i just thought you were into gay dudes. i am not into gay dudes. apparently you are. okay, well, you know what? the guys hired you to promote their bar, and you turned it into a gay bar. they are not happy. ( both laughing ) whoo, whoo, whoo! so much money! so much money! we made more money in one night than we made... in the entire time that we've owned this place. this is great. well, we have to embrace this situation. we should totally embrace this situation. we're a gay bar from now on. oh, absolutely, man. no (bleep) way. have you guys seen this? "looking for that new hot spot to spot that stud? well, paddy's irish pub has plugged that hole." - that's a nice notice. - that's not bad. no, it's not a nice notice. i don't want to be plugging anybody's holes. i'm going to have to agree with mac on this one. of course you are. i made $300 last night. how much did you make? okay, first of all, that's rude, and that has nothing to do with what i'm talking about. that's exactly what you're talking about. that's exactly what you're talking about. listen, guys. i don't thi

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we have the story. >>> and -- >> he's having his >>> dudes have been daring dudes to do stupid things for ages. it's one of our past times. here we are in indiana in a family dollar parking lot. friends of joakim cook dared him to jump into this puddle. harmless, but he has new shoes on. >> jump in the puddle. >> a dollar to jmp in the puddle, a harmless prank,ut haa! don't know if that's some giant pothole, a sinkhole, i have no idea. it's definitely to the your average puddle, but joakim goes in and is under water up to his head. >> oh. >> you see his one friend shooting the video cracking up. >> his other buddy comes over and helps joakim out soaking wet. and his friend sounds like nick right now. let's listen. [ laughter ] >> this is the middle of a parking lot! what if someone had driven through this! this is a giant hole! did they know that was there? >> they say on their youtube description, they swear they thought this was a puddle. let's find out for sure. because we have joakim cook from elkhart, indiana, joining us "right this minute" to talk to us. what happened? >> my fri

he's the kind of dude that you want as your brother. [ applause ] but since i'm an old dude, i'm not going to do that because that would seem unseemly. what i do say is when this is all said and done, willie would seem to be an individual who em bodies the classic american story success of invention and reinvention. born of talent, skill, determination, brilliance, lots of plain old hard work. and the ability to take one's god given talent, fashion it, shape it, mold it into something quite remarkable and remarkably effective and enduring. willie brown is a game changer. thank you, willie, for all your work, talents, brilliance, heart, your and forgiving a damn. thank you. [ applause ] on that note, i believe i should bring mayor brown to the stage. is that correct? ladies and gentlemen, mayor willie brown. [ applause ] >> that was remarkable. but then again you are a vocalist. mr. mayor, kristin, vernal, vernal was rather reserved tonight. last week when we were at macy's during black history month, the first thing she said, "see it?" she has one of those world champions diamond rin

i'm not a dude!but then eric drops the dreaded "d" word one more time. >> i didn't do anything, dude. >> the officer turns around. >> don't call me dude. >> this time, he gives the boy a lecture. >> first of all, you disrespected me, this badge, and my department. you understand me? when i'm talking to you, you shut your mouth, and you listen. >> and a vocabulary lesson. >> stop calling me dude. a dude is somebody who works on a ranch. >> when eric's mother sees the video, she's outraged and files a complaint with the police department. >> sit down. sit down! i'm not a dude! >> if he thinks that eric did something so bad that he felt he needed to attack eric, he should have arrested eric. i would rather he arrested eric than attacked him. >> the police officer, a 17-year veteran of the force, is suspended. a more violent episode of police crossing the line in missouri. it starts as a high-speed chase. several police officers pursue a suspected drunk driver who has a toddler onboard. it's the pickup t

