. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> from his houseimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. here we are again. you in your house, me in mine. i hope you had a successful mother's day. this was probably the strangest mother's day ever, especially for me. i spent some of my mother's day in a twitter feud with, you know that weird baby that lives in the white house? the one with the orange face? well, he is in a mood! and apparently part of the reason for that mood is something i did. on thursday night, i showed a video. it was one of these embarrassing photo ops of mike pence, the vice president, carrying boxes, delivering ppe to a facility for senior citizens. it was a publicity stunt to show how much they're "doing." but that happens in politics, ok. fine. the trouble started because at one point of the video, after awkwardly lugging a heavy box to the door, pence finds some empty boxes in the van. why there were empty boxes in the back of the van i don't know. but he finds them and says, "can i just carry the empty ones just for the camera?" which

let's get right to da lin who is in oakland for the very latest, da? >> reporter: ken, it's been a chaotic evening here. what started out as a peaceful protest has turned into a lot of violence in terms of vandalism, looting and chaos. i want to first point you to, let's start with chase here on this side right now. chase bank. they had a lot of pieces of plywood covering all those windows, well, the protesters actually took it down, ripped it off and broke all of those windows. they went inside and got other objects to break more windows inside chase bank and before that, they actually did quite a bit of damage to walgreens, and that's across the street right now. they set fire in there. that was the first major business to go down, basically. that mob mentality just took over and they actually a lot of protesters started breaking down the windows and the front glass doors. and then they started going inside to basically grab all the merchandise and products and started running out. and then someone started -- someone started setting some kind of fire

. >> no, i da, da, da -- >> you did. you also said the virus could go away by april. >> no, i -- [ baby talk ]. >> no, no, sir. you said it would disappear like a miracle. >> i -- [ baby talk ]. >> you said 15 people would have it and it would go down to close to zero. >> no. i -- >> you did. you said chloroquine would treat it. >> no! i -- [ baby talk ] >> you said we should try injecting disinfectant. >> no, i da, da dar, da, da the food. >> you said anyone who needs a test could get one. >> you praised china for being transparent. >> i da, da, da, food. >> you got rid of the pandemic response team. >> no, i -- [ baby talk ]. >> you ignored every warning throughout january and february. >> [ baby talk ]. >> jimmy: now go to your room and no fox news for you. we'll be right back with adam sandler. in the healthcare community, working to care for all of us. at novartis, we promise to do our part. as always, we're doing everything we can to help keep cosentyx accessible and affordable. if you have any questions at all, ca

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculousimmy: hello again, it's me, james kimmel. from my house. which is starting to feel like our house. it's still weird working from home. when the show ends i don't go anywhere. i just stand here until the next one starts. i will say, we had an action-figure packed day. there was a marvel mystery in the house this morning. my wife molly found this in the living room. i don't know if you can see that, there. spider-man with a coronavirus mask. so she assumed i did it. which i did not. she then asked our daughter jane, who is five, if she did it and she did not. then there was only one suspect left, our son billy, who just turned three. he did it! he found little piece of wallpaper in jane's dollhouse and pasted it on spidey's face. so, if you think your kids aren't absorbing all this, that's going on, you're wrong. i do need to explain to billy that spidey is already wearing a mask. you don't put a mask on a mask. it's like putting two condoms on.

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ this is ridiculous.use! >> jimmy: hello again. jimmy kimmel reporting from -- where am i tonight? oh, right, my house. reporting again from my house. this kind of tells you all you need to know about how it's going for me. last night, netflix recommended that i watch what i eat. here in california certain types of stores will be allowed to open in a limited capacity starting tomorrow. just in time for the most confusing day of the year for mike pence --mother's day. the captain of the space force was in alexandria, virginia today. you see here he is with no mask on, wheeling boxes of ppes into a health care center. and doing his best to lift them. what a hero. just barely in the door. and since it was going so well, and also because he didn't realize he had a mic on, magic mike decided to keep it going. listen in closely here. >> is this for the camera? >> jimmy: mike pence pretending to carry empty boxes into a health care center, what a ho.

