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the reality show aregies ee, rebecca and fallon. fallon's brother, josh, that had the idea of making a video scrapbook for her family that followed her through her teenage years. >> the reason for the show changed because of how much it has grown. it went from being a project of may sister to being that today but i'm also trying to make it more community oriented. >> reporter: the shows started at 50 hits an episode and now gets 7,000. popularity of the show kept the cast humble. >> people watch it because they know us. everybody knows who we are. >> reporter: the episodes focus onhe girls' day-to-day lives, everything from relationships to holidays. the girls are proud of the family values that the show represents. >> i don't want tbe filmed doing dumb stuff. you know, not good. i don't want -- like younger people or anybody to watch it. think it is okay. that's what people here do. you know, i just want to see an example. >> reporter: the new season already started with the drama of fallon going to college. they will continue the

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy thursday. you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] oh, man, march madness and we have gene simmons on the show tonight. [ cheers ] i don't know about you, but i've never had more of an urge to paint my face. [ cheers ] i'm really -- you guys excited for march madness? [ cheers and applause ] had some great matchups so for. byu versus florida. old dominion versus notre dame, obama versus fox news. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] it's been exciting. it's pretty cool. one of president obama's childhood friends has found a photo of obama, as a schoolboy, taken more than 40 years ago. it's just him and playing little barack's favorite school game, give the speech. [ light laughter ] he's really good at that game. i don't know if you guys know this. obama was a

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! that's an audience. sounds good, it must be friday. thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." how you guys feeling tonight? you felling good? [ cheers and applause ] very good. welcome, welcome. did you hear about this? on his fox news show, glenn beck called "avatar," "a smurf murdering movie." [ light laughter ] people are calling -- that's funny. people are calling the comment a slap in the face of american's biggest director and also a pretty awesome idea for a movie, so it's -- [ laughter ] listen to this. president obama was at a book store in iowa yesterday, and he bought a $37 pop-up book for press secretary robert gibbs' son. when he gave it to him, this is true, gibbs said, "it's a little expensive, sir." yeah, it's true. and obama said, "i can handle it." and then he called the president of china and said,

[ laughter ] how dare you cheat on me with jimmy fallon!?es hot. [ laughter ] and i readily admit that he is. [ light laughter ] but marriage is a sacred trust. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is a sacred trust. >> that really stung. yeah, and you are. you are. in person, even more, you are, totes hot. >> jimmy: you said totes hot was a cool quote to pull from that. >> notice how prophetic the readers of "glamour" were. "dump conan"? i had no idea jeff zucker subscribed to "glamour." magazine. [ laughter ] i think he was the only person voting. >> jimmy: voting online. you have done so many cool things, things that a comedian would never dream -- >> should not do. >> jimmy: kind of, right? >> should not do. >> jimmy: but amazing stuff, including, congratulations. you just won a grammy, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] absolutely. >> you guys got a grammy? >> questlove: yeah, we got one. >> i'll bring my grammy over next time and we can have them fight. [ laughter ] >> questlove: ours is broken. >> that was great to be at the grammys.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking good in the audience. thank you, very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy o 'fallon." [ laughter ] how you guys feeling tonight? you feeling good? happy st. patrick's day, to everybody. happy st. patrick's day. it was a beautiful day here in new york for the st. patrick's day parade. over 60 degrees outside. i guess that's just luck of the old global warming. [ light laughter ] interesting fact. in ireland, saint patrick's day is meant to honor saint patrick, who drove out all of the snakes. kind of like here in america where we honor saint samuel l. jackson. [ laughter ] and as you know, in irish lore, leprechauns hide their pots of gold at the end of the rainbow. but here in new york, things are a little different. at the end of the rainbow, there's just a gay bar. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] a little different. here's so

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you so much! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." how are you guys feeling tonight? you feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] did you guys watch the "jersey shore?" well, listen to this, "jersey shore" is premiering in 30 different countries this week. it will be shown in france, except in france it's called "another reason to hate america." [ light laughter ] they're just changing the title. "jersey shore" is also premiering in aly this week, and the nickname "the situation" will not be translated. but snookie will be known as "orange --" [ laughter ] that's what they're -- that's -- "jersey shore" made some changes for the middle east version, too. i think we have a screen grab of this. can we -- there we go, that's it there. [ laughter ] [ scatred applause ] it looks a little different. on the ads over there, the ads

