dana white, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very funny man with a comedy album called "choosy lover." on his website, dinoarchie.com. please welcome dino archie! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> yes, excited to be here on "jimmy kimmel live." this is very exciting. i am a little hungover. i just had a birthday two months ago. and after 30, a hangover turns reminds me i'm not quite an adult. i try to log into my itunes account. forgot the password. they started asking me all the public at quus lose personal questions. what's your mother's maiden name? why is your dad not proud of you? [ laughter ] then they gave me an option. they said, would you like to retrieve a security question you wrote yourself four years ago. i'm like, of course i'll know this. no lie, the question i wrote myself was, my [ bleep ] what it do. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? that means four year ago me is like, you always know what it do, homeboy! you'll never not know what it do! i have no idea what it

dana white should be here telling us about this. >> jimmy: from the ufc, yeah. dana could sign your daughter up. do you think that's something your daughter might one day be interested in doing, fighting mixed martial arts? >> i sure hope not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. what could be worse than watching that? >> first time you see a 12-year-old put a mouthpiece in, you get a little like, whoa, sure you don't want to play yeah, but she's very good in it, and very disciplined in it, and she takes it quite seriously. >> jimmy: if she continues studying, at what age will she be actually able to beat her father up? >> i think we crossed that already. >> jimmy: you may have crossed that already. >> however, she five years away from college, so i'm perfectly fine with it. >> jimmy: to hell with it, right? combination of pride and humiliation, really, when something like that happens. it's very good to see you. the movie is called "little men." greg kinnear, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] opens a week from tomorrow. we'll be right back with dana white from the uf

dana white, everybody! td bank's new intern, bart, is one of those robots from an other bank, we're training him to bank human. uh-uh, bart? why are you winding the clock back? our live customer service is available all night, and all day for that matter. he's learning. at td bank we do things differently, like live customer service 24/7. bart: hello? hello! don't just bank, bank human. >> jimmy: our next guest is a very funny man with a comedy album called "choosy lover." on his website, please welcome dino archie! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> yes, excited to be here on "jimmy kimmel live." this is very exciting. i am a little hungover. i just had a birthday two months ago. and after 30, a hangover turns into pneumonia. but at this age, life still reminds me i'm not quite an i try to log into my itunes account. forgot the password. they started asking me all the public at quus lose personal questions. what's your mother's maiden name? why is your dad not proud of you? [ laughter ] then they gave me an opti

while u-f-c president dana white tells them to stop. we'll have more on what the fighters had to tensions were high at the u-f-c 202 press conference. conor mcgregor and nate diaz "nats of the bottles being thrown" the press conference comes just before conor mcgregor and nate diaz are set to face-off in a rematch at the t- mobile arena this saturday. mcgregor was 30 minutes late -- irritating diaz enough to walk off stage. a war of words ensued -- resulting in diaz hurling a water bottle towards mcgregor on stage. mcgregor threw one back before grabbing cans of monster energy drink... and throwing them at diaz and his team. u-f-c president -- dana white -- begged mcgregor to stop before ending the event early. diaz says: "he's a little silly man. he's got pictures of me up in his garage with him punching me in the face. what the bleep! who does that? trying to make yourself believe something." mcgregor says: "shut you bleep mouth! you'll do nothing! you'll do bleep nothing! not one of you will bleep out of here!" in the last fight betw

dana and conor talk, white then waves off the press conference. white: "sorry guys see ya saturday." don't know who subscribes to conspiracies but if ever there was a perfect plot, this might be it. conor mcgregor/fighter: "i see it as handbags they walk out talkin' what was it... we're ready to fight, ready for war to lets bring it im not here to talk and do these stupid press conferences they keep they i'm here to fight saturday night i will get my wish." >>> ((chris maathuis)) the las vegas 51s snapped a long losing streak last night, now would be a great time to go on a long winning streak. round rock express in las vegas tonight... second of four games... more home stand. not too many more chances to see the club this year. and tonight it was a chance to see former gorman grad and round rock slugger joey gallo and he doesn't disappoint. he sends one deep into the night and the express beats las vegas 10-8. as for joey, he's not sneaking up on anybody anymore. joey gallo/gorman grad: "going up the plate and they say who's this kid and lets see