. >> and a dude who sacks a fence on purpose. hear from the guys who can tell us why. >> who volunteers for that without protection? >> m >>> a couple of good days on the water and in the water in dana point california. we got this from the youtube channel, folks, tourists, on captain dave's dolphin and whale watching safari. not seeing walz. they are seeing dolphins putting on quite a show for the cameras. >> like at sea world. >> these are like sea world escapees or retirees or just a couple of hams hamming it up for the camera. >> want to talk about something extra, these whale watchers out wail watching and saw gray whales, large gray whales and listen to the tour guide on the ship and the tourists. >> oh, my goodness. cover your children's eyes. >> don't worry. >> these whales decided to get the freak on in front of the boat. they're getting busy. >> they're getting busy in the water just rolling around each other and having a good time and doing what nature called them to do evidently. >> yeah. when the moment strikes you,

. >> a dude is accused of using his ipad to record. >> up this girl's skirt. >> what cops say he pretended to do to get the best view. >> that is the creepiest, ugliest thing ever. >> a cyclist is in a heated race when suddenly. >> he gets taken out. >> the jolt out of nowhere that sent him flying. plus, what's spring break without a bikini contest, right? what's wrong with this picture? besides everything. find out if the dart hits the apple or something else. >> st. patrick's day happened over the weekend. all kinds of parties all across the country. a video went viral from one. this is from the shamrock the block rvirg tenth annual shamrock the block. apparently according to some of the posters of the video, this guy was in a scuffle with another fellow so police came to try to keep this situation under control. this video is about to become about something much more than the guy in the tighties. you see a guy in a white shirt start talking back to officers, a guy not oven on camera at this point. we notice there's another guy in cuffs on the ground. the guy in the white shirt gets in t

this dude kind of has a different idea. >> look at this dog.won't look at me. >> choice words for his own dog. i think the name is hugh. >> i come in, like hey, hugh, and lays there. >> he is not paying any attention to dude. >> not even looking at me. hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh. >> maybe the dude should get his dog's ears checked. >> the dog can hear. >> okay. >> you're about to find out. >> look, look, hey, hugh, do you want a treat? oh, hugh. >> as soon as this guy mentions treat, hugh turns his head. now i can hear you. i didn't see you there. >> why would the dog turn around? the guy is cursing at the dog and, dude, i am not listening to you. unless you have something nice to say or have a treat and he looks pretty comfortable. why would you want to get up from that position? like i have breakfast for you and i say, okay, cool, i am up. i am on his side here. >> he is relaxing. >> do you want a treat? >>. >>> italian for who are you going to call? does this look familiar to anybody? >> they have the exact same jumpsuits as the ghost busters an

that's what this norwegian dude is up to on this ski jump.his video is blurred. >> no need to show any shrinkage or anything like that. >> first off, impressed how quickly the dude is able to just disrobe and jump right out there on the ramp. his buddy following behind, and filming. >> yeah. >> just follow the crack down. >> ah! >> lands it with no problem. >> the funny part, when he launches in his skis -- >> that's what happens when you do a -- that' what happens. >> do you high five your friend your hands away.thing like hi just kind of like, stay over there, but good job. >> whew! >>> dog munches on an apple. [ laughter ] >>> watching lightning is absolutely amazing, but we only get to see it for a split second before it's gone. well, a student at the pratt institute in new york stip created this awesome project. that's melanie and she is going to send 15 many thousand volts of electricity through that plywood. >> ah! >> wait. that's a -- >> what's happening here? >> the current burns the plywood in the shape of its travels through the pl

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. >> all i got to say is, ain't nothing going on in here, dude, nothing funny going on here. >> coming up, a suspect comes knocking while his sister and her kids wait in the car. how will he explain that one? your poor sister is waiting outside with two babies in the car? >> yeah. >> when to catch a predator continues. hey. they're coming. yeah. british. later. sorry. ok...four words... scarecrow in the wind... a baboon... monkey? hot stew saturday!? ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? jimmy: happier than paul revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. >> here he comes. >> our 13 cameras are in place and rolling, including one high up in a palm tree. we're able to spot a potential predator's car long before he gets to our house. >> this is our boy. >> the man walking in our back door is 21-year-old david shumaker, screen name freebird 72000. he's been chatting online with a decoy posing as a young teen named dee. >> knock, knock. >> hey, come on in. >>

