[laughter] and have no principles, thank you, fred. these are actually lecture series, which many of you know, so it's about all i've got to say. the hell with you, fred, if that's the way you want it. but that's what they do to the chairman, they kick him around and there's really no use for him, other than to finally do something useful and that is to introduce general jim jones who many of you, if not all of you, not only know who he is but have worked with general jones for many years on many projects. i don't know of a wider lens thinker, not only in our government but in our country in the world today than general jim jones. i've had the opportunity and privilege to work with general jones on many occasions when he captured me out on a boat in the mediterranean for a couple days and made me sit through a lot of marines talking about a lot of things that an old army guy has no capacity to understand. but, nonetheless, i am a better man for it today. this man, jones, really does span the gamut and is really one of our country's gre

fred post went on to win -- fred funk went on to win. we go to the sixth hole, a short bill whole -- a short lull hole. he would get the birds eat and get a - one there, finishing with the round of 71. watson drops another putt. the shot of the day was jay haas on 13. it goes right by the edge of the cup. despite the fact that he played with me yesterday, he is hitting it just fine. joining me now is fred funk, the local favorite. i know your expectations were pretty high. how are you feeling? >> i feel a little better after tonight's practice session. i am getting away from some poor habits the last week. we work really hard last night for about three hours, and i did not get anything out of it until we discussed it on the way home. i hit some good shots today and some very poor shots got me out a position a couple of times. thank goodness is three more days. i can play the way i know how. >> what would it mean for you to win this year in maryland? >> the schwab cup, i put that as a high goal for me to win that. i love golf course in my

that is pretty tough. >> fred, i know it is early here. a former prosecutor, criminal charges, are they possible or is it way too early? >> they are always, mike, possible. you have dedicated men and women who conduct an investigation and bring it to the prosecutor and we look at all the facts, all the evidence. criminal prosecution is always a possibility particularly when there has been a shooting. this looks like a terrible, terrible tragedy. >> yeah. exa exactly. jacquelin is with us in nebraska. >> caller: i lay-in the bed with my husband every night and i feel that every time i wake up i'm going to look to see he is in the bed with me. i wonder did that man have a gun under his pillow? surely he had to feel if his wife was in the bed beside him. i can't see someone getting up and shooting. without noticing. >> a lot of people have that question. we will hit that. we will talk to steve after the break. take more of your calls, comments, questions, 1-877-tell-hln. @@@@@@@@ >>> welcome back. i don't know where to begin with a s

i'm fred roggin. >> thank you, fred. >>> some pretty serious admissions from funny man david letterman. your early morning entertainment headlines are straight ahead. >>> plus, a century and counting. one woman in michigan divulges her secrets for longevity. you're watching "early today." >>> welcome back to "early today." you'll have thunderstorms and rain showers from nashville up to cincinnati and detroit. that line of storms moves this way and will affect some areas. atlanta, you've got a 40% shot at seeing a thunderstorm today. savannah, 82-degree high. charlotte, right around 77. a quick peek at your saturday forecast. but if you're watching us on wcmh nbc 4 in columbus, ohio, see what lies beneath at coral reef adventure at the center of science and industry. and that's your eastern event of the day. dan? >> thank you, ginger. >>> now here's an early look at this morning's headlines in entertainment. late night david letterman dropped a couple bomb shells last night. first, letterman admitted that he had affairs with women on his staff. well, then he said someone tried to get $2

let's bring in former federal prosecutor, fred. also joining us, my colleague jane velez-mitchell, host of "issues" with jane velez-mitchell coming your way at the top of the hour. jane with us? all right. jane, first off, let's talk about misty, and just her performance -- i mean, it was a little bit different than we've seen from misty in the past of the your thoughts on how she handled herself and whether or not it was wise for her to go on the "early show"? >> there's a reason why lawyers tell their clients, don't go and do television. because it's a mine field. and she stepped right into it. against the lawyer's advice, she appeared on a network show and perhaps spontaneously off the top of her head accused the other side of the family of being involved. which is a very, very serious accusation. and it's already come back to bite her. for the last couple of days, we've all been talking about, who was she talking about? who was she accusing? and exactly what is she accusing them of? because she was so vague, we have no idea. so

