apparently, donald trump is enough to bring david letterman back. this weekend, david letterman popped up as a surprise guest at an event within steve martin and martin short and he explained why he was back. >> you're saying to yourselves, why is he here? i would just say one thing. this is not my way of bragging. and by the way, i am so happy to be out of the house. i retired, and -- [ crowd boos ] this is the first you're hearing of it? i have no regrets, none. [ applause ] i was happy i'll make actual friends. i was complacent, i was satisfied, i was content. then a couple of days ago donald trump said he was running for president. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen. >> what is this, dave? [ applause ] >> well, every suit i own comes with a top ten list. [ applause ] >> a lot of people think that we would know everything by now about a man, donald trump. a high profile fellow, somebody who doesn't shy away from every aspect of his life. but take a look at the list i have here tonight. inter

he brought david letterman out of retirement. let's listen to what david had to say about donald trump. >> i was complacent i was satisfied, i was content, and then a couple days ago donald trump said he was running for president. [ laughter ] the biggest mistake of my life -- number ten, that thing on his head was the gopher in "caddieshack." number nine -- during sex, donald trump calls out his own name. the number one interesting fact about donald trump, thanks to donald trump, republican mascot is also an ass. there you go. >> david letterman was poking fun, but does donald trump care? he doesn't care. it proves his point that he's the center of the universe right now. >> absolutely. about of we discuss that can we talk about david letterman doing a wolf blitzer imation? he kind of looked like wolf. >> absolutely. look donald trump is a reality tv star. he loves sucking up the oxygen. you request see it with husband rambling speeches he gave this weekend, for the past two weeks or so. he's very proud of himself and the attenti

here is david letterman on his top ten of donald trump. >> number seven, he wants to build a wall.g a wall around that thing on his head. number two, donald trump has pissed off so many mexicans he's starring in a movie titled "no amigos." [ applause ] >> paul okay. a joke to some but his poll numbers are very real. do you believe that they'll last? >> no not over time. they'll last a while. the damage will last. the damage he's doing with latinos will last it will hurt the republicans and it may cost them the presidency. for now mr. trump is god's gift to democrats, to cable pundits, of which i'm both and to late-night comics and even david letterman had to come out of retirement. >> he came out of retirement because he couldn't resist donald trump. that has to say something. paul tom, thanks very much to both of you. next the iran nuclear deal. negotiators literally working late into the night, an historic deal imminent. we are gathering that right now. the funeral for a young man who may have been the victim of a brain-eating amoeba. it attacked him while he was doing what every

. >>> david letterman comes out of retirement to take an aim at donald trump. you're watching "early today." >>> welcome back on this monday morning. dangerous weather in the middle of the country. severe weather outbreak going through chicago later today. in the west not many problems. the weather has calmed down there. temperatures have gone seasonal. let's look at the next seven days and there's no chance for significant rains as we expect this time of year. comfortable temperatures for once as the drought continues to beat on. >> hopefully it doesn't get any worse for the folks in the midwest. >>> for entertainment news. minion mania at the box office. it debuted at 115 million. "jurassic park" al 18 million. "inside out" at $17 million. >>> actor roger reed passed away saturday and best known for "cheers". reese was 71. >>> a source confirms to enews that john stamos has checked into a residential treatment facility for substance abuse. representatives have declined to comment and asked for privacy. >>> now to comic con. john lewis reenacted the 1965 march

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still ahead this morning david letterman takes brief break from his retirement to crack few more jokes. we'll have his new top ten list coming up. also, this is not your average sprint up the art museum steps. we'll explain why it means so much more to that teenager in the ball cap right there. >>> and call this a fed ex fiasco. simple trip to make some copies, ends with this man getting stuck in the store by himself for hours. >> ♪ ♪ >> we'll tell you how that man passed the time before he was finally free, looking liver right now inside our control room, great folks behind the scenes in there i'm not seeing any swaying guys. no iphone up with the light. come on, guys, slow jam going. nothing? okay, well thank you on the left appreciate it, guys. right back with your traffic and weather together. good morning. >> we take these steps for granted but for 13 year old sean these 72 steps represent a year and a half struggle to live in a battle with cancer. and, for him standing above them sunday, means everything. >> you got your life on the line with. >> this i mean, you got everything t

