i have one here. [ crowd gasps ] there is naught to fear. this object that the accused hath called, um... match. ...a match... may be a device of witchery. to test it, we must find out if any one of us can light it. 'twill not work. it has already been lighted. 'twill not light again. heth to explaineth about matcheth. silence. continue. he doth not like my idea, which leadeth me to believe it may be sound. only a witch can make a fire from a plain stick of wood. i wouldst defend the accused. nd someone who's accused of being a witch. that makes me the logical choice, doesn't it? you may defend the accused. i thank thee. first -- but, uh, after phineas has presented all his evidence. [ clears throat ] the first time the accused witched me, i almost dropped a turkey. it didst not satisfy such as he. when i carved the fowl, he wrought his witchery again, causing me to cut my finger. and if that is not sufficient for ye, i wouldst report his conjuring this very morn. how did he greet me this morn? "good morrow"? "good day"? "greetings to thee"?

( gasping ) captain, you've got it all wrong. ( tucker moaning ) ( gasping ) it wasn't me! what have you told him? please, captain.n. i've always been loyal to you! ( deep gasping ) break him. ( loud groaning ) ( sighs ) it hasn't been that good in a long time. ( sighs ) the things a girl l ll give up for her career. the data i gave you... did you transmit it to the fleet admiral? e. what was it? an insurance policy. ng? tucker's a competent engineer. if he wanted to damage the cloak, he couou have done a much better job. ( sighs ) well, it couldn't have been easy computer, locate commander t'pol. male voice: unable to comply. internal sensors are off line. the sensors were damaged by the overlrld. what's going on? stay here! ( explosion ) ( pantntg ) i wondered what was keeping you. i needed time to find help. no alarm? we'll take the bridge fifit. set a course out of tholian space, . ( console beeps ) i can't alter our heading. full stop! the helm's not responding. having trouble? you did this. auto navigation can't be released until we've reach the coordinates i've set.

[ gasps ] ha ha ha! oh, look at that -- georgia o'keeffe's hood ornament. talk about the scarsdale diet -- whoa! oh, min! very funny. what are you upset about? you've got the air mattress. and we've got to stay out of sight till we get a message to dad to bring us more money. [ voice breaking ] look what's happened to us -- the biggest thing we had to worry about yesterday was trying to find a decent plumber, and now we're running for our lives. i'm scared. oh, so am i. come here. come here. [ sighs ] i should have known better than to trust somebody from neptune. on neptune, pia zadora would have won the oscar. [ laughing ] oh. it's so hard to stay depressed around you. whew! will you look at this place? it looks like sylvester stallone's library. who cares? it's a better place to hide than edna's reptile dinner theater. i loved it when that iguana sang "oklahoma!". the last thing i had to eat was a junior mint, and that was stuck to the sole of my shoe. [ whistle blows ] fall in, everybody, let's go! come on, let's go! [ blows whistle ] come on! all right

but, you know, it's healthy. [ gasps ] o-o-o-ow! [ gasps ] ahhh! let's try to protect him for a while longer. he's just a child. daddy, could i borrow one of your new razor blades? reason i ask is -- mine are all dull from trying to sharpen my crayons. oh, surely, son. see, i wanna get this real clean so that i can play with the kids, you know, solitaire is a game, but it's not a way of life. maybe now is the time to tell him. you're right, min. this is a very delicate situation. we have to choose our words very carefully. mindy: what's that? well, the title is... "rejection descending a staircase." it's my blue period. n't feel that way, sweetheart. you have mommy and daddy. not just mommy and daddy -- it's mommy and daddy and... [ with high-pitched voice ] se?or good news! [ singing in spanish ] beso, beso, beso, beso. se?or good news has something he wants to tell you, mearth. what about that, se?or good news? why should i tell him? he's your child. take responsibility. are you chickening out? you got it, sweet shorts. mearth, sweetheart... have