when joy meets fred.e all been buzzing about "snl" star fred armisen's hilarious impersonations of joy behar. some people are wondering, why haven't we ever seen joy and fred together at the same time? on "the view," joy had some strong words for her impersonator and then he suddenly appeared on set. >> "saturday night live" has been "view" sketches recently, and although they're hilarious, i don't think fred armisen, who plays me, looks or sounds anything like me. take a look. >> you know what i always say? you know what i say? i say, who cares? just go home and have a glass of pinot grigio. go to bed. so what? i swear to god, the only way i can have a movement is with a dump truck full of ben fiber. so what, who cares? [ cheers and applause ] i don't get it. so what? who care -- he looks nothing like me. >> nothing. >> not his face, nothing. who cares? the other thing is, so what? >> excuse me. >> who cares? >> excuse me. >> who's this? >> this is me and my horny dwarf. so what? >> so what? >> i can har

i'm fred roggin. >>> have you ever heard why george w. bush refused to honor harry potter author j.k. rowling? your early morning entertainment headlines are straight ahead. >>> plus a 7-year-old teaches us all a little bit about civic involvement as well as a little about duck safety. you're watching "early today." >>> welcome back to "early today." i'm meteorologist ginger zee. we're beginning with a strong storm out in parts of the plains and great lakes heading towards chicago. if you're on the east coast you're saying what does that mean to me? it means your sunshine in charlotte with a high of 75 today and new york 65. for the weekend, means rain for almost all of pus. so we'll have to be tracking that storm. but for now, we are tracking our eastern event of the day and if you're watching us on wxia 11 alive in atlanta experience the civil war through the eyes of the soldiers and civilians at turning point the american civil war exhibit at the atlanta history center. that is your eastern event of the day. christina? >> thanks, ginge

here's nbc's fred roggin with an early look at all your sports headlines. >>> good morning. the tigers and twins played an entire season and it still was not enough to decide the a.l. central. avoided a total meltdown by beating the white sox. the second put the tigers up 5-0 and they went on to win it 5-3. so it was up to the twins. they employed the royals. twins won 13-4. after 162 games, the a.l. central will be decided by a one-game playoff. twins ask tigers tomorrow in minnesota. football, cowboys and correct me if i'm wrong kobroncos. he started the season in the dog house. could get the key to the city after that. zigzag 51 yards for the score. denver up, 17-10. last chance for tony romo and the cow boimpts romo's pass fell incomple incomplete. they remain undefeated. to new england, pats and ravens. randy moss caught his fist touchdown pass of the year. pats won 27-21. mark sanchez, worst game of his brief career. three interceptions, this one in the second quarter. returned 99 yards. second behind hall of famer rod woodson who had 12. now in pittsburgh, steelers me

. >>> maryland fire fred is used real life starts to teach a fire safety. and procedures like this her hair removal may be popping up at a strip mall near you. >> as we continue to build, i am convinced we will get to another place. >> the winner of the clean green block award has been announced. pepto-bismol. nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. yeah, my buddy's got all that. ouch. we've done corn dogs, pizza, and nachos. put it down. [ moans ] dude! pepto guy: sorry to hear that. everything ok? no, we are a little strapped for cash. do we need to buy a bunch of different medicines? pepto guy: oh, no, pepto alone relieves all five symptoms. it's a real value. plus gas too. dude. we're covered. you guys enjoy the game. easy. pepto guy: pepto-bismol. yup, you're covered. here's one for your skin that's clinically proven. olay professional pro-x wrinkle protocol is as effective as the leading wrinkle prescription brand at reducing the look of wrinkles. that's because olay has teamed with a highly specialized group of dermatologists and cre

