yeah he's kind of the reason i got in trouble cuz i would hang out with him. he got me into using drugs and stuff. i don't know, i kinda think that's what lead up to me being in here. to me just wanting to be like him but, i shouldn't want to be like him. that just pretty much reminds me of my family 'cuz i eat a lot of this stuff at home. and ... yeah it just comforts me. this is his 4th birthday in an institution. >> jail at 11, foster care at 14, rehab at 15, then rehab and jail again. this time it was illegal alcohol possession, and then, violating probation by shoplifting. at 17, he was out of second chances. >> it sucks 'cuz like, on your birthday you want to be with your family the most. >> keith will spend his next birthday here too. trying to change his life while serving a 2 year sentence at the j. paul taylor center. >> this is my favorite- yeah this is my favorite kind of snack (laughs) so... i got to make sure she sends that. this juvenile lock up is also trying to change as part of a 2009 settlement with the aclu after accusations of physical and

got waffles and bacon and coffee too but an all-star breakfast comes ♪ with some rules >> stephen: ♪ cuzharm save that rowdy biz for the ♪ other waffle shops follow the rules or someone's ♪ callin' the cops >> ♪ don't say no swears or write on the wall ♪ you can have your fun, son, but don't have a brawl ♪ no spitting, no yelling, no slip 'n slides ♪ and if you're gonna get sick better head outside ♪ don't sleep in the booth, save it for your bed ♪ no shirt, no shoes, no knuckleheads ♪ ♪ >> ♪ you're killin' your hangover but you're ♪ killin' my mood all these nice, upstanding families just came for some food ♪ if you're gonna cause a ruckus then i must object ♪ these are world famous waffles son, show some respect >> stephen: ♪ cuz this ain't a waffle circus or a waffle asylum ♪ you got problems with that, you better reconcile 'em ♪ you wanna be a drunken mess, you better do it at brunch ♪ cuz this house has rules and there's a bunch >> ♪ no drinkin, no druggin, don't show your behind ♪ don't build no evil robots for enslavin' mankind ♪ no skeletons or zombies cause we don't serve the de

cause a ruckus then i must object these are world famous waffles son, show some respect >> stephen: cuz this ain't a waffle circus or a waffle asylum you got problems with that, you better reconcile 'em you wanna be a drunken mess, you better do it at brunch cuz this house has rules and there's a bunch >> no drinkin, no druggin, don't show your behind don't build no evil robots for enslavin' mankind no skeletons or zombies cause we don't serve the dead knuckleheads you want em scattered, smothered, covered listen what i said no shirt no shoes no knuckleheads >> stephen: waffle house, do the right thing! we'll be right back with more sturgill simpson! everybody, give it up! and clearer skin. this is my body of proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis ...with humira. humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage and clear skin in many adults. humira is the #1 prescribed biologic for psoriatic arthritis. humira can lower your ability to fight in

cuz i'm not the only person. i'm like the center of all theels people and then these people and i'm in here. so all these people that i work for, that gave me the shot, i wanted to pay them off as long as i could. and once we were getting emmys and stuff, that means a lot to them. so i note that as long as i couldment and all the people that work for me, that make a living working on my show. >> right. >> it was very hard to tell them you're all fired. and tell all these people, i quit. that's very hard to do. that's a lot of pressure. >> rose: and how did you get up the nerve to do it? >> i didn't have a choice. i did it when i finally was like i can't do this. so and also because i don't work for these guys, make zack's show, pamela's show, and these people all work with me on horace and pete and they will work elsewhere. but between each thing they are like what, where did it go? >> rose: would you have any interest of create building a creative factory. >> that is kind of what my company is. >> rose: that is

cuz he was really frungy-- funky in the late '70s, am i wrong? it was like-- it was like finally someone cracked rick jaims code. he took it and elevated it to this other-- and that was just the beginning of decades of that. and now he's gone, and god bless him, we're going to miss him. (applause) not that he has me pouring baileys in my lucky charms. >> stephen: i had some lucky charms and baileys. >> why don't you share that with your guests, (bleep) come on. let's break it out. cheesier plaws. >> what i love is i love the st.pattee's day theme to this. >> stephen: we're a little late for the st.pattee's day parade. >> first of all, these are the i don't know what these little-- give it a shot. (applause) >> the truth is for a 60 year old man with type 2 diabetes, this is-- . >> stephen: a cry for help. (laughter) >> not exactly the breakfast of champions. man oh man. >> stephen: not bad, huh. >> you know, after having a bite of that, i think i'm changing my political affiliation. and i'm going to vote republican every chance i get. cuz they're

