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dicky arbiter, how does the royalfamily now., how does the royal family operate at the moment given that both the queen and prince charles are over 70 and have to restrict their movements? they are operating in the same way as we are all operating, by the telephone, by skype, by various technical businesses. we all try, as best we can, and there is certainly no meeting face to face, as we saw the other day and the queen conducted a privy council via video link the other day. she is becoming very technically savvy even in her 905, very much technically 5avvy even in her 905, very much like her mother, who was very much like her mother, who was very technically 5avvy, very much like her mother, who was very technically savvy, and when needs must, needs mu5t. very technically savvy, and when needs must, needs must.|j very technically savvy, and when needs must, needs must. i did not know that about her mother being technically savvy. thank you both so much to both of you forjoining us. with me now is our political correspondent, ch

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here to tell us more about what we can expect, are royal commentator dickie arbiter and royal historianess people need reassurance up and down the country and globally. we can expect her to say thanks to the front line workers, including nhs and doctors and also people working on the outside of these services, at the supermarkets, keeping the food chain going, the ambulance services, the fire services, the police. the only sad thing is people are being responsible and selfish and clustering in groups. she will give a veiled message to stay at home. looking at this historically, how important is it that the royal family is seen at times like this of crisis? i think it is very important and obviously the royal family want to be there at times of crisis but this is so unprecedented. it is not award or a personal tragedy where they can go and meet people and talk to people in hospitals who are suffering. they cannot. the queen would be on the vulnerable list she was only 17 years old. it is not possible to visit hospitals which is why we had prince charles opening the nightingale by video l

owners who plan on taking advantage of the program paul howard ceo of fiz italian restaurant and dicky'sarbecue pit. from your view as a business owner, how is this program working and how have you accessed it? >> well, thanks. it's been a real game changer for us. it's going to provide much needed liquidity for the brand and franchisfranchises. the fact that we have been able to turn this around and get the money in people's hands is fantastic. we filed yesterday. we are waiting on our money we are grateful the act went in. pete: what is this going to allow your business to do. >> allow us to continue to pay our rent, pay our lenders, pay our employees. and keep the business up and operating. you know, we are seeing sales impacted from this anywhere between 35 and 45%. interesthere is no profitabilit. losing money by staying open. help bridge the gap from this time period where we are today to where we are going to be in hopefully another four to six weeks. pete: laura, you are down in dallas. what are you seeing there at your barbecue restaurant? >> really the same thing. this is such

royal commentator dickie arbiterjoins us now. friends again, we will be with our families again, we will meet again, it said everything, it evoked the wartime spirit and my goodness, the queen knows exactly what that means. absolutely, and that sense of perspective as well that it gave everybody, which was very special. it put the whole business into perspective, and it was very special. she thanked the nhs staff, the carers, everybody else who is backing up the running of the country. she thanked those who are staying at home. i suppose there was a bit ofa staying at home. i suppose there was a bit of a veiled message in that, those who aren't staying at home, please do so. but she was very precise in what she said. it was very personal, it was a speech that she wrote herself, she didn't sit down and tap it out or anything, but they were her thoughts, her notes, she fiddled around with it, she gave it to her private secretary to type it to her private secretary to type it up and have a look at it. so it very personal and very me