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kfc, it's finger lickin' good. only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes.ase medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! all month we have been celebrating our bracket tournament third month mania. this time we pitted the past year 64 biggest moments of bullshit against each other. 32 pieces of bullshit from donald trump and 32 pieces of brusht from the rest of the world which we felt was an even match. tonight after six rounds and 2 million of your vote, we finally have a winner. to crown the champ, let's turn to our very own bullshitters roy wood, jr. and michael kosta! ( cheers and applause ) >> welcome to third month mania finals. this is what it's all about, people, the arthur a bullshit championship trophy. >> yes, it is, kosta. people lie straight-faced their whole lives for this. but this year only two contestants were bullshit enough to reach the final round. president trump's claim that the charlotteville nazi protest had very fine people on both sides going up the conspiracy t
kfc, it's finger lickin' good. only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes.ase medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! all month we have been celebrating our bracket tournament third month mania. this time we pitted the past year 64 biggest moments of bullshit against each other. 32 pieces of bullshit from donald trump and 32 pieces of brusht from the rest of the world which we felt was an...
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♪it's finger lickin' good! this was the diet pepsi that was right for ray. and your uncle ray.pepsi that looks good in a can, in a bottle, in a truck, or in extreme close-up. ohhh bubbles. this is the diet pepsi your mom drank when she was young. and drinks now that she's... don't you dare! this is the diet pepsi that's always the right one. pablockers. be such... [ crowing ] prom night! i can't believe they're so grown up. you think your dad liked me? s'up? one shot to the groin, stab and drag. i don't think so. this pact is gonna make tonight even more perfect. [ ding ] what the hell is that? they're planning on losing their virginity on prom night. i'm gonna stop them. i'm in. [ screaming ] they're gettin' away. [ tires screeching ] i'll do anything for my daughter. what about a chugging contest? bring it. not that kind of chugging. whoa! this changes everything i know. blockers. rated r. sarge, i just got a tip. that'll crack this case wide open! turns out the prints at the crime scene- awwwww...did mcgruffy wuffy get a tippy wippy? i'm serious! we gotta move fast before- w
♪it's finger lickin' good! this was the diet pepsi that was right for ray. and your uncle ray.pepsi that looks good in a can, in a bottle, in a truck, or in extreme close-up. ohhh bubbles. this is the diet pepsi your mom drank when she was young. and drinks now that she's... don't you dare! this is the diet pepsi that's always the right one. pablockers. be such... [ crowing ] prom night! i can't believe they're so grown up. you think your dad liked me? s'up? one shot to the groin, stab and...
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♪it's finger lickin' good! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show."ermodel, entrepreneur, and founder of "kode with klossy." please welcome karlie kloss. ( cheers and applause ) >> hi. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> oh, the hot seat. >> trevor: yeah. it's not a hot seat. it's just a seat. >> yeah. >> trevor: and now it's hot. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: your journey is one that is genuinely fascinating to me because of where you owned up in your career but also how you got started. you have one of those fairytale stories of being discovered as a model. >> in a mall. >> trevor: in a mall. >> in a mall. >> trevor: you were walking through a mall. >> i was 13 years old, and i was with one of my good friends, and i was walking through a mall and was discovered. >> trevor: right. >> and it-- it started my modeling career. >> trevor: how does that happen? >> it's, like, not a typical-- typical day at the mall. but i was stopped, and i was asked if i would be interested in walking in a runway show.
♪it's finger lickin' good! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show."ermodel, entrepreneur, and founder of "kode with klossy." please welcome karlie kloss. ( cheers and applause ) >> hi. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> oh, the hot seat. >> trevor: yeah. it's not a hot seat. it's just a seat. >> yeah. >> trevor: and now it's hot. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: welcome to the show....