yes, uh -- [ gasps ] how happy i am you came by. there's something very important i've been meaning to ask you. sure. what is it? well, it's about tabitha. what college do you feel would be right for her? but she's only a year and a half old. now, you papers and drawers -- you get back in there. [ ding! ] and now, you desk, no nonsense. you go back in the den where you belong. [ ding! ] [ gasps, stammers ] sam, i really should get the ganzer papers and go. oh, but, larry, we haven't even discussed the eastern college versus the western college. well, i think it's really a matter of individual -- ? when the saints ? ? when the saints ? ? when the saints come marching in ? aunt clara... uh, dear, uh, mr. tate hasn't got time that are in darrin's desk. you mean the one that's back in the den? that -- that's it. yes. uh, in the den, larry. help yourself. [ chuckles ] ooh! oh. samantha. mm-hmm. if you want to resign as my defense counsel, i understand. [ ding! ] if i were you -- oh! oh. you scared the life out of me. ...i'd take her up o

let's move on. ( gasps ) sisko: odo? ( gasps ) who was that? i don't know. but you should. it was your predecessor. my predecessor?! oh... yes. the man talking to dukat, his name is thrax. he was in charge of security on the promenade before me. at least nine years. you. come with us. what's she done?! nothing... yet. perhaps there's been some misunderstanding. if i may be so bold you may find something which will bring you infinitely more profit than the arrest of a bajoran woman. latinum? two strips. where is it? ah, but our friend is still in your custody. ( groaning ) tempting offer. maybe next time. this one's been selected. i'll be all right. ooh. garak's septal capillaries burst at this point. some unusual activity at the same moment. the bleeding might be the result of some kind of psychosomatic response. you mean he thought he was injured? under certain conditions rature people have been known to alter their blood pressure -- even manifest a tumor as a result of psychological stimuli. could these stimuli cause more serious injnjies? or break a key blood vessel in h

athlete on steroids. [ gasps ] didn't know i could knit, huh? [ gasps ] amazing, with a little love, how much you can grow. what is in that egg?! i don't know, min, but i hope it's healthy. when do you think it's going to arrive? in about 24 hours. [ gasps ] 24 hours! elephants get two years! i get 24 hours?! it takes longer than that to get peking duck. [ thud ] boy, he can sure kick, mind. are you related to bruce lee? i guess there's not much for me to do with this birth. come on, min. you've got to be a parent, too. now, come over here and touch it. just pat it. put your arms around it. have you hugged your egg today? oh, mork, i feel silly. come on, come on, come on. it's nice and warm. it should be. i sat on it all night. i can hear a heartbeat. why don't you talk to it? you talk to your plants, including that little wandering jew. [ yiddish accent ] where are we today? i don't know. [ normal voice ] come on. mother -- uh, your father -- one of your parents. i feel like shari lewis without lambchop. isn't it wonderful? we're parents now. w

[gasping] oh! well, that's very kind of you, but i do have a mission-- it's the least i can do one o'clock would be fine. are you enjoying yourself on the island, uh, major? oh, yes, yes. the islands are beautiful. i'd like to have a little... house on the beach, you know, for vacation time. would you like a house on the beach? tony: uh-- i'll buy one when i can afford it, jeannie. excuse my curiosity, but i, uh... i'm a collector of antique jewelry. is that, uh--? is that scarab genuine? oh, yes. king tut gave it to-- to a friend of his in court. it's lovely. thank you. well, i, uh-- i guess i'd better be going. i'm expecting a call from my london office, i'll see you at lunch, major. a pleasure meeting you, sir. a pleasure meeting you, too. thank you. you found him! mr. vanderhaven, if there's anything-- stop fawning. tony: oh, mr. chang. uh, pardon me. who is he? mr. vanderhaven? he's the richest man in the world. [snaps three times] would you, uh, care to have a little more pineapple? oh, no, t

( gasping ): stop! how dare you try to prick sabrina's finger what?! i was only going to keep her for a century. what?! you know very well that sleeping beauty spells are illegal ever since, well... sleeping beauty. hold it. i thought we settled this last time. i'm not interested in marrying you. dating? fine! but we're still not square. "see how she lays her hand upon her cheek." ken just found out he got the part of romeo in the school play. if he doesn't ask me i can always assume that it slipped his mind but if i ask him, and he says "no" no amount of delusion will fix it. why don't i feel him out for you? as long as you lie about anything negative. absolutely. hi, ken. sabrina. "what light through yonder window breaks?" uh, explosion in the chem lab? listen, i was just wondering if you were taking anyone to the dance. i'd lovest to go. no... valerie! valerie... stole a mortal's heart, eh? no, he was just goofing. sabrina, you took his heart, i'm taking yours. ( gasping ) sabrina, are you going to the dance with ken? wait for me, my darling! okay,