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good tonight? oh, i can feel it. feeling good. [ cheers and applause ] let's get right to the news here. no matter what your political party, this week we saw a great american do something many said couldn't be done. that's right. buzz aldrin did the cha-cha on "dancing with the stars," and that was just something. [ laughter and applause ] that's right. after dancing the cha-cha last night on "dancing with the stars," pamela anderson got one of the higher scores, a 21, but today she said she has plans to get enhanced to at least a 25 or a 26. [ laughter and applause ] which would be good. as you guys know, this morning, president obama signed the health care bill into law. [ cheers and applause ] i know. good job. i know it's exciting, but i still think it was inappropriat

welcome to "late night with jimmy o 'fallon." [ laughter ] how you guys feeling tonight?ou feeling good? happy st. patrick's day, to everybody. happy st. patrick's day. it was a beautiful day here in new york for the st. patrick's day parade. over 60 degrees outside. i guess that's just luck of the old global warming. [ light laughter ] interesting fact. in ireland, saint patrick's day is meant to honor saint patrick, who drove out all of the snakes. kind of like here in america where we honor saint samuel l. jackson. and as you know, in irish lore, leprechauns hide their pots of gold at the end of the rainbow. but here in new york, things are a little different. at the end of the rainbow, there's just a gay bar. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] a little different. here's some political news for you guys. today, ohio congressman dennis kucinich announced that he will vote for president obama's health care bill. yeah, the one condition is that obama had to carry him on his shoulders so he could see the st. patrick's day parade. [ laughter ] that's what he's like. "you o

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." how you guys feeling tonight? you feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] friday crowd. you guys enjoying march madness? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i am so pumped for this weekend. my friends are coming over. we're going to pound some beers, paint our faces and watch the health care vote go down on c-span. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] woo! i've been watching the ncaa tournament, and there's been some huge upsets. in fact, sports writers said ohio's win over georgetown was the first time a number 14 seed beat a number 3 seed since 2006. [ laughter ] 2006. that's such a huge deal. i mean, it's like, dude, you don't understand the last time that happened, "lost" was on tv -- [ laughter ] beyonce was popular. it was, like, crazy stuff, man. "tell me about it, grandpa." "yeah

this is courtesy of jimmy fallon. he was feeling the love at yesterday's health care fest at the white house. take a look. >> after signing the bill, obama hugged nancy pelosi. he called her one of the best speakers of the house ever had. obama is either really excited about health care or totally wasted. i love you. serious, you're the best. >> jimmy fallon, everybody. that's the mash-up. tonight's top story, the health care battle takes an ominous turn. some house members are fearing for their safety. you're going to see and hear examples of what they're dealing with when we come back. [ female announcer ] treat yourself to something special for lunch. how about a coastal soup and grilled shrimp salad combination? or maybe our new savory shrimp jambalaya. seafood lunches starting at just $6.99 at red lobster. seafood lunches starting at just $6.99 better cover up those hands, or they'll be in for a dry spell. [ male announcer ] dawn hand renewal with olay beauty. it helps your hands seal in moisture while you do the

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy tuesday.re you guys -- you guys psyched for march madness? [ cheers and applause ] who here has filled out the march madness tournament bracket? [ cheers ] i'm a -- i'm a perfectionist so i like to fill it out after the tournament. [ light laughter ] 100% right again. i love watching students cheer on their schools. it must be great seeing your kid drunk and shirtless on tv with their school colors painted on their chest. dads are like, "well, what can i say? she's my daughter and i love her." [ laughter ] as you know, the ncaa tournament whittles the field down from 65 teams to 32 to 16 to eight to four teams to two to one. it's a lot like "american idol" except the winner doesn't have to spend the next five years signing autographs at the mall. [ light laughter ] did you guys hear about this? mike tyson is gonna star in a new show on animal planet about -- [ light laughter ] -- about the sport of pigeon racing. [ laughter ] but at least we finally answered the question, "what planet is mike

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. how are you feeling, friday?ou feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] hey, just a quick reminder. daylight savings time begins this weekend. everybody's setting their clocks ahead an hour, okay? or if you are congressman eric massa you are wishing you could set them back about a week. [ light laughter ] yeah, daylight savings time, which means you lose an hour of sleep. of course, if you are roommates with congressman massa, it's safer not to fall asleep at all. [ laughter ] i mean, you might get snorkeled. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys heard this. the house just voted to have a congressional probe into eric massa's behavior. massa was like, "you're going to probe me?" [ laughter ] "awesome." "spring break came early." yeah. [ cheers ] spring breakers? [ cheers and applause ] the sbs. the sbs, spring breakers. [ laughter ] just trying to start something new. we're on sb, man. spring break. some news from the car industry. yesterday, toyota said, it's mystified but that incident in san diego where a prius a

you went on jimmy fallon. you left the theater really quick. >> look.ey really like you. >> there she is. look, she's got a dance. he's awfully cute. i'm sorry. and look at you. whoa! oh, excuse me. >> i'm kind of jealous, though. because when kathie lee was on the show, you guys, they were practically making out, jimmy and kathie lee. it was a bit -- come on. >> we had a thing. >> you had a thing. she came in the makeup roomthe next day. >> i love kathie lee. >> she loves you. she was like, jimmy and i had this connection, hoda. was she totally all over you? >> no. this is it. >> what was she doing? >> i took a little whiff of him. he's adorable. is he coming to see us for a change? >> he is. >> i think he's not telling you -- he sat down and said i love you guy. he called you because some guest fell out. just like he calls me when a guest falls out. didn't a guest fall out? >> you don't have to burst my bubble. it was my first time on his show and that's what happened. >> that's all i'm saying. i think i was a fill-in, too. they know we're around, so