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(dwight) relax, okay? this is christmas, i am going to roast this goose and prepare it with a wild rice dressing. so can you watch this? i'm gonna get my carving knife out of the trunk. ah, dwight, we talked about this. no, toby, this is different. he is already dead. once, i brought in a duck to prepare for lunch. and people got upset. [scoffs] apparently, they got attached to the duck and didn't want to see it killed. he was already dead. and we schrutes use every part of the goose. the meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. plus, you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator. thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease. win-win. exactly. thank you, jim. i like goose. and it's already dead. is it so crazy if we eat it? that is crazy. it's crazy. (toby) dwight, you cannot keep that here. okay, that is ridiculous. and totally against the spirit of christmas. come on, dwight. we went over this, like, for a half an hour. [whispering] it's christmas, toby.

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(dwight) pam wishes. [laughter] kelly, i'll take this one.bration of the coronation of the god king rama after his epic battle with ravena, the demon king of lanka. it symbolizes the battle between good and evil. all right, all right. this isn't lord of the rings. hey, polly. oops, sorry. i started biking to work. josh does it. and he lives a lot farther away than i do. and also, it saves gas money. it keeps me in shape. helps the environment. and now i know it makes me really sweaty for work. nice basket. thank you. now, a lot of people say that kelly is one in a million. and that's true, but it's also not true. because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like kelly in the world. here are some famous indians. subrahmanyan chandrasekhar. he is a nobel-prize-winning physicist. impressive. apu, from the simpsons. hilarious indian. m. night shyamalan. the village, unbreakable, sixth sense. i see dead people. okay! spoiler alert. he was dead the whole time. just stop it! what's-- oh, wha-- [laughs] where did that come from? kare

>> yes. >> commissioner dwight? >> we are just directing specific questions, i think that after public comment we can have a little bit of discussion, and i don't, desire to draw it out tonight, because i just think that it is really important that we are starting the conversation. >> yeah. >> okay, great. >> commissioner white? >> yes, do you have any data in regards to formula retail in districts that impact small business. in regards to when they come into a neighborhood, and if, you know, if there is a closing down of small businesses because of their type of business that goes in the area, or could that be included in this rfp. >> i think that is what we are hoping to gather. how does the presence of a formula retail impact rents vacantcy rates and positively and negatively and how does it impact the small businesses and the other question that we are hoping to answer is to what degree does the existence of the cu process serve as a barrier to entry itself? how much do people fear the cu process? >> i am sure t

attractions so i think we should agree those are important >> i would agree with the commissioner dwight. i thought it was worldwide because i was involved in the discussions and i thought it was worldwide >> is there this going to be like agent retail they have to go through c u. >> no, it's a ban. >> and what kind of you outreach do you have. >> well, we've been in discussion with the hazing association and the hayes valley neighborhood association and the surrounding community and lower hate. we've talked with the chamber of commerce. so we've had those discussions with various groups and mainly our direction has come from the hayes community and resident >> and their in favor of it? >> yes and there are a few of them here today and a commissioner. >> i first want to say i definitely agree we need to shore up the hayes project. and what kind of position do we - you know, worldwide but maybe, you know, like there's some amazon wants to open a brick and mortar in hayes valley how do we prevent them? >> no, but we maybe here again, you may see our face. >> director. >> well, to that comm

commissioner dwight? >> do the size restrictions vary by district? >> they do, yes. >> i have a couple of thoughts on this and one, i am going to the first comment that i am going to give credit to jim lazarus at the chamber of commerce because this has got me thinking and that is the companies like levis and gap, who have subsitaries who do not or who are subsidiaries are not formula retail. and you know, this is san francisco, and their home and this is where they employ a lot of people. you know? why not let them give them a pass and let them try some of their experimental stores in some of our neighborhoods? you know, that i am all for, and if it is a local company, you know, another one, or another good example, i was thinking during this whole formula retail debate back in 2007, one company that comes to mind is san francisco soup company which started here. and now they are not even opening up stores in san francisco now because they are past eleven and now they are opening up in other places which

. >> commissioner dwight? >> i am very concerned about sort of stoeking this anti-big, sentiment, and i think that we do have to remember that big companies do good things on a scale that small businesses cannot. and we have a good number of very large companies in this city that supports the arts and they support the community health on a scale, that would never be possible, by a small businesses. wells fargo, and sales force.com, and just to name a few. and i also think that it is very important to remember that here we are talking about specifically about retail, but, big companies effect availability of the rental space downtown and so if you are a company just looking for office space, and big, can be a challenge and so, you know, this is not just limited to our merchant corridors and you know, i think that having big companies downtown is a good thing and it stimulates a lot of activity in the city and creates jobs and generates wealth for the city itself and so this sort of anti-big sentiment, troubles

i'm doing a dwight -- did he know you were gay? >> guest: i never denied it. i wouldn't sort of shake -- >> host: i had -- [inaudible conversations] >> guest: he didn't. i don't know if he knew i was gay. i was shocked and delighted to have recorded this particular ante-dote, but i don't think he knew i was gay. the interview is extremely important for the development of this oral history project. we'll get to it in a moment, i guess. >> host: this is almost two minutes. it's a story -- for those who don't know jack was he's deceased. hef a columnist and the largest number of paper in the country. >> guest: yeah. so anybody who saw the movie j ed "j. edgar." the story and the role he plays in the story is funny. >> host: and the fbi at the time. >> guest: the head of the fbi at the time who is going to take a personal interest whether there's a homosexual ring, a gay ring at the center of the nixon administration. >> 2008 dwight was deputy -- good looking california guy. and well,let -- >> host: 72 years old. here is dwight. >> here we are, i mean, you know, i