( gasping ): there you go again! oh, you know me-- i'm a fool when it comes to keeping myself alive. may i? oh. zampano, you beast! it is mine! you already have her napkin! salem: so, milady now that you and emperor larry are at war, might i suggest you leave certain strategies to minister of defense saberhagen? no, you mightn't suggest that. in any way. scat. this is going to be very awkward to tell my staff. rincess zelda, i am but a simple peasant in roughly woven garments but may i be your footstool? well, okay... but as long as you maintain your dignity. obviously when zelda said "scat" she was speaking in code. e it into esperanto back into hebrew... right! i'm pretty sure she meant "destroy emperor larry and all he holds dear, so salem can rule his country." give or take a letter or two. as you all know i was planning to give you another test today but i've decided to skip the test and just give sabrina the "a." ( applauding ) thank you. i even bought party hats and trail mix ( evil laughter ) i hope emperor l

( gasping ) what happened? where did it go? it somehow integrated itself into odo's body. ( gasping ) odo, what's wrong? it can't be! what? ( gasping ) ( people murmuring ) this, uh, might be a good time to take some leave and come down to bajor. mmm... maybe in a few weeks. right now, i feel like staying here. so you can be close to the baby. mm-hmm. he's a good-looking boy. he is, isn't he? computer: all passengers bound for bajor should board at this time. you'd better go. ? lend him a helping hand. ? ? put a little love in your heart. ? ? take a good look around... ? ? ...and if you're lookin' down, ? ? put a little love in your heart. ? ?put a little love in your heart.? ? in your heart. ? (avo) the subaru share the love event is happening now and will have given ninety million dollars how does it feel to be yourself again? i just... wish it hadn't happened the way it did. i am sorry. if it helps... think of it as a gift... something the changeling wanted you to have. think... i finally understand how much i meant to you..

[ gasps ] mother! ho, ho, ho, ha, ha. oh, you're in trouble. your child shouldn't win the hoho hope chest. i know. i guess the program staff goofed. yeah! i guess the program staff goofed. i guess the program staff goofed. come on, sam, i know it was your mother, and you know it was your mother. i guess it was my mother. oh, darrin, she's not out to destroy you. she was simply being a -- a fun-loving witch? well, yes. and a doting grandmother. you're kidding. no, i'm afraid i'm deadly serious. if the little girl who won yesterday's hope chest is not in today's studio audience, i refuse to go on. why? because i like her. well, hoho, this isn't logical. well, why not? because i'm a star. darrin, we have an emergency. i just got a call from the producer of hoho the clown. and? and hoho refuses to work unless "that cute little doll" that won yesterday's hoho hope chest is in today's studio audience. you mean tabitha? no tabitha, no show. no show, no commercials. no commercials, no client. to amuse my ulcer? this is the first time i've heard it. hon

(gasps softly) (sighs) (gasps) i've seen the news. aunt nancy didn't know i was watching, but i was. your dad... will always be your dad, no matter what. (projector and camera shutter clicking) here's scotty's statement. you should take a look. i've got randall's office ready to release it on your word. don't pull it yet. sir? there's an operation under way to free the hostages in western kashfar. under way? now? choppers are in the air. they'll be on the ground in 25 minutes. i don't under-- why didn't i know about this? i figured you had your hands full. just keep a lid on it until i update you on the status. if this operation is successful, in a tidal wave of good news. cyrus? yes, sir? i believe the words you're looking for are "thank you." (door opens) (projector and camera shutter clicking) (projector and camera shutter clicking) (fitz) my fellow americans, at 5:37 p.m. greenwich mean time, a navy s.e.a.l. team was dispatched to the kashfari province of tenwar. their mission--to find the three american aide workers taken hostage

