it stars don cheadle, kristen bell -- >> jimmy, no, listen. i don't know who any of those people are, okay, it sounds made up to me. the only show you need to be worried about right now is yours. >> did we get canceled? >> no, no. >> you didn't get canceled. of course not. look, i don't have time to stand around here and say how good you are. >> i can't believe he's here right now. >> jimmy: i like this. go on. >> you got a little too much dead weight around. >> i also agree with him. you're too fat. >> yes, too fat. >> calm down, first of all. second of all, it's not you. it's you two we have to lose. >> these two. >> yeah. nobody cares about these two. >> we have done the marketing research. everything says no one cares. we had a printout that had a zero on it. >> absolute zero, jimmy. >> it's all about you, "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: so, what are we supposed to do? fire them? two of my best friends. >> no. no one is getting fired. >> no. we're going to kill them. >> we're going to make them disappear. >> poof. they're gone. and then we

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and later this week tracy morgan, don cheadle, david cross, brand new la clipper chris paul will be hereand music from tune-yards and boyz ii men. please join us for all of that. our first guest of 2012 is a very fine actress, who, as a youth, escaped a band of wild juice-heads in new jersey to star in "the ice storm," "monster," and one of samuel jackson's two famous snake movies, "black snake moan". you can see her now on tv "pan am," which airs sunday nights at 10:00 here on abc. please say hello to christina ricci. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: christina, where do you stand on ponytames for men? for or against? >> i'm against. >> jimmy: that's good. there's not a man in this room with a ponytail. see, you did you a favor over there, right? >> the bob. the bob is looking much better. >> jimmy: how did you celebrate your new year? >> um, i had dinner with friends and stuff and mostly my holiday was spent on a couch watching reality tv. >> jimmy: really? what are your shows of choice? >> anything with a wife in it. housewife, baseball wife. if there's not a "real housewife" on, i wi

and then on friday a new show with don cheadle, david cross, and music from boyz ii men.se shows. our first guest tonight is one of america's most-beloved television actors of all-time. he has a shelf full of emmys inside his castle made of platinum. he's currently a golden globe nominee for his critically-acclaimed show on the starz network called "boss". >> now's the time, because if we don't, there's nothing left. i swear i'll tear it all down. all that we have, do not question my resolve. >> i got in the middle of this because you didn't. to find out who -- >> no! the truth! >> jimmy: please welcome kelsey grammer! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's definitely not frazier we saw there. >> no. the truth. >> jimmy: how are you? >> things are great, thank you. >> jimmy: going well? the show is going great? >> very good. >> jimmy: that's god to be a good thing. >> very good thing. took awhile to get it started and sold it, last october and started shooting in chicago. it's been great. >> jimmy: enjoy shooting in chicago? >> chicago's been fantastic, yeah. >> j