dr. cox. petey.ver: sometimes, when you're in an awkward situation, the best thing to do is go to your happy place. well, it's not uncommon. i think a lot of people keep "plants" in their apartment. right, j.d.? oh, jay, you're so crazy! [playing horrible guitar riff] we have a little history, yeah. what's up his pooper? actually, i think he's mad 'cause i went into private practice, and he's stuck in this hellhole. you wouldn't believe this, but that guy was my mentor, man. i mean, i lived and breathed for that guy's approval. that's lame. i know. once you learn the tricks, though, he's easier to deal with. you'll see. tell me about it. heh heh heh! no, i'm serious. tell me about it. oh. oh. uh, well, you know, when he gets on his rants, he gets all hyped up, his veins start sticking out of his neck, and he starts yelling at you... when he's done, just look at him, stare him right in the eye and say, "i'm sorry. what were you saying?" i don't know why, but it works. trust me. oh, i do. now, how do y

dr. cox: ok, mr. weisfelner, the angioplasty went well, but here's the thing. it is on you, partner. you've gotta start watching what you eat so that we can kick this thing in the ass, ok? it's on you, partner. oh, gosh, shannon. thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. and now in a reciprocal gesture, could i be included in the planning of your coming out party? is that a gay joke? no, it's a cotillion joke. my god, newbie, it's been 2 furiously frustrating years. how's it possible that you still don't get me? i would never compare you to the gays. i like the gays. i like their music. i like their sense of style. i especially like what they've done with halloween. but our thing is that you are a little girl. that's who you are. but that's really not fair... [thinking] man, once dr. cox gets on a roll, there's nothin' that can derail him. my mom died. [thinking] except that. ♪ i can't do this all on my own ♪ ♪ no, i know ♪ i'm no superman captioning made possible by buena vista television ♪ i'm no superman ♪ i'm no superman thank

dr. cox, dr. kelso has something he wants to say to you. mix-up that i was unaware of, and, um, anyway, uh... you're ok. i'm sorry. j.d.: i guess i comes down to how we want to be seen by other people. [mouthing words] i'm proud of you, robert. put her there. woof. oh, i think it's important you understand that i had no idea how old that patient was, and for the record, she could have been 170, and i still would have stuck her in that trial so fast it would make your teeth fall out all over again. that's perfect. i would, too. j.d.: some people want to be seen as the rebel. some people just want to be seen, period. some people have limits on how far they'll go to protect their image. dr. amato: dr. turk, i need you down here. [whimpers] coming. j.d.: for me, it was when i stopped worrying about how other people saw me that i finally started to look better. oh, mr. blair, i just wanted to say again that i made a mistake, and i'm sorry. it's all right. good luck. come on, baby, let's see if we can find you a ride. laverne! [laughing] careful.

"dear dr. coxh i care for danni and how hurt i was by your attempt to sabotage our relationship." isn't it enough that i'm reading it? i'm sorry. always fun to be in the bathroom listening to people talk so clearly, you're sure they just heard you pee. you did, didn't you? you start and stop a lot. lovely. here. [ding] uh, actually, there's great news, miss tracy. we're sending you home. although i sure wish we could've figured out how that stuff got introduced into your system to begin with, sometimes in medicine you have to just chalk it up to one of life's great mysteries, like crop circles or this gal's adam's apple. i'm a girl. that's original. hey, guys, i just want to say, if i don't see you again, thanks, and take care. you be well, darlin'. we'll see you next time. [buzzer] want to hear a great letter? no. hey, everybody, this place has dynamite lamb. what are you doing here? i called him. lookit, after shooting my mouth off the other night, i've been feeling a lot of, well... guilt. no. n

.: dr. cox and jordan are still looking for a pediatrician. this time, try not to scare off the doctor. i did not scare off the last guy. you bit him. i tripped, and my teeth hit his shoulder. uh-huh, and once that happened, did you clamp down a little bit? jordan? oh, you come on! well, he had a bad attitude. [in child's voice] so, zachary, remember what mr. cookiepants always says about blowing your nose, ♪ if it's clear, have no fear ♪ ♪ if it's bloody, come see your buddy ♪ [sternly] what do you want? well, we're looking for a new pediatrician for our son. and you figured that even though my patient load is full, since you're on the board of directors and dr. cox here is not only an attending at the hospital but also an internationally renowned pain in the ass, you both could show complete disregard for my schedule and make me want to cause you grievous bodily harm even before we've been properly introduced. hello. i'm dr. norris. charmed. j.d.: like i said, same old, same old. [squeaks] [laughs] you drew on the wall. you drew on the wall.

dr. cox: so, here's the deal, mrs. larkin-- you have a valvular defect in your heart. ohh, god!s a worrier. me, too. i'm a worrier. the thing is-- oh, here it comes! the thing is that pregnancy puts such an extra strain on your heart that, had we known about this condition beforehand, we would've strongly suggested you think twice about even getting pregnant before getting the valve repaired. i would've done it anyways. yeah, you would've. you got a healthy supply of pluck about ya, don't ya? i can't breathe! you're ok. let's do this. i love the pluck. how could any woman possibly stand this? hey, nancy. turk: you've had 6 bran muffins, ralphie. how is it that you don't have to go yet? turk, i still have to pack tonight. are you sure you wanna have dinner? i am positive. ok? all right. ok, i'll see you later. hey, cutie. all right, ralphie, new tack. i want you to do what i do. ok? i want you to imagine that there are tiny men inside your booty tryin' to push the dookie-- push the dookie out, ralphie. can you imagine that for me? you told my son there were little men inside him?

coxe if we have time for questions? two questions? ok. all right. anyone -- yes? let me give her one of the microphones. >> thank you. my name is dr. carolyn. i am here from oakland, california. i travel with a group called soldier into the past. we work with educating students about civil rights and social justice. a class on the little rock nine which is four hours. each time i hear that arkansas was a moderate state and you do not think it was going to happen here, i was born in arizona. my parents are from fordyce. what at understand moderate southern state is and why you thought it would not happen here. relative concept your relative to alabama. concept.elative relative to alabama. relative to mississippi, georgia. terrible things have happened in arkansas. an arkansas, we did not consider it the deep, deep south. that is all. but it is a matter of relativity. >> anyone else? yes, ma'am? thank you for your questions. >> hello. my name is nor appeared i want to say thank you for coming. i'm a recent graduate. and now a doctor education candidate at ul a are. sad to say is, it is that we are currently, as young paths asiving similar the