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told you this but he shows his ding-dong in the movie. [ laughter ] he does -- >> julianna: he did not share that information. >> jimmy: is that a technical term? >> i mean, well, i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: technical term? >> but the weird thing is that my mom -- my mom goes, "is that really his penis?" [ laughter ] and it was so weird for me first of all, to hear her say "penis." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "mom, you can't say that world!" >> i know. i was just like -- and then, it was weird -- i was like, "wait a second. i've eaten dog poo in a movie." you know, "i've gotten peed on. i ate --" >> jimmy: you were in all the "american pie," movies, mom. yeah, yeah. >> i drank beer with jizz. you know, i got anal prostate ejaculation -- but, for some reason, this was the weirdest thing is for my mom to talk about jason biggs' penis. and it was like -- as if she'd seen it before. [ laughter ] and i was like, "why are you so interested in his penis?" yeah. >> jimmy: so are you -- >> it was a really weird experience. >> julianna: did she think it was a prosthetic? >> what? >> julianna:

who's the ding dong? >> you're the ding dong! >> we're out of here.s. >> oh, we're nuts? >> if we're nuts -- >> and you're the -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa! don't you take my pineapple. >> oh, i'm taking the pineapple. >> oh, boy. >> hell no. [ laughter ] [ yelling at each other ] >> do not even think about it. >> ladies, ladies! >> give us back our pineapple! >> look, nobody messes with the ladies of late night, okay? you want to mess with us? well, call tim tebow and have him pray for you, because you're going to need it. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> touchdown. >> it was just such a special moment. >> who's ready for some football? i'm ready for some football. thank you. you're welcome. ♪ [ fog horn ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check out old episodes at realhousewivesoflatenight.com. and stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you go next if you had a hoveround power chair? the statue of liberty? the grand canyon? it's all possible with a hoveround. tom: hi i'm tom kruse, inventor a

how healthy are those ding- dongs? >> the twinkies or the ding- dongs?> why the government doesn't want information on a bird flew study published pickwick forget about an antiseptic. the more natural way to treat a wound -- forget about an antiseptic. >> we will check on the major >> welcome back. 57 degrees downtown. that is not right for the beginning of february. it will get into the 60's lake with a chance for some light rain. we have some light rain for the beginning of the drive time. it is not a big deal. some light showers up and down the 95 corridor. that batch it clear out and we'll get a break from the rain. we start out in the 50's and we will wind up in the 60's. you know you can tack on at least seven to 10 degrees. a high of 65. i think there will be some breaks in the overcast to help with the temperatures. off and on rain showers. mild with highs in the 60's. we will come back and check the forecast for super bowl weekend. we have a cooldown on tap for the time period. >> two research teams have created a highly lethal version of the bi

. >> they're eating ding dongs. >> the packet there's a school where the teachers and parents have to they can hang signs on kids. >> no, this is a parent. one parent. he was tired of the 15-year-old boy coming home with a 1.2 grade point average and she was going to make him wear a sign on the side of the road saying i'm a loser and i need better grades. >> why is bob laughing. >> something andrea said. >> then he laughs, then i laugh. >> i've been trying to hold it together. >> you always do. >> you do, you hold this crowd together because, particularly when greg and i go at it. you keep us out of the fcc. >> we need detention for the five. >> what if we had to be here on saturdays? >> it was like a classroom. i said ding dong and bob giggled. >> no, it was -- never mind. >> go on, teacher. >> today is mardi gras. is it bizarre some people celebrate this religious holiday by boozing is up? we have numbers about binge drinking that might surprise you. >> in washington, the story today is the fundraising numbers on the presidential campaigns. tonight on special report we'll go over th

earlier in the day, the president pleaded with dong strike a deal. >> pass this middle class tax cut. pass the extension of unemployment insurance. do it before it's too late. i will sign it right away. >> reporter: both sides made concessions. the plan reveals some provisions of the obama health care law, and abandons republicans hope to pay for the reduction with spending cuts. if negotiations stay on track, it could come this week. >> a lot of grateful americans. >>> also, new details on the death of whitney houston. the investigation is now focused on the doctors who wrote her prescriptions. those doctors, along with the pharmacies that filled the prescriptions, could soon get sub peen thats. her funeral will be at the church in newark where she sang as a little girl. the family has decided against a public memorial. >>> there are fears that tensions with iran could lead to terrorist attacks here at home. the nation's police are being warned to be on heightened alert. this comes after several bombings by iranian agents. israel blaming iran for an attack on monday in india. the u.s