right now on "jimmy ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ jimmy kimmel livethis is ridiculous. from his house! >> jimmy: hello again, it's me, james kimmel. from my house. which is starting to feel like our house. it's still weird working from home. when the show ends i don't go anywhere. i just stand here until the next one starts. we had an action-figure packed day. there was a marvel mystery in the house this morning. my wife molly found this in the living room. i don't know if you can see that, there. spider-man with a coronavirus mask. so she assumed i did it. which i did not. she then asked our daughter jane, who is five, if she did it and she did not. then there was only one suspect left, our son billy, who just turned three. he did it! he found little piece of wallpaper in jane's dollhouse and pasted it on spidey's face. so, if you think your kids aren't absorbing all this, that's going on, you're wrong. i do need to explain to billy that spidey is already wearing a mask. you don't put a mask on a mask. it's like putting two condoms on. i'll wait on e

. >> we appre ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmelculous. >> from his house! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. welcome to my home. hard to believe it's already halloween, isn't it? i hope you had a good weekend. let me guess, you baked bread and watched the michael jordan documentary? i'm actually feeling great today. this morning i woke up, i rolled up my sleeves, i injected a big syringe of formula 409 into my arm and i am now coronavirus-free. the tide pods appear to be turning on president wackadoodle. dr. donald jingleheimer trump spent the weekend trying to pretend he wasn't really suggesting that ma

. >> we is ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this isiculous. >> from his house! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. what are you look-in' at? something weird about my face? that's because it isn't my face! it's a mask! a friend made me a mask of my own face. these make great gifts for the dumbest bank robber in your life. anyway, today,

thank you for joining ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmelthis is ridiculous. from his house! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. welcome to my home. but please don't touch anything. we ran out of clorox wipes in march. today for me is day 70 of stay-at-home. i have now been in this house, this is true, longer than it took columbus to get to the new world. we are in nina, pinta and santa maria territory now. that's the kind of fact you learn - after you've seen every single thing on netflix. the long weekend is -- is it here yet? how will we know?

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous his house! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. welcome to my home. but please don't touch anything. we ran out of clorox wipes in march. today for me is day 70 of stay-at-home. i have now been in this house, this is true, longer than it took columbus to get to the new world. we are in nina, pinta and santa maria territory now. that's the kind of fact you learn - after you've seen every single thing on netflix. the long weekend is -- is it here yet? how will we know? tomorrow, we head into memorial day weekend. it's time to get those bodies banana bread-ready! travel will be down this year obviously. but not for our family. this year for memorial day, we're packing up the kids and taking them to the laundry room. donald trump is on the road. our hydroxy poppin' president. on the way to michigan. gave us an important update on his stint as human guinea pig-in-chief. >> i think it's another day. i had a two-week regimen of hydroxychloroquine. and i've taken it, i think just about two weeks. i th

. ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculouse! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. what are you lookin' at? something weird about my face? that's because it isn't my face! it's a mask! a friend made me a mask of my own face. i have to say, i love it. i think it's great. this will make a great gift for the dumbest bank robber in your life. anyway, today, doctor anthony fauci testified before the senate today to warn senators - many of whom are ready to get going about the dangers of opening the country too quickly. fauci testified remotely because he's under quarantine which was fun because we finally got a chance to see inside his house. and answered a question from senator bernie sanders. >> are we fearful that if we don't get our act together, as bad as the situation is now, it could become worse in the fall or winter? >> i think that a possibility does exist. however, and the reason i say that ♪ who let the dogs out

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous,y kimmel. and welcome to the longest and worst episode of mtv's "cribs" ever. there is nothing fun in this house including the owner. you know, we don't have a vaccine yet, and we might not for a very long time. but there is still plenty of innovation happening in the united states of america. there's big news from the world of breakfast. ihop has announced a limited-edition cereal called panflakes. these are little mini-syrup-flavored if the virus won't kill you, we will. i have a feeling they'll be very popular. in washington, d.c. panflakes became the first cereal to be awarded a presidential medal. this was not a great day for president honeycombover. his cookies were in a real