the dudes that get beat up and the dudes that get stabbed are dudes that rape little kids. >> coming up -- >> i told you it was going to happen and it happened. >> timothy schreiber claims he's been attacked. >> but staff are skeptical. >> looks pretty self-inflicted to me. >> it's self-inflicted. what are you, from the planet mars? let's see what you got. rv -- covered. why would you pay for a hotel? i never do. motorcycles -- check. atv. i ride those. do you? no. boat. house. hello, dear. hello. hello. oh! check it -- [ loud r&b on car radio ] i'm going on break! the more you bundle, the more you save. now, that's progressive. >>> during his first week at the limon correctional facility, inmate timothy schreiber has made no secret of his status. >> i am a sex offender. >> and his fellow inmates in ad administrative segregation have made no secret of their disdain for sex offenders. >> how bad is it? now staff has been informed that schreiber has also been making racial slurs and has apparently paid a price for it. >> what did he say? >> he claims another inmate has sprayed his cell

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the dudes that get beat up and the dudes that get stabbed are dudes that rape little kids. >> coming> i told you it was going to happen and it happened. >> timothy schreiber claims he's been attacked. >> but staff are skeptical. >> looks pretty self-inflicted to me. >> it's self-inflicted. what are you, from the planet mars? ke...yeah, ok... little did i know that one week later i wasn't smoking. [ male announcer ] along with support, chantix (varenicline) is proven to help people quit smoking. it reduces the urge to smoke. some people had changes in behavior, thinking or mood, hostility, agitation, depressed mood and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping chantix. if you notice any of these stop taking chantix and call your doctor right away. tell your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems, which could get worse while taking chantix. don't take chantix if you've had a serious allergic or skin reaction to it. if you develop these stop taking chantix and see your doctor right away as some can be life-threatening. tell your doctor i

if you killed him, what are you going to get, dude? >> life. >> a life bit. you're stupid, dude.don't use your head, you're going to lose the rest of your life right here. you're still a kid, dude. but you turn around and be my age and not even know it. look at me. 43 now, man. what are you doing? i've done done. i've been through it. done it. lockup, stabbing, fighting, being tough. you don't have to be tough, man. if i could get ahold of you, boy, i'd whip you just for that reason. and i'd try to knock your teeth out just because i care about you, boy. just to wake you up. you're ignorant. you can't really tell you me you're stupid, you know, because you're not. you know how i do it. i don't know about you, boy. you hurt my feelings. i can tell you that. you let me down. of all the people, i thought you were going to come through. you better wake up, josh. no matter how much i care about you, if you got to learn the hard way, you're going to do that on your own, man. if you get into this anymore, i'm for real done, man. >> you got anything down there? >> what do you need? >> fo

the other little dude grabbed on to me again. i kind of shrugged him off. >> a new arrival raises serious concerns. >> he is a predatory inmate. he has the a history of that outside of prison and inside of prison. >> we can all get through this. we have not lost anybody yet. >> young cadets experience the burn as each one takes a pepper spray shot in the eye. >> is it that bad? >> hell yes. >> you can do it. you can do it! >>> just east of pensacola, in the florida panhandle, is 84 acres of some of the most dangerous land in the state. this is the santa rosa correctional institution, a maximum security prison with more than 2,800 inmates. >> roll out. i have over 200 inmates that are serving life sentences, and i have over 200 inmates that are serving 25-year mandatory senses. our population here at santa rosa consists of inmates that are violation of probation to drug charges to burglary to rape or murder. just coming to work, the correctional officers in an institution put themselves in danger every day. >> back out, kneel down

