. >>> tonight my exclusive with conan o'brien. a rare interview with a late night legend. >> there's nothing more comical than the sight of me without my clothes on. >> his comedy, his life, his loves. now conan tells all. >> is any of this going to get in the papers, you think? this won't get out? >> conan o'brien as you've never seen him before. >> we often go to the spa together. >> not now. >> all right. it was your idea. >> conan o'brien and he doesn't hold back. >> that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nicest way. >>> and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. >> i'm just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire planet. he's also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren't you? >

past and past part of sneak. >> look at me, i'm conan o'brien.h my feet up on the desk and phone in the show. well, by god, i've got a couple of words for you. you better get your act together! >> so some skits from the late show. you've done thousands of interviews now and thousands of monologues. if i said you've got five minutes left to live, you can relive any moment from any of those shows. >> so this is the positive part of the interview, i've got five minutes left to live. >> yeah, you've got five minutes left to live. what would you go for. >> which guest? >> or a moment or something where you thought it defined or you for whatever reason was particularly memorable. >> okay. well, you know, i did a very silly remote once where we found a group of baseball players that play baseball in late 19th century rules. they do it in the costume with the mustaches. so i went out and put on the mustache and spoke in that sort of turn of the century baseball and it was so me. i've always said whenever i go, don't even give a eulogy, just show that pie

the way humans react but while it's fascinating, it might not we >>> tonight, my exclusive with conan o'brienre interview with a late night legend. >> there's nothing more comical than the sight of me without my clothes on. >> his comedy, his life, his loves. now conan tells all. >> is any of this going to get in the papers, you think? this won't get out? >> conan o'brien as you've never seen him before. >> we often go to the spa together. >> not now. >> all right. it was your idea. >> conan o'brien and he doesn't hold back. >> that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nightest way. >>> and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. >> i'm just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire planet. he's also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren't you? >>

. >>> tonight my exclusive with conan o'brien. nterview with a late night legend. >> there's nothing more comical than the sight of me without my clothes on. >> his comedy, his life, his loves. now conan tells all. >> is any of this going to get in the papers, you think? this won't get out? >> conan o'brien as you've never seen him before. >> we often go to the spa together. >> not now. >> all right. it was your idea. >> conan o'brien and he doesn't hold back. >> that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nightest way. >>> and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. >> i'm just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire plan planet. he's also an ordained minister.

conan o'brien mocking the obama campaign. are you kidding me? and then the factor tip of the day. your vacation coming right back. >> back ever book segment tent, reality check, we begin with check one, our reporting on the judge who sentenced a child rapist to just two years in prison. the feds have now moved in to charge the rapist andrew goodman with additional crime so the judge martin murphy cannot release him in september. judge fur if i -- murphy wanted to let the guy out in september if you can believe it as part of our reporting we asked new york governor andrew cuomo and chris christie to get behind the passage of jessica's law in their respective states. cuomo has completely ignored us. will sign jessica's law if the legislature passes it. christie also took a shot at me, quote. bill o'reilly is crazy if they sign it, i will -- if they send it, i will sign it o'reilly needs to open his ears and listen. be glad to, governor. we have been asking you to appear on the factor for years but you will not. we would like to listen. we would like you to sit right here so we could

conan o'brien mocking the obama campaign. are you kidding me? and then the factor tip of the day.our vacation coming right back. look at those toys. insurance must be expensive. nah. [ dennis' voice ] i bet he's got an allstate agent. they can save you up to 30% more by bdling your policies. well his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one of the world's smartest breeds. are yoin good hands? my feet and exactly where i needed more support. i had tired, achy feet. until i got my number. my dr. scholl's custom fit orthotics number. now i'm a believer. you'll be a believer, too. >> back ever book segment tent, reality check, we begin with check one, our reporting on the judge who sentenced a child rapist to just two years in prison. the feds have now moved in to charge the rapist andrew goodman with additional crime so the judge martin murphy cannot release him in september. judge fur if i -- murphy wanted to let the guy out in september if you can believe it as part of our reporting we asked new york governor andrew cuomo and chris christie to get behind the passage of jessi