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, jimmy kimmel live ♪ this is ridiculous. me, jimmy, welcome to my house. i hope you had a nice day of meetings in your fat pants. at this point, i've done so much working from home, once we go back, i'm planning to spend two months living at work. it has been quite a quarantine so far. this morning we have a very picky 5 year old daughter who last night decided she no longer eats corn. this morning she decided not to eat her pancakes. because i made them with a new mix. they stopped using the mix i used to use. i had to find a new one. i tried to find something kind of healthy. i don't trust the one that just says add water. that's for kool-aid. i got a mix made of whole-grains, and i add the eggs and milk. i made it in the shape of a butterfly, which she loves. the syrup is perfect, and she hated it. she took one bite and says, "it tastes like it has seeds in it." i explained there were no seeds in it, even though there were we found out later. but we got in an hour-long standoff over this. eat the pancakes, you love pancak

. >> we appreciate your ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da barks, ♪ ♪ ba, da, ba, da barks, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmyis ridiculous. >> from his house! >> jimmy: hello there. i'm getting word that my name is jimmy kimmel and i'm the host of what they say is some kind of a "talk" show, so that's exciting. thank you for joining me. today is -- actually, i have no idea what day today is. guillermo, what day is it? >> jimm >> guillermo: oh, i don't know, i'm very drunk. >> jimmy: at least you have an excuse. hey tony, grammy, and emmy award-winner andre de shields, what day is today? ♪s

right now on "jimmy ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ jimmy kimmel livethis is ridiculous. from his house! >> jimmy: hello again, it's me, james kimmel. from my house. which is starting to feel like our house. it's still weird working from home. when the show ends i don't go anywhere. i just stand here until the next one starts. we had an action-figure packed day. there was a marvel mystery in the house this morning. my wife molly found this in the living room. i don't know if you can see that, there. spider-man with a coronavirus mask. so she assumed i did it. which i did not. she then asked our daughter jane, who is five, if she did it

. >> we apprecia ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live thisdiculous! from his house! >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. welcome to my breakfast nook. thank you for welcoming me into your world. you know, i was thinking about it over the weekend. this would be a great time to go to rehab. wouldn't it? i mean, really, what's the difference? and who would know? our president. ronald mcdonald trump dropped a doozy yesterday. he sent the press into a frenzy, announcing that, remember that drug he had high hopes for and then they did some studies and found that it did not help covid patients and in fact, made them more likely to die? well yeste

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous! kimmel. welcome to my breakfast nook. thank you for welcoming me into your world. you know, i was thinking about it over the weekend. this would be a great time to go to rehab. wouldn't it? i mean, really, what's the difference? and who would know? our president. may be headed that way. ronald mcdonald trump dropped a doozy yesterday. he sent the press into a frenzy, announcing that, remember that drug he had high hopes for and then they did some studies and found that it did not help covid patients and in fact, made them more likely to die? well yesterday, trump announced that he's taking it! >> front line workers, many, many are taking it. i happen to be taking it. i happen to be taking it. i'm taking it, hydroxychloroquine, right now. couple weeks ago, started taking it. because i think it's -- i've heard a lot of good stories. >> jimmy: he's heard a lot of good stories. he got a checkup from dr seuss. you have to hand it to trump, just when you think he can't get any crazier, he s

. >>> thank you so much nor joining us t ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ kimmel live this is ridiculous, from his house. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy kimmel and welcome to the opposite of a spin class. thank you for being with me, even if it's because you literally have nowhere else to go. i hope you had a pleasant memorial day. we spent the long weekend trying to put the duvet cover back on the bed. fun. this was a weird memorial day. i think we can all agree that zoom barbecues suck. this weekend, donald trump, by unauthorized presidential order, made a sweeping declaration to open all churches, temples and places of worship in an effort to make sure the most devout americans get a chance to contract the coronavirus too.

. >> we appreciate your ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da barks, ♪ ♪ ba, da, ba, da barks, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmyve this is ridiculous. >> from his house! >> jimmy: hello there. i'm getting word that my name is jimmy kimmel and i'm the host of what they say is some kind of a "talk" show, so that's exciting. thank you for joining me. today is -- actually, i have no idea what day today is. guillermo, what day is it? >> jimm >> guillermo: oh, i don't know, i'm very drunk. >> jimmy: at least you have an excuse. hey tony, grammy, and emmy award-winner andre de shields, what day is today? ♪ it's thursday, thursday, thursday night ♪ >> yeah! >> jimmy: oh, okay. it's thursday. that's good. that means "the cosby show" was on, right? county officials here in los angeles, just released guidelines for re- opening our schools. there are a lot of them, they're going to have students walk single file in the hallways. there will be strict seating on buses, staggered recreation time in the schoolyard. basically, it sounds like a prison where you have to learn geometry. classrooms will be limited to 16 seats, spac