people couldn't find on cable. >> you found it. >> i've still got my -- i find my pageants. >>> david lettermanse appearance over the week end. >> it happened at a comedy show over the weekend in san antonio texas. the headliners were martin short and steve martin. the bearded letterman pulled a great line straight from the news. >> and then a couple of days ago, donald trump said he was running for president. [ cheers and applause ] i have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen. >> we felt that way, dave, a long time ago. can't believe it. it's been two months since he left the late show on cbs. he said it was good to get out of the house, but otherwise, he's enjoying his retirement. he worked hard for that. >> i want to grow a beard. he can grow a beard now. he can do what he wants to do. >> you're going put your earrings back in too? >> you can do that when you don't have to be on tv every day. >>> also from the weekend, in san antonio, a guy who found himself with a lot of time on his hands and in where to go. >> chris galvin is the name. here he is. let's show him to you

i'm betting on david letterman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, just drop it.it. that's because what if i die first? >> jimmy: no, that's not the point of it either. you shouldn't be in those rings or circles of people. it's not good for you. >> yeah, yeah. you're right, you're right. >> jimmy: i always love talking to you, because you were at the "snl" 40th anniversary. >> 40th anniversary. wasn't that wonderful? >> jimmy: that's was one of the best days of my life. >> wasn't that wonderful? sound like bob hope. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> i'm just across the hall doing a special with loni anderson, by golly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: loni was there, yeah. >> that's what i'd like to do. just walk in while you were interviewing somebody with a a golf club and just interrupt with nonsense and then leave. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're open to that. we're open to that. we'd love that. that would be fantastic. >> what were we talking about? >> jimmy: "snl" 40th. >> oh, wasn't that wonderful? [ laughter ] but i had a moment at "snl" 40th -- sometimes a moment happens and it oc

late show with david letterman. and "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon. >> for outstanding limited series the nominees are -- american crime. american horror story freak show. olive kitteridge. the honorable woman. and wolf hall. >> well, uzo, let's complete this morning's emmy nominations announcement. you have the final two categories for us. >> yes, i do. >> off you go. >> the nominations in the outstanding comedy series category are -- louie. modern family. parks and recreation. silicon valley. transparent. unbreakable kimmie schmidt. and veep. the nominations in the drama series category are -- better call saul. "downton abbey." game of thrones. homeland. house of cards. mad men. and orange is the new black. uzo, cat, thank you so much for appearing with us this morning. wait, wait. i have -- hold on, hold on. i have some more good news. uzo, you have been nominated for outstanding supporting actress in a drama. congratulations. and, cat, you have been nominated for outstanding host for a reality or reali

>> i had david letterman wrote for me for 10 years as did jay leno and luis anderson and byron allennd robert shimmle. i have a ton of writers on the jimmy fallon show and some just laid off because the david letterman show is in retirement. all of my writers are doing great. it is the old man that's dying. >> when you come back and when you are in new york come here and we will do a one on one in new york. will you do it? >> i'm ready at anytime, baby. i love new york. you know that's my place. >> dino-mite. see you later. thanks, jimmy. >> bye. >> we will close things out with a bedtime story. >> and a smile that lights up the night and it all belongs to kids --@? >>> back when i was a kid i was told too much of a good thing could be a bad thing. that proves to be true for soda drinkers. a new study found a link between sugary drinks and type 2 diabetes regardless of the person's weight. for the nadly i have always -- fortunately i have been more of a coffee person. science says it is good for me. the european journal found drinking more than one and a half cups of coffee each day

. >>> david letterman comes out of retirement. >>> and a clan of small yellow hench men at the box off>>> good to have you here with us. we start with harper lee's new book. >> right. >> which is going to make us look at to kill a mockingbird in a new light. >> her editor said why don't you talk about scout's childhood. in "go set a watchman," scout is a young woman, about to be engaged and married and she discovers her father, at cuss finch is actually a racist. >> wow. this is after the trial? >> after everything. she is grown up. she is no longer a child. so lots of literature fans are sort of freaking out because so many people have held up at cuss finch, even though he is fictional, as sort of a literary hero. and a lot of people are saying this has died. their love for him has died. >> but they are saying the book is more honest as to what happened in the 25 years in the evolution in the civil rights era and how people thought. but she didn't intend to publish this? >> you know she is very reclusive and not a lot of people have spoken to her. i think it would be interesting to ac