. >> she is booked on david letterman and conan o'brien. >> has she really?no. >> i'm going to predict that she will come out and redeem yourself. >> that is the hardest on ever to sing. >> liam: hope, look at me. >> liam: i screwed up. i made the mistake of a lifetime, and i'm asking you to forgive me. just don't let this tear us apar because i love you, and i want to be married to you. and i'm just...

conan o'brien came up with ways to revamp the new phrase. >> we are moving this country forward. >> changenly comes through challenge. >> no you can't. no you shouldn't. don't even try. >> no, no, there's no jobs for you man. >> the economy's bad. it's all my fault. and i can't fix it. >> didn't have enough money to pay the bank, honey. and we have to move. we have to move. >> you should vote for mr. romney. >> come on, man. i'm serious. i'm serious. >> it's amazing what you can do if you screw around with the context. >>> actor will ferrell is as close to being on a campaign blitz as he'll get, a publicity tour for his new comedy "the campaign." he was on "morning joe" and kicked off his internet with a nugget on how to get mitt romney off to a better start in london. >> can i start off by saying that i think the olympics are going to run perfectly. great facilities. world class. i mean, i think it's going to be the greatest games of all time. >> you agree with governor romney. >> yeah. i stand by my statements. >> funniest guys are the guys that don't laugh when he tells the jokes. just

it's him and conan o'brien.y're synonymous for having the best and most awesome dos of all time. >> getting haircuts out here whoever wants to sit down out there can cut hair with burrs. not me. you ain't taking my hair off. i like getting it thinned but don't caught cut me wald. it makes it sort of rough getting haircuts around here. >> the lack of a good haircut is not his only complaint about wabash. >> this is one of the best meals we got out of the whole menu. and we still ain't figured out what the meat is. it is alpacas or guineas or a combination of both. an alpaq-guinea. mainly what you get down here seven days a week you can count on it like clock work that is rice and dehydrated potato flakes. as i was saying, rice that means tonight we'll have potatoes on here. dehydrated potatoes. >> they add water to them and it's like sea monkies. they add water, poof, you know. stone says he had a better diet at indiana state prison because the inmates were allowed to tend gardens and grew their own food. >> this

it's him and conan o'brien.ut here whoever wants to sit down out there can cut hair with burrs. you ain't taking my hair off. i like getting it thinned but don't cut me bald. it makes it rough getting a good haircut around here. >> the lack of a good haircut is not his only complaint about wabash. >> this is one of the best meals on the menu and we still ain't figured out what the meat is. we've narrowed it down to alpacas or guineas or a combination of both an alpac-guinea. mainly what you get down here seven days a week you can count on it like clock work that is rice and dehydrated potato flakes. as i was saying rice. that means tonight we'll have potatoes on here. >> they add water to them and it's like sea monkies. add water and poof, you know. >> stone says he had a better diet at indiana state prison because the inmates could tend gardens and grew their own food. >> this place here has so much wide open area that is not being used. they could do the same thing over here. this place could feed itself even.

well, for conan o'brien, teri hatcher's appearance on his show in october of 2009 really knocks him outit starts when hatcher suggests she and o'brien do a mock triathlon together. >> it was supposed to end with teri racing into the studio, rushing down the steps and coming right here to the finish line. >> but watch what happens when the two approach the stage for the big finish. >> and i'm a big guy. i'm about 6'4", and i went back and hit my head. in that moment i saw stars but i tried to keep going. >> the audience is laughing and conan, the consummate professional doesn't let on he's hurt. >> let's see a slow motion replay of what happened right there. shall we, please? i believe i won. god! >> that was so close! >> i did not win. the winner is teri hatcher, ladies and gentlemen. >> after the taping conan goes to the hospital. that fall was no laughing matter. conan suffers a concussion. back at work within days he tells parents to have their children watch his fall as a cautionary tale. >>> coming up -- a salesperson attacked by a customer, plus a cop with some arresting moves. >>

