cologne and his head was cover -- flammable colon his head was covered in flames, he is optimistic his face will heal with no scars his hand remains badly injured and very painful. >>> troubling signs in syria intelligence reports suggests syrian forces may be preparing to use chemical weapons on their own people. u.s. official says according to recently obtained intelligence, syrian forces began mixing two chemicals needed to make sarin. president obama has issued a stern warning to president assad that the use of chemical weapons would be totally unacceptable. u.s. officials are concerned with the fight moving closer to the capital city of damascus the assad regime may be getting desperate and could use chemical weapons to crush the rebellion. >>> pentagon appointing new military judge to hear the case of an army psychologist. military appeals court ordered the current judge removed because he did not appear impartial. gross ordered the defendant major hasan to be forcibly shaved during the trial. hasan is accused of murdering 13 when opened fi

. >> jimmy: you're wearing a lot of cologne. what kind are you wearing? >> trick of the trade. what is -- >> you might not get to first base but -- >> jimmy: get close. that's nice. what are you wearing here? >> this is a christmas gift that my family bought me last year with my money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's very nice of them. >> i said thank you. brooklyn is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] they doing that -- they doing that because i probably owe them money. this is brooklyn. >> jimmy: how are things going with you and the storm? did you lose power? >> i tracked sandy. i was tracking sandy. >> jimmy: you were tracking sandy? >> i had normal stuff, weather stuff on top of the stuff. i was tracking sandy. me and my girlfriend got into a big fight. >> jimmy: you did? >> because i'm tracking sandy and she bothering me about beefaroni. i said i'm tracking sandy! i had to know where sandy was because i was doing the ark. >> jimmy: like noah? >> i'm loading up two of god's creatures, two cousins, pancake and cookie d waiting on it. >> jimmy: is that a male and female? pa

flammable cologne catches fire.till in the hospital with first degree burns and now even arrest warrant out for the show host more and more producers are playing with fire. >> consequences to really outrageous reality television. we just don't know what all the consequences are because in up tested water. >> he nearly killed himself summer assaulting over himself with 10 million people watching with life car. >> this is where we are today what would have to happen in the next 5 years to top tonigh tonight. >>reporter: okay one more of the show. lights out and [ screaming]. >> and laughing. not so sure i should be. abc news los angeles. >> oh, brother. what has it come to. >> you want some terrifying reality television. we have sports. >> i was going to set myself on fire. but we are out of ratings. sorry. you have to wait until february. warriors on a long east coast road trip so far so good. making their first trip to brooklyn a rather first trip to brooklyn a rather memorandum >> coming up tonight at 11:00. season

. >> i am going out to look for the cinnamon roll cologne right now. >> and the last thing, don, remember, halt, any kind of impulsive behavior, whether it is drinking, shopping, eating, never do it if you're hungry, tired, it is an old one, but a goody. >> most of us would never go anywhere, we're like that all the time, especially the news people. >> many people shop like that just to feel better. >>> thank you, wendy, feeling better already. >>> and thousands taking to the streets in dueling rallies, both against mohamed morsy and the protesters. [ woman ] it's 32 minutes to go time, and the candidate's speech is in pieces all over the district. the writer's desktop and the coordinator's phone are working on a joke with local color. the secure cloud just received a revised intro from the strategist's tablet. and while i make my way into the venue, the candidate will be rehearsing off of his phone. [ candidate ] and thanks to every young face i see out there. [ woman ] his phone is one of his biggest supporters. [ female announcer ] with cisco at the center... working together has never

share your sense of personal hygiene or your appreciation for the finer things in life, and, beds, cologne with half the stuff that per final does. skip it. save finding a scent that hints of old cheddar, just get us the cheddar. ♪ it is looking a lot like christmas ♪ ♪ everywhere you go >>neil: tip nine, do not wander. sales people pounce on you, look like you know what you are doing and on a mission even if you do not know what you are doing and the shopping ordeal is a mission. sales people can tell a clueless overwhelmed shopping zombie a mile away, keep them at bay or i am telling you, you will end up buying average entire living room set when all you were thinking about was a couple of candle sticks. finally, tip ten: hide that one gift you are counting on do make the personal statement, like the dad in christmas story, he hid the bb gun until the end and you want to make them think that is all they got and, then, boom, you just say, well, what's that there behind the plant, you see that? then, you are now sitting significant other, and almost they forget it's just a yule log but you