you got to follow him and fred funk. everyone i know who lives in the town nose knows freddy. >> they want him to win. the most normal down-to-earth guy you would ever want to meet. >> hi, freddy. >> we saw him yesterday in his pro-am. he's under a little pain with the knee but he'll work through it he said and win this for us. >> these guys are all so fan-friendly, aren't they? >> all of them are. it doesn't matter what level they are or who they are. like, nick price in his day used to be so focused on thepack tour, now -- pga tour but now you can walk up to them and talk to them. >> if you put them rocky points today - >> they are so good. we talked to dave marr who covers the champions tour. we mention the new guys coming in. why don't the guys when they come in, at 50, dominate those who are 60? he says because they can flat out play. and they are in great shape. >> who will give us a good laugh if we go now and stand by the ropes and watch them play. >> you just mentioned fuzzy zellar. he's a character. and craig s

they'll have to watch veteran ball carrier, fred taylor. the 12-year veteran was a standoff for a decade with jacksonville. the ravens are definitely watching him, especially after he rushed for 105 yards against atlanta. >> fred taylor is a premier back in this league. interesting style. heck take the ball anywhere. he can stop on a dime and challenge the leverage of your defense in any direction. >> you can watch the ravens as they take on the new england patriots on wjz13. that game will air this sunday afternoon at 1:00. exclusively right here on wjz13. when the action's over, our coverage continues with bmw post game show. join mark and joe washington for highlights and reaction. marty along with the bulldog. airtran football talk from the espn zone. it's all here on wjz sunday. >>> here's the promo picture we oughta hear. this is last weekend tailgate for the game. couldn't get bulldog away from the feed bag. otherwise there'd have been a three-shot of us. >> he was there somewhere. >> i'm telling you-- >> you're bad. i can't wait to

maryland's fred funk is 53. >>> and alexander the great also had an assist. 4-1 final the boston. >>> laurel park historic ending. watch the third that's currently third, rabbit out of my hat. amazing sprint. three winners for garcia today, he needs just two for for a thousand victories in his career. now that was a dash to the >>> they were doing the mash potato, now we're not talking about the 60s dance craze but rather a massive food fight. dozens of students tossed more than 200 pounds of studs. now, it could have been >>> coming up next, letterman, blackmail ng reveal of a ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> from new york, the greatest city in the world, it's the "late show" with david letterman.

this week it's been this man, fred jackson along with marshawn lynch.rt by jackson to get an extra four yards to, get number nine a little bit closer to the goal post. >> dick: second down and two with the ball down to the 29 yard line. the final seconds tick off they don't need to run a play, the bills. that takes us to the two-minute warning. lindell loosening that right leg. he's 8-11 lifetime from 50 yards or farther. calling circle. he's saying "toodel-loo" and switching to sprint - with any mobile, anytime. - hi, john. now, on the sprint network, he can call any mobile phone, on any network, anytime he wants. without worrying about the meter running. so he's decided to call every mobile phone in the country. he'll finish... just after his 93rd birthday. - welcome to the now network. - ( bubbles popping ) get unlimited calling to every mobile phone nationwide when you switch to any mobile, anytime. only from sprint. the now network. deaf, hard of hearing and people with speech disabilities access www.sprintrelay.com. ( snap beat ) ♪ five ♪ five-dol

it we got a bill through the senate finance committee on a party line vote to reign in fannie and fredf i can in 2006. one of the first things barack obama did when he came to the united states senate was because third largest recipient of fannie and freddie. he joined a filibuster of every democrat led by senator chris dodd to block that measure from being brought to the floor of the united states senate. three years later in september of 2008. senator obama voted for the same bill that he could have voted for three years ago after fannie and freddie collapsed. don't tell me that we didn't try to do something in the bush years to reign in the housing problem. we were the people who said let us subject fannie and freddie to the same kind of scrutiny we subject banks, savings and loans and credit unions. it was candidate obama, senator obama who refused to join that effort that would have kept this from being the accelerant that it was for a worldwide crisis. juan: barack obama is pointing the fingers at you and president bush and here you are pointing fingers at president obama. i don'

commissioner fred ordered that major roger bergeron be suspended with pay. police department won't comment on details of the investigation. bergeron commander of the south east district. he has been on the force since 1991. >>> baltimore police necessitated your help finding suspect in a violent home invasion and rape. investigators say on september 23rd this man hit a woman in the head with a baseball bat and sexually assaulted her inside her west baltimore home. if you have any information you are asked to call the baltimore city police sex offense unit at this number on the screen. >>> a second suspect in the killing of a baltimore couldn't landlord is locked up this evening facing murder charges. joy takes a closer look at this crime tonight. joy? >>reporter: michael and aaron were tenants of 74-year-old david weeks but when the elderly landlord began talking about he viingting the 2, detectives suspect the tenants turned on their landlord. it is here where family member found wokes in bed with a pillow taped over his head in a pool of blood. gruesome di

