fireworks come in early with a couple booms to a couple dude's faces.rl trying to fight agy. >> shoving the guy in the green tank. that guy loses it. pushes her out of the way and decks a duke, knocks him cold. boom. >> and then just erupts into a full-on brawl on the beach. >> oh shoot. >> where is the newport police now? recruiting? >> they are recruiting. >> recruiting video. >> that guy got knocked out. >> his buddies are trying to make him come around. he is like a sack of taters on the beach. >> did you video the whole thing? >> the whole thing. >> why can't people get along when drinking on the beach? >> you're already at the beach man. >> how can it be bad? >> enjoy it. embrace the beach. >> cassy, a spokeswoman for the newport beach police department, on the fourth of july there were about 119 different arrests. she would not confirm or deny if any were related to this incident in particular. the alcohol related incidents, urinating in public, that kind of thing. >> there he is, the cop, he's there to break things up. he could put them in a cho

but watch what happens. >> that horse bit the dude hard.fully he only got gummed, he didn't get hurt. a little bruising and localized swelling. >> he probably thought that guy was going to try to ride him in those purple shorts and he's like no dude in purple shorts is going to get on my back. >> i agree. i think the horse is offended by the lycra. >> this is the mare. mama, baby. the horse's ears are pinned way back. the ears go flat, beware. >> beth does that too. >> my ears go down, watch out. >> so the guy has no clue. the horse reacted pretty quick. he's lucky he only got a bite and not a kick. >> you don't just go up to a strange horse like that that you don't know. >>> for the last 40 years a series of satellites have been photographing images of the earth. well, to celebrate those 40 years, nasa asked the public to vote on the top five pictures for earth as art images. the first image you're looking at is lake air in australia. >> weird. it looks like artwork. it doesn't look like a photo of earth. >> this one is called, appropriate

the dude was stunned. he hit him again and he fell and jumped on him and was hitting him repeatedly. people were walking up the steps and stepping over the chaos and going about their business. nobody was laughing. but nobody helped. and i don't think it's no one cared enough to stop it. it was just that, that you get so -- that everybody gets tiewght they have a role. we have rules right now, right. and so you get your role is to intervene i didn't know why they were fighting. i stepped over it too, i walked away. and the sad thing was guy was what's going on. the guy on the ground was like, i didn't do anything. i'm not hitting him. and then, i was like you shouldn't be hitting him. that's not funny. i was thinking that the world is just so backwards. that to say that you absence of toward in the situation can lead to you getting a concussion. anyway this is the funny part. that part isn't funny. it's sad. the funny part is, they put his own lock, like a few hours, to the next day then they sent out a th

dude. dude, the voicemails! wake up demamp! - hmm? - where's blake? - what? - blake!o. - how did you-- - [softly] i don't know. [electronic hip-hop] - ♪ i'm fresh - ♪ you gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ - ♪ you gotta be fresh - blake, s'go. alice gets to the office five minutes early every day, which gives us 29 minutes to beat her there and delete those messages. - that's weird. i don't even feel hungover. - i drank, like, 17 beers, and i feel way better than i normal do. - yeah, you know, maybe as you get older you get better at hangovers. - that has to be a fact. [crash] all: whoa! - jesus. - what the-- - guys, we're still drunk. - we got to take the bus. let's go! - yep, i'll meet you guys there. - wait, where are you going? - inside. we need beers. - wait, no! beers is what got us in this situation. - yeah, and it's what's gonna get us out. we're drunk right now, and we feel great, right? if this hangover kicks in... we're screwed. - he's right, we have no choice. we have to stay drunk till we get to the office. - oh, and i'll get my sharper image breathalyzer key

the dudes that get beat up and the dudes that get stabbed are dudes that rape little kids.g up -- >> i told you it was going to happen and it happened. >> timothy schreiber claims he's been attacked. >> but staff are skeptical. >> looks pretty self-inflicted to me. >> it's self-inflicted. what are you, from the planet mars? does it make a sound? [ meows ] or if a tree falls on your car and no one's around to answer your call, do you make a sound? the answer is probably "yes" [ growling ] and "like a howler monkey." unless you're calling esurance. they have live humans on the phones to help 24/7. so you might make different sounds, like happy human sounds. esurance. insurance for the modern world. click or call. >>> during his first week at the limon correctional facility, inmate timothy schreiber has made no secret of his status. >> i am a sex offender. >> and his fellow inmates in ad administrative segregation have made no secret of their disdain for sex offenders. >> how bad is it? now staff has been informed that schreiber has also been making racial slurs and has appare