by sea 4 my country and how it all started out 4 the brave and every boy scout 4 doin' it yourself cuz you want it done right 4 by 4 the top down - stars keep ya up at night 4 by 4 every one of our seventy-five years 4 by 4 the wave - that's how we say 'cheers' that's how we live 4 by 4ever >>> i would have been here on time if my ex-husband hadn't married a tween or my doctor had called in my child's asthma medication or my mother mobile had not been stranded on the freeway. >> she's not pregnant even though tabloids claim she is almost every month. she teams up with julia roberts >> you haven't aged that much. >> thank you. >> mom of two kate had an on-set experience with garry marshall. >> when i was on overboard as a kid, i liked to let the kids yell out "action", or "rolling." and i remember being that little kid on his set. and i watch ryder, and he's sitting with garry, and we had a bit of an emotional moment. and garry's like, uh. >> congratulations. >> i'm not a contest winner. >> julia plays a tv host and best-selling author who forfeits a family for her career. this is the f

cuz it's a real baby. >> real baby. i learned that babies do not like being held by someone other than their mother a lot of the times. >> stephen: it's true. >> and they will scream and cry in your arms. >> stephen: right. >> also you can't reason with a baby, chill out, man. i can't handle this. >> stephen: uh-huh. does it make you want to have one? >> you know, i did feel between the crying in my arms and things like that, i do shall-- i'm at i think more than anything i was very attached to my own mom and i think that that sometimes makes me feel like that would be a nice relationship to replicate downwards. >> stephen: that's nice. your character is named mindy and your name is mindy. do people ever hold you accountable for the things that your character does. >> yes. and you know we might have that in common a little bit. because mi character does a lot of crazy stuff. >> stephen: she's wonderfully selfish. >> and she-- there is a lot of really polarizing stances on things. >> stephen: without does your character

then i looked at it like, you know, cuz this.nd this and this. i twlowrote this manage illnant tumor of a thing -- malignant tumor of a thing, this wasp nest of thoughts. i sent it to my mom. she said, sure. send it. >> reporter: you sent it for her sflfl. >> >> yeah. i hate to put her oeone coming - >> his rookie years. ticay. >> reporter: will you do it agaion't. i shouldn't have said even what i said. i'm sorry. i apologize. >> reporter: you don't mean that. >> not at all. >> great. >> yeah. he rarely does interviews -- >> he is the king of comedy today. he's the guy people are look at. >> to norah's point, he rarely does squlufs interviews. he lost weight. looks good. >> i like that he crawls into the crack he says people don't want to talk about and exploits that for comedy. >> interesting about the show, it's only on the web. re here's a guy with all the mani.es he has, created a show >> do you know what like? that he sent it to his mom.re >> more with louis c.k. at cbsthismorning.com. he reflects on his friend gary shandli

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. >> oh, totally, man, cuz it's the 44th anniversary of apollo 16 landing on the moon. don't get much higher than that. >>> wednesday was april 20th, better known as 4/20 for marijuana users. it was high time for celebrating in cities and states where recreational pot use is legal. people's denver's civic center park turned out to light up in honor of the day where the cloud of smoke was visible from the news chopper overhead. hopefully they were flying really high. >>> to a much different way of getting high, nasa released borealis shot with ultra high-def cameras. the jaw-dropping video from the international space station has gotten nearly a million views in just one day on youtube. >>> first lady michelle obama welcomed family to the white house for take your daughters and sons to work day. flotus discussed her family's first order of business after the white house. >> we got a presidential library, and i'm going keep doing all my initiatives. right after he leave here, we might just take a nap. >> mrs. obama was asked if she plans to follow in the path of another f

cuz we travel on the bus all day, we get to play.get to play-- (laughter). >> larry: how hard is it to be [bleep] normal! how hard? (cheers and applause) look, carly, say anything you want, just whatever you want to do, just don't sing like a creepy young girl from a horror movie, okay. stay away from that. ted cruz also thought he would creep out the people of indiana, the hassiers, state lovers of basketball by pretending that he shared their affection. >> instead he flubbed the word for hoop. >> you know, the amazing thing is that basketball ring here in indiana is the same height as it is in new york city. >> larry: that's right n basketball, indiana state ed it cruz called this a basketball ring. you know, that's like going to the adult entertainment expo and calling this a [bleep] hoop. easy mistake. easy mistake. all right. so for last night's contest we knew going in trump and hillary were going to win, there was no drama but that didn't stop the networks from des freightly trying to convince us that what we were watching is

(as clinton) "i almost got you flowers 'cuz i almost love you."ninja apology felt a little bill clinton-y, this is a past-his-prime ninja who can still flick those throwing stars -- he just doesn't know who he's going to hit. and this election season, it always seems to be hillary's campaign. >> bill clinton: sometimes when i'm on a stage like this, i wish we weren't married, then i could say what i really think. we are all mixed race people. if you believe we've finally come to the point where we can put the awful legacy of the last eight years behind us... >> larry: awful legacy? you know your wife was the secretary of state for four of those "awful" years, right? bill, if you keep that up, you know what you will be saying in november, (as bill clinton) "well, honey, you were almost president. heck, i almost voted for you! (applause) i'm almost sorry you didn't win." (laughter) any more sabotaging words directed at the voting bloc that you desperately need for your wife to be president? >> bill clinton: you are defending the people who killed th

