>> when i saw it, it just screamed "edna!" oh, cora. >> you're so welcome. >> why the hell would edna give me something like this? >> aah! >> aah! >> colonel, what you doing out here digging in the trash? edna usually does that when she out prowling for something to eat. >> [ laughs ] boy, that -- [ laughs ] yeah! that was -- that was a good one, brown. what are you doing up so late? >> i just feel so depressed about what happened with cora. i couldn't sleep. >> oh. >> yeah. what you doing here? >> hey, what's that? >> aah! >> well, brown, you know, i got something that just might cheer you up. >> oh, really? for me? >> yeah. >> uh-huh. >> yeah, when i saw it, it just screamed your name. >> really? >> "brown!" >> oh. [ chuckles ] i'm the one should be screaming. [ chuckles ] >> well, i got 10 of these. >> really? you got 10? >> 10! >> well, what you use them for? >> well, uh -- huh?! is that a -- yes, i'm coming! coming right away, edna! >> i didn't hear nothing. >> right away! >> i thought these were banned in this country, a

>> well, uh, edna cooked some killer tuna.'s to die for. >> uh, i wouldn't eat edna's cooking if they put a gun to my head. >> exactly! brown, you need to go back to the doctor and get help because you're at death's door. >> you -- you the one twitching. what's wrong with your -- that's the way they do when they need that crack. you on -- you got -- you on that stuff, ain't you? you're itching and stuff. >> brown, you need to go get help, make sure everything is all clear. >> oh! oh! okay, colonel. thank you so -- i didn't know you cared that much! i'm gonna get help. >> good. so you're going to get help? >> yes! i'm gonna go back to that doctor 'cause i know i need help, and i got to get it done. i may as well. thank you, colonel. you saved my life. >> wish i could say the same thing to you. >> you know what? you know what? and you... it's just rude for you to stand back here, knowing i'm here all this time, you done delivered a pizza, and you heard me say "i'm hungry." that's rude. that's what that is -- rude. i'm gonna just

. >> hey, miss edna. >> [ chuckles ] >> excuse me. am i interrupting? >> no, miss edna. i was just leaving. [ chuckles ] >> well, i'll call you with the results, okay? >> okay, daughter. >> daughter? [ chuckles ] does that mean -- >> no, it doesn't mean anything. even if ernie's my biological father, mr. brown'll always be my dad. >> cora, you're not making any sense. oh, no. maybe brown is your daddy. >> oh, miss edna, now, don't make fun right now. mr. brown has been pretty low since ernie showed up. >> boy, cora, you really love that big weasel, don't you? >> yes, i do. he may be a weasel, but he's my weasel. >> what about ernie? >> well, ernie's a wonderful man. >> well, if he turned out to be your father, would you feel the same way? >> [ chuckles ] ernie is funny, he's caring, and he's smart. any girl would be proud to have him as a father. >> [chuckles] >> cora. >> hey. >> have you seen brown? >> oh, not in the last few hours. why? >> well, i just saw him take a suitcase and put it in his car. >> a suitcase? why would he have a suitcase? >> cora, what's this? >> w

order online at jimmyjohns.com. ♪ >> i'm telling you, miss edna, mr. brown is out of control.ce he started using that anti-aging cream, he thinks he's 25. >> only thing 25 years old are his clothes. >> right. >> and i can't believe they didn't choose me to be the pitch man. what? oh, i'm sick of this. oh, my god. >> what's up, old school? >> mr. brown, what are you wearing? >> cora, these are, uh, skinny jeans. only young people wearing them. this is what you got to wear when you're old, like, i mean, well, young. >> i suggest you let them wear them. >> right. >> and i suggest you get a flea collar, but you won't. >> i'm telling you, the product reps think i look great, though. >> [ stifled giggling ] >> oh! >> mr. brown, why are you scratching so much? >> ain't nobody scratching, cora. >> maybe that cream is giving you a rash. >> mr. brown, you can't endorse a product that gives you a rash. >> cora, and miss out on $5,000? unh-unh. you got to be out your mind. only rash in this house is right there, in the green. you looking like you like it. >> i take this pie and throw it i