captain fred couples. this as a similar format to the ryder cup. we have woods, nicholson, singh, scott, many more. many believe this is a torn into far. but we will be covering it. >> thank you very much. nobel prize for literature had just been announced in stockholm, awarded to the german writer herta mueller. >> the noble prize in literature for 2009 is awarded to the german author herta mueller, who would concentration of poetry and frankness of prose depicts the landscape. >> that was the announcement. we were saying earlier how city said they are about these things. we had about 10 minutes to find a little more. what have you got? >> the interesting thing is they talk about her as a writer who looked at the landscape of the dispossessed. her family's members of the german-speaking minority in romania and that is really comes from. she started out working in a factory and refuse to be an informant for security and was dismissed and that is when she began writing. they wanted information about the group of writers and intellectuals. in a way t

she asked fred if he could be muzzled and have to sit there and watch it. >> indicated to her relief that he was there in her room with the audio and video and had nothing else to do but to listen to that. >> reporter: smart's family described her as relieved to put this behind her. dozens more witnesses will be called. chris jansing, nbc news. >>> the thing we are supposed to know and parents should tell all their kids, no texting while behind the wheel. the president signed an executive order making the practice illegal. when "nightly news" continues in just a moment, a genuine good samaritan risking his life for a child while a camera records it all. a heart attack caused by a clot, one that could be fatal. plavix, taken with other heart medicines goes beyond what other heart medicines do alone to provide greater protection against heart attack or stroke and even death by helping to keep blood platelets from sticking together and forming clots. ask your doctor about plavix, protection that helps save lives. (female announcer) if you have stomach ulcer or other condition that cause

but you know what turning point happened last week, chris, on "saturday night live" when fred armson not lampooned obama, but this notion that he hasn't done a thing. that was a lampooning of the feelings that a lot of people on the left have. >> the people we saw softening in the nbc news "wall street journal" poll, this helps him with that. and the irony is that he was nominated two weeks after he took office. that's when the nominations closed for the nobel peace prize. but he did say in his gnawingal address -- inaugural address, the outstretched hand, he has had talks with iran, with cuba. there is a great deal of promise for delivery. middle east peace talks stalemated, going nowhere. i mean, it's a very uneven thing. and on climate change, his u.n. speech was a huge disappointment to the people. >> let's go back to a couple of issues that seem to be driving the scorecard. first, afghanistan the you were in pakistan recently. this question -- is he right now? this is a fact question. is he right to reconsider his decision back in march to go in deeper? >> i think the president

but it's not david's tv appearances that catch the eye of nbc president fred silverman. it's a last-minute performance at a charity function that gets him think about giving david his own show. nbc is looking to compete against the usual morning fare of game shows and sitcom reruns with a folksy talk show format with housewives. what they get is the david letterman show. >> pretty much all you need for a show, isn't it? the bible? no, i'm sorry, it's not the bible. >> when i first saw him do his morning show, i was attracted that he seemed unlike other broadcasters. he seemed like he didn't belong there. he was talking with a regular person's voice on television. >> narrator: david's girlfriend comes onboard as the head writer and producer. >> tom snyder's dressing room. let's just see if mr. snyder is -- come on in, if you will. why, it's almost like a shrine in here. what's your name? >> brian. >> do you work for mr. snyder? >> yes, i do. >> what do you do? >> prepare cocktails. >> narrator: they also come up with a new concept called stupid pet tricks. inspired by dav