his guests include greg kinnear, dana white, dino archie, and music from joe bonamassa. joyce: video of a seat reacher that does not even look real. a squid researchers captured while they were on an undersea expedition. it caught researchers offrd laughing at the purple, crazy-eyed creature. it looks like they photoshop to the eyes on it. -- photoshoped the eyes on it. you still think it is a dog toy, don't you? mark: i do. kathy: anyway. mark: in the meantime, let's talk about the possibility of rain. thunderstorms to the west of the together them up but it will likely we can quite a bit. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunke jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching.

we now know why and it's dana white's fault. charles: well, i guess, sure.te decided he was going to throw this little event called ufc 202 and then that gave casper the opportunity to deny jennifer lopez and go to ufc 202. harvey: you will totally relate to this. everybody watching this will totally relate to this if you have ever been in a relationship. here is the deal. jennifer lopez had a huge event in the hamptons in new york. ron perlman was throwing a party for the apollo theater. she wanted casper to go. this was a big deal,

and then throwing bottles at conor's posse forcing dana white to end the press conference. white: "sorry guys see ya saturday." conor mcgregor/fighter: "they walk out talkin' what was it... we're ready to fight, ready for war to lets bring it im not here to talk and do these stupid press conferences >> that fight is taking place at t-mobile arena...saturday night sherry how's the let's take a look at ((sherry swensk)) getting ready for that moon to set and it's full... really pretty. ........... we'll have more humidity today with a slight chance of thunderstorms. ............ temps are warm again this morning in the 80s.... .......... today more 100s, but not quite as hot. and a little more humidity coming up from the southeast today could bring us a chance of some isolated storms. let's take a look at the roads with demetria ((demetria obilor)) and symphony park. not seeing any major slow downs, but keep an eye out for it you're going to be traveling near the interchange. the off-ramp to south rancho is closed from southbound 95. use mlk as a detour to get off the freeway.

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching.

dana white could've hoped for. something to draw added interest to this saturday's fight card it happened at today's press conference. first of all conor mcgregor was about 20 minutes late.... so they started without him. nate diaz isn't the most eloquent speaker.. so they had nothing. then mcgregor shows up.. answers a few questions, diaz suddenly gets up with his team escalated... bottles were thrown by the diaz camp, which really riled up mcgregor and he started tossing things. it was crazy... dana ended the press conference immediately... it was amatuer hour at its best. shades of wwe. (( )) conor mcgregor/fighter;"i see it as handbags they walk out talkin what was it... we're ready to fight, ready for war to lets bring it im not here to talk and do these stupid press conf. they keep trying to get me to do and all this sy@$#@ they i'm here to fight saturday night i willget my ((chris maathuis)) maybe this will drive ticket sales... the fight isn't yet sold out... if you're into conspiracies... this show today w

ufc president dana white says they could face big fines, community service, or even suspension. on top of that, white says there were people injured more than likely sue the fighters. the drama surrounding us swimmers in rio continues. ryan lochte is now apologing.....saying he lied about being robbed at gunpoint. so what acutally happened? why the athletes say missing surveillance video may prove their innocence. plus... armed men storm in demanding cash and cell phones. how a clerk's quick thinking actions turn things around. remember chopper 13 is brining and a look at today's closing numbers.. the dow was down 45 points, closing at 18,553 i'm catherine cortez masto and i approve this message. four years ago i was diagnosed with breast cancer but early treatment saved my life. so i'm really outraged that joe heck voted ten times to defund planned parenthood which thousands of nevada women depend on for cancer screenings. congressman heck even threatened to shut down the federal government gun...and start demanding money and high-end cell phones. while the men loot the store,