take a look at what turned up on the conan o'brien show. >> america's few stur not as bright as it'sl be dead. >> we will not succeed. >> america workers are part of the problem. >> i'm sorry. sorry. >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and we are closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure you go to greta wire.com. everybody is, and there is an open thread tell me what you thought about tonight's show. keep it here on fox news channel. good night from washington, d.c.. epor of it. you be on top of it. >> eric: hello, i'm eric bolling with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: a huge day for mitt romney. he is finally fired up and he is on offense. this is the mitt we have been waiting for. today, the governor who knows a thing or two about business took the president to task for saying american businesses can't make it without the government's help. >> see, the idea to say steve jobs didn't build apple, that henry ford didn't build fort motor, the papa john didn't bu

they were on conan o'brien recently. this is an orchestrated effort.he campaign is doing what it can to help make their dad look less, as you say perfectly, buttoned up. they accomplished that, think, tremendously. they tell a lot of stories about their dad at home as a prankster, josh who's the middle son tells a story about one time their dad was going into the basement and he was hiding there. josh was. when their dad reached out to grab the string to pull the light, josh grabbed him and they were wrestling downstairs. sounds like a black and white 1950s or '60s sitcom. everybody gets along like a beaver cleaver family. that's the intent they have, show folks their dad is a real guy, a nice guy, raised a good family and can have some fun. >> and what did you learn as well about the pressures of the campaign on the family, their mom, who's had her challenges with illness, and how they're coping as a family. >> i think about their mom's challenge. one of the questions i asked them was the simple fact that a family that has as much money as they do and

take a look at what turned up on the conan o'brien show. >> america's few stur not as bright as it'sl be dead. >> we will not succeed. >> america workers are part of the problem. >> i'm sorry. sorry. >>

take a look at what turned up on the conan o'brien show. >> america's few stur not as bright as it'swill not succeed. >> america workers are part of the problem. >> i'm sorry. sorry. >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and we are closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure you go to greta wire.com. everybody is, and there is an open thread tell me what you thought about tonight's show. keep it here on fox news channel. good night from washington, d.c.. eport which is followed immediately each day by this guy. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> you have got a business, you didn't build that. >> bill: debate raging across the nation about individual success and how much the achievers owe their country. carl rove and dr. austin goals buy will weigh in. >> i want people to know chicago welcomes immigrants. >> bill: mayor emanuel says he will defy the federal government and his friend president obama and not cooperate with immigration law. we will have a special report on that. also tonight, tattoos regret. and john stossel on gun crime

conan o'brien came up with ways to revamp the new phrase. >> we are moving this country forward. >> changemes through challenge. >> no you can't. no you shouldn't. don't even try. >> no, no, there's no jobs for you man. >> the economy's bad. it's all my fault. and i can't fix it. >> didn't have enough money to pay the bank, honey. and we have to move. we have to move. >> you should vote for mr. romney. >> come on, man. i'm serious. i'm serious. >> it's amazing what you can do if you screw around with the context. >>> actor will ferrell is as close to being on a campaign blitz as he'll get, a publicity tour for his new comedy "the campaign." he was on "morning joe" and kicked off with a nugget on how to get mitt romney off to a better start in london. >> can i start off by saying that i think the olympics are going to run perfectly. great facilities. world class. i mean, i think it's going to be the greatest games of all time. >> you agree with governor romney. >> yeah. i stand by my statements. >> funniest guys are the guys that don't laugh when he tells the jokes. there you have it. ferre