>> i had david letterman wrote for me for 10 years as did jay leno and luis anderson and byron allene a ton of writers on the jimmy fallon show and some just laid off because the david letterman show is in retirement. all of my writers are doing great. it is the old man that's dying. >> when you come back and when you are in new york come here and we will do a one on one in new york. will you do it? >> i'm ready at anytime, baby. i love new york. you know that's my place. >> dino-mite. see you later. thanks, jimmy. >> bye. >> we will close things out with a bedtime story. >> and a smile that lights up the night and it all belongs to kids -- growing up, we were german. we danced in a german dance group. i wore lederhosen. when i first got on ancestry i was really surprised that i wasn't finding all of these germans in my tree. i decided to have my dna tested through ancestry dna. the big surprise was we're not german at all. 52% of my dna comes from scotland and ireland. so, i traded in my lederhosen for a kilt. ancestry has many paths to discovering your story. get started for free a

david letterman was getting his start. joan rivers was filling in.obably the most exciting time to be around johnny carson and i had that privilege. >> let's turn it this dump over, all right? >> businesses outside of "the tonight show" you were involved with that. >> i think he saw in me, saw in that was very curious and anxious and loyal which i am. >> you also work with joan rivers advising her? >> there was only one joan rivers. >> how do you go from advising the stars to becoming a fox correspondent? >> an agent i worked with as an attorney said can you fill in on nbc and read the teleprompter? i'm like piece of cake. i had no idea. bad. two says in i realized i could help people in a bigger kay than i had as an attorney. i loved it. >> 9/11 you were inside the twin towers covering a local story when it hit. >> as i reached our truck i watched everyone scrambling for cover uncertain what could happen next. >> you are reporting on what happened in real time. when did you get out of there? >> not soon enough. i basically ran after a police officer

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>> no, david letterman. he left the show and everything but i like to think he's never going to be retired. because of donald trump, he did make a surprise appearance this weekend at a comedy concert in san antonio. the headliners were his friends, martin short, steve martin. it's been two months since he retireded from the cbs late show. the now bearded comedian admitted it was good to get out of the of the house. he was otherwise enjoying his retirement. >> a couple of days ago, donald trump said he was running for president. i have made the biggest mistake of my life ladies and gentlemen. >> that's good. >> oh letterman then read a top ten list of interesting things about donald trump. it included quite a few references to the donald's hair. but the top interesting fact about the candidate was well we. "it just -- >> we can't really say it. right. let's just say he said there was a resemblance between trump and a democratic party mass could cots. you get the point. >> i was thinking about this the other d

(wat(birds chirping) >>> new this morning, david letterman says he retired too soon. if he would known donald trump was going to run for president, he says he might have stuck it out for a few more months. but guess what? he came out of retirement for a moment at least to read a special top ten list dedicated to donald trump. >> number ten, that thing on his head was the gopher in "caddy shack." number nine, during sex donald trump calls out his own name. number eight, donald trump looks like the guy in the litsch boat b -- lifeboat with the women and children. number seven, he wants to build a wall. how about building a ball around that thing on his head. number six, trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional [ bleep ]. oh, wait that's me. number five, donald trump weighs 240 pounds, 250 with cologne. number four, trump would like all americans to know that that thing on his head is free range number three, if president, instead of pardoning a turkey on thax, plans to evict the family on thanksgiving. number two, donald trump h

. >>> donald trumps antics have david letterman rethinking retirement. with steve martin and martin short. he said the end may have come too soon. >> i was complacent i was satisfied, i was content, then a couple days ago, donald trump said he was running for president. [ laughter ] >> i have made the biggest mistake of my life. >> letterman also presented a top ten list of interesting facts about trump and the highlights include number one, during sex donald trump calls out his own name. donald trump weighs 240 pounds, 250 with cologne. >> should have been hairspray. >> right. oh you'll like the next one. number whatever trump would like all americans to know that thing on his head is free range. >> that's good. that's good. that's good. >> free range. oh my -- >> it's coming. >> we do miss david letterman. >> we do. we miss the social critique. john oliver making a push at taking over. >> the top ten list is priceless. >> what will trump say in response? this man suffers no indignity like that. >> a tweet will be happening in three, two, one. >> it's g

