your dream told you that trump is gonna win, and then ivanka, and then don jr. and eric.wo terms. - no, that's only one term. that's four years. yeah, actually these are mostly one-term presidents. - no, you're not reading it right, brother. - no, i'm-- look, 2020-- no, this is '24 to '28. that's four years. - and then another four. - no, no, no, these are one-term presidents. - no. - ivanka, one term. don jr., one term. - ivanka is 2024. - and? - 2028. - that's eight years. - that's four years! - no. - you just have a four-year period in here where somebody else gets elected. - no. - it doesn't say anything about reelected. - it does! it says-- has her getting elected in 2024 and 2028. - your math is wrong. - no, my math is not wrong. ♪ - and while these patriots love america, they do think that old glory could use a little jazzing up. it's not the size of the flag that matters, it's how many votes you get in the electoral college system. everybody says the same thing. it's a big flag. it's also not an american flag. - there's stars and stripes on it, brother. just appre

a ivanka trump, jared kushner, beavis and butt-head, eric and don jr. so, after you got fleeced by trump's kids, and he put them in charge jared kushner couldn't , even get clearance from the secret service. he was a national security threat and you want him in charge of national security? so after trump robbed you, you , are worried about hunter biden and his past? look, brother, i am here to tell you corruption is real, it is as real in the democratic party as the republican party, but hunter biden has zero role. zero. they are doing that to distract

a ivanka trump, jared kushner, beavis and butt-head, eric and don jr. so, after you got fleeced by trump's kids, and he put them in charge jared kushner couldn't , even get clearance from the secret service. he was a national security threat and you want him in charge of national security? so after trump robbed you, you , are worried about hunter biden and his past? look, brother, i am here to tell you corruption is real, it is as real in the democratic party as the republican party, but hunter biden has zero role. zero. they are doing that to distract you. if you want to say pelosi and the others have houses, of course they do. did they get rich off politics? yes they did. >> we are going to leave this online. we will take you live to the white house for an up date on covid from president biden. pres. biden: the seminary and other members of worship in the area are partnering with the community help centers to help offer vaccinations and vaccination sites. we are seeing them all over the country. with a special focus on vaccinating seniors. from all ra

dandy don jr. was there with his girlfriend karen -- i mean kimberly. and together, they shared a sweet anecdote from the trump family memory book. >> in the trump family, the easter egg hunt is really competitive. >> it's vicious. >> i remember knock-out, drag-out fights with ivanka especially, back in the day, because i may have, you know, gotten on the security camera system and figured out where they hid the proverbial golden egg. so when she found out what i did, it was -- it was brutal. but you probably expect nothing less. a lot of alpha personalities in there. >> jimmy: even a cute family anecdote makes them sound like the reign of caligula, doesn't it? you know my brother daniel? you have a brother daniel? not anymore. we killed him in the egg hunt. so then, djtj tried to pitch in and give his daughter an easter leg up on the competition. take a look at this. >> chloe, chloe! chloe, chloe! no, no, no, no. not stealing eggs. >> jimmy: stop the steal! hey, let's watch it again, because it's fascinating. here we go. his daughter snatches an egg fr

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i think of eric, i think of you, i think of the bunker, i think of don jr.any of you lied on a gun permit, a gun purchase questionnaire, i do not see any scenario, if any of you also made millions and millions of dollars cashing in while your father-in-law as a vice president, got millions of dollars from no experience and energy from ukraine, three and a half million dollar wire transfer from the russian oligarchs, got money from a kazakhstan oligarch, and a $1.5 billion deal with the bank of china, why do i think, you would all end up in jail? i don't even think that's a s laughing matter. that double standard exists, doesn't it? >> yes. honestly, there is nothing that's funny about this, i think the whole situation with hunter biden is actually very sad. he is obviously a very troubledt person. but to hear them laughing about all this and, sean, no questione that this was his laptop. we all know it's his laptop. the fact you can't fully deny its his laptop, we know it's hayes, forensic reports on it, so the reality is that the things he jokes about, he wa