. >> reporter: and all appeared on conan o'brien, trying to humanize their father. >> no one likes to get pranked. >> we learned that the hard way. >> reporter: the president clearly enjoys bringing his daughters on vacations to places like hawaii and national parks. but thrusting them into the political process could bring unwanted attention. he cautioned against that in an interview with abc news affiliate wcrc. >> those in public life were fair game. our families are civilians. >> reporter: last year, when malia turned 13, the president told robin roberts about a different kind of attention for his daughters that is unwanted. from boys. >> i understand teenagers are complicated. i should also point out that i have men with guns that surround them. >> reporter: tomorrow morning, president obama begins his first campaign bus tour of the election season. visiting the battleground states of ohio and pennsylvania. his family will not be with him. >> jake tapper, thank you for that. >>> now, let's take a moment for all of us to remember andy griffith. the legend we last yesterday at the

andy cohen tweeted look at the queen's glorious frown and conan o'brien said watching london's openingieve my an ses orz were conquered by theirs and one person tweeted instead of james bond i wish they picked dr. who so he could take us all back in time. >>> michael phelps is going for gold against ryan lochte. phelps won his swimming trial this morning by a hair. piers morgan talked to the 14-time gold medalist to ask him about being an american role model. >> london is my hometown. everyone is very excited about you coming. what is extraordinary is every american athlete i interviewed, when i asked them to cite a role model 90% say you. that is weird god-like figure to them. with that comes responsibility. are you aware of the status you have amongst your peer group? what do you feel about that responsibility? >> i mean, sometimes i feel it, but i like to just think of myself as a normal person who just has a passion and has a goal and a dream and goes out and does it. that's really how i always lived my life. >> i have seen you say that before. come on, michael, you're not a normal

. >> that guy, conan o'brien, grew up about one mile from the little basilica in the back bay known as fenway park where last night the red sox hosted the tigers. they signed a free agent a while ago named carl crawford. an rbi triple he hit in the first inning. he looked like a pretty good player, john. >> he's a bargain. >> later, miguel cabrera shot to the left side. will middlebrook saved his own life by catching this. red sox up by 2 in the eighth. middlebrook given. boston beats the tiger. they've won three games in a row due to the skillful management of bobby valentine. ichiro, bang, right off the facade of the second deck, his 100th career homer, brings the yankees within one. johnson strike him out to end the game. 0s win 5-4. o'reilly and trump, i don't blame you. doing the wave is a mark of poor parenting, folks. don't do the wave at ball games. watch the game. yankees have lost three straight. don't worry about it, yankee fans, they're still 6.5 up on baltimore in the american league east. now the red hot oakland as at home against the rays. brandon hicks over the wall, ba

get fired for not doing anything before the show, i do have to pay their entire salaries like conan o'brien got fired from "the tonight show" so i'll have to support joel and everybody else. >> so you're -- >> where are they all going? >> you're invested now. >> they might resign. >> yeah, they all left. meanwhile, here's what's -- >> forget about meatless monday. we get manless cameras. >> that's exactly right. forget the friendly skies. the sick truth just revealed about the biggest airports around the country. what you need to know before you fly next. >> then -- need a relief from the daily grind? how about crushing some cars in a tank? our own dave briggs gets behind the wheel or if they've got a wheel and drives over some stuff. >> this is exactly what dave briggs has always needed. >> a tank! [ male announcer ] while many automakers are just beginning to dabble with the idea of hybrid technology... it's already ingrained in our dna. during the golden opportunity sales event, get great values on some of our newest models. this is the pursuit of perfection. t get great values on some o

you know, remember how they did the conan o'brien, jay leno thing and the ann currey situation and now had fun on the fourth of july this week. they wanted to see who outside of the united states made the best apple pie. the hill reports the department held a party for all of the embassies in washington this week with an apple pie baking contest. the only rule was you had to use apples and be creative. judges included the owner of a dc pie shop. >> that doesn't make sense for apple pie. >> have to be raw appear ems. >> critics from the washington post were there and the under secretary of state patrick kennedy. they found the best came from the kingdom of belgian. no. 2, the united kingdom and number 3, hungary. >> belgian?% okay. >> belgian restaurant down the street here, belga. plug. plug away. >> tee shirt. >> the secret to the hungarian apple pie is fresh horse meat. really delicious. >> and serena williams awed vancing to the wimbledon final did it with a bang. she had a tournament record of 28 serves against azaranka including the final point to seal the deal and is in her 7th f