. >> we appre ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmelthis is ridiculous. >> from his house! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. welcome to my home. hard to believe it's already halloween, isn't it? i hope you had a good weekend. let me guess, you baked bread and watched the michael jordan documentary? i'm actually feeling great today. this morning i woke up, i rolled up my sleeves, i injected a big syringe of formula 409 into my arm and i am now coronavirus-free. the tide pods appear to be turning on president wackadoodle. dr. donald jingleheimer trump spent the weekend trying to pretend he wasn't really suggesting that maybe we should inject disinfectants into our bodies. he claimed he was being sarcastic with reporters, which was a lie, but i shouldn't say that. i'll let you be the judge of whether it was a lie or not. does this seem, in any way, like he was being sarcastic to you? >> and i think you said you're going to test that, too? sounds interesting. and then i see the disinfectant which knocks it out in a minute. one minute. and is there a

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous,e. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy kimmel and welcome to the opposite of a spin class. thank you for being with me, even if it's because you literally have nowhere else to go. i hope you had a pleasant memorial day. we spent the long weekend trying to put the duvet cover back on the bed. fun. this was a weird memorial day. i think we can all agree that zoom barbecues suck. this weekend, donald trump, by unauthorized presidential order, made a sweeping declaration to open all churches, temples and places of worship in an effort to make sure the most devout americans get a chance to contract the coronavirus too. it was a controversial decision, one that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. and so on sunday morning -- he went to church. for the first time. he went to -- wait, that's not church. he went to golf? he went to play golf during the pandemic, because that's what jesus would do? i guess. i don't know trump thinks he

>>> thank you so much nor joining us t ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmyl live this is ridiculous, from his house. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy kimmel and welcome to the opposite of a spin class. thank you for being with me, even if it's because you literally have nowhere else to go. i hope you had a pleasant memorial day. we spent the long weekend trying to put the duvet cover back on the bed. fun. this was a weird memorial day. i think we can all agree that zoom barbecues suck. this weekend, donald trump, by unauthorized presidential order, made a sweeping declaration to open all churches, temples and places of worship in an effort to make sure the most devout americans get a chance to contract the coronavirus too. it was a controversial decision, one that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. and so on sunday morning -- he went to church. for the first time. he went to -- wait, that's not church. he went to golf? he went to play golf during the pandemic, because that's what jesus would d

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live!, from his house. >> jimmy: hello and thank you for joining my quaran-ted talk. i'm jimmy, the ol' hermit from up in the hills. we are in week nine thousand of lockdown. of stay-at-home. people are getting restless craving other human beings. and i want to address something that i believe may be the cardinal sin of quarantine. maybe you have experienced this. it's the random unannounced drop-by. a friend calls you says, "hey, i'm pulling up in front of your house. come outside and say hello." and what are you gonna do? you're trapped. they know you're in there not doing anything. there's no getting away. so you put on pants and a mask and you go out in front and you have a weird, muffled conversation next to your mailbox for eight minutes. that has to stop. and while we're at it, family zoom calls? let's max those out at 12 minutes. 12 minutes. there's nothing going on you can't cover in 12 minutes. at that point you say, "okay, zip it, grandma, we've heard enough!" here in los angeles

. >> we appreciate your ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live thisculous. from his house! >> jimmy: hello again. jimmy kimmel reporting from -- where am i tonight? oh, right, my house. reporting again from my house. this kind of tells you all you need to know about how it's going for me. last night, netflix recommended that i watch what i eat. here in california certain types of stores will be allowed to open in a limited capacity starting tomorrow. just in time for the most confusing day of the year for mike pence --mother's day. the captain of the space force was in alexandria, virginia today. you see here he ish

. >> we apprecia ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live thisdiculous! from his house! >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. welcome to my breakfast nook. thank you for welcoming me into your world. you know, i was thinking about it over the weekend. this would be a great time to go to rehab. wouldn't it? i mean, really, what's the difference? and who would know? our president. ronald mcdonald trump dropped a doozy yesterday. he sent the press into a frenzy, announcing that, remember that drug he had high hopes for and then they did some studies and found that it did not help covid patients and in fact, made them more likely to die? well yesterday, trump announced that he's taking it! >> front line workers, many, many are taking it. i happen to be take beiing it. i happen to be taking it. i'm taking it, hydroxychloroquine, right now. couple weeks ago, started taking it. because i think it's -- i've heard a lot of good stories. >> jimmy: he's heard a lot of good stories. he got a checkup from dr seuss. you have to hand it to trump, just when you