the right amount of dude?> right amount of dude. >> what is going on in your mouth -- >> where is this going? >> this is a family show. where are you going? wherever you are going i would love to accompany you if you are single. does it taste too manly? >> no. >> am i too manly? >> no. >> do i look feminine? >> yes. >> god ya! >> i am looking at you and feeling the biceps. >> i found my first ab. it is right there. >> if you spill on that ab i will eat it all. >> do you mind if i do a couple of push ups. while i am doing push ups you say what you like about it. ready, go. >> it is smooth. >> smooth. >> i'm speechless. it is good. >> do either of you want a performance enhancing hug? >> yes. >> yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt. >> bill, you have been embarrassing us for awhile, but you have been eating this for weeks. do you feel any different? >> one thing they forgot in the marketing campaign is what a wonderful treat yogurt is for yeast infections. that's something all dudes should be aware of. buy it. >> they

>> i seen a dude hit him. why? >> what dude hit him? >> whatever dude. >> the other one, edwards?yeah. the one on the ground. >> the one that got knocked down? >> yeah. >> okay. mr. powers. come on, dog, let me talk to you for a minute. he the one that was aggressive? he was aggressive? >> yeah. >> that's it, dog, thank you. all right, jamie. i went upstairs, investigated five guys up there now. >> talked to 27? >> yeah, talked to 27. said he didn't see anything at all. however, i've got about three individuals that said edwards swung on samuels first. >> that's right here, too, he was the aggressor. >> the aggressor. >> samuels is probably the one charged with grave bodily injury, the injury that edwards suffered, he got knocked out. >> although the evidence leads to self-defense, samuels could still receive an additional year on his sentence, if found guilty. >> that's not the first time edwards had been aggressive out on the yard. a couple of times they tried to stop him from fighting. this time he wouldn't listen. >> he thought he was the big, tough guy out there. he ran into

these girls acting like the dudes do during hockey fights. >> what? something to do with hockey itself. maybe once you start hitting the puck, your adrenaline rolls and your testosterone goes up? >> it's part of the sport. fighting is a part of hockey, doesn't matter if you're a woman or a man, it belongs in hockey. this one woman gets in front of the camera, loses her helmet, people smashing her in the face. this gets out of control. the referees also female. this w the republic of kazakhstan won 9-1. maybe the blowout victory led to this melee. things calmed down. i don't know what happens now. do they shake hands after this? the game was over. >> you can't. after you beat somebody up, pound somebody's head into the ice, you can't shake somebody's hands, do you? it would be the right thing to do, but can they do it. >> of course. look at a man's fight, they knock the heck out of each other, good job, bro. >> right. >>> time to go skydiving, parachu parachute, check. inflatable raft, check. >> some skydivers jump out of a plane with a raft. two peopl

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i'm glad you're here, dude. there is no doubt-- i said it today, you [bleep] cook, dude, all right? i knew he was gonna vote me 'cause he's voted me twice now in a row. and you know what? i didn't come here for you to pat me on the back, or for all the hum-a-na, hum-a-na. but i'll love him all day long until i [bleep] win. slimy crap. (announcer) after a tense evening, everyone crashes for the night [snores] (announcer) but clemenza is wide awake. and come morning time... let's go. [claps] (announcer) he's anxious to prove to chef ramsay that it was a wise decision to keep him around. okay good morning. (all) good morning, chef. clemenza ready to fight back? i'm ready to go, chef. good. for today's challenge, you are gonna be tested on your ability to adapt. on the counters in front of you, clearly, there are four domes. when the challenge begins, the first dome will be revealed. the first dome will have six proteins. each of you will grab a protein. from then on every few minutes you will hear me ring a bell, and the next dome will be revealed. select the ingredient that goes best