. >> dwight. >> here. >> o'brien. >> here. >> ortiz-cartagena. >> here. >> riley is excused? >> white? >> here. >> next item. we move on to item number two, which is again public comment, it allows members of the public to comment generally on matters in the commission's purview and suggests new items for the commission's future consideration, do we have any members of the public who would like to make the comments on any items that are not on today's agenda? >> great, seeing none, public comment is closed. next item, please? >> thank you, mr. president, we are moving on to items three and four which we will call together. >> item three is a presentation by the san francisco planning department on formula retail ordinance and policies in the city of san francisco, including but not limited to the background, list and current laws and proposals that will be supported by a presentation of the planning department staff and explainary document, and to the commission on formula retail controls for today and tomorrow for the staff. and that is a discussion and possible action item

it's not just - it's fluid it's a fluid legislation i appreciate that supervisor kim >> commissioner dwight. >> well, it's interesting to see the relocation to market street and the gap there and, of course, we have the west hills mall not far away. we have a formula for the retail to be there. it will be interesting to see how efforts. >> there's an added layer of analyze that any permanent applicant would have to go through to use it in that sort of way. that balances something we wanted to make sure we incorporated into the legislation >> i wanted to say you're leaving the door open. i want to commend levy we're not dumb some areas need help and in my opinion we'll help in that area but i appreciate the pro action on this one >> commissioner. >> sometimes legislation can be used as an obstruction. it's not an obstruction proposal. this is one for just preserving the opportunity to have a considered approach to what goes on in this neighborhood >> any other comments before we go into public comment on this. do we have any public comment on item number 7? item number 8? >> oh, we're on thi

support supervisor kim's proposal. >> second. >> commissioners i have a motion from commissioner dwight the file intermediate controls for market street from 6 accounting to van ness avenue and it's been move forward and be seconded. mr. president, would you like a role call >> yes and a (calling names). >> yes, i'm okay with it as long as it's not an out right ban so people can look at this. >> commissioners that motion passes 6 to zero. >> next testimony please. commissioners just so your aware it's in committee possibly as we speak and it will be at the board of supervisors as soon as tomorrow. >> this will be before the board of supervisors on july 30th? >> so we'll get our response in from the packet technique. >> in connection next item please. all right. >> commissioners this places you on our latin-american round item number 89 approval of the march, 2013 minutes. >> i move. >> second and would you like roll call or. >> all in favor. >> commissioners the approval the next minutes. do we have a motion >> i move. >> second. >> all in favor? commissioners item 11 approval the april

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good morning, michael. - good morning, dwight.

i want to start with you kenny dwight and ask about something eduardo vega that said that force is not treatment. that basically the key is to approach people with mental illness with love, kindness and compassion. i know from our editorial page that when we have written about laura's law that some of the post poignant arguments from family members that they have done everything they can do but don't know how to help a loved one. what would you have done? could force treatment made a difference? >> yes. absolutely. laura's law is not forced treatment. i don't know why mr. vega keeps using that word because laura's law is an upfront tool before somebody needs crisis. if they are proven to be a danger to themselves or someone else, a judge tries to get a treatment team and they try to talk with this person and figure out a way for them to stay out of the hospital. we have forced treatment, we have 51/50. my son has been through 51/50 numerous times. he's been slammed with this. this is a horrible experience. laura's law is a tool, only a tool that may help. for whoever can help, and than

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. >> okay, i'd like to introduce lieutenant dwight waldo, retired from the san francisco police department, he will be our next key note speakers so please listen to mr. dwight waldo >> thank you, drew, i'm very pleased to be here and i'm pleased to see so many people attending. my program today will basically be on training and expertise, being able to go out, understand the gravanis culture and then take it to court and get a successful prosecution. just a little background, i'm not going to read it all. i pretty much go by sergeant because i was only a lieutenant the last 3 months and i found out if you google me under lieutenant you find something. i stick with sergeant because i have about 14 years on google for that. i spent about 28 years as a police officer for the city of san bernardino, california, about 80 miles outside los angeles. among other things i'm recognized as an expert on graffiti in california superior court. without reading all this i want to let you know that i am well rounded, i was supervisor of the unit to be supervisor of a multi agency dealing with it to being

no, dwight. be cool, be cool. i am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. that convict is white, black, asian, german, or some kind of halfsie. i do not like criminals. [whistles] oh, god. all righty. let's get started. what is she into? i know pam pretty well. i know the things that she likes. and just as important, i know the things that she hates. so one of the things that she likes is pranks. and the things that she hates... frisbee-based competitions. are you kidding? i started the main frisbee golf club at cornell where i went to college. i live to frolf. lead off with that. okay. she loves hunting. she also loves those ads for six flags with the old guy. [humming six flags commercial jingle] got it. also...do you speak pig latin? hey, martin. how's it going? good. getting settled, you know. ah, good, good. good. just a second. everybody, may i have your attention please? i realize that a lot of you have already heard that martin here has had some trouble with the law. but i just want to declare publicly that i trust him completely. and that anybody w

commissioner dwight? >> maybe just a couple of other variations to put on your radar screen not to discuss here, but you might want to consider pop up retail which is done by sometimes by large corporations just to test the concept in the market. and then the other is to consider shop-in-shops a corporate entity coming in and taking over a portion of the existing establishment and could totally be done by having an agreement with a retailer and i want to have my own physical display and that can take on pretty significant dimension inside of the store. just saying, is should be on your radar screen because you have the opportunity now to look at all of the variation and there is a lot of novel retail concepts coming up and we saw it with the park or when they brought the bus to town, you know, and on-line retailer and glasses who say, hey we would like to have a physical presence and a pop up sort of format and they ran a foul of mobile retail, and so we are just seeing these concepts and i would be disap