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the movie is "don jon." we'll be right back.ln ( cheers and applause ) that's it >> september 25, 2013. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. [cheers & applause] >> jon: hey, everybody! welcome to "the daily show." i'm jon stewart. guests tonight, atoms for peace. [cheers & applause] as you know, that is a band and also the slogan of the iranian nuclear program. thom yorke from radiohead, flea from the chili peppers. very talented group. we've wasted too much time. we have to get to the senate florida. texas senator ted cruz has been speaking with authority. >> i rise today in an effort to speak for 26 million texans. and for 300 million americans. as americans, we value liberty and opportunity above all else. what the american people are interested in is what we've all been interested in. >> jon: stuff-crusted pizza. no, wait! tacos made from doritos. no. frappe. >> what we've always been interested in, which is freedom. >> jon: didn't see that coming. does freedom

"don jon."d applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, scarlett johansson. scarjo. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you like that nickname scarjo? do you hate it? >> jifa? jifall? >> jimmy: jifa is pretty good. jifa. i will take jifa. scarjo sounds cool though. >> it does? >> jimmy: jifa sounds like a pet hamster or something. this is my hamster jifa. i don't know what jifa sounds like. it sounds like a weird football league or something. >> it sounds like a fungus. >> jimmy: it does sound like a fungus, but i'm a fun guy. [ laughter ] i just had a heart attack. i had a little stroke. thanks for coming back here pal. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: last time you were here we had a great time. we had the first lady, michelle obama was here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wasn't that fun. >> that was amazing actually. >> jimmy: the whole show was fun. >> i know, and also we were talking about downstairs there was all this secret security going on. it was all very like first ladyish. >> jimmy: it was very first ladyish. how did y

"don jon."ett johansson everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, scarlett johansson. scarjo. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you like that nickname scarjo? do you hate it? >> jifa? jifall? >> jimmy: jifa is pretty good. jifa. i will take jifa. scarjo sounds cool though. >> it does? >> jimmy: jifa sounds like a pet hamster or something. this is my hamster jifa. i don't know what jifa sounds like. it sounds like a weird football league or something. >> it sounds like a fungus. >> jimmy: it does sound like a fungus, but i'm a fun guy. [ laughter ] i just had a heart attack. i had a little stroke. thanks for coming back here pal. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: last time you were here we had a great time. we had the first lady, michelle obama was here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wasn't that fun. >> that was amazing actually. >> jimmy: the whole show was fun. >> i know, and also we were talking about downstairs there was all this secret security going on. it was all very like first ladyish. >> jimmy:

but, did it help you with writing and directing "don jon?"recting a movie, you're collaborating with a lot of people. i worked with so many great artists. and that's what we do on hit record. we lead these big collaborations. so it definitely schooled me for that. i love there's so many cameos, by the way, no one's talking about it yet, but ann hathaway and channing tatum are great in this. >> they did a little cameo in the movie. >> jimmy: how did you get them to do that? >> they're my good friends, man. we've done several movies together. >> jimmy: it was great. >> they were really excited i was directing a movie. so, they came and did it. we had a blast. we're sending up formulaic hollywood romantic comedy. >> jimmy: gosh, it's just very, very funny. the beautiful scarlet johansson. >> she's so good in the movie. >> jimmy: she was on our show. tony danza is great in your movie. >> tough tony. >> yeah. [ imitating tony danza ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he was so great, he's a talented guy. but it's going to seem like a meaty role like this. >>

and then, you were fantastic in "don jon."joey. >> jimmy: joseph gordon-levitt. >> he wrote this, acted in it and directed it. >> jimmy: scarlett johansson's in it as well. >> i get to kiss scarlett. >> jimmy: i know. i was, like -- i was, like, "go, tony! go tony!" yeah, yeah, yeah. it was good. [ cheers and applause ] i was clapping for you, buddy. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> oh, she's amazing. she's so great in the movie. she's unbelievable in the movie. julianne moore is unbelievable. glenne headly. brie larson, another girl. this girl, brie larson. >> jimmy: yeah, write her name down. brie larson. >> this is a great -- >> jimmy: i totally agree with you. >> she's in the movie "short term 12." >> jimmy: i didn't see that yet. >> yeah, she's pretty good. >> jimmy: you hit a homer in this. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: and you play the dad. fantastic. and you got the wife beater on, and it's just so good. you're wearing the -- >> yeah, i know -- i know that character. i know that character. >> jimmy: yeah, you know -- yeah. but you'r