forgive e . ( gasps ) how do you feel? indicator's moving. doc? so far, so good. ( gasps ) she okay? her synaptic response is erratic. i'll be fine. itit getting worse, commander. you're all right. it worked. i'll rest t r a few minutes, and then we'll try again. you said gareb was abducted. if that's true, don't you want to help him? not with violence. i won't deny that your intentions are honorable, but our decision stands. forget it, captain. they've never even helped defend their own world. we're wasting our time. systems ready. i've had enough rest. we should clear the dampening field soon. wait... what is it? a swarm. i don't see anything. it'll take a few minutes for them to pass. gareb and i loved chasing ice-bores. once, we f flowed a swarm for two hours. caught hundreds of them. we were almost at the surface. my family was very worried. they're going to be wowoied about me now. are you sure you want to do this? what's it like... your ship? warm. she wants to try again. you think it's smart? you know the risks. r t'pol. commander... she's

(gasps) (sighing happily) (gasps) (grunting) (exclaims) (groans) (grunts) okay, ellie, i got her.

[ gasps ] and who am i? mommy. [ gasps ] min, i feel just like anne bancroft in "the miracle worker." and now the big question -- no pressure, though -- who's this? shoe. shoe?! isn't that wonderful, min? his first non sequitur! mork, he called me "shoe." oh, come on, now, my little mearth -- my little whiz kid -- say "daddy." daddy. tired. buenas noches. min, he's bilingual! great, he's bilingual. you're "mommy," and i'm "shoe." oh, don't worry about it. he still loves you. besides, he'll be up again in another hour. good night. 'night, mearth. you know, mork, now that he's talking, we're gonna have to be careful no one finds out he's a -- an a-l-i-e-n. if anyone should find out, then -- whoa! [ thud ] what are you doing on the floor? looks like i got squeezed out. i just wanted to cuddle. e shining" today, remember? [ as danny in "the shining" ] i don't wanna go now! [ normal voice ] i guess there's not room for the three of us, so i'll go sleep on the couch. oh, no, no, no. you do the honors. i'll be more

i don't know why. ( gasps ) ( bell dings ) "alarmingly svelte"?! oh! this will never do. here, eat this stick of butter while i think of something. ( gasps ) peach pie! my favorite. how did i know? and now for a little sprinkle of my secret ingredient. save room for dessert. as the official watchcat, i order you to get down. i'm going up, and don't try to stop me, cat. you leave me with no choice ect you. you're afraid of heights. right. then you leave me no choice than to wish you well. pull it together! be a man, saberhagen! climb! whew! i made it. good thing that pilot knew how to swerve. harvey! anyone with a friend or a family member up to their neck in quicksand hey! we've been waiting for hours. we have a boy about to be eaten by the wicked witch. i'll get to that. ( sighs ) wait. i need a plan. got it. nothing wrong with my magic. yes? hello. i'm with the confectionery construction company. we specialize in gingerbread siding. i don't know... the sugary smell really attracts the kids. mmm! i do love children especially with a b?arnaise sauce. come in. allow me to

take your hands off -- [ gasps ] you're an android! a bomb!! hide! i have a feeling we're never gonna see this place again. why do you want to kill us? you're the only ones that can throw a wrench into my plans! don't use that! aaah! nothing is gonna stop kalnik's men. they think you're the alien out to take over the world. i have to tell the whole world that i'm an alien. that way they know i've got nothing to hide. it's the only way! i've gotta go public. mork is the most famous man in the world, and i'm offering you your own prime-time television show. what?! oh, min, this is so fast. about four days ago, i was having dinner with a lady friend at my favorite italian restaurant -- the one where the pope eats when he's in town. anyway, in the bar, the tv is blasting away about some alien from another planet. i'm not buying it at first, but i turn out to be wrong. anyway... he's here, and he is a spaceman from another planet. he's here to tell us about it with his earthling wife. will you please welcome mr. mork and mindy mcconnell? hi. [ no audio ]

for people without emotion ( gasping ) master haadok, one of the founders of p'jem. the transmitter's this way. fellas. what's down there? the reliquary. our most sacred artifacts are kept there. there is one to spare. no, thanks, it'll just get in my way. it's o oy going to get colder. you take it. you need it more than i do. do the andorians have a transporter? no. that gives us the element of surprise. we could bring an assault team right into the atrium... the sound of the transporter alone would alert the guards. they'd start firing before the team was fully resequenced. well, what about this room? by the time the andorians detected the transport we'd be armed and ready. for what? a firefight in close quarters, with a dozen monks at risk? there's room in here. i'm fine. you're freezing. it's been 24 hours since i took my nasal numbing agent. the cold is preferable to the odor. come on. risk. not to mention the destruction of the sanctuary itself. i'd say our lives are already at risk. tensions between andoria ananvulcan are high. any casualties would only make m