if you go back and kevin works last week talking about stronger, faster, sooner than fred kohn talking about the issue of low for an extended period. maybe the market is redirecting itself back towards that and that's why the steep curve is maybe flattening a bit. >> we're going to take a quick break here. sorry. hold on to that thought. we'll be back with a entire panel and talk more about the market sell-off. back in two minutes. >>> the house financial services taking the question and answer portion of ben bernanke's testimony. as soon as everybody comes back, we'll go back to that live. in the meantime, we have our panel with us. kay, we were talking during the break about what we think this data we got today means for the fourth quarter. what do you think is going to happen with the unemployment number tomorrow is this. >> i think it's going to go up and may go up after that as well. i'm curious larry, as to why you're so positive on the economy. i just see so many signs of continued negatives that look a lot stronger than the short-term positives. >> can i answer that question be

but it's not david's tv appearances that catch the eye of nbc president fred silverman. it's a last-minute performance at a charity function that gets silverman thinking about giving david his own show. nbc is looking to compete against the usual morning fare of game shows and sitcom reruns with a folksy talk show format to appeal to housewives. what they get is "the david letterman show." >> pretty much all you need for a show, isn't it? [ buzzer ] the bible? [ buzzer ] no, i'm sorry, it's not the bible. >> when i first saw him do his morning show, i was attracted that he seemed unlike other broadcasters. he seemed like he didn't belong there. he was talking with a regular person's voice on television. >> narrator: david's girlfriend merrill comes onboard as the show's head writer and producer. she takes his sensibility outside the studio. >> tom snyder's dressing room. let's just see if mr. snyder is -- come on in, if you will. why, it's almost like a shrine in here. breathtaking, ladies and gentlemen. what's your name? >> brian. >> do you work for mr. snyder? >> yes,

instead, we have fred tc, a civil trial attorney with us and a member of italy's parliament.thank you so much for being here. fred, you know this case well. >> i do. >> this week, a decision will be made in the italian courts, what are we expecting? >> correct, we are. the judges expect today rule on what's going to happen with liam. will he stay in social services, will he go into the custody of an orphanage, given back to his mother and grandparents and lately within the last week, his uncle popped up and said i want liam even though he apparently has no relationship with the mother. >> why did you mention his father in that litany of possibilities? >> unfortunately, even though technically the court could award michael custody, he has a better chance of going to the moon unless someone steps in and helps him. >> it's such a pleasure to have you here, you're on italy as parl the. what happened in the year that liam has been in the custody of social services. in italy. his condition seems to have deteriorated. in fact, we have a report here from the u.s. embassy in rome of t

and jay hoff, maryland's fred funk is five off the pace. >>> and this note from the women's tour.at the lpga event, in alabama, a 14-year-old amateur, alexis thompson, birdied eight holes and had the lead on the pros until she bogeyed her final hole. the 14-year-old trails janice moody by one shot after the first round. now, that would be a story, if the 14-year-old -- she was in the lead the entire day, until the final. >> she trained on the wii. [ laughter ] >> by the way, michelle wie is right behind her. >> okay. we'll be right back. >>> don't miss the cbs primetime lineup tonight at 10:00. it's the hit show the mentalist. >>> employees at a good will store in michigan make quite a discovery inside. workers found a stack of crisp, $100 bills. totaling $13,000. neatly tucked inside a box of shoes. the woman who donated the shoes filled out a tax receipt. so the store was able to return the money. she had no idea about the cash. but said her husband grew up during the great depression and liked to keep money at home. >>> soccer star david beckham. the british sports idol and his

let's bring in fred barnes, a.b. stoddard of the hill and syndicated columnist charles krauthammer. obama told everyone this is a difficult decision. he understands how important it is. charles, is he engaging in careful deliberation, or stalling for time because there are no easy, certainly no easy political options here? isspru know, it isn't as pn him a week ago. it has been around for aicts years. he has been running for president for two years on a promise to resource the w k equate, tot sesl and to win it. that's what the democrats have proposed, so it has been a serious issue for over two years. he says in march, he announces on march 27, announced there is a new comprehensive strategy, that he has been thinking about this, and then he added which he has not often remembered, this comes at the conclusion of a review, when he goes through all the people he consulted with, the commanders on the ground, allies, n.g.o.'s and the governments in afghanistan and pakistan and members of congress. it was a serious review in march. he appoints his own general later and two months ago h