. >> we is ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this isiculous. >> from his house! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. what are you look-in' at? something weird about my face? that's because it isn't my face! it's a mask! a friend made me a mask of my own face. these make great gifts for the dumbest bank robber in your life. anyway, today, doctor anthony fauci testified before the senate today to warn senators - many of whom are ready to get going about the dangers of opening the country too quickly. facui testified remotely because he's under quarantine which was fun because we finally got a chance to see inside his house. and answered a question from senator bernie sanders. >> are we fearful that if we don't get our act together, as bad as the situation is now, it could become worse in the fall or winter? >> i think that a possibility does exist. however, and the reason i say that ♪ who let the dogs out for this virus to just disappear, and i've said this many times, it's just not going to happen. >> jimmy: wait until his

. >> we appreciate your ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live thisridiculous. from his house! >> jimmy: hello again. jimmy kimmel reporting from -- where am i tonight? oh, right, my house. reporting again from my house. this kind of tells you all you need to know about how it's going for me. last night, netflix recommended that i watch what i eat. here in california certain types of stores will be allowed to open in a limited capacity starting tomorrow. just in time for the most confusing day of the year for mike pence --mother's day. the captain of the space force was in alexandria, virginia today. you see here he is with no mask on, wheeling boxes of ppes into a health care center. and doing his best to lift them. what a hero. just barely in the door. and since it was going so well, and also because he didn't realize he had a mic on, magic mike decided to keep it going. listen in closely here. >> is this for the camera? >> jimmy: mike pence pretending to carry empty boxes into a health care center, what a hero. a big box of nothing carrying another

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da barks, , ba, d da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculousouse! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy kimmel. and welcome to the longest and worst episode of mtv's "cribs" ever. there is nothing fun in this house including the owner. you know,que don't have a vaccine yet. there's some big news from the world of breakfast, ihop has announced a new cereal, called

. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculousimmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. tonight's show will be a special show. it will be a sad show. but we will also laugh a lot as we pay tribute to a lovely and genuinely funny man named fred willard. fred left this earth friday night at age 86. when i was a kid, i spent a lot of time sitting in front of a tv i had on my desk in my room and one of the shows i would watch religiously on channel 5 in las vegas was "fernwood 2 night." this was a parody of a talk show starring martin mull as barth gimble and fred willard as his sidekick and announcer jerry hubbard. i loved this show. this is one of those shows that probably 80% of the people watching it didn't get. maybe 90%.

. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous successful mother's day, this is probably the strange oest mother's day e, especially for me. i spent some of my mother's day in a twitter feud, you know that weird baby that lives in the white house, the one with the orange face? well, he is in a mood, and apparently, part of the reason for that mood is because of something that i did. on thursday night i showed a video, one of these embarrassing photo ops of mike peps, the vice president, carrying boxes delivering ppe to a facility for senior citizens. it was a publicity stunt to show how much they're doing, but that happens in politics, okay, fine. the trouble started because at one point in the video, mike pence finds some empty boxes in the back of the van, why there were empty boxes in the back of the van, i don't know, he finds them, and he says can i carry the empty ones just for the camera, which turns out he was joking. how anyone can tell when

. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous! >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy kimmel. and welcome to the longest and worst episode of mtv's "cribs" ever. there's nothing fun to see in this house. including the owner. you know, we don't have a vaccine yet and we might not for a very long time, but there is still plenty of innovation happening in the united states of america. there's some big news from the world of breakfast. ihop has announced a limited edition pancake cereal called panflakes. these are little maple syrup-flavored pancake-ettes you can pour in a bowl and eat with milk. the promise is this. if the virus doesn't kill you, we will. so finally, we can have pancakes for breakfast. who says america isn't leading the way anymore? i have a feeling they're going to be very popular. in fact, in washington, d.c. panflakes became the first breakfast cereal ever to be awarded the presidential medal of freedom. this was not a great day for president honeycombover. his cookies were in a real crisp today as a new new whistle-blowe