. >> it seems like this little dude is worn out, though. >> this little dude is worn out. but her brother comes to the rescue. he's got a pole, a bucket and some nylon strap and they're going to try to push that possum into that bucket. but just a couple of try toes make it happen. >> it's like a possum elevator. and he's probably playing possum, too, right now. he's scared so he's like, i'm dead. he's not really tired. >> his neck is in the -- >> he totally is playing possum. he is not moving. >> and it happens. they get him in the bucket. >> there we go. he got him in. >> and eventually, the possum does walk out into the woods. just ambles away. >> that isn't the only time a possum has been stuck in the window well and they've had a collection of other window wells that get stuck down there, too. >> if you want the snow, you've got to get out there. you have to go in the back country, but that comes with risks, avalanche risks. this is in greece. you see a couple of guys do down the slopes, make a couple of nice runs. the guy with the go pro takes his turn, makes a nice

. >> see how these dudes go hard and end up here. >> oh my god! >>> this is cctv from a grocery store, that caught a brazen robber walk into this grocery store, go through the doors, around the corners, to the counter. the young female clerk is working. that's a short-barrelled shotgun that he's going to use to intimidate the clerk. immediately he puts it in her face and before you know it -- >> no! >> he jabbed her right in the face. >> in the nose. >> he smashed her in the eye. he puts it on the kourntd, trying to get into the register. she's holding her face, because i'm sure she's in pain and it sounds like he's trying to work on the computer. possibly getting information or instructions from her. after a while, it doesn't work out. he gives up and he runs back out the door. and you can see the clerk stays back in pain. >> what a dummy. he injured the one person who could open the drawer for him. >> what a [ bleep ]. >> it's the very beginning of the video, there are a few still frames of this robber. hopefully somebody recognizes something ab

goes around, doesn't seem to hit anything and the car that caused this near catastrophic wreck, the dude is like thanks,man. >> they didn't notice this just happened? >> they did notice. the driver gets out and like i got a little -- that's it. see that? the bus driver comes out and tries to fight the guy, right? >> he doesn't. he looks like he has a couple of choice words for him. i don't know if that is the bus driver or not. give him a nudge like you jerk, what were you thinking? talk about insane. let's move over to this. this guy is pulling through the neighborhood, pulls over to let another car come down the street. it is a narrow street. watch what's going on as the car gets closer. >> is someone on the hood? >> oh, yeah, and the guy is kicking in the windshield of this car. >> what? >> some reports say that is a jealous husband trying to take out vengeance on his wife driving the car. >> if you're driving down the road and there is someone on the hood of the car kicking in the windshield, what do you do, slam on the brakes so they fly off? >> that's exactly what you do. the love

. >> meet the dude who finally got sick of the desk job. >> just wanted to break out of the cube, man. >>> and he's a good little eater. >> but aidan loved his food so much, aidan wants to share. >> why dad's not a fan of the baby bird syndrome. >> that's disgusting. >>> they happened to catch this moment in magnolia, texas. >> you see blue trailer sitting on some train tracks. >> that's right. >> oh, my god. >> look out. [ horn beeping ] >> oh! wow. >> now, that blue trailer was carrying a multimillion dollar piece of drilling equipment. now, according to reports, as the truck pulling this trailer was going across these train tracks, the clearance underneath these train crossing lights, that wasn't quite high enough. the drivers gout out to check the clearance. the trailer ended up on the tracks and the train, a union pacific train was coming around the corner, didn't have enough time to stop, ran right into the trailer. [ horn beeps ] and we have another angle of this crash also caught by a cell phone camera. it's much further away, but you can see the moment of impact. you can hear

you guys only got two dudes. (bleep) okay, fine. let's go. journey. >> our vessel. ♪ let the river run. ♪ let all the dreamers -- look the puritan forbearers our trip would be long and arduous. let us gather and discuss the dreams we have for this new land. >> i want a place where we can -- >> hold on we're here. hold that thought. >> and 1.65 miles from where our journey began we arrived in a new land. a land of freedom, a lond of god, a land known as bob's house. >> welcome to the republic of texas. >> thank you, everyone come on in. >> as they settled for a joyous first thanksgiving i suddenly knew the relief the british must have felt 400 years ago when these guys finally (bleep) left. let's go back that truck up! what just happened? >> jon: thank you, jessica. >> jon: welcome back my guest tonight a journalist who has written "bitter pill" why medical bills are killing us. please welcome to the program stephen brill. [cheers and applause] this is -- thanks for coming on. this is an unbelievable article. it's called why medical bills are