dana white was said he's moving on.. and wants conor to fight for his featherweight belt which means going back down in weight and meeting jose aldo. that's certainly another fight fans want to see. i don't have a ballot, but if i did, las vegan kris bryant would have to be near the top of the still a healthy chunk of the regular season left... but he's red hot the cubs are red hot and right now it seems the cubs are the team to beat. (( )) kris braynt/cubs; "it feels good, this time last year we were battling for a wild card spot and now to have tht 10-11 game cushion, but got to go out and play and don't put pressure on themselves.. and we should be where we want to be at the end of the year. i think we were 500 club through 100 and took off from there into the end of the year. ((chris maathuis)) the unlv football team is less then two weeks away from kicking off its season at home against jackson state. over the weekend unlv held a pair of scrimmages, so things get serious now. there were a bunch of positives.. but th

u-f-c president dana white begged mcgregor to stop before ending the event early. in the last fight between the two -- diaz walked away with the win. olympic gymnast simone biles flips her lifelong crush -- actor zac efron. jeanne moos shows us how it was a dream come true. just because she crushes the competition.... doesn't mean she can't have a crush... ("ellen") "is it because he's gorgeous? that why you like him? yes (laughter)." 19-year old simone biles fulfilled a lifetime dream. no, not the gold medals...we mean the kiss from actor zac efron... (nat sound) a kiss that in this floor performance. simone had famously tweeted about her crush. "zac efron gives me breathing problems." ellen teased her months ago... ("ellen") "so i got you something to wear at the olympics." a leotard with zac's face all over it. (jeanne moos/cnn national correspondent) "actually simone has been kissing zac on a regular basis since christmas of 2014." that's when she received this lifesize cutout of efron that she (simone and reporter) "sometimes i used to kiss him on the cheek. y

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedianrchie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimm ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching.

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comediannd the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

u-f-c president dana white says it's not gonna happen... during an interview with t- m-z... white said the war was fun... but its we'll see about this... a 3rd fight could go down as the biggest in ufc history... that's a lot of money they'd be leaving on the table. two giant tanker trucks are tangled up this morning -- but it's no accident -- it's art. the piece is being installed in downtown las vegas at the former ferguson motel. fox 5's mike doria is there live with a look ath sculpture. it's called the big rig jig...and it's 50 feet tall. the two intertwined tanker trucks were modified to form an 's' shape. it was orginially designed for burning man back in 2007 but is now out of storage and on display just in time for life is beautiful. the sculpture is 25 tons and created create sculptures for different projects all over the world. in an interview with urbanghostmedia. com ross said he designed the sculpture as a commentary on the world's unsustainable use of oil. the sculpture was also once on display at coachella. here's a look at some of the other projects mike ross

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching.

dana white was said he's moving on. we'll keep an eye on this one... see how long conor will be out of action. ((dave courvoisier)) >>> our strange stories for ((dave courvoisier)) >>> around 15-hundred americans traveled to canada without meaning to. they were participating in the annual "port huron float down" in michigan territory... the saint clair river to canada! several canadian policing agencies pulled them safely from the waters... and sent them back to michigan on transit buses./// ((denise valdez)) >>> a penguin has received a special honor from his majesty the king of norway's guard. king penguin "sir nils olav" has received the new title of brigadier sir. since his adoption at the edinburgh zoo in 1972, he's worked his way up the ranks from mascot... receiving seven promotions brigadier sir nils olav was knighted in 2008./// ((tedd florendo)) >>> doctors had to surgically remove 40 knives from a man's stomach in india... after he spent two months swallowing them! the doctor in charge said he's never seen anything like it in 20 years of pra

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching.

tonight -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and comedian dino archie. with cleto and the cle jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching.

according to ufc president dana white, both fighters could face punshiment and a fine from the nevada state athletic commission over the matter. mark your calendar..unlv football is less than 2 away. the rebels will kicking of their 2016 season against jackson-state. the game is thursday septemeber first at 7 p.m. over at sam boyd stadium. tickets are on sale now. and today...you can check how the team is coming alone. their last pre-season scrimmage is being held at 8-10 this morning over at rebel park. here's a look at who's hiring. the scariest attraction on the las vegas strip is looking for inside "circus circus". the first job fair is today from - 2- to -6- inside "circus circus". you need to be over the age of -18- and you'll want to bring multiple forms of i-d. donald trump has always been a larger-than-life figure. and now, larger than life..naked statues of the gop nominee are popping up around the country. it's topping today's stories now trending. "it was pretty cool, this is pretty heavy though. hashtags online and i guess they are doing this all over the country and it's