oh, but glenn, fred blog at net dot dot com said it would make the perfect pancake, and look, it doesn'tady advertisers or sham artists should be held accountable, we already have laws for that but the last thing we need is our country working overtime to save us from stupid people buying the perfect pancake maker. doesn't the government have something else to do? there's this country called, oh, yeah, afghanistan. last time i looked, the government doesn't seem too concerned with deceptive advertising, president obama staged an event -- no, wait, i don't want to be deceptive, because it was totally gas roots. there was no astro astroturf here. it was totally impromptu. the doctors came to the white house, you know, the people that are so money hungry that they are pulling tonsils out for cash, because the government would stop deception if it was happening. in case you're too dumb to understand the word "doctor," the president handed out white lab coats for the doctors, because that, i guess makes them more credible, you know. if you're a doctor of any cal caliber, you you are you kind

fred arimsen is going to be a guest-star our show.uy from venezuela, our sister park -- sister city, and he's the director of parks. and he thinks that our place is totally depressing and disgusting. and louis c.k., louis c.k. is going to come on as a possible love interest for my character. you guys love louis c.k, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's fantastic. he's one of the best comedians, writers. we have a clip you and louis c.k, from "parks and recreation." >> if you could just stop writing for a second, and just focus here. >> ma'am, ma'am, as i told you several times already, this is a police matter. >> well, it doesn't seem to matter. to the police! [ laughter ] >> okay. nice job with that. but -- [ laughter ] >> let me ask you a question. is it policy of the pawnee police department to arrest people when they try to get into their own van? >> no. and thankfully, that's not what happened. now, could you please go home and get some sleep and let this matter be resolved? >> thank you, officer. let's just go home. >>

in the skit fred goes through each one of obama's campaign promises. really?uy has done nothing? is snl on to something or is the show off the mark. i had to send out the truth squad to check this out. here now is kareen wynter. >> reporter: a cold open for the commander in chief. >> you look at my record it's clear what i've done so far. that is nothing. >> reporter: obama on obama. not really. "saturday night live" fred arm is son's opening sketch stirred up laughs with a scathing report card on the president which lampooned him as having a accomplished nothing since he took office. >> take a look at this. >> a check list of promises snl says obama failed to deliver. >> on my first day in office i said i'd close guantanamo bay. is it closed yet? no. >> they got some things wrong. >> reporter: bill adair, a fact checking website that rates the statements of elected officials says snl missed the mark on some claims. >> i think snl tended to gloss over what is a fair amount of progress by this administration. on iraq, "saturday night live" said not done. and of

difficult to tell because from what we know from the reporting is that one of his top fund-raisers, fredter to keep them quiet and happy while the presidential campaign took place. and barren now has passed away. that also becomes an easy opportunity to blame the dead for anything that happened and it is unclear whether barren's private funds in anyway were mingled with campaign contributions. and campaign expenses. the key is the salary that was paid to andrew young and to hunter. that's the key. were they paid to do real work or were they paid to simply hide the affair and the pregnancy that came later on? >> jean couplings with politico, good to see you as always. we appreciate it. >> thank you, norah. >>> how excited would you be if you found out that the pilot on your next flight was none other than the miracle on the hudson pilot chesley sully sullen berger? it is possible. he is back in the cockpit today. sully and first officer jeffrey scout flew from charlotte, north carolina to new york this morning for the first time since their amazing landing in the hudson back in january. s

an improbable victory for a game they should have lost, 21-16. >> fred's got it all.ool sports in vermont. you name it, he's doing it. coming up next, "news you can't use." hillary clinton saying she likes being president. we have a sound bite. she said she likes being president. we'll tell you where she said it and what she meant. an water. >>> time for a quick ghost of the "news you can't use." hillary clinton, currently president of the u.n. security council. as the nation's chief diplomat, she's presiding over that body in new york city. and yesterday she made a reference to being president and just how much she enjoys that position. take a listen. >> thank you so much. i resume now my function as president of the council. i kind of like being a president. so this may go on a little longer than anticipated. >> that's cute. >> very gracious, as ever. did you see that little hint in there? >> no, willie. why do you have to make it -- what's wrong with you? >> little touch of that. >> jamie rubin is with us. you know hillary clinton. >> that was nice. that was a cute

