conan o'brien smart guy. harvard guy.ut he doesn't want to lose any more audience than he has already lost in the past two months because he look leno's place and that show is not doing well. is he down like this. what does that tell you? >> that's the worst possible place to be. when you are like this. severing looking down. his hands are up. it's look like what happened to my power? where did it go? what does bill maher do ultimate and pacifying he leans over and touches him. this was a really. bill -- bill maher was very dominant in this situation. he even says it at the end he goes -- he leans over and says i do hurt you? you look crest fallen. o'brien tries to recover by lifting up and doing all these big exaggerated movements. you can't recover from that. bill: what in your opinion listening to what mar was saying isn't that rereridiculous. is he a left leaning guy. is he pushes this agenda. but o'brien should know that it wasn't -- bill maher was much more offensive later we will show that clip in pinheads and patr

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courtesy of conan o'brien who takes a little shot at a political word smith. >> the man who wrote many of the speeches for president george w. bush is now working on his memoirs. true story, no. the book will be called "me do bad job." >> conan o'brien, everybody, and that is the mash-up. >>> breaking news tonight, though, we're going back to it, bill clinton wheels up from north korea with two american journalists just released from captivity. there a big victory for the u.s. but is the former president upstaging his wife? >>> plus, my exclusive interview with the one and only whoopi goldberg, we're going to talk politics including her take on sarah palin, president obama, and her own co-host elizabeth hasselbeck. >> i'll tell you what elizabeth has done for me. she has made me realize that i have to listen as well as talk. and sometimes she will say something that makes absolute sense to me and i know i'm getting better because i heard it, you know what i mean? some people buy a car based on the deal they get. others buy the car of their dreams. during the lexus golden opportunity sa

conan o'brien will be happy. rich bisaccia's night on the sideline. here we go. >> woo! rock 'n' roll now, let's go. one, two, three, let's go. how did that feel? good. good job! nice job, man. did you get on the numbers? >> yes. >> good. there, dude, good. >> joe: we're showing rich so much on tv tonight, he'll get a free meal somewhere. >> troy: he should. i'd play for him. it's pretty obvious that he's an excellent football coach. >> joe: here we go, josh freeman, the rookie. top pick. fires and the pass broken up. a good play made by sean smith. the rookie. hopped in front of mario yoord da. >> troy: josh freeman says he hasn't noticed much difference in the game in the nfl level compared to kansas state. there are a lot of college kids like sean smith, first year players, so he's playing against the basically same level of talent. i can tell you if he ever gets into a regular season game, he'll feel far different. >> joe: second and ten. quick setup and throw. the pass is complete. ball comes out. and they're saying the play was over and urt ta was down. impressive

conan o'brien will be happy. rich bisaccia's night on the sideline. here we go. >> woo! rock 'n' roll now, let's go. one, two, three, let's go. how did that feel? good. good job! nice job, man. did you get on the numbers? >> yes. >> good. there, dude, good. >> joe: we're showing rich so much on tv tonight, he'll get a free meal somewhere. >> troy: he should. i'd play for him. it's prettybvious that he's an excellent football coach. >> joe: here we go, josh freeman, the rookie. top pick. fires and the pass broken up. a good play made by sean smith. the rookie. hopped in front of mario yoord da. >> troy: josh freen says he hasn't noticed much difference in the game in the nfl level compared to kansas ste. there are a lot of college kids like sean smith, first year players, so he's playing against the basically same level of talent. i can tell you if he ever gets into a regular season game, he'll feel far different. >> joe: second and ten. quick setup and throw. the pass is complete. ball comes out. and they're saying the play was over and urt ta was down. impressive throw.