ght -- greg kinnear -- from the ufc, dana white -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- ♪ [ cheers] >> jimmy: welcome to you program. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

ufc president dana white says they could face big fines, community service, or even suspension. on top of that, white says there were people injured during the chaos, and they will more than likely sue the fighters. there's something toxic that's brewing in lake tapps in washington.... but it's the warning that residents are ignoring! also... is facing more and more cases of the zika virus... now...officials are warning the deadly disease could affect adults and new alerts are out! in today's health report... deadly disease could affect pregnant women to avoid area after zika transmissions confirmed. this comes as miami city officials are warning of more cases of zika popping up in the area. and....new research indicating the virus can damage immature brain cells in adults - that suggests zika may not be as harmless for adults as doctors believe. the number of cases in miami has reached to 35.... there's zika would be a huge blow to the tourism industry there. and....the f-d-a is issuing a safety alert for a popular hair 21-thousand people have reportedly filed complaints about

it forced dana white to end the press conference short... saying, "we'll see you guys on saturday!" the fight is taking place at the t-mobile arena... seats are still available. /// ((kirsten joyce)) >>> right now.. we want to get a check on your forecast. we want to get a check on your forecast. ((brian loftus)) >> sherry swensk is here with that. ((sherry swensk)) pretty skies this morning... some clouds out there and a humidity that could lead to a chance of afternoon thunderstorms. ......... the mountain could have some smoke and maybe some afternoon storms. fire. but by the afternoon skies had cleared a lot. ............. and we were getting more of a southeasterly influence with some humidity and clouds. ............ and now that change in steering could bring us a thunderstorm today. highs in the 100s, but not as hot as the 107 yesterday. .............. ((sherry swensk)) thousand dollars for the metro officer facing child porn charges. officer ruben delgadillo faces possessing the pornography... and one count of distributing it. according to a police report... the officer adm

for throwing water bottles at ufc president dana white says they could face big fines, community service, or even suspension. on top of that, white says there were people injured during the chaos, and they will more than likely sue the fighters. it was a painful day at the ballpark for one baseball fan... let's take a look at today's stories now trending... :1-:6 2-0 pitch and weeks cleans it out and fouls it off in the seats padres fan...get hit hard in the head by a foul ball. the fan had to hold a cloth on his head to stop the bleeding but is o-k. "it feels like a tiny way to do a good thing while you're sitting at a bar at 4 o'clock in the afternoon on a weeknight." some anti-trump beer makers in chicago our showing their distaste for the candidate... all while raising money. presidential candidate's hair. the owners say they wanted to make light of the possibly offensive drink, by giving back to a more unifying cause. they're donating one dollar to the a- c-l-u for every pint sold now through the election. you can check out all of the stories trending today... on our ktnv mobile app

tomorrow night, greg kinnear, dana white from the ufc, and comedian dino archie. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor whom you know from too many memorable movies to mention. believe me, i've tried, it's too many. sunday nights on hbo, he faces off with dwayne johnson on a show called "ballers." >> you need to get sizzle back where he belongs then get back to business as usual. okay? >> no. >> if you think it was easy for you to dig some [ bleep ] up on me, how easy do you think it's going to be for me to dig up some [ bleep ] about your partner joe? reminds you of what i can do with what i already know about you, my friend. yeah? i'm too big to fail. you just entered a world of hurt. shame on you. >> jimmy: please welcome andy garcia! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? you look good with the beard and without the beard. was the beard a prop? >> i was going to say the same thing about you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> although i hear there's a lot of ladies saying you look very sexy with the beard. >> jimmy: that's what they tell yo