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b, cuz you were an investment banker. and were in charge of an effort to bring the olympics to new york. and also, you know, responsibility, with mike bloomberg, from new york and economic development as well. >> right. >> was that the beginning of you and taking a different and higher level of interest? and concern and preeshes of the pont? >> well, certainly my interest in cities really started with our effort to bring the olympics to new york. that became a plan for the physical future of new york which lead me to mike bloomberg so i spent six years as deputy mayor. and then he asked me to come run what in fact is the biggest technology company in new york city and bloomberg lp. it's really the combination of those experiences as kind of an urbanist helping to run a city. and somebody who is running a technology company and then beginning to see the po text for technology to change our cities. so you ask like what is an example. these things will not unfold right away. they will unfold over decades. in the electric gri

cuz we prpb. >> what impact. is the impact of this such a wonderful feeling i've discovered, you know, a new priority. you say it's now the fourth stage. >> of life. >> of life, yeah. well, it is. you mentioned that we're living longer. >> right. >> we're going tow live 30 years longer after we retire, if we retire, charlie. >> you and i. >> we're meant to retire. >> yes. we're going to live another 30 years for the most part. and if you retire, there's a new phase of lifive. and we haven't had it before. when i say new i don't mean for me, i mean for everybody. and i'm suggesting in the book that the best way to spend it is to help your children raise the grand children. >> yeah. >> so let me get this. >> so in addition to telling stories on 70 minsz, you'll be telling stories to your grand children, so you are a story teller wherever you turn. >> i think that's wonderful. >> rose: thank you for coming. >> i love coming. >> rose: i want to you come back and we'll talk about the book more. but also talk about a r

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cuz you have obviously a bigger role to play in.een bernie and hillary, are you happy with how the race is being run right now. is the democratic party happy with the relationship between the two because it seems like it's becoming nastier and nastier as the race goes. >> i really think that that is some drama that is created by the media that just isn't there. i'm very proud of our candidates. and their supporters should be proud of them. and i know they are. if you look at the clown car that is, has been riding around the country on the other side of the aisle, i mean, and you're laughing because it's true. >> trevor: no, i'm laughing because i started picturing them in the car. >> well, right, right. and they're all getting out of the top and the sides. >> trevor: who is driving and who is doing what what sph. >> from our standpoint i want them debating every day and i bet my counterpart reince priebus want them to debate never. because every time they open their mouth they do something to alienate somebody else. i'm so proud bec

one in sir cuz and one out of water town. and wrapping it up with a rally on monday night. he said the current system is rigged and disflynn expect, >> and here's trump in surcarouse. it is a bad system and a dirty system. and we are going to do something p it. the republican national committee better get going. you will have a rough july in that convention. and you better get going and staten out the system. >> reporter: you know, trump is rammerar on this. it is to be enfranchised. it is laying the scone in the vote. >> it was a big day for john kasich, tell us about that. >> it was, the brian sandoval from nevada endorsed john kasich. a lot of his candidates sought it. and he with held even though he voted for marco rubio. but he believes kasich is the only one to bet them in the fall. kasich is now the likes the best new york to the he being poipd. wolfing down >> we are interesting in this we and my don in rork. i can upon think we'll win with the delegate. >> that is in for a delegate hunt and that can't help until the connepgz. oven his chosest campaign shaf you can'

the idea of debating with sir cuz in theÑi tournament no lesss ludicrous. a week after new york. five northeastern states hold primaries. next weekend wyoming caucuses and sand is -- sanders done well in caucus state. >> bernie sanders has 11011. and gop side 736. and ted cruz 463. and the nominating contest in the states are already done and what happens if no candidate gets enough delegates. in come the unbound delegates, jeff rosen explains. >> fox news said that donald trump has won louisiana. but because of the intricate rules the way they program the delegates including those unbound ted cruz could get the majority. >> i won and then i found out i get less delegates than the guy who doesn't win. you think that is far? donald is tlitenning and staffing up in the quiet strug toll woo the local party activists that will serve as delegates. >> he just hired the man who is highly skilled on the convention floor. cruz is not playing to win on june 7th. he's looking to prevent trump from winning. >> and so is kasich whose only win came in ohio and hopes came

[laughter] 'cuz each of those was a 1,000-word answer, right? each of those was a thousand word answer dr. alcoff whose new book is called "the future of whiteness." and i was wondering if you could comment on how the concept of whiteness has changed over time and what it means today. >> it's changed a lot over time over who is included, right? i mean, we know that southern europeans and jews were not include. it's still uncertain whether latinos are included. some are, perhaps, some aren't. but the meaning of whiteness from the beginning incorporated an idea i call vanguardism, that whites were the vanguard of the human ra the meaning from the beginning inc. an idea that i call vanguard is him. i think it's a white exceptionalism.int of what's changed today as whites can no longer presume that there point of you will go unchallenged. our cultures are moree diversified than they ever have been so that more more white people, because of the demographic changes that are happening, a lot of white people live and work and go to school t him majority