next up, scott wiener, the board of supervisors, like a ding dong i forgot that they were in recent -- recess. he will be here to talk about a cool project that we are working on. >> good afternoon, everyone. the supervisor left this statement on his behalf. "i am not in town while we do -- while we are in recess, but i am here in spirit. the sooner that we recognize in a brace the fact that night life is key to the city, policy makers to often viewed this as challenges to deal with, focusing on violence, drunken behavior, and the like. it is one of the things that makes san francisco unique and defines us. without these unique abilities to enjoy ourselves, it would not be san francisco. understanding and embracing this has been a priority for me as a member of the board of supervisors. engaging in the study of the economic impact as an entertainment and lite light industry, this study, which i anticipate will be completed later this year, will be providing a key policy tool. no longer will we be unduly focused on the negative. instead we will see the negative and the positive. i look

. >> and remember last week, we were talking about ho-ho-and ding-dongs and i said crimpet. thing as a crimpet. >> a-ha. >> crimpet. >> nice job, i've never seen those. >> yes. >> and can i have one? (laughter) >> i love how you-- >> and she says she'll go hungry the whole show. >> and almost ate your cough drop. >> one more thing. >> yeah, i have one more thing, on a serious note, a fellow celebrating his 30th anniversary of sobriety tonight, his name is tom, c, anonymous as per our alcoholics anonymous and tom helped me get sober and helped hundreds of people and i tell you, man i wanted you to watch, you deserve everything, and do you it anonymously with your heart and soul and thank you. >> to tom c with our tea. >> coffee. >> mine's got rum in it. >> coke. >> one last thing, sarah palin's ex-aide, frank bailey, a full screen. he's writing a book, a tell-all book using e-mails and told not to use the e-mails, they were state e-mails while he was working for the governor and he wrote the book anyway ands' fined and-- >> did you think we wouldn't tell the difference betwee

it's dong to a chilly one as we start the morning. 43 degrees expected.fternoon highs widespread upper 50s, low 60s. 62 in oakland. upper 50s nearing 60 degrees for san francisco. low 60s for san jose. morgan hill 61 degrees. 5-day forecast with your weekend in view shows you once we get past this tomorrow afternoon temperatures upper 50s, likely to be a little breezy, thursday even warmer, and as we head into the weekend we're going to cool down just a little bit, slight chance for some rain will come in on sunday afternoon. >> thank you rose marry. >>> hearts and candies valentine's day stap les. how about a good old fashion pillow fight. -- it started just about 90 minutes ago. as you can see here. it's flying in what's meant to be in all the roses and boxes of chocolate. it's not live but it is from news chopper 2. it tells us it does have clean up drews and any indication. those crews will have a lot of tidying up to do. tmz is next. thank you for trusting ktvu channel 2 news. we'll see you the next time news break. our coverage continues with the 10

how do i not turn to her and say i can't believe you are allowing yourself to be abused by this ding-dong? >> i think taking a step back and really getting educated on how to have these conversations. visiting project youth safety.org has a multitude of resources. futures without violence is a great resource for parents and educators in the community to have those conversations with youth so automatically they won't get turned off. >> what is the warning signs? >> you are looking for isolation, constant checking in. you are looking for a lot of adverse health outcomes associated with dating violence. we are seeing missed days of school, drug and alcohol use, psychological problems, being really depressed. >> if i go to school and i say i think sam is abusing my daughter, does the school do anything? >> the school gets a little bit complicated. the school can definitely help intervene. what happens is that further isolates that youth or the son and the daughter, the friends from each other. so what we really want to do is rally around all of the resources that are available in the communit

takes payments for credits and more than forty currencies ranging from the euro to the vietnamese dong exchange rates are just a daily it probably won't be long until some economist tries to calculate the inflation rate money supply velocity or other traditional dimensions of the facebook economy now max you are the world's first virtual central banker your doctor's zero say so what are your thoughts on the story that's absolutely right this is a virtual currency then you need a virtual central banker to deal and the monetary policy is. all affect the virtual the economy but this is basically inflationary on the one side of the equation but the net result will be hours and hours of loss from the productive economy from people wasting time on facebook so in a way it's a net deflation because although you can flood the facebook economy with more credits the net result will be people not working but wasting time so it's a way to increase the deflationary trend by issuing a credit stop back by debt but it's backed by wasting time this is the first currency will not the first i create the f