. >> reporter: and don jr. >> like he did when he traveled to wyoming. >> how about a word for donaldhile gaetz done everything he can to support trump. the former president has been less than passionate. none of the trump's children offered any public support for gaetz. trump is being advised to stay away from the gaetz's scandal. >> reporter: there is an open question as to gaetz's political future and as soon as next week. he had an open proxy vote or it is not clear if gaetz will be back to washington and there is his relationship with lea leade leaderships. erin, mccarthy's office won't say if that meeting has happened. i ryan thank you very much. >> what could this mean for all of us if hundreds of millions of people are not going to get the vaccine now. >>> the top putin's critic, navaln y >>> tonight t the cdc director warning the veariant discovered in the u.k. associated with a higher risk of death is officially the dominant strain in the u.s. this comes as the numbers in col covid cases and hospitalizations are rising. look at the seven-day average since inauguration day. y

to wealth while they were in office in jared kushner let alone beavis & butthead baruch and don jr.. so after you got fleeced by trump and hehe put jared -- jeed kushner in charge of criminal justice reform and that guy couldn't even get it clear in the secret service. he put them in charge of national security so after trump brought you in robbed you you worry about hunter biden? the brother here to tell you corruption is real it's really democratic and republican party but hunter biden has zero hold, zero and is doing that to distractct you. if you say hey pelosi and others have a lot of houses of worse they do. they'd they get rich off of politics? yes they did. when pelosi takes $720 million in aid donations exxonmobil and other wealthy corporations didn't give them that money for health and for their charity. theygi did it to implement their votes and guess what. it worked. of course it did but rather mitch mcconnell did the same exact things but worse. giant amounts of money from corporations and he said about the saudis after they cut off "washington post" journalists head in

how many times did we hear about don jr. and his trump tower meeting? that's all we heard about for years. the media gives a pass. all they need to do is just be fair and ask the hard questions. that's their job. >> thanks for that. it appears to be one rule for hunter biden and another for the poor unemployed guy sitting in the rusting double wide wondering why he can't get his guns. america rid itself of the monarchy a quarter millennium back but by the early years of this century it looked like it was replacing him with nine in black. nancy pelosi said of decisions by the supreme court that it's, quote, almost as if god has spoken. that's not how the founders would have thought of it, nor would any sane person. as we saw last october, the appointment of a high judge to the high court now convulses the nation for years on end. the host of fox and friends every weekend will be in for laura ingraham tonight. what do you make of this supposed commission that's gonna look at expanding the high court to 27 judges. >> who knows how many. thank you very much

can you imagine, i thought about the millions of dollars that many of us spent including eric and don jrees defending themselves against accusations and the mueller investigation that never even took place. obviously taking pot shots at the president. and i think you know that people who stand on moral authority should be very careful what stones they are ruling don mike willing to throw. a lot of his book is right out of a jerry springer show. he shouldn't be the guy throwing stones at anybody. >> sean: i have talked to people who have seen the laptop. i think you are pretty well aware and versed on what is there as well. why has that not come out? >> that is a right question, million dollar question. i mean, also, why have state gun control groups not said anything about all of the felonies that were committed in the one story involving him that was dumped by his sister, girlfriend, in law, x, i guess across from the high school. i don't think that this book, nobody would be interested in this book, sean, if he hadn't mentioned trump. i almost think he had to add it, go in and add it a

like, "melania's husband" or "jeff epstein's dance partner," or something really insulting, like "don jrs father." but i have to call him something. hopefully someday, "the defendant." but until then, this is where you come in. what should i call the old president when there's a story about him? tweet them to @colbertlateshow with the hashtag #hewhoshallbenamed. i will say the most original and appropriate names on the air, up to a point. this is cbs. they're not going to let me call him a (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) believe me. i know. we've got a great show for you tonight. my guest is former speaker of the house john boehner, who's got a new book. but when we come back, john boehner! ♪♪ (m(music) fleece vibibes. onlyly at old nanavy, and olold navy.comom ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ comfmfort in thehe extreme. ♪ the lincncoln familyly of l luxury suvsvs. at p panera, we e take care of didinnertime.. wewe use freshsh, clclean ingrededients ♪ to makake mouthwatatering masterpipieces. order r our new flatbrbread pizzasas for r dinner tononight withth delivery y or pick-u. ononly at panenera. hihi sabrina!!

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. >> reporter: and don jr., like he did when he traveled to wyoming to attack fellow republican liz cheneyo voted to impeach trump after the insurrection. >> a man who loves wyoming, who loves to hunt and fish, how about a word for donald trump jr. >> reporter: while gaetz has done everything he can to support trump the former president's support has been less than passionate. none of the trump children have offered public support for gaetz. sources telling cnn trump himself is being advised to stay away from the gaetz scandal. >> our ryan nobles reporting there. now, moving on from the trump era, joe biden's team makes a shift in u.s./middle east policy. the reasoning and the regional reaction next. >>> and a painful royal rift. jordan's king finally speaks out about the plot allegedly involving his half-brother. policy you no longer need? now you can sell your policy, even a term policy, for an immediate cash payment. call coventry direct to learn more. we thought we had planned carefully for our retirement. but we quickly realized that we needed a way to supplement our income. our frien