. >> reporter: until recently fred kagan of the american enterprise institute was an advisor to generalcchrystal. taliban returned to power in afghanistan, kagan says, will allow al-qaeda to reestablish its safe havens there. >> you will have recreated in a new and different form the conditions that generated 9/11 s. that's why we need to be there from the standpoint of fighting al qaeda. >> reporter: he thinks that will require 40 to 45,000 more troops. >> we're losing. we need more forces to reverse momentum that the enemy has acquired. so if you try to hold with the forces that we have now, the situation will continue to deteriorate. >> we need to reverse the current trends and time does matter. >> reporter: the 8th anniversary of the start of the war will come and go this week. but president obama and his add vidzors have not yet figured out how hard afghanistan is worth fighting for. >> osgood: afghanistan, the road ahead. continues this week on the "cbs evening news" and on the early show. >> you're all desperate to point some kind of a finger at a neighbor. >> osgood: ahead now o

they'll have to look out for fred taylor, he's new to the patriots, but he's no stranger to the raven'sith jacksonville. >>> and you can watch the ravens as they take on the patriots on wjz-13. that will air thursday at 1:00 here on wjz 13. >> and when the action's over, our coverage continues with bmw's post game show. we'll have the post game reaction.

"snl's" fred armisen put on his obama ears and he slammed the president for not keeping one of his promisesince taking office. you've got to watch this. >> on my first day in office, i said i'd close guantanamo bay. is it closed yet? no. i said we'd be out of iraq. are we? not the last time i checked. i said i'd make improvements in the war in afghanistan. is it better? no, i think it's actually worse. how about health care reform? hell, no. immigration reform. no. gays in the military. no. limits on executive powers. no. torture prosecutions. no. so looking at this list, i'm seeing two big accomplishments. jack and squat. >> with me in new york, ben whitcombe. also in new york, cooper lawrence, a psychologist and author. remember back in the beginning, comics were kind of bummed out about obama getting into the white house because they liked the guy and he's actually pretty cool for a president. but it seems, ben, the tide is turning. if obama's lost "snl," has he lost the country? >> as "snl" goes, so goes the country. so i think whatever happens in the next four years, that will be the m

many near makes all week long for fred funk. watson, it doesn't look like anybody can catch him.he 60 geared-year-old trying to become the -- the 60-year-old trying to become the oldest to win a major championship. putt -- there is no such thing as a simple putt. he rolls it in. a round of 64. take a look at the scores. he's at 12 under par, a four-shot lead over roberts, cook, and weeby. haus right there should watson faulter, although i would not bet on that. you can see final round coverage here on tv-11 beginning at 4:00 and then later tonight it is ravens wrap-up when we will dissect what i believe will be the ravens going to 4-0. >> there is a lot to celebrate in glen burnie. the nfl network gave a school $50,000 for its athletic program. there was a pep rally and ravens players were there to help celebrate the donation along with rob roblin. >> the program is called "keep gym in school" and it is all about the health of our children. it was a huge pep rally here at corkran middle school. >> let's go ravens! >> and the band was here to help celebrate "keep gym in school." a

according to the sketch, president obama has done nothing since he got into the white house in the ask it, fred armison as the president, goes through each one of obama's campaign promises. is "snl" on to something or is the show totally off the mark with this? i sent out the showbiz truth squad to check it out. >> a cold open for the country's commander-in-chief. >> when you look at my record it's very clear what i've done so far. and that is, nothing. >> obama on obama? not really. "saturday night live" comedian's opening sketch stirred up big laughs with a scathing report card on the president which lampooned him as accomplishing nothing since in office, a checklist of promises "snl" he said he forgot to deliver. >> on my first dma office i said i would close guantanamo bay. is it closed yet? no. >> they got some things wrong -- >> bill adair, a nonpartisan fact-checking website that rates the statements of elected officials says "snl" missed the mark on some of its claims. >> i think "snl" glosd over what was a fair amount of progress by this administration. on iraq, saturday night life 'sa