rush, baggage claim and don jon. >>> jennifer lawrence is reportedly making a special appearance in dumb and dumber to. >>> zac efron instagramed his first pic since in rehab. hoe wrote, thank you all for your support these past few weeks. means the world to me. love you guys. >>> taylor swift will be along i'd jeff bridges and meryl streep in the giver. >>> and tina fey hosted the 39th season premiere of "saturday night live" this weekend where she had quite a bit of fun with hbo show "girls." >> if you're going to live with me, you should know i have ocd. >> i also have icd. >> cool, you're obsessive/compulsive, too? >> no, i have old cow disease it's where old cow bites you and bites the skin. that's why i have rubber hands. >> did you match "saturday night live"? i have it on my dvr, for opening night, i want to see it. >>> i'm veronica de la cruz. this is "early today." we hope it is just your first stop of the day on nbc. >> you're watching wbal-tv 11. live, local, late-breaking. this is 11 news today at 5:00 a.m. >> good morning. off to a quiet start on this friday morning. we are

joseph gordon lev visit's "don jon" will be going up against "baggage claim", "cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2" and "rush." >>> congrats to caylee cuoco who has gotten enjoined to ryan sweeting. >>> britney spears is back in fighting shape for vegas. >>> zack galifianakis felt honored to have justin bieber on his comedic talk show, especially during his meltdown. galifianakis taught bieber a lesson with a good-old belt whipping. >>> kate moss may have found a new career. the model has taken on singing, or as it should probably be called, speaking with music underneath. ♪ >> everyone's a singer, bill. >> i can't sing eerither, but i know i can do that. >> i'm veronica de la cruz and this is "early today." we hope it's just your first stop of the day on nbc. >> you're watching wbal-tv 11. live, local, late-breaking. this is 11 news today at 5:00 a.m. >> good morning. we are off to another quiet start on this friday morning. the clouds are going to break up as we go into the afternoon. 56 in taneytown and parkton. 60 in rock hall. we will start with early clouds. it will be really nic

joseph gordon lev visit's "don jon" will be going up against "baggage claim", "cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2" and "rush." >>> congrats to caylee cuoco who has gotten engaged to boyfriend of three months, ryan sweeting. >>> britney spears gave fans a sneak peek at her new music video on instagram. does look like britney is back in fighting shape. >>> zack galifianakis felt honored to have justin bieber on his comedic talk show, especially during his meltdown. he taught bieber a lesson with a good-old belt whipping. >>> kate moss may have found a new career. the model has taken on singing, or as it should probably be called, speaking with music underneath. ♪ >> i didn't see her mouth moving at all, did you? >> that was a little bit not impressive. >> i'm betty nguyen and this is "early today." we hope this is just your first stop of the day on nbc. >>> in the milwaukee journal sentinel, national experts to help inspect sagging i-43 bridge in green bay. a pier supporting the span sank about two feet early wednesday, shutting it down for the foreseeable future. >>> on nbcnews.com, si

and don jon. >>> that looks funny. >> it does. >> coming up next. new developments in the death of a teen in a crash. police made an arrest as classmates head back to school. >> why the new bay bridge is causing slower commutes. >>> right now traffic on highway 41 off to a decent start. find out what could slow down your monday morning commute. >> there is a lot of rain and the pacific northwest. how much will we get. an active pattern. warmer or cooler. . >>> we're live in san francisco where charges have been fired against the driver police say is responsible for a deadly crash. we'll tell you how friends of the victim are coping. >>> the clock is ticking to a possible government shutdown. how it will impact us here in the bay area if congress isn't able to strike a deal. >>> vallejo police this morning are searching for a killer after a teenager is found shot to death inside an apartment complex last night. we'll tell you what investigators are saying this morning about a possible motive. >>> adding time to your morning commute? the reason the ne

joseph gordon-levitt's "don jon" will be going up against "baggage claim", "cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2" and "rush." >>> congratulations to caylee cuoco, who has gotten engaged to boyfriend of three months ryan sweeney. congratulations. >>> teresa and joe will be on "watch what happens" live on sunday talking about their fraud charges. here's a preview. >> my daughters, they mean the world to me. maybe out of all of this, i don't know, there's like -- >> you go through things in life. i don't know why. i mean, i think -- i'm asking like why? why is this happening to me? >>> britney spears gave fans a sneak peek at her new music video on instagram. does look like britney is back in fighting shape. >> steamy. >> just in time for las vegas. it is pretty steamy. >>> zach galifianakis felt honored to have justin bieber on his show. he taught bieber a lesson with a good old belt-whipping. >>> and kate moss has taken on singing, it should be called speaking with music underneath. >>> breaking news right now in prince george's county where police are searching for two intruders are shot durin