dude, you have that one already, it's literally the same one. >> here it is. i've got it right here. >> what the heck? he's got the same action figure. >> molly chewed mine, so be more careful with it. >> and the dead dog ate it! >> here we go. >> is that roy? >> yes. do you still draw roy? >> no. i don't draw very much anymore. >> draw again, jeremiah. >> by the way, do you still like dr. who? >> no. >> my god. >> that's just -- i mean that's just awesome. >> i just turn this off, right? >> that's it for the rtm top ten countdown. we hope you have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you on monday. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

it's sadly accurate. >> is it dude dressed up like a drunk girl at your parties?d out, go to our website and check best of rtm. >>> steven, it is tech time. today, we're going to bring technology into the world of football -- or soccer as we like to call it. >> the ball crossed the line could have serious consequences. >> this is the world's first intelligent ball. >> they have developed an electronic system to solve if the boll crosses the line or not. >> so there's wires in it? >> we're going to bring in our tech guy zach. >> it utilizes this select ball, it has copper wires around it, and it communities with the frame to let it know when it has crossed the line. it will two to the head referees watch. >> isn't it easy to see when the ball goes into the goal? >> no, and it's been a huge controversy. ukraine was plaining spain, one of the defenders kicked it out, the goal was not called and they continued. ukraine was kicked out of the tournament. >> this could be a game changer? >> yes, the board met, and they voted to allow this kind of technology into the game

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if you killed him, what are you going to get, dude? >> life. >> a life bit. you're stupid, dude.t use your head, you're going to lose the rest of your life right here. you're still a kid, dude. but you turn around and be my age and not even know it. look at me. 43 now, man. what are you doing? i've done done. i've been through it. done it. lockup, stabbings, fightings, being tough. you don't have to be tough, man. i'm about to get ahold of you, boy. i'd whip you just for that reason and i'd try to knock your teeth out just because i care about you, boy. just to wake you up. you're ignorant. you can't really tell you me you're stupid, you know, because you're not. you know how i do it. i don't know about you, boy. you hurt my feelings. i can tell you that. you let me down. of all the people, i thought you were going to come through. you better wake up, josh. no matter how much i care about you, if you got to learn the hard way, you're going to do that on your own, man. if you get into this anymore, i'm for real done, man. >> you got anything down there? >> what do you need? >> foo

a scary homeless dude. and i'm like, "oh, (bleep)!"eah, and i'm like, uh, you know, like, i'm like, "what do we-- what do we do?" you know. and then mac, he's just like-- "just chill!" and i'm like, "how do we chill, dude?" yeah, and i'm all, "oh, (bleep), he's gonna talk now." yeah, and i'm-i'm all like, "how do you know he's gonna talk?" and i'm like, "because his mouth is opening." - and then he did talk. - yeah, and then he goes-- he goes, "i-i'll let you out of the stairwell, 'cause i have the key because i'm the security guard instead."

other cops in the shop are probably just like, dude, come on. >> you know what? it was an accident. he was going to do his job and stuff happens. i mean they wreck their cars in high-speed chases. this is just another form of wrecking the car. >> or maybe this is just a lesson -- don't shut down f fireworks displays on fourth of july. >>> this is a surveillance video of a wine bar in hattiesburg, mississippi. the robber used a wrauth iron chair to break through the glass door. just then walks through the bar. >> it is a b and e and the b and e. >> they're asking for it! >> they were just following the sign. >> that's true. they were following instructions. really well, if you asked me. it took them no time to break that door. jump in, walk around, and get away. >> it looks like a really nice place and he is not dressed appropriately to be in that place. >> what did he do once inside? >> the owner did say that some alcoholic beverages were missing so maybe that's what he was after. no realist of what was actually stolen. >> he went in to seriously have himself a drink. >> sounds like

. - hey, dude. - what's up, buddy? your face looks, uh, poofy. uh, yeah, i've been crying a little bit. what? i'm sorry. hey, do you have that basketball? mac and i were about to go play in the park, i think you... uh, yeah. i might, come on in. yeah? okay. wow, dude, i thought my place looked like (bleep). oh. yeah. what's wrong? you look hung-over or something. no, i found out i might have cancer. so... ooh. - what? - i found out i might have cancer, that's why i haven't been down to the bar recently. (bleep), dude. i don't know what to say. you don't have to say anything. here, check these pamphlets out. they go over cancer, cancer-related issues. you know, it feels actually pretty good to get this off my chest, you know. i mean, sitting in here boo-hooing a little bit, so... uh, i mean, i'm glad we can talk-- we can talk, right? yeah, yeah. yeah, talk, we can always talk. all right, it starts out, i'm not feeling good... uh... did you want to talk, like, right now? i was thinking we could talk right now. well... not really a good time. i mean