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. >>> also, why only donald trump could get david letterman to come out of retirement. >> donald trump has pissed off so many mexican, he's starring in a new movie entitled, no amigos. >>> plus $5.9 million, that's how much new york city will pay to the family of eric garner who died in an apparent police choke hold caught on camera. i'll talk with his daughter on this broadcast. >>> let's begin with the daring escape of the boss of one of the world's deadliest drug trafficking operations. nick valencia is outside the prison that was he will chappo's home until saturday night. there is a massive manhunt for the notorious drug lord. you have been speaking with farmers outside the prison. what are they telling you. >> reporter: they are scared. two were afraid to so their face. what they both tell me is construct construction started on the rural home wherel chappo is said to have escaped from around december and finished around february or march. what drew his suspicions is the heavy equipment stayed around and they even worked on sunday, which is not typically. one woman told me she wo

cbs took some hones or, as well late show with david letterman, amazing race, also pick up nominations hbo's game of thrones, one of erika's favorite, led with whopping 24 nominations. >> oh, love that. she is known for orange is the new black her role as crazy eyes on netflix. so great to see that tv and also being recognized. >> speaking of being recognized emotional speech riveted the audience at last night's espy awards. >> spotlight also turned in the child's battle with cancer? jan carabeo tells us more about the special night that included athlete from right here, in the delaware valley. >> star studded night at the pest piece, in the crowd as well as honorees, quite a few from the delaware valley. philly's own dragons star pitcher monet davis grabbed the title of best break through athlete. >> i want to thank my parent, my coach my teammates for helping me be the first time today -- >> carli lloyd made appearance with the us women's soccer team too. just ten days after winning the world cup these women grabbed the espy for best team. >> i'm so happen that i i have these girls t

david letterman came out of retirement, just briefly, to poke fun gt.m0at donald trump. unning for president, calling it the biggest mistake of his life. that led to a top 10 list of donald trump. >> number 10, that thing on his head was the gopher in caddy shack. >> number seven, rbrhe build a ball around that thing on his head. and number three, as w3president, instead of getting a turkey on thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on thanksgiving. and number one, we i >> lettermen to last episode of the late show aired in march. stephen colbert will take over the late show starting in september. >> i love the martin short and steve martin in the three amigos. >> tell us about the forecast. >> we will stay below average the next couple days. low@e?:0nÑ inland but very comfortable. we will be sunny and that they all week long. upper 80's and low 90's on thursdays. if you want more pool weather it will happen by wednesday and thursday. some cool down through the weekend and we do have one model containing at a little bit of a summer shower chance through the weekend. but

slow-moving mist ask your doctor or visit spirivarespimat.com >>> now for some entertainment news david lettermanst. former late show host made an appearance. >> every suit i own come with his a top ten list. interesting facts about donald trump. number ten, that thing on his head was the gopher in caddy shack. number two, donald trump has pissed off so many mexicans he's starring in a movie entitled no amigos. and the republican mascot thanks to donald trump, is also an ass. >> yikes. >>> the moment her baby girl saw her mommy and daddy clearly for the first time. >> boom there it is. >> look at that smile. adorable in the pink glasses. look when she suddenly sees her mom and dad. sees them clearly for the first time. >> that face. >> that is really awesome and inspiring. >> right? >> and just like you and your announcement to come. >> yes, i do have an announcement. we have a baby on the way. >> not we. >> no not us. my husband would be very upset if it were your child. maury povich where are you? >> you are looking pretty. >> baby is due thanksgiving. >> something to watch the next six months.

and david letterman made a surprise appearance last night.joining us friend steve martin and martin short on stage in san antonio. insisted on retirement but now has one regret. >> then a couple things go, documenteddocumenteddonald trump -- [laughter] i have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen. [laughter] >> axelrod: letterman now sporting a full beard reached into his pocket and pulled out a top 10 list saying every suit he owns comes with one. up next, after winning a so-called saw rena serena slam what the top woman in tennis does for an encore. spiriva respimat does not replace rescue inhalers for sudden symptoms. tell your doctor if you have kidney problems, glaucoma, trouble urinating, or an enlarged prostate. these may worsen with spiriva respimat. discuss all medicines you take even eye drops. if your breathing suddenly worsens, your throat or tongue swells you get hives, vision changes or eye pain or problems passing urine stop taking spiriva respimat and call your doctor right away. side effects include sore t

one of your first appearances on tv was with david lit let letterman.eah. i was 19 years old. it was a bunch of broadway people. i wasn't on broadway yet. this is my step into the broadway community because these guys were all in "foot loose," and -- >> very magic mike. >> totally. >> look at that six-pack. >> was the only one not in "foot loose." the choreographer was like you're great, you should audition for the show and that was. >> it what do you owe david letterman? >> i owe him a lot. i've been on his show, i think, three times. as an actor, you know i think that was like the -- one of the highlights of my show was being on his talk show and so glad that i got it in before he left. >> so glad. >> thank you so much. >> very exciting. >>> herpaintings. maki skippy!! yippee!! fun fun fun! shiny! you never listen! what? is someone talking? ♪ skippy!! ♪ ♪ yippee!! ♪ i'm bored. hashtag bored. skippy!! yippee!! look a ride! (vo) made with the funnest peanuts ever! skippy. yippee!! ♪ >>> without much further adieu, give you the derrickek zoolander exhibi