snl's fred armson put on obama ears and slammed the president for not keeping one of his promises since taking office. you have to watch this. >> on my first day in office i said i would close guantanamo bay. is it closed yet? no. i said we would be out of iraq. are we? not the last time i checked. i said i would make improvements in the war in afghanistan. is it better? no, i think it's actually worse. how about health care reform? hell no. immigration reform? no. gays in the military? uh-uh. exative powers no. i am seeing two two big accomplishments. jack and squat. >> we have in new york, cooper lawrence, a psychologist and author. remember back in the beginning, comics were bummed out about obama getting into the white house. they liked the guy and he's pretty cool for a president, but the tide is turning. to paraphrase what was said about walter cronkite, if obama lost snl, has he lost the country. >> we will have to say as snl goes, so goes the country. whatever happens in the next four years, that will be the mildest. it's all downhill from here. >> more to obama's credit, it's l

good evening and welcome, i'm fred cam, the c.e.o.of the thrantic council and -- atlantic council and it's great to see so many of you with us tonight and i'm particularly happy to see so many european ambassadors. four former u.s. ambassadors to nato and board members of the atlantic council. it's a privilege to welcome you all to the second of two major speeches today on the future of nato at the atlantic council as part of our nato forum. i recognize a number of faces in the crowd who also were able to join us earlier today to hear senator richard lugar deliver a speech on the future of the alliance and provide a congressional perspective on the debate concerning nato's new strategic concept. for any of you that weren't here we'll have that transcript on the web and it was also taped by c-span which is here with us again tonight i also want to have a special thanks to our board member lucy fitch,

here's fred with sports. >> thank you and good morning. >>> on june 4th, the rockies 12 games under .500fter a remarkable turnaround, they're once again back in the playoffs. they got it done playing small ball against the brewers. todd helton scores. colorado up 1-0 after one. more the same in the third. helton came in from second and scored. rockies put up four in the inning and won it 9-2. they clinch at least the wild card and are two back of the dodgers in the west. they play a three-game series in l.a. starting tonight. >>> twins beat the tigers. orlando cabrera gave them a 7-0 lead. twins now two back of the tigers with three remaining. >>> chris carpenter picked up his 17th win of the year, but his hitting made headlines. hit his first major league home run, and it was a grand slam. move over pujols, chris carpenter now can do it all for the cards. >>> top ranked oklahoma will be without sam bradford for another week. he'll be out tomorrow's game against number 17 miami. landry jones will make his third start at quarterback. >>> opening night around the nhl. reigning mvp alexande

he still faces seven to ten years for child endangerment along with his fred who inked a dog paw on the boy's hip. the paw's a symbol of the fresno bulldogs gang. the judge agreed with defense attorneys that any damage left by a small tattoo does not amount to permanent and painful disfigurement. she says that law's more appropriately applied to injuries from beatings and stabbings. the man says he aloud his son to get the tattoo because the boy wanted it. the tattoo, meanwhile, is being removed. >> dwindling workforce and growing number of senior citizens japan is facing a fiscal squeeze. some say there's a segment of a population overlooked, fatigued to the country's economic survive. we hear about a lush mountain village on the japanese island of where are told will see the wave the future. couple high on the japanese mountains provides a glimpse of what the rest of the ageing world might look like in the coming years. at first i was afraid to touch the machine. i was afraid i'd break it, she says, especially a designed mouse and mini keyboard allows elderly hands to navigate in a mo

fred is in north carolina. hi. >> caller: hi. okay. number one, i hate blame the parents but i also blame the video games. we have these video games that help heavy set kids. also i believe what the boy -- he's a beautiful looking kid. he needs to get exercise. do some walks. stop playing video games. buy a trampoline. jump up and down and get exercise and go for hikes. as so many organizations would be willing to help a child like that. i don't know if she's single or not but the mother looks like she needs exercise too. there's the big brother program. there are more activities. also -- >> i got to leave it there. that's a great call especially the boys club thing. he's got to have some inspiration. let's get a couple facebook page comments in. robin writes -- david says -- thanks everybody. your views coming up. what do you think. obese kids, who or what to blame in general? focus on this one story. should the state take over? call us toll free 877-835-5456, e-mail cnn.com/hln or text views plus comment and name to hlntv. standard t