. - (gasps) you want us to jump off a mountain? - no, if the mountain won't come to mohamed, than mohamed has to go to the mountain. - captain, you've been under an awful lot of pressure, i think you'd better lie down. - [mac] no look, mr. tyler thinks the gronk family are weirdos because they wear animal skins, right? - well they do look a little different. comes here dressed in an animal skin. - oh, then mr. tyler will think that's what they all wear in nordania. - right, he'll think it's the native costume. great idea, hector. - captain, what would you do without me? - [mac] do i have a choice? - no sir. when i think of all the trouble it took to find that size 8 bikini for miss mlor. - i thought she wears a 10. - she does, she does. (chuckles) she does. - gronk, mac and hec gone. like mac and hec want. - gronk not wear new clothes. - shad think of something to do, come. - what we do in this room? - on our side of hill, when friend come to cave, how gronk and shad be nice? - we give something to eat and drink. - same on this sid

] [ gasps ] oh, clyde. why, you haven't changed a bit, not even your clothes. samantha, you're as beautiful as you always were. isn't there any hope for us? we can still be friends. i'd like that. well, i'll be going now. [ ding! ] psst! darrin! it's all right. what? i fixed the chair. well, how could you? max broke the legs. no, he didn't. it has collapsible legs, so i just pushed them back in place and locked them. then max didn't break the chair? oh, max, i'm sorry. i shouldn't have blamed you, tweety bird. will you forgive me? of course i will, cupcake. will you forgive me? i forgive you, huggy bear. and i forgive you, poopsie. uh, forgive me, but what about the contract? is it all right if i sign, love pot? by all means, honeybunch. [ chuckles lightly ] tea, anyone? [ indistinct talking ] [ both laugh ] darling, i'm proud of you. well, don't thank me. thank clyde farnsworth. it's a gift from him. clyde farnsworth? yeah, i'll explain later. well... -- captions by vitac [ birds chirping ] you come in and sit down. [ chuckling ] there you go. oh, now, go on.

you know, i-i think it was. [ gasps ] so, what's happened in the last 20 years? oh, uh, marriage, uh, two kids-- divorce-- men. that entire gender is defective. uh-oh. [ chuckles ] well, i hope this is just a social call. i'm really glad to see you again, but your parents filed a complaint about some things that were taken from their apartment. well, that's a new line of attack. usually they send shrinks, ex-nuns-- did you take those things, lucy? you know, i'd ask for a lawyer, but my parents would have to hire him. you using? it must be the super's. [ laughing ] look, um, truth is, thisisuy i hang with, he's cute but trouble. what can i say? you know those models that look like junkies? guess what. they are! hey, who's this? left me about two weeks before she was born. she's up in darien. my parents decided that i was unfit, and gave her to my cousin frank. did you fight it? please, you try fighting my father. t to see her some, when i can hold on to train fare for more than a day. so, this stuff you stole, you ststl have it? what, my dad give you an earful abo

( gasps ) computer, freeze program. computer, belay that command! ( grunting and gasping ) turn it off! not until you tell me what it is. you know what it is! who's this? li-paz. meyer... nelson... sahreen. you created a program to watch all our maquis friends get slaughtered. what i want to know is why. i thought we came down here to talk about safety protocols. this has nothing to do with that. i'm not so sure. the logs show you only ran this program for 47 seconds-- started runnin the day after i gave you the news about the massacre. g the most dangerous programs you could find with the safeties off. why?! this is ridiculous. computer, seal the doors. you can't do this! the hell i can't. you're not going anywhere until you tell me what's going on. b'elannana. why are you intentionally trying to hurt yourself? i don't know. are you trying to commit suicide? ( exhales s arply ) no. then why? because... i'm not trying to kill myself. i'm trying to see if i'm still alive. i don't understand. when you look at t tse corpses... how do you feel? sad. ang