dueÑo del taller, y dice tener la mecÁnica perfecta para los que quieren recuperar su figura como ednaella reconocÉ que su mayor problema estaba en la cocina. >>> arroz, frijoles, carne, pensamos que si no comemos asÍ no es comida. estos alimentos forman parte de muchos hispanos. >>> es mÁs facil parar en algÚn restaurante, y comprar algo por 5 dÓlares. >>> antes de certificarse carlos jugaba bÉisbol, pero un dÍa le tocÓ quedarse quieto en base, o sea en casa. >>> note que difÍcil es para las personas perder peso. >>> cada vez el grupo celebra al que mÁs rapido perdiÓ peso, se motivan y pocos se salen del programa. >>> por quÉ haces esto? ni siquiera te pagan? >>> me gusta enfocarme en las personas de bajo recursos, ellos quieren hacer el cambio pero no pueden por su falta de dinero, cuando lo puedes ayudar con un simple plan de comida, y decirles mira, vas a bajar tu peso asÍ, etcÉtera. >>> darlen bajÓ 40 libras vrt y entiende que la falta de ejercicio tiene consecuencias negativas en la salud. >>> es algo que es parte de mi familia, mi abuela tiene diabetes, mi mamÁ tuvo sobrepeso. >

you look at dame edna and you think...ty was actually a recording session for the audio version of "still fooling 'em," crystal's take on getting old, not always gracefully. >> during the past year, i saw my dermatologist more than i saw my grandkids. my ass looks like the bottom of a boat. i don't shower anymore. i'm sandblasted twice a week. >> the book is part comedy, part memoir, the same mix that won crystal a 2005 tony award for his one-man show "700 sundays," based on his memories of growing up in long island, new york. >> sundays was our day to go toe boardwalk or play baseball or even go to a broadway show. on sunday night we went out because on sunday night jews are not allowed to eat their own food. oh, no, no, no. that is in the bible. >> for crystal, nostalgia on stay is fine, but you'll never catch him watching himself. >> you know, i never looked at... well, except for little snippets of very much of anything i've done in the last 15, 20 years, because i'm... i'll always find an out. >> so you can't watch it

. >> i saw that article but actually edna is modeled after the costume designer edith head. google that. dagen: already knew that. connell: good try. cheryl: not when it comes to hollywood or costume design. connell: investors loving the tune of the new ceo at pandora. how about pandora? nicole: pandora is a great performer and we should note the stock is up 150% this year, year to date. today up 9% hitting a new high and the nice one year chart for you. 2375, new c e l coming in common and the former microsoft executive brian mcand drew, the president, chairman, ceo replacing joe kennedy it, and don't forget royalties and high-profile push to congress if they are looking at that, and intense competitions so good news for pandora. the keeping the stadium save another big the in the nfl, jets, patriots, show you the security of these. connell: more on president vladimir putin in the new york times directed squarely at the american people, a letter to the american people. kitty mcfarland and oliver north all over that coming up the first look at world currencies and how the re

nick here and his wife aetna edna would be -- the furniture was quite far apart and i would lean down to put my coffee and i'd have to get up slightly to get the coffee cup down. dr. nick and i talked about elvis and every now and then edna would pop up with an observation or a comment about priscilla presley or something. a dispatch from the distant. >> host: what did you learn from.net? >> guest: i was there to talk about well i should explain to people "gulp" the subtitle is adventures in the alimentary canal from head to tail. this chapter had to do with constipation in this whole notion of is it possible to die of constipation and you hear sometimes about people who have died on the throne which i guess would be appropriate with elvis. but anyway if you're interested in this -- most people assume it was drugs and an overdose the killed elvis and in fact he certainly took a lot of drugs and that did not help but the actual moment of death as far as i could tell from the autopsy the cause of death was fatal heart arrhythmia which can come on with someone who is straining at the sto