that's a party. [ laughter ] that's a dude you want to hang out with.tf issue. >> jimmy: yeah, is that right? >> yeah the alcohol -- hold on, the alcohol -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- tobacco. >> jimmy: tobacco. >> and then come back one, and where's the other photo? and right here, and firearm. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> atf. >> jimmy: charlie is fun, you guys. he's okay. >> no problem. >> jimmy: but no, when this whole thing came out and you started doing these web things, and they blew up. i mean they were the biggest thing. they went super viral. and we had to be topical on this thing -- >> sure. >> jimmy: -- and i've known you for a couple years now. >> since 2000, right? >> jimmy: fair amount. >> yes. yeah. and so i was like, i don't think i have a charlie sheen impression. i've never tried to do an impression of you. >> seriously? wow. >> jimmy: yeah but then i kind of did like a johnny carson -- >> right. >> jimmy: which is like this. >> right. >> jimmy: johnny carson. and then i made it gruffier. >> right. >> jimmy: so it was kind of like that.

>> oh my god, dude! >> don't let that thing off. >> jimmy: i love to hear people -- when people spot a shark, they get very excited. this is a video we showed a few weeks ago of a woman who had her fish stolen by a shark in meritle beach. listen how nuts she goes. >> holy [ bleep ]. >> oh! it's all mine! it's all mine! >> it's a shark! >> it's a shark! a shark! it's a shark! >> it's st same -- that's the shark voice. other animals don't elis it that level of excitement. you would not here that screaming for something like that. >> oh my god! >> see, it doesn't really fit. [laughs]. >> jimmy: president obama had an event in new orleans last night. she was speaking to members of national urgen league. he gave young people there a lecture about competing with kids in other country. >> you're competing against young people in beijing and bang lore. they're not hanging out. they're not getting over. they're not playing video games. they're not watching real housewives. >> jimmy: well, there you go. the presid

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dude, let me show you how we do this in america. pena nieto ever eaten dog or put their dog on top of their roof on a road trip? because you can really spin that. >> nobody cares. >> don't (bleep) with me. armed with barely enough info, terminator and i got down to business cooking, distilling and synthesizing the perfect hit team. after a lot of hard work and a quick break we put our first sample on to a flash drive. you ever smuggle anything in your ass before? >> never. >> toothbrush. >> can't you just put in the your suitcase? >> don't tell me how to pack. i travel a lot. with contraband toiletries and a magazine tucked securely away i returned to mexico. laugh >> they say you're a really bad man. >> sometimes it takes a bad man to say bad things about bad people. which actually makes me a good person. go play soccer or if you believe whatever you guys call it. time for the buy. >> that's far enough. you got the money? >> what money? >> i forgot to tell you to bring money. >> damn. >> what do we know about enrique pena nieto? he

and then one dude we threw with, well, not the torch.t is. >>> you've heard that old saying, when life throws you no wind, build a ramp? >> yeah. >> so did these guys. >> i've never heard that. >> i know. i just made it up. >> these guys traveled to turkey to wind and kite surf, but when they got there, guess what? >> no wind. >> no wind. and so they decided to have a backup plan, and they built a ramp. they took it over to the lake. >> ooh. >> and look at what they did. ♪ >> i'm just glad to see they're, you know, staying true to that old adage of when life doesn't give you any wind, you build a ramp. >> yeah, they did a good job. >> when in turkey, make turkey sandwiches. >> that, too. >> i've heard that one once before, i think. >> that's what they had after. >> tonight are the opening ceremonies for the 2012 london olympics. and everybody's getting all jazzed in the streets of london as the torch is weaving its way through the streets to light the cauldron. omar thinks you know what? i can't carry the torch, but i can carry the olymp

is representing. >> i guess, but when is it going to become a dude sport?uys, they are known, as you mentioned, as the bad boy in the sport. one guy got into a bar brawl. >> in beijing. >> the other guy had a skateboarding accident and lied and said it was a hit and run. they found oud about that. and it makes sense. you have to be a bad boy when your sport involves shaving your entire body and wearing a speedo. >> you have to do this. those are the only guys we are looking for whether it is swimming. you are like, which is the guy with the gun? >> because it is so boring. we have become a nation of babies. that's all i can say. that's what i go back to when i can't think of anything to say. we have become a nation of babies. >> that's why we will win in the swimming because babies float. >> that is true. >> us eight! -- usa! >> the australian guys will have a better chance of having relations with our beach volleyball players because they are bad boys. >> that is probably the most cogent point made and that's that the bad boys always win. >> from london ca

dolphin like dude helped rescue the guy but he was met with a pink slip. he has a policy toted to rescue someone outside their jurisdiction. in response to public outcry they offered his job back. they said to take the job and shove it. >> actually he humbly declined saying he needed to focus on his school work. for more, let's go to this. zbleig can't get over that. woo would he have gotten his job back if he was black? >> he wouldn't be swimming if he was black. >> it was the height. all lifeguards quit. >> i'm staying no matter what. kids need me in the summer. >> you are banned from most beaches after that incident. is this an example of society paralyzed by laws? >> absolutely. the metro. mob scenes and they would beat up somebody and other passengers just sat there paralyzed and didn't do anything. that is exactly the same thing. but basically the lawyers have taken risks out of our equation. they want to take all the risk out of life. that makes people cautious so the company is following the letter of law. they are worried about their money. the pr