. >> this is david letterman's last chance for a nomination after retiring from the late show in may.will see if cbs, jim parsons from the big bang series and good wife we will see if they will repeat last years wins. >> yes. >> okay. this is awesome guess who was at granite run mall, director kevin smith. >> get out. >> he tweeted this picture of himself outside the mall with the caption come october this might be the mall, y'all. jersey born film maker is scouting location for sequel to mall rats. >> how amazing is that. >> and it is an ideal spot for a movie set because that mall closed down earlier this month and the busies at least five of the original characters from the first movie will reprice their role including shanon doherty. it is huge. i work at the granite run mall. >> yesy work at the aero store there. >> yes. >> very sad to hear it was closing. >> yes. >> there you go, mall rats two. >> how about that. >> listen to this, johnny dep's wife is in the dog house in australia all because she brought the the couple's dogs in the country. actress amber heard was charged with

david letterman is the latest post to say for rap -- farewell to his best guest and howard stern wasreatest and tried to steal his final appearance with a kiss. ♪ kiss me. kiss me now. kiss me. kennedy: he will go to any staffer in a miniskirt but to get some legendary man ass now he is the con? he is a bigot. number three. all presidential campaigns have office researchers to sticky moments to exploit for the other side. and american bridge is stalking rand paul because it poses a huge threat to hillary and the election. one staffer caught between the bridge and the senator. watch. >> this is your state senator [bleep]. >> the american bridge takes of a licking and keeps on ticking. here it is in slow motion. [laughter] kennedy: number four. no matter how gangster you may be when you feel the beat. ♪ ♪ kennedy: this bird is shaking the tales the other to the next level. when not busy dancing in videos he goes through the trees with his squad he did not choose the. kennedy: t life. it shows him. >> number five these masterpieces were on the auction block last night in christie's in n

david letterman now in retirement. there will be a much debated top ten list over the next 16 days.4th is the cutoff date for the first presidential debate. now the host fox news says the top ten republican candidates will get invites. meaning six or seven others won't make the cut. here's a look at the rankings at the moment. you see ted cruz and mike huckabee, they're at 5%. they would be number seven and eight, making the cut at the moment. 2012 candidates rick santorum and rick perry are among those right on the bubble. they may or may not make the cut. perry's super pac buying national ads trying to boost his numbers. governor kasich's super pac heavily advertising now. watch those on the bubble over the next week to ten days as they look for ways to boost their poll numbers a point or three. that's it for "inside politics." again thanks for sharing your sunday morning. we'll see you soon, "state of the union" starts right now. >>> donald trump's explosive new comments. >> he's not a war hero. >> angering veterans and his fellow republicans. is this the tipping point some in th

humanity in my life, i popularized a phrase back in the '70s and '80s, when i did about 50 or 60 david letterman shows. and ev-- and i-- and i chose that metaphor, like-- and i was-- probably-- yes, i was an active alcoholic, so i never took responsibility for my actions. so it was like, "oh, i just came from-- a wedding from hell, or "a family reunion from hell." 'cause i always felt like, "i'm the victim." so i used that all the time. and it was then-- but then i got bummed out because i saw in ads like in movie ads, "boss from hell." i said "this is-- this is startin' to bug me 'cause they're startin' to-- market it." and-- and i know i popularized it so i tried to get to this bartlett's quotations-- >> 'cause bartlett (sic) said no to you. >> said no to me. this editor said "nah i'm sorry, my-- my nieces--" he was-- he was probably 60s at the time he says, "my nieces just came back from college after their semester and they said, 'oh, it was a semester from hell.'" i went, "oh, no kidding. they said that? they-- then they must-- you know-- you mean they weren't watching letterman late-night