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. >> when conan o'brien took over as host of the,000 back in may, it didn't moon jay leno was gone for good. >> he's preparing to return to nbc with an even bigger show starting in september. mark barger has a preview. >> reporter: it was back in may when jay leno said his "the tonight show" farewell. >> good night. >> reporter: now after a summer break from tv -- >> tell your wife you're going out for a coke. you go to argentina. stop! great story. so many great jokes you miss out on. >> reporter: he's preparing to move into prime time next month with the jay leno show. >> how many stars on that flag? >> moving too fast to count them. >> got a lot of n elements in the show. we have a lot of correspondents, a lot of young comics. we hope we can make some stars on the show. >> reporter: leno's comments came in a round of interviews to talk up his new 10:00 p.m. comedy show. >> governor schwarzenegger had to take a second job narrating "hooked on phonics." the 10:00 hour is murder and mayhem. you go to bed with somebody being dissected. >> reporter: nbc has plenty riding on leno, turning

conan o'brien loved it!sterday, in africa, secretary of state hillary clinton lost her temper at a college student when he asked her a question about her husband's opinion on a certain issue. she got mad. you're not going to understand why she got upset because the question was, who's hotter, megan fox or ava longoria. >>> while hillary clinton's in africa, bill clinton is in las vegas celebrating his birthday. that's true. he's in las vegas. if hillary clinton's in africa and bill clinton is in vegas, why is bill the one who woke up ten feet from a goat? >> it didn't gate laugh, gotten a oh from the audience. after hillary clinton realized what had happened, she and the student shook hands. >> we are still having money news for you. the federal reserve will announce his decision today on whether to raise its benchmark interest rate. right now, it is ranging between zero and a quarter of a percentage point not expected to change. investors will be watching for signs whether the fed believes the recession is

conan o'brien has noticed some senior citizens don't like the health-care plan for reasons you might not think. >> obama said he will not pull the plug on grandma. that is whthere was an awkward t when grandpa stood up and b ooed. "end it, i'm tired of her." greta: we are closing down shop. thank you for being with us. we will see you tomorrow. don't forget, go to gretawire .com and blog. maybe you will convince someone about health care. keep it

conan o'brien probably did. >> the white house said president obama will not, will not, call presidentteç him on his election. joe biden will call. [laughter] greta: well, the vice president can call us anytime he wants. we are here every single night. that is your last call. the lights are blinking, and we are closing down shot. we will see you tomorrow. do not forget. go to gretawire.com to blog. there are people you can debate with. there is a lot going on gretawire.com. anyway, bill o'reilly is next. make sure you stick around for bill o'reilly.

well, here's what conan o'brien says. >> former president bill clinton was asked about his wife hillaryton's 11 days to africa. he said i wish she were home. by that i mean her home is africa. >> all right. you wondered what would happened. somebody stepped forward and said we'll take michael vick. he's back with the nfl. so what do his teammates with the philadelphia eagles teammates think about that? with him comes a lot of scrutiny. >> definitely. there's lots of controversy around it. surprisingly or not, depending how you look at it, the eagles for the most part are in favor of it across the board. the coach is in favor of it and the quarterback mcnabb. at some point vick will see the field this year because mcnabb will probably get hurt and he has been one of the biggest supporters of it. listen. >> i pretty much lobbying to get him here because i believe everyone deserved a second chance and what a better place to come here with this group who continues to stay together and bond together through tough times. >> we give you the news, you give us your views. how do you feel about t

because we'll be on in gettysburg, pennsylvania, wgale right after conan o'brien's show.e and seven minutes from now. i emancipate your funny bone and proclaim this the funniest show on tv. [ scattered applause ] it's the underground railroad to laughter. [ light laughter ] you must get home in time to watch. [ laughter ] sincerely, corporal jebadyah ezekial washington fallon." ♪ >> knoxville, tennessee. >> jimmy: knoxville, tennessee. okay. here you go. all right. hey, if you are watching wbirk at 12:35 a.m. and you're laughing your ass off, then you may be a fan of "late night." [ light laughter ] >> my brother jimmy here says he's got a heart, man. them other fellas ain't got no heart. jimmy here got heart. >> jimmy: hey, brother. hold my beer while i tell these folks you'll laugh your "bass" off. [ laughter ] git-er fun. >> they can't "bait" to tune in. >> jimmy: watch us "tackle" the comedy. now get out of here. ♪ [ scattered applause ] >> nevada. >> jimmy: okay. nevada. okay. hey, jim and sue. you guys know why i pulled you over, do you? because you need to head hom

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leave it to conan o'brien to find something funny about the recession and illegal drugs. >> hey, thisweird. today police in detroit busted a marijuana-growing operation that had more than half a million dollars worth of pot plants. yeah. way to go, police. police found the only profitable business in detroit and shut it down. [laughter] what are they doing? greta: well, i suppose that's one way to look at it. that's your "last call," though, lights are blinking and we are closing down shop. thanks for being with us don't. we'll see you all tomorrow for "summer of evil -- the manson murders." go to greta.com and blog with us. i wonder what you think of health care reform.