"rush," "baggage claim" and "don jon" followed. >>> jennifer lawrence is making a special appearance in a dumb & dumber 2," said to be playing a younger version of kathleen turner's character. zac efron quote, thank you all for your support these last few weeks. means the world to me. love you guys. taylor swift is busy, alongside jeff bridges and meryl streep in the film "the giver" playing the casualty of rosemary, the last teen mentored by the giver. and tina fey, hope you caught it, she hosted the 39th season premiere of "saturday night live" this weekend. and she offered up some advice to new "weekend update" anchor cicely strong. >> keep your head down. you do your time. on the firls day, you go up to the biggest guy in the yard and punch him in the face. don't mess with texas. keep your feet on the ground. keep reaching for the stars. believe in your nightmares. you see this man here? this man don't own you. you. you be good to her, all right? you treat her good. >> i am being very nice. >> okay because i will be watching. i will not be watching. bye! >> you -- this man don't

"don jon" stars joseph gordon- levitt as a new jersey guy who loves the ladies. however, his deep affinity for pornography could be affecting his relations with women in real life. the film also stars scarlett johansson. "don jon" is rated r and finally - thousands of feet up in the air - one flight attendant is on a mission to land a man! that's the premise behind "baggage claim" starring paula patton as a woman with a month to get engaged - before her younger sister's wedding. "baggage claim" is rated p-g 13. for now showing, i'm ......natisha lance. coming up... fall... into flowers. the best plants you can add to your garden to keep it colorful all season long. 20:02 it's not one person wins everything. it's everybody can win. and... cashing in... on your fitness goals... how gambling could help you lose weight... you're watching fox45 morning news... weekends. ((break 6)) er.. but that doesn't mean you have to give up on having a beautiful garden. jan clark is a horticulturist with river hill garden center and she joins us this morning with more. q. now that

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five tickets and in theaters, joseph gordon levitt it's his priorities straight in that new movie "don jon," we have a review still i had. aheadm hammond is still with pet questions. >> welcome back it's time for the lottery top five. >> thanks for having me today. i have the hot five, new tickets. we are featuring five new tickets for october that launch on monday. everyone should get the tickets i can talk about. turkey, aone is wild one dollar ticket, $1000 top prize, 25 top rises on this ticket. the next one is a rainbow blackout bingo. popular one of our most games. it takes longer to play and is more interactive. top riseve it, $30,000 on a two dollar ticket. the third one is reckoned the cash. -- is rack up the cash. when you get an eight ball in the pocket, you get a $50 instant prize. next one is a double take, five dollar ticket, hundred thousand dollars top prize. it is double what the normal top prize is for a four -- a five dollar ticket. is $100,000 richer -- $10 ticket, $100,000 top rise. the bonus area gives the player a chance to win $50 instantly. >> how about the big gam

. >> now in "don jon," back playing a father figure, but this time he is a foul-mouthed dad from newis still buff. take a look. >> what do you see in this girl? >> what did you say? >> what do you mean what did i say? >> what you said. what's the matter with that? why don't you speak up and talk like a human being? >> like a human being. tony's back. >> hi, ladies. good to see you. >> this movie is trending big time. >> i guess last time it was trending worldwide. it's pretty cool. >> provocative subject, about a guy who is, you would say, quite a modern -- would you say typical of -- >> well, you know, i think when i was a kid if you wanted pornography, you raided your uncle phil's playboys. >> crazy uncle freddie. >> no, not crazy. you had to raid his playboys or go down to a store and buy a magazine. you would be standing at the counter with the magazine. >> little shame involved. >> neighbor lady walks in. you know what i mean. now you press the button. a lot of young people are -- and both sexes, according to scarlet, that women watch more porn than men. >> that was one of her q

today, star of the new film, "don jon," joseph gordon-levitt.rk gregg. plus, a performance from singer, songwriter jason derulo. ll next on "live." now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: thank you. thank you. oh, my gosh, hi! it's tuesday, september 24, 2013. welcome to the show, everybody. michael: yes. good morning. [applause] how are you? kelly: i'm fine. how are you? michael: i'm dandy. kelly: you're -- i'm fine and you're dandy. michael: fine and dandy. kelly: nice to see you. michael: you two, what's up? kelly: nothing. did you have a fun night last night? did you do anything exciting? michael: i just went to dinner. nicole's brother is here, and his wife. dareus and jamie. we took a 14-block walk and had some dinner. but it's funny when people who are from california come out -- kelly: oh, when you start walking. michael: walking? nicole makes you walk to the meal because she wants to be hungry when you get there and then you overeat and then she makes you walk it off. kelly: i like that. i like to wa