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the dude offered her a diamond rolex watch and said he owned her in a past life. it is called yoga's bad boy in yoga journal. doesn't this prove that no matter where men are if they have power they will become sleez balls even in yoga. i should have known it. boston yoga you go into this room that is extra heated. they heat the room up. >> it is hot yoga. >> i thought it is so you could sweat it out. >> no it is to get the girls naked. >> this is all alleged. >> he is dressed like the dude. ♪ i need a little monica in my life ♪ it is like change the suit, you freak. >> you are referring to a great hero lou vega. robert sad you are not yoga's bad boy, and aren't you jealous? >> i am not yoga's bad boy. i am flexible, however. i have to agree with your main point that once you become top in your field that you tran sent it and become a celebrity. the next thing is you will be a sleez and you with i take advantage of your power. that's what he is doing. >> can't wait to get there. >> i am mere years away. >> it is freaking yoga. they have poses called downward facing

dude, you fixed church. yeah. you're welcome, god. (laughs) nervous? what? no.oesn't rain. why? do i look nervous? look at your beer, dude. you always do that when you're nervous. it's a sad day in new york, ted. a sad day, indeed. do you know what i saw on my way in here? a girl... in a sweater. and you know what that means. the season of exposed skin is over. exactly. gone are the tank tops, ted. gone are the cute little skirts. gone are the sun dresses. the sun dresses, ted! i don't think i can make it another eight months with no sun dresses. barney, i really... i have to grade these papers. i'm sorry. i'll let you work. but first, a riddle: what piece of women's attire most stokes a man's desire? a sun dress. correct. what lightweight outfit, pink or white, makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight? i really have to get this done. of course, of course. thank you. "sun dress," by the way. h-hey. what are you nervous about? tell me. tell me. tell me. what flowing cotton frock-- okay, i'll tell you. just... there's a... there's a girl sitting at the bar. o

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dude, you always come out and party. >> you got the roots. you got it. >> jimmy: dude, come on.e about to start this. and then -- wham. it was explosion. giant success. >> that's cool. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm very happy. and then, i have to ask you this. this is directed by spike lee. it's fantastic. it's a great play, and then someone told me the story that you got heckled. people -- >> that's part of the game. you get heckling now and then. >> jimmy: who -- [ laughter ] who in their right mind would heckle mike tyson? [ laughter ] what is wrong with people? [ scattered applause ] what's wrong with people? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: yeah. and they don't exist anymore, do they? >> no, it's -- [ laughter ] i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah. i had nothing to do with it. yeah, exactly. because you're actually a really charming, nice man. you're not a -- because that's how you got trained. the first time i interviewed you, i was afraid. right now i'm afraid. [ laughter ] you're not answering me. >> you shouldn't be afraid. really shouldn't.

what happens when one dude decides enough is enough. luck getting away from a hungry croc. >> their jaws are like --. surveillance shows a store full of people. but see that little girl? why cops say she's pulling some very adult moves. >>> the south by southwest festival just wrapped up in us tip, texas, a good time had by all, but some bad times going on on sx street. this guy is taunting other people, but watch this guy in the black shert. . >> oh. >> he totally pops that guy in the face. that guy is totally up confrontational, but then a guy comes and sucker punches this boy. that's in the the classest of moves of the either, he's not unconscious on 2 sbauk. it actually looks like the guy in the black shirt goes over and tries to kick him. >> does he have frepds who are trying to aid him? >> it doesn't lock like anybody's coming to this guy's i'd. we have a call into the us turn police department and find ow out if this was actually an arrest. >>> its unbelievable how people will do just about anything to get by, 'put a little girl