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anyway, it made conan o'brien very happy last night. >> i can't believe this was in the paper today.hat federal reserve chairman, ben bernanke, has been a victim of identity theft. yeah. his credit card company became suspicious when they noticed repeated purchases of large, failing, american car companies. >> that would be the last thing you'd buy with his credit card. it's interesting. a little back story. george lee reid allegedly stole bernanke's wife's purse. walked into bank of america. tried to deposit a check. typical story of how this happens. >> the at least likely to have your identity stolen, above 65. most likely, under 30. and you were telling me, it's rarely prosecuted. >> this is one of those situation where's the creeps are still ahead of the cops. it's very difficult to do. what do you do? it comes down to you and your credit card company, trying to help. they say 85% of the cases, the company will give you back the money. >> will smith had $33,000 charged on his credit card before he realized there was a problem. i think i'd notice earlier. >> that's why they're gr

. >> when conan o'brien took over "the tonight show" in may, jay leno's role became bigger.morning he's giving us an idea of what we can expect. >> we got a lot of new elements in the show. we have a lot of correspondents. we have a lot of young comics. we hope we can make some stars on this show. >> nbc's got plenty riding on leno, turning over five hours of valuable prime time real estate. jay says it will be an alternative to 10:00 p.m. dramas other networks. the jay leno show debuts monday, september 14th. >>> more problems for d.c. councilman marion barry. the new questions this morning about how he's spending taxpayer money. >>> take a look at this. good samaritans race to the rescue to help those involved in a violent crash on a local street. >> inside the mind of a killer. what the gunman responsible for what the gunman responsible for a sand castle?oting at a óóóóóóñ sure, pal. let's just find a good spot. [ dramatic music plays ] a big day at the beach with the legendary taste of dunkin' donuts coffee on ice. this looks like a good spot. you kin' do it. america run

. >>> last night conan o'brien said this about an allegation that simpson supposedly made against hiscellmate. >> o.j. simpson is claiming that his cellmate is dangerous and may be plotting to kill him. that's what he said. yeah. then they explained to cellmate a, "that's a mirror." >> that was bad. >>> one of the stars of this summer's nba finals has tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug. here's larry smith with more on that. good morning. >> good morning. rich ard lewis will be suspended for 12 games. they say he took an over-the-counter substance that he didn't realize contained the substance. lewis is just the sixth nba player to test positive since testing began in 1989. the thing about the suspension is it's about one-eighth of the nba season. baseball season, it's nearly one-third. >>> will david ortiz come clean on his alleged steroid use? he's planning a news conference for tomorrow and he'll be joined by a rep for the players' association. this comes a week after claps that he tested positive in 2000 #. >>> this is really a big fight. now the ncaa says it will ban

. >> watch the replay on conan o'brien's joke about this. up when they noticed someone was trying to purchase a few companies. >>> i want to talk about a story that shows the signs of the times here. ford has got a little fiesta, very popular in australia, it's going to be launched in the united states next year. and instead of spending thousands and thousands of dollars on a big ad blitz, it's actually tapped 100 bloggers and has given them a ford fiesta for six months. during those six months they have to upload themselves driving the car on youtube and use as many social networking sites as facebook and linked in as possible to spread the word. i think it's going to catch on. >> another way of marketing. >> yes. >> to use as many means of communication as possible. >> the wheel is on the left side. if they bring it here -- >> they there-v to move it. >> to australi tratralians driv- >> we drive on the left. we're opposite of you guys. >> that's interesting. i've spent a lot of time asking american car companies over the last few months, b

produced the parody divorce court video for indigo productions using real dancers and actors and conan o'brien's we shot it in one hour. >> reporter: wow? in the real courtroom? >> in the real courtroom. >> reporter: i can't believe they let you in there the couple even stood on the furniture, pantomiming a fight. in the end, they make nice, with the newlyweds they are spoofing -- >> just kidding, guys. we love you. >> reporter: and talk about marriage, the original wedding dance video and the parody are now together forever. do you take this spoof to be your lawful wedded parody? jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> we want you to check out our