how you all dong tonight? at close to 400 pounds, matt mccloskey's a big comedian. come easily to matt but his humor is at his own expense. any single ladies tonight? you guys want more than having fun? when the laughter stops and the audience goes home, matt's alone with just himself and the food. i've been over weight all my life. honestly i don't know why i was over it because my brother he ws skinny his whole life. but also, he lived with my mother i lived with my father. my mother pushed me to my father and i was a wild kid. i was angry, mean, she couldn't control me so she pushed me away. my biggest role model is my brother, i look up to him a lot. he loves me but he picks on me. he calls me tubby tubby, mister two-ton. he picks on me but i think he does it out of love. in a weird way, he's trying to make me lose weight. but deep down inside, honestly it's killing me. there's time where i cry, where i wish i didn't wake up, and it's because of the weight. when life gets overwhelming, matt eases his pain the only way he knows how. basically i'm in my room by my

they'd dong winter camps. they were moving into the neighborhood. they were establishing different camps with saying first texas this way, 15 south carolina that way. and who knows when they might being southerners to get in their mind to just attack washington one night, kill us in our beds! it had to be cleaned out. and then there were the pesky artillery batteries that had been established along the little potomac, 1861 honest ship captains couldn't sail their vessels up and down the potomac without fear of being shot by the pesky rebels. they needed to be cleaned out. and then, of course, the third leg in the stool that concerned so much concern was the ohio and baltimore railroad bringing critically needed supplies across the edge of virginia, northwestern virginia, into maryland. passing by harper's ferry. dissatisfaction with the pace of mcclellan's movements, especially those in the east, were particularly acute in the congress where after the unfortunate situation that occurred at ball's bluff in the fall of 1861, they formed a committee, a

of course, the fun of trading a ho-ho for a ding dong. it has nothing to do with food.. but it reveals the maturity of the government justifying its life by controlling yours. the real hypocrisy is when the liberals say get the government out of our bedroom and then they stand by for this stuff. i want to guess what kind of lunchbox you had as a child. >> dana: okay. >> greg: strawberry shortcake. >> dana: no. too old. it had holly hobby. not long ago i was at the eastern market, flea market on sundays walking by and someone that sells antiques was selling a holly hobby lunchbox. one with the thermos. >> greg: i had three older sisters so i knew everything. did you have a bag or lunch pail? >> andrea: i started off with a snow white pink lunchpail and then i went to brown bags. i matured. this was last month. >> greg: eric, did you have ted nugget live free or die, holster. >> eric: i had a holster. >> greg: exactly. >> eric: no, i had brown paper bag. if i had a choice at that age i would have had muppets. >> andrea: really? >> dana: which muppet? all of them? >> greg:

this 23-year-old came here to gun dong in southern china and her first job paid about $300 a month. she wants double that, scouring this busy job market to upgrade. "i think it's a matter of improving my ability," she says. "there are big factories offering good salaries and job training." the factory floor is not what it used to be. idle machine, idle machine, worker, two more idle machines before we see another worker. these jobs are disappearing. anyone who thinks these jobs are going back to the u.s., when you speak to the people in the know here, they say forget about it. >> the reality is, jobs like this will not be back in the u.s. it might be unpleasant. you might say i'm un-american, but it's just the reality of it. >> reporter: as everyone, president down, points the finger at china, there's a new reality here -- export markets are shrinking, workers' demands are up, some factories are heading for the exits. in turn, china may have its own cash crop. india is stealing chinese jobs. >>> after the break, we'll be continuing the china and workers theme, because if there's any

exception of a few thunderstorms across northern china, a weak disturbance cruising on along chang dong. this is video coming out of areas within shandong province. again, some of the highest accumulations we've seen in quite some time. not sure if we have the video for you. regardless, that has all moved off this region and the temperature is going to gradually warm up. no significant travel issues, whether it be hong kong, shanghai or beijing. the major cities look pretty good. in europe, we have a weak disturbance in and around portions of milan. in frankfurt there was some delays associated with industrial reasons, not weather related at this hour. take a look at this. we find the linear feature, a cold front beginning to come in from the northwest. with it rain showers, a few flurries possible in the higher elevations of scotland. take you to north ireland. we do know some strong thunderstorms in the morning hours have caused a few problems out there. generally speaking everything beginning to fall apart t. showers work their way to the south. it's the middle portion of the week. t

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