thank you for joining ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmelthis is ridiculous. from his house! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. welcome to my home. but please don't touch anything. we ran out of clorox wipes in march. today for me is day 70 of stay-at-home. i have now been in this house, this is true, longer than it took columbus to get to the new world. we are in nina, pinta and santa maria territory now. that's the kind of fact you learn - after you've seen every single thing on netflix. the long weekend is -- is it here yet? how will we know? tomorrow, we head day weekend. it's time to get those bodies banana bread-ready! tomorrow, we head into memorial day weekend. travel will be down this year obviously. but not for us. this year for memorial day, we're packing up the kids and taking them to the laundry room. donald trump is on the road. our hydroxy poppin' president. on the way to michigan. gave us an important update on his stint as human guinea pig-in-chief. >> i've taken it about two weeks, it's another day, and i'm still here. i'm still h

. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> from his houser watching television. think of this as a zoom call where you don't have to say anything or pretend to care about your boss's dog. i had an okay week. i've been doing a lot of research, actually, to see if i can get cryogenically frozen until christmas. apparently it's doable. today as you may know is may the 4th, also known as star wars day, as in may the 4th be with you. and of course if you are celebrating "star wars" day be sure to stay at least two light sabers apart. we need the force now more than ever. as if we didn't have enough to worry about, as if things weren't already insane, the country is now being invaded by interstate 5. an official from the washington state department of agriculture said the hornets are probably not going to murder soon

. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> from his houseimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. here we are again. you in your house, me in mine. i hope you had a successful mother's day. this was probably the strangest mother's day ever, especially for me. i spent some of my mother's day in a twitter feud with, you know that weird baby that lives in the white house? the one with the orange face? well, he is in a mood! and apparently part of the reason for that mood is something i did. on thursday night, i showed a video. it was one of these embarrassing photo ops of mike pence, the vice president, carrying boxes, delivering

." ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> jimmy: hi.w will be a special show. it will be a sad show. but we will also laugh a lot as we pay tribute to a lovely and genuinely funny man named fred willard. fred left this earth on friday night at age 86. when i was a kid, i spent a lot of time sitting in front of a tv i had on my desk in my room and one of the shows i would watch religiously on channel 5 in las vegas was "fernwood 2 night." this was a parody of a talk show starring martin mull as barth gimble and fred willard as his sidekick and announcer jerry hubbard. i loved this show. this is one of those shows that probably 80% of the people watching it didn't get. maybe 90%. it was definitely my kind of show. and fred was so great on it. he was the oblivious second banana. he would chime in and say dumb things in a very earnest and genial way. he and martin mull were great together. they went on to make a fake documentary called "the history of white people in america" that i enjoyed. they were a married couple on "roseanne." and the

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da barks, , ba, d da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous his house! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy kimmel. and welcome to the longest and worst episode of mtv's "cribs" ever. there is nothing fun in this house including the owner. you know,que don't have a vaccine yet. there's some big news from the world of breakfast, ihop has announced a new cereal, called panflakes, they are little pancake pancakettes you can pour in a bowl. if the virus won't kill you, we will. i have a feeling they'll be very popular. in washington, d.c. , became the first cereal to be awarded a presidential medal. dr. rick bright, harshly criticized the white house response to covid-19. he was recently removed from his post as head of the biomedical authority, and replaced with the guy who makes trump's omelets at mar-a-lago. he warned us the window is closing to address the pandemic. unless that window is a drive through window at kfc there's no way trump's going to bother. bright said if we don't get our act together the united states could be headed for the darkest win

>>> thanks for joining ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, jimmy kimmel live ♪ this isiculous. from his house. >> jimmy: hello again, it's me, jimmy, welcome to my house. i hope you had a nice day of meetings in your fat pants. at this point, i've done so much working at home, i plan to spend two months living at work when we go back. this morning we have a very pec picky 5 year old daughter who last night decided she no longer eats kou ea eats kourn. i don't trust pancake recipes that just say add water. so i got a mix made of whole-grains, milk, eggs. i made it in the shape of a butterfly, which she loves. the syrup is perfect, and she hated it. she took one bite and says, "it tastes like it has seeds in it." i explained there were no seeds in it, even though there were we found out later. eat the pancakes, you love pancakes, no i don't. you eat them every day, not these. these are disgusting. these are the same pancakes i always make. it went on and on. it was a hostage situation, and i'm pretty sure i was the hostage. i think she was expecting me to give in and go t