i concluded that don jr. referring to that june 2016 trump tower meeting about dirt on hillary, with the russian representatives when he walked behind his dad's desk that day. and that mr. trump knew that was the meeting that don jr. was talking about when he said, that's good, let me know. >> is there any other wrongdoing or illegal act that you are aware of regarding donald trump that we haven't yet discussed today? >> yes, and again, those are part of the investigation that's currently being looked at by the southern district of new york. >> joining us now is michael cohen. he's the author of a book about his time with the ex-president, it's called, "disloyal: a memoir, a true story of the former personal attorney to donald j. trump." he also hosts the podcast, mea culpa. thank you so much for spending some time with us today. >> thank you very much. >> i watched that clip today, and my first question to you is, why do you think trump didn't pardon himself? >> it's a good question. a lot of people have ask

know, "melania's husband" or "jeff epstein's dance partner," or something really insulting, like "don jrs father." ( laughter ) but i have to call him something. hopefully someday, "the defendant." but until then, this is where you come in. what should i call the old president when there's a story about him? tweet them to @colbertlateshow with the hashtag #hewhoshallbenamed. i will say the most original and appropriate names on the air, up to a pint. it's cbs. they're not going to let me call him a piece of ( bleep ) ( bleep )( bleep )( bleep ). believe me. ( laughter ) i know. we've got a great show for you tonight. my guest is former speaker of the house john boehner, who's got a new book. when we come back, john boehner! ♪ ♪ ♪ i'll be observing your safe-driving abilities. play your cards right, and you could be in for a tasty discount. [ clicks pen] let's roll. hey,y, check it t out. one e time i triripped on the s sidewalk ovover her. [ heavavy-metal mumusic playi] -[ snoringng ] -and a a high of 8 89 degre. [ electrononic music p playin] ooh! o ooh! whwho just givives away wow? the

meanwhile, the son he didn't want, don jr., was on something called the victory channel last night celebrating the three-month anniversary of his father causing a riot. >> it is interesting to me i see the fbi tweeting daily, here's a picture of someone seen near the capitol on january 6th. you never see them talking about 10 months of looting, rioting, arson, murder that was done by antifa and similar terrorist groups across the country. >> jimmy: "ahn teefah." [ laughter ] well, aren't you fancy? does he think it's an italian word? this is his thing now. changing pronunciations. >> jimmy: we're fighting for the maga movement, fighting for the american worker. i want to make sure we're fighting for those maga republicans and conservatives -- >> jimmy: mah-gah now? and an-tee-fah? what an ahs-hole. [ laughter ] in other unwanted offspring news, andrew giuliani, son of count dracula, says he is "strongly considering" a run for governor of new york. that is andrew giuliani. he's 35. his father is already said to be planning a big fundraiser at the ritz cracker factory in new jersey. [ laughter ]

hunter biden tells ivanka trump and don jr. to get a job.or of national intelligence under president trump. this is comical. >> i can't figure out from hunters arguments whether he is saying this is russian disinformation or the latest revelations on his laptop are of his own making. this is a disaster. this is the guy who literally has only been able to collect money because of his father. we see he has been put on boards because of his father. he has no experience in the energy field, yet was put on energy boards. this is laughable. this is a ridiculous statement. and by the way, lawrence, this only works in washington, d.c. he is a product of washington, d.c. he has grown up in washington, d.c. he is used to these ridiculous arguments were a whole bunch of democrats will say "yeah, good point, keep saying that," and the rest of us in the united states, the rest of us in america, look at washington and these excuses and these types of claims and just laughed. washington is really out of touch. >> lawrence: you know, ric, i am always fascin

. >> and don jr. saying we're coming after you. we're coming up there and we're going to love it. we're going to enjoy it. and donald trump encouraging all of this. by the way, why are we still talking about this near the end of april? we're still talking about the end of april because there are people like ron john who are whitewashing it. there are people like lindsey graham who are wanting us to forget, not only what happened on january 6th, but also that he properly blamed donald trump for what happened on january 6th. just like kevin mccarthy blamed donald trump on january 6th in a very heated phone call and then on the house floor. later saying it was donald trump's fault. so, you know, the truth is inconvenient for some of these people who still want to hang out mar-a-lago, but the truth is the truth, mika. and there was an insurrection. 10th of a mile that way and we're not going to forget it. americans shouldn't forget it and they shouldn't forgive. >> so as you were describing, willie, here is the d.c. metropolitan police officer recounting his traumatic experience being

jared kushner, beavis and brodhead -- butt-head, eric and don jr..er you got fleeced -- jared kushner couldn't even get clearance from the secret service. he was a national security threat and you want him in charge of national security? after trump robbed you, you are worried about hunter biden and his past? corruption is real, it is as real in the democratic party as the republican party, but hunter biden has zero role. zero. they are doing that to distract you. if you want to say pelosi and the others have houses, of course they do. did they get rich off politics? yes they did. when pelosi takes millions in campaign donations, exxon mobil, other wealthy corporations, they didn't give them that money for health and charity, they did it to influence. of course it influence their votes. mitch mcconnell does the same thing, but worse. you think trump didn't do it? trump took giant amounts of money from corporations and said ok, i will do them favors. he said of the saudi's after they cut off a journalist paused head, muslim fundamentalists -- journali