. >>> tomorrow we're going to get a review of "don jon" when our entertainment editor stops by our studio will tell us what he thinks about the sequel to "cloudy with a chance of meatballs." >>> good morning. happy thursday. thanks for waking up with us at 6:00 app. it's september 26. i'm mike hydeck. >>> i'm jessica doyle in for reason reasonable. monika will be here in -- in for reason reasonable. monika will be here in a moment and howard has a gold -- has a goldilocks forecast. >>> the morning clouds will burn off so we can enjoy the sunshine which i think will get here by mid- to late morning. this afternoon looks beautiful again. 75 by 3:00 on our way to 77. this evening going to be in the low 70s at 7:00 and that is after sunset. so, yes, that's why the panel now dark. and at 9:00 in the upper 60s. we'll be back in the 50s by tomorrow morning. a little storm system in southwestern virginia now. a couple of sprinkles underneath it but more sparks than bite. we've got some clouds that the radar is fairly quiet. temperatures in the upper 40s in lovettsville to mid-50s in prince willia

. >> don jon loves the ladies however, this a deep affinity for his pornography could be a problem.tt johansson stars. . >> one flight attendant is trying to land a man with a woman that is trying to get engaged. it is rated pg-13. >> here's something you don't see often -- a meteor, bright enough to light up the night sky! this was captured on camera in greenwood, indiana friday night. the american meteor society keeps track of such things -- they say shooting stars are seen more frequently around this time of year. how about some free coffee? today is national coffee day. and some of your favorite places are participating. you can get a free cup at dunkin donuts -- if you download their smart phone app. krispy kreme, starbucks, peets and other coffee shops are also offering deals. we will be back with the headlines in the weather forecast top stories we are following on this sunday morning. the father of the dodgers fan killed outside at&t park will make a public plea before the giant's game today. we'll have a live report with the details. and we are learning new details in the s

today, from the new film, "don jon," scarlett johansson.awards. plus, your comments and questions on another edition to the -- of the "inbox." all next on "live." now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪

is it don jon?t who suddenly is now the hot hunk, apparently, in -- dagen: he was in 500 days of summer, he was in the dream nick, remember that? >> yes. and, jeez, he's dying of cancer, let's learn to laugh. dagen: he directed this movie, it's about a porno-addicted dudes -- >> there's a difference between porno-districted and sex-addicted. [laughter] dagen: oh, there is? >> one guy's watching. connell: we can get into it. dagen: the formula one movie, "rush," it goes -- >> yes, the ron howard-directed film. dagen: which warner wolf said earlier this week, dagen, you would really love this movie. >> you do love car racing. dagen: that's my point. connell: that's a great warner wolf impression -- [laughter] dagen: i stopped myself from imitating. connell: thank goodness. oh, my god. you know any of these movies? >> i'm going to an art show this weekend if my 13-year-old daughter will dane to come along with me. meatballs is too young for the 13-year-olds. it's mainly little kids. dagen: you redeemed

today, star of the new film, "don jon," joseph gordon-levitt.

and for an unusual romantic comedy, well, there's joseph gordon-levitt's directional debut don jon abouty who falls for a girl who watches too many hollywood romance films. and for the metalheads out there, metallica through the never is part performance, part dark storyline, all rated r. and if you're staying home, there's a good chance you're one of the many wondering the fate of walter weiss, that's amc's emmy-winning series "breaking bad." it is all the buzz, and it concludes sunday. >> it's one of the most live-tweeted shows that's on. people are just going crazy, and every one of the last episodes has been more intense than the previous episode. >> reporter: we're going to have to wait and see what the twitterverse has to say once we find out how it all ends. jon and jenna. jenna: my money is on jon going to the metallica movie. >> reporter: you think so? i could see you as a metalhead. were you a metalhead at any point? be honest. jon: no, not at all. jenna: that's a good question, julie. >> reporter: you? jenna: never. >> reporter: i actually used to listen to metallica. jenna: y