dana white has been more of a buzz kill this week....saying a third fight doesn't make sense.... he also mentioned that rhonda rousey - the biggest name in the womens division - will not fight at the much anticipated u-f-c 205.... go to beautiful f-c on fox 21..... start with the womens strawweight division....paige van-zant going toe-to-toe with bec rawlings... second round.. it's van zant.. looking like van dam with this flying head kick.... sends rawlings to the mat.. van-zant pulls out the hammer punches... and the dancing with the stars competitort comes away with a second round knock out win.... as for the main event.. well that one lasted just 110 seconds.... demien maia.. choked out carlos condit in the 1st round..claiming his sixth straight win... from the cage to the links.. third round of the barclays at bethpage state park... first tournament of the fedex cup playoffs.... start on 15.. it's the former rebel.. adam scott.. after two days he sat 26th.. but thanks to putts like this.. a 45 footer... mr. scott is climbing the ladder... one of six on the day... he sits sev

david spade, andy garcia, greg kinnear, bryce dallas howard, ozzy and jack osbourne will be here, dana white from the ufc, and we will have music from prophets of rage, the go-go's and the strokes. please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is a terrific actor whom you know from the "lord of the rings" trilogy and many films in which he doesn't wear chainmail. his new movie is called "captain fantastic," it's in theatres now. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how's it going? >> i come bearing gifts. >> jimmy: that's nice. i wish more guests brought me gifts. >> you're a mets fan. >> jimmy: i am, are you? >> i am. >> jimmy: nice. >> this is tom seaver, 1972. >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's pretty great. i had this card when i was a kid. i think my mom threw all of them away. we used to flip these. have you ever flipped cards? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like a nice entry into gambling. [ laughter ] >> darryl strawberry, signed. >> jimmy: i guess i should show these to the audience instead of just looking at them myself. see, that is i

be from the strokes, and later this week, andy garcia, greg kinnear, jack huston, dino archie, dana white and music from the go-go's. after four foul-mouthed seasons of baseball on "eastbound & down," our first guest returns with a new show set in the chalkboard-choked world of public school administration. "vice principals" airs sunday nights on hbo. please welcome danny mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're from virginia, right? i just mentioned virginia. >> yes, i grew up in virginia, yes. >> jimmy: are you from fairfax? >> fredericksburg, right down the road. >> jimmy: when you one of those kids running around with a movie camera making films? >> i was, i was into films. i grew up in the '80s. at the time skateboarding was the biggest thing that everyone was into. were you a skater? >> i wasn't, not at all. if you weren't good at skateboarding you'd have to pretend like you were, you were a poser, you know, that's what you would do. so i spent much of my childhood pretending like i could skate. >> jimmy: how do you pretend you can skate? >> you go home late at night and ru

. >> he says he has a message for dana white. he says the ufc is about money so give him a shot. she is the president of i'm not jumping through hoops for a sale. a limited time only? i'll tell you whose time is limited. coupons, really? riously, you want me to hurry? oh sure, let me just drop everything for your one day sale. at t.j.maxx, marshalls and homegoods, we've always offered amazing prices on the brands you love, every day. it's that simple. ? ? honey...our turn? yeah, we go left right here. (woman vo) great adventures are still out there. we'll find them in our subaru outback. (avo) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, >>> we have got to talk some football. the cardinals were still sputtering today. >> can we get one solid performance? one? >> i was the guy last week saying i was going to push the panic button. i am starting to panic a little bit. it is pretty ugly. the biggest concern for me is the cornerback play. justin bethel was a little scary. >> you are not concerned about >> he

and thursday, greg kinnear, dino archie, and dana white from the ufc. join us then. our first guest is an emmy-nominated actor and hollywood sex maggot who -- i mean magnet -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] anyway, he's got a show, it's called "fameless." it premieres monday night at ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sorry about that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was not a freudian slip at all. >> you got all the other ones right. hey, i was going to tell you that this little walk, i had dinner last night. five-star restaurant. >> j >> congratulations. i like to throw that in. when the hostess walks you in, you might have this happen. first of all, all my friends think the hostesses are cute. we invented an app that tells you where the three hostesses are in the restaurant. where's the one with the brown hair? table 26. didn't sell. >> jimmy: that's good. that is really stalking. >> we went to apple on all of them. >> jimmy: didn't like it, huh? this is funny, you'll hate it. i come in, i go to thie. she has to walk me but she wants to have a little chier chat. mr. spade, th