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kfc, it's finger lickin' good. eis one of the most difficultn styles of beer to brew.nning brewmasters to brew ours. ♪ ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." you know, you always hear about how thankless it is to be a public servant in america. but down in alabama, there's one sheriff there who has found his job very enriching. >> alabama sheriff accused of keeping money meant to feed inmates for himself. a published report hints that etowah county sheriff todd entrekin took so much of that money, he bought an expensive beach house. >> trevor: okay, that is wild. ( laughter ) apparently, this sheriff took $750,000 that was supposed to feed inmates in a prison, and used it to buy a beach house. yeah. and, i'm sorry, if you're going to be ciphening cash, you have to be subtle about it. you can't be going around buying houses. like, that's one of the top signs that you have a lot of money. that and buying your dog breast implants. you're busted. we know. ( laughter ) but maybe the reason the sheriff wasn't trying to hide it is that he didn't
kfc, it's finger lickin' good. eis one of the most difficultn styles of beer to brew.nning brewmasters to brew ours. ♪ ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." you know, you always hear about how thankless it is to be a public servant in america. but down in alabama, there's one sheriff there who has found his job very enriching. >> alabama sheriff accused of keeping money meant to feed inmates for himself. a published report hints that...
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kfc, it's finger lickin' good. [phone ringing] hello? dale, what's up? it's dewey.hat are you doing? hey could you guys keep the tinkering down? i'm trying to talk to an american legend here who's also my friend. dude, i barely know you. crazy, isn't it? i'm down here with the jocks, you're up there with the nerds. how about you march down from that box and bring me some finger snack foods? if they have wings, bring them. cottage cheese would be great. ♪ what's better than getting an amazing iphone?aul.eat. (paul) what's that? getting two amazing iphones. that means i can facetime my mom like i'm doing right now. (to phone) mom, say hi to paul. (mom) hi paul! my daughter is your biggest fan. (sprintern) mom! you don't have to talk his ear off. (to paul) wow! i'm sorry. she can be really embarrassing sometimes. uh, she just said hi. (vo) lease one iphone 8 or iphone x and get a second iphone 8 on sprint. or get iphone x now for just $20 per month. for people with hearing loss, that's 50% off. visit sprintrelay.com >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. my guest t
kfc, it's finger lickin' good. [phone ringing] hello? dale, what's up? it's dewey.hat are you doing? hey could you guys keep the tinkering down? i'm trying to talk to an american legend here who's also my friend. dude, i barely know you. crazy, isn't it? i'm down here with the jocks, you're up there with the nerds. how about you march down from that box and bring me some finger snack foods? if they have wings, bring them. cottage cheese would be great. ♪ what's better than getting an amazing...
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♪it's finger lickin' good! only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes.ey release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® people say watching paint dry is boring. but some of you know paint can bring a wall to life. because you are particular. particular helps you find the perfect color and nail the details. look, particular people make the best art and science and... things. so be proudly particular with paint like no other. benjamin moore. the standard for paint professionals. only at local paint and hardware stores. the standard for paint professionals. you ok there, kurt? we're about to move. karate helps... relieve some of the house-buying... stress. at least you don't have to worry about homeowners insurance. call geico. geico... helps with... homeowners insurance? been doing it for years. i'm calling geico right now. good idea! get to know geico. and see how easy homeowners and renters insurance can be. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. my guest tonight is a supermodel, an entrepreneur and the creator and executive producer and host
♪it's finger lickin' good! only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes.ey release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® people say watching paint dry is boring. but some of you know paint can bring a wall to life. because you are particular. particular helps you find the perfect color and nail the details. look, particular people make the best art and science and... things. so be proudly particular with paint like no other. benjamin moore. the standard for paint...
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kfc, it's finger lickin' good. express yourself.. brow stylist shape and fill pencil by l'oréal.easy-to-use triangular tip shapes and fills. the spoolie brush blends. brow power! brow stylist shape and fill from l'oréal paris. if these packs have the same number of bladder leak pads, i bet you think bigger is better. actually, it's bulkier. always discreet quickly turns liquid to gel, for drier protection that's a lot less bulky. always discreet. what...to appeal to millennials? we did it because it feels right. totes. obvi. i don't think millennials talk like that. hey, i'm slaying it. please, don't. ♪ shark has added a rotating soft brush. so while deep-cleaning carpets, you can also grab large particles, pull in piles and directly engage floors. duo clean. invented by shark. > >>> "20/20" continues. once again, elizabeth vargas. >> reporter: and now we have the latest on the desperate hunt for tennessee nursing student holly bobo. >> she was taken from her home by a man wearing camouflage. this morning, there are some new clues. >> did she know her alleged abductor? >> reporte
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