pizza perfume, meet cologne. it's edgy, people.ou seen the brad pitt commercials for chanel number five? >> the world turns and we turn with it. plans disappear. dreams take over. >> what? what? brad pitt should totally do the pizza perfume commercials. it's not a pizza. it's a slice of a dream wrapped in a riddle around a hot dog. it's not delivery. it's digiorno. although chanel probably would not go for it. i wouldn't want to confuse conan o'brien more than he already is. >> i watched it again today. and i have to say, it's even stranger than i remembered it from the first time. >> it's not a journey. every journey ends, but we go on. the world turns. we turn with it. >> the point is, every perfume needs a celebrity spokesman. if brad pitt isn't available, pizza hut should do whatever it can to get kristin wiig. >> she knows exactly where to go. she knows exactly what to do, and all her friends are dudes. >> red flag. >> she's exquisite. but she also lived in vegas for 11 years. >> red flag. >> she's funny, but not funny

they want to have pizza flavored cologne. >> this is coming out of canada. jessica was telling us about this. it's a special select group of people getting this. they went on facebook. they took part in the question and answer and they're going to get what is it? >> there are 110 bottles that were produced of these perfumes. >> who is going to wear it? >> does it have pepperoni or anchovies on it? it all depends. if you have the shave cream with the bacon flavor, you have a meal. >>> one thing we know the forecast is going to stay cloudy and damp for today. looks like temperatures on the cool side but not so bad as we head over the next three days. today it will be about 53 degrees. warmer for tomorrow. >>> southbound 295 before the sousa bridge, disabled vehicle has turned into an accident. here southbound 270, take a look. yikes. it's going to be like this all the way into rockville because of an earlier accident. >>> wall street waiting on the jobs report out in an hour and a half. >>> cbs this morning is next. they'll have more on that. >>> see you back

cameras were rolling last week when the tv show host pours flammable cologne on the comedian. and that does burst into flames. it's not clear why the host doused hutchins with the liquid or what ignited it. much inis in the hospital. he says the host's actions were completely unexpected and he considers it a criminal act. he is still recovering. >>> ford motor company recalling thousands of cars because of a fire hazard on two of their vehicles. ford says there have been reports of overheating and fires in the ecoboost engines and some of the 2013 models. so it's now recalling nearly 90,000 ford escapes and fusions. they are working to fix the problems and asking the owner to call a dealer as soon as possible to arrange for a free loaner vehicle. they will take care of the problem. >>> 6:20. fighting to stop the slide. the raiders looking for a win at home against the browns. >> plus, reigniting the quarterback controversy. the 9ers fall to the rams so will alex smith get his spot back? ,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, three weeks... but this time >>> very impressive storm totals. th

knowledge was in the hands of the paid experts for whether it was a deal as a dad to know your kid's to cologne. he conceded it. but the end of the story was his daughter who i talked to, who said first we were embarrassed about that and then we thought was funny and now i am so proud to have a data jumps in. something for boys, something for girls. then there are party animators, you can hire a party animator, a lot of long island bar mitzvahs, to bid 14-year-olds, hire someone to come in, on, let's get it going to. and a professional enthusiast shows up in all the photographs of all the board's votes, same guy and then the thank you letter goes to the planner. dear sophie, thank you very much, a really fun birthday, had the best time playing games and digging for a gust, for helping make my birthday is so special, love harrison. and some letters are just what are you doing today? kind of formed a relationship with the specialist. so you can also hire a dog walker, one on one, it is $15 for 15 minutes, 25 for 30, lower fees, the dog is part of a larger package, talk to someone who said where h

when i first saw this movie in 2004, i just immediately rushed out, bought my sex panther cologne andg people with tridents ever since. what bodes well for this one is they wayed a long time to make this one and the entire cast is back. great sign, and even though the first one was kind of lightning in a bottle, i have my fingers and toes crossed. >> i feel that i truly am the model for ron burgundy, if you look at my facebook page with the early pictures of me, i am that man. excited about the sequel. >> i love it. you have the voice too. >> thanks. how about some others besides anchorman? we've got iron man, no direct reference to me, but what do you think of that one? >> no, i don't know about that. look at those bicepses. now, "iron man 3" is led, again by robert downey junior who i think was born to play this role and based on the trailer, this one looks pretty dark. it looks very dark nooistesque and this is when robert downey junior can really show us his acting chops. director shane black is new to the franchise. it is going to be funny, but honestly, the trailer makes me thin