and when it comes to wedding toasts, the story of how -- >> this dude just raised the bar. >> dreams, they do come true. >> oh! >> it's time to get to our first video. nick has it and the story behind it. >> a horrific car accident caught on police dash cam. this from texas. up ahead, you see a car suddenly veer into oncoming traffic and smash. that crash sent three people to the hospital, two in serious condition. police believe that this was intentional. they were chasing james christopher gilbeau. they say he veered into that car and caused that accident. >> what would be the point of that if police are chasing him? >> they initially tried to pull him over on a routine traffic stop. that's when he and a passenger took off. they believe now that the passenger in the car could have been a kidnap victim. during the chase, police say that he was throwing things out of the car. later they found out it was narcotics that he was throwing. the charges that he's currently facing are tampering with evidence for throwing the drugs out of the car, possession of a controlled substance, and evad

do you just -- just get it off, quickly, dude. god, this song plays everywhere.hat have we all done. >> it's not a big deal. ♪ but you didn't have to cut me off ♪ >> and then they very poorly break into -- >> i think they're pretty good. they do pretty good. >> but it's funny because when they get back to the second verse, they talk about how much they hate the song. >> it's like the worst song ever. >> the youtube channel says we're all guilty of this, and i tent to agr bet we're all singing it the rest of the day. >> it will be on rightthisminute.com. >>> americans love setting world records, all kinds, including this one. this woman, this is annie, she is the official world record holder of the largest natural breasts, which means she wears a bra size of 102 zzz. >> wow, she is in the zs. >> both of her breasts weigh 85 pounds. each one is about an average 4-year-old. >> she talks about her life having these breasts on a tv show on tlc called "strange sex" that premiers this sunday july 5th at 10:00 p.m. eastern time. she's trying to make the best of it becaus

this dude, it wasn't even bieber. >>> that will do it for us. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

. ♪ >>> a dude gets busted on camera. see why two guys went all ninja to catch a driver.nd it's a drag race turned insane drifting. see what went wrong and how it all ende >>> remember, "right this minute" is all new, all summer long. >> you heard of logitech, right? they make cool high-tech products? they also make surveillance contests. they have after contest called busted where they submit things they caught with their cameras. >> sounds perfect for our show. >> this is, this is the video from the winner of june's contest. watch the black car -- >> boom. >> eventually youdidn't realize your very poor turning radius. >> once you hit the sidewalk, don't you say maybe i shouldn't do this? >> keep watching. >> is this guy a ninja? >> the homeowner and his brother both saw this happen. you hear the crash, one of the guy scales the fence very much like a ninja, and the other guy in black comes from the other direction -- it turns out the guy had no license, no insurance, and he was from out of state. >> no license, that doesn't surprise me. there's no way he would pass a dr

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it was like, dude, you need morning joe. that's terrible. >> is this going to hurt or help him be re-elected in his own state? >> there is a question about that, and i don't have the answer. >> i actually used to have a house close to seaside heights. that happened all the time. someone ends up looking like the hero, and someone ends up getting their face smashed in. usually with the ice cream cone in their head. this case is not impressive because it is cool and it is blustery and it is like, you keep walking. let's not forget he had four security guards surrounding him the entire time. it is a lot easier to screw with a guy in the wife beater when you have got security. none of that was impressive. the ice cream was in no way going to get damaged. >> you know what was off screen? snooki and "the situation" where they were egging him on. jay if jersey didn't complain about their real housewives and hair salons, this was okay. >>> coming up, do you have to kick old habits after having a baby? jill dobson discusses her new bo

>> i don't know. >> come on dude. guess. give me your best educated guess. >> they didn't want me to see the game. >> that are wasn't a good guess. that wasn't a good guess. >> no? >> no. >> you are here for threats on another inmate or assault on another inmate. how much did you have to do with that? did you have anything to do with him? >> i had a little bit to do with him. i hold him hey, you put that in your house and everything will be good. >> you told him to hold the hooch and department threaten him or beat him up? >> he was all for it and he said i will get it drink? he was good to go. i didn't have to threaten him at all. i'm not going to hit that old dude. >> 'did he get scared? >> i'm not sure. >> we had that out here with and i want it to start. >> i didn't even know he was until he brought it up. everybody was kidding with him and he said yeah he's all right. >> here got sdared by holding the hooch and made up a story. did they find marks on you and hammer or anything like that. hardly any marks on him. i are o