. >>> also, why only donald trump could get david letterman to come out of retirement. >> donald trumpso many mexican, he's starring in a new movie entitled, no

david letterman said goodbye to late-night tv two months ago, but he could not resist the opportunityld trump. he said, i was content, and then couple of days ago donald trump said he was running for president. i have made the biggest mistake of my life. you can see him on stage with steve martin and martin short working on donald trump. facts aboutng donald trump. number 10, that thing on his head was the gopher in caddy shack. number seven, he wants to build a wall. how about building a wall around that thing on his head? number five, donald trump weighs 245 pounds. 250 with cologne. number two, donald trump has pissed off so many mexicans, he is starring in a new movie called "no amigos." and the number one most interesting fact, thanks to donald trump, the republican mascot is also an ass. betty: he has done it again. donald trump is actually pulling quite well. the quinnipiac poll puts him at number two among candidates. mark crumpton is with me giving me that look. k: there have been reports that the head of the rnc, has contacted him and privately told him to tone it down. mr.

letterman made a surprise short and at martin steve martin's comedy show. david big bank earnings are about to get underway. how jpmorgan and wells fargo will set the tone. ♪ alix: you are looking at a rally underway as we head into the closing bell, the dow jones up by triple digits and the s&p up over its 100 and 200 day moving average. s&p is aboutr the 15% lower versus the 10 day average. nevertheless, all the indices are higher on the year. thank stocks are in focus this week. jpmorgan and wells fargo kicking off another earnings season starting tomorrow morning. i'm more on we can expect, joined by an analyst from guggenheim securities with neutral ratings on both jpmorgan and wells fargo. i want to start with a bank you don't cover -- bank of new york mellon. we just heard david i ought the stock due to rising interest rates from the fed. how much is that priced into the -- bank stock?et actually there is probably more downside risk than upside risk to bank earnings year, even with rates going higher. does that mean bank stocks are anticipating a faster ra

and so that, and their generation, you are -- forget david letterman, like you, conen and jon stewart hear in my house every day, kimmel said this, kimmel, kimmel, jon stewart, kimmel, kimmel. first of all, i know these guys. they're scum like me. so my son comes to me and says, hey, dad, jimmy kimmel and howard stern have this new thing. they're geniuses. squatty potty. you know what that is in the little stool you put next to your toilet and puts you in a squatting position while you poop? i'm going, what are you talking about? my son goes, they're geniuses. they've changed the way you go to the bathroom. two rich white guys with their heads so far up their own asses have ways to help people poop better. >> jimmy: it's really important. >> so of course i'm completely dismissive. so it's a true story. memorial day weekend. i drive everywhere, i didn't drive here, but i drive everywhere, so i'm driving from detroit to new york. i only drive pickup trucks and big-ass suvs. dad, the environment, you drive these big trucks so fast, endangered species. i'm like, i'm a 57 year old irish gu

even providing fodder to comedians, prompting a joke from david letterman, playing off the 1980s filmld trump has pissed off so many mexicans he's starring in a new movie entitled "no amigos." >> he's dismissed it before sorry. one more thing about that exchange between el chapo guzman and trump, we know donald trump is an avid fan of twitter and it looks as though el chapo guzman may be a big twitter user too. an account believed to be used by guzman tweeted at trump in spanish, promising in rather colorful language to make him "swal he his words" about guzman. trump's campaign alerted the fbi which is looking into it though it's unlear at this point if that tweet constitutes a threat legally speaking. also not entirely certain who sent the tweet. >> just investigating, not necessarily starting a formal criminal investigating, just looking at this alleged threat? is that right? >> that's exactly right. a formal -- opening a formal investigation is a whole other process. they're looking into it as they would any time someone like trump brings an alleged threat to them. >> they should

the real estate mogul even had david letterman coming out of retirement to offer a new top ten. >> numberd like all americans to know that that thing on his head is free range. and if donald trump plans to evict the family on thanksgiving. he's starring in a new movie entitled "no amigos". and the number one interesting fact about donald trump. thanks to donald trump, the republican mascot is also an ass. ♪ ♪ >>> and yes, there is yet another republican hopeful jumping into the fray. you see him there, scott walker. he is the 15th declared gop presidential candidate. walker announced his run on monday via twitter. later in the day he hosted an event attended by thousands, just outside the city of milwaukee. the 47 year old second-term governor has yoe merged as a formidable joint to jeb bush. >> voters have choice. >> 15 choices in fact. >> hillary clinton delivered a speech on her agenda declaring her plans to increase wages for americans. >> the hopeful also vowed to take on wall street as well and blasted some of the top republican candidates at the same time. here's brianna keilar wit