o ♪ ba, da, ba, da barks, da, ba, da, bra, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ this is ridiculous. >>s house! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. welcome to my abode. hey, remember when marie condo made us throw out all our stuff in i want those things back now. it seems like every day we're learning something new while we're in quarantine. for instance, this is something i learned over the weekend. did you know hitler had an alligator? well, he did, and now that alligator is dead. this is a gator named saturn who passed away at age 84. during world war ii, saturn was believed to have been owned by adolf hitler, which is crazy. who knew hitler had his own neverland ranch. the moscow zoo, which is where saturn retired, who issued a statement, even theoretically, if the animal belonged to someone, animals are not involved in war and politics it is absurd to blame them for human sins. but how about that, hitler had an alligator. a weird haircut, exotic pets. this really was the joe exotic of the '40s. here in california, we are entering phase three of the governor's plan to reopen the say the. eric

. ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" this is ridiculous!jimmy: hi there i had to make a catsup run. we are now a month and a half into quarantine. and i've noticed, maybe you've noticed, there are a few phrases i've been hearing a lot. maybe too much. the first one is "how you holding up?" i don't know -- like this? the better question would be "are you gradually falling apart?" another one is "stay healthy." it's nice, it's a nice thought, but what happens if i don't? then do you say "i told you to stay healthy!" and this is the worst one, "the new normal." stop saying that. this is not the new normal. the president wants us to gargle lysol and we have to wear a scuba mask at trader joe's. it might be new, but there is nothing normal about it. here is something i never thought anyone would ever have to worry about. it's hard to believe, but this thing with trump and the swallow your sanitizers comment is still causing trouble. so much so, that trump's own fda is asking big corporations to

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a da las solicitudes aumentan."too short -jos luis aloma / director epidemiologa ".es el 30 de mayo, o sea, al finalizar la semana que empezar maÑana, cuando se espea la mayor carga de personas hospitalizadas, sobre todo en unidades de cuidados intensivos".. afuera de los nosocomios, los familiares de los enfermos le ruegan a la gente que se cuiden y no repitan su historia. rogelio hernndez/ pariente de enfermo ". esta canija esta enfermedad, que no se puede hacer otra cosa." y es que apenas como ha venido ocurriendo, apenas este fin de semana, la guardia nacional tuvo que interrumpir una boda y unos xv aÑos que se realizaron a pesar de las advertencias. "no tienen la capacidad de atenderlos...sandra." continuando en noticias del continuando en noticias del coronavirus... en la ciudad fronteriza de tijuana el nmero de muertes por covid 19 ha superado areas vecinas... marinee zavala con los detalles.. el transito no para y las de personas que buscan adquirir productos o pagar servicios se ven a lo largo de la ciudad

. >> we appreciate ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel livemmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. tonight's show will be a special show. it will be a sad show. but we will also laugh a lot as we pay tribute to a lovely and genuinely funny man named fred willard. fred left this earth friday night at age 86. when i was a kid, i spent a lot of time sitting in front of a tv i had on my desk in my room and one of the shows i would watch religiously on channel 5 in las vegas was "fernwood 2 night." this was a parody of a talk show starring martin mull as barth gimble and fred willard as his sidekick and announcer jerry hubbard. i loved this show. this is one of those shows that probably 80% of the people watching it didn't get. maybe 90%. it was definitely my kind of show. and fred was so great on it. he was the oblivious second banana. he would chime in and say dumb things in a very earnest and genial way. he and martin mull were great together. they went on to make a fake documentary called "the history of white people in america" that i enjoyed. they were a

o ♪ ba, da, ba, da barks, da, ba, da, bra, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ this is ridiculous. >>house! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. welcome to my abode. hey, remember when marie condo made us throw out all our stuff in i want those things back now. it seems like every day we're learning something new while we're in quarantine. for instance, this is something i learned over the weekend. did you know hitler had an alligator? well, he did, and now that alligator is dead. this is a gator named saturn who passed away at age 84. during world war ii, saturn was believed to have been owned by adolf hitler, which is