that wasn't me, president trump, don jr.. none of us support any of that. that is why they will go to jail. there are hundreds in jail right now, there will be trials, and they will go to prison, and they should. host: thank you. i wanted to clarify. albert in new jersey, a republican line, go ahead. caller: god bless people like brian craig and people who speak about what is going on like him. i would like to say they just showed on television the biden administration, $60 million per week it is costing the american taxpayers at the border. number two, president trump never took a salary. they talk about the money. he never took a paycheck, that is how great he is. number three, pelosi, macconnell, and biden all make money in china. people better do some research and reading and see what these people are doing to the people in america. thank god for you, brian. they better do research before they talk about what they don't know about with the biden administration doing to our country. guest: thanks. host: the washington post highlights the cost of the youn

don henley gary clark, jr george strait. kacey musgraves. kelly clarkson khalid clint black.nd willie nelson. >> jimmy: whoa >> get down! and those are all texas artists. and we've got people like selena gomez, jonas brothers, woody harrelson, jennifer garner, megan thee stallion, renee zellweger, popping by for appearances. it's hopefully going to be a a revival. >> jimmy: how are you not exhausted right now? >> i am exhausted! [ laughter ] i got bags under my -- i'm not getting much sleep putting this production together. i am thankful i've got some great people helping me out. but we are -- we're up against it, know what i mean you put these benefits together, it has to be a timely fashion, but you also want to put on a good show so, we're working our tails off, and i got a lot of people that aren't getting any sleep either so i can't gripe about it >> jimmy: people can see it on your brand-new youtube channel congrats on that i think it's like throwing -- you're putting together woodstock. which is kind of amazing except this is a benefit woodstock. >> it's all going to g

don lemon. cnn has obtained new video of the moment andrew brown jr. shot and killed by police. it has been five days since andrew brown jr. was shot to death by police. you heard chris saying, five days. if there is no transparency or people think you are hiding something, then you have to fill it in with assumptions and questions. five days of questions without answers. five days with body cam video kept from the public. >> all along on the show since i have been doing on the show, the transparency of having videos is the main tool that we have to determine that we have to be able to determine what happened in these cases. without that is transparency, none of us knows. nobody knows. andrew brown's family and their attorney said they were only shown one body cam video even though seven deputies have been put on administrative leave and two resigns and one retires. >> they're trying to hide something. >> 20 seconds. i want you to imagine if we only had 20 seconds of that video of george floyd of derek chauvin kneeling on his neck. imagine we only seen 20 seconds instead of 9 mi

don. >> jason carroll, thank you so much. i appreciate it. >>> i want to turn to harry daniels, an attorney for andrew brown jr.'s family. attorney dangling, appreciate you joining us. what stands out to you and the family in this new video showing sheriff's deputies rolling up in a pickup truck to arrest andrew brown? >> it confirms what we already suspected. this was a calculated approach towards andrew, blocked him in, trapped him in. once the deputies got out of the truck, seconds later they started shooting. the autopsy report shows that andrew was shot in his arm. he tried to get away. he tried to back up, try to get away. he was shot once he maneuvered his vehicle, tried to flee, save his life. he was shot in the back of the head. that proved to be the fatal shot. >> cnn looked at the video and it is not exactly clear what is being said when the shooting started. but certainly the body cam footage would answer a lot of these questions, right? >> it would. that's exactly what we're seeking, seeking the release of the body cam footage, the entire body cam footage. the 20-second snippet that was showed, the redaction

black americans, andrew brown jr., daunte wright and others just coming off the verdict in the derek chauvin trial. what do you expect to hear about that tomorrow? >> donrrived here. black lives have not mattered. they've not mattered since the very inception of this country, the original sin of slavery. and so for that reason, because black lives have not mattered, our humanity has never been seen. that is why our black children are adultified, that is why our very existence is criminalized. the derek chauvin verdict of guilty is one example of accountability, not justice, because true justice would my george floyd would you still be here with his family, with his siblings, with his children. but i can't even approximate for you, don, because black lives matter just that little. i don't even have the data to accurately capture how many lives have been interrupted and that have been stolen from families. now, based on my quick assessment, since george floyd's murder, 100 people have been murdered at the hands of law enforcement. since the trial, 70 people have been murdered at the hands of law enforcement. so what i want to hear from this administratio