[gasps] it is happening. tony and roger: what's happening? whenever i get very unhappy, i begin to vanish. what are you going to do, master? jeannie, you can't stay there. ull yourself together and go on home. i have tried, master. it is no use. oh, i have become so unhappy because i do not know when my birthday is, that i have lost my power. yeah, but-- [door opens] sorry. is, uh, part of jeannie still missing? yeah, i'm afraid so. roger: you know what they say, half a genie is better than none at all. that's what they say. yeah, roger, we've gotta find out when her birthday is. well, back to eric. who is this eric? it's the greatest mechanical brain in the world. a-and this machine knows when my birthday is? well, it will when we're through feeding it some information. oh! dr. bellows. oh, dr. bellows. major healey. yes, sir. what do you have there, sir? did you say you're ready to move in now, sir? well, yes. i'm gonna use your office while they're painting mine. oh, uh, do you really think you'd better? well, you'll be in alaska. is there

if you insist. ( gasps ) what's wrong? i... i don't know. it was like a cramp or something. you shouldn't be feeling any pain. well... it appears you're not going to be having the baby today. what?! you were in labor too long. you weren't able to fully relax. your system had to stop producing endorphins before they accumulated to toxic levels. when will she have the baby? it could be a few more days-- or a few more weeks. weeks? if i don't have this baby soon, i'm going to go out of my mind. well, if you want, you can go see dr. bashir and have him... no, no, i... i want to have this baby the traditional bajoran way. we're a hundred percent behind you, nerys. right, miles? absolutely. i'll have to rearrange my schedule but i think so. nerys, return to your quarters and rest. i'll come by and see you later. you. be punctual next time or don't come at all. and you? this... is a sphere. it's one of the most basic forms in nature. see how it rolls? interesting, isn't it? you're in my light. ( groaning ) now... this won't hurt a bit. here we are. here we go. yeah. yeah. yeah-yeah

( bloodcurdling scream ) ( gasping ) sick bay to engineering. how long until the vinculum's off-line? twtw maybe three minutes... shields down to 60 percent. evasive maneuvers. target their weapons array. targrging systems are malfunctioning. we're losing power to main thrusters. shields to 35 percent. reroute all available power to shields. chakotay, initiate manual targeting. torres to bridge. the vinculum's stopped adapting. i think the new dampening field is working. we should have it disabled in the next 60 seconds. ( alarm blares ) computer, increase power to the cortical inhibitors. unable to comply. power trananort systems are off-line. tuvok, if you can hear me, we have to terminate the meld. tuvok! tuvok!! l'rah tu m'rok. ( voices yellingngnd screaming ) ( voices yelling and screaming ) commander? seven! commander? voices: please help us. please d d't leave us. seven! power output's down to 29 percent. 22... 1717. we took a direct hit to the power grid. stand d . we're switching to emergency backup. tuvok! seven! bridge, the vinculum's

(clatter) (gasps) oh, my ankle! - what's the matter, natasha? - i don't know, i think i've sprained it. i can't go on! (knocking at door) - natasha, can i come in? it's almost time for our entrance! - i'll be out there in just a few minutes! - oh, well what a drag! don't you have an understudy? - no, an understudy wouldn't know the plan. (knocking on door) - natasha! - don't wanna be a chicken, i don't wanna be a chicken, i don't wanna be a chicken, i don't wanna be a chicken, i don't wanna be-- (canned laughter) i don't wanna be a chicken, i don't wanna be a chicken, i don't wanna be a chicken-- i'm a chicken, i'm a chicken! - you look great. - oh, you look beautiful, micky! (knocking on door) - [ivan] natasha! we'll be late, natasha, for entrance! - oh, we better hide! come on, i'll help ya. steady! - [micky] (makes chicken noises) come in! like they have never seen it danced before! (micky makes chicken noises) - that's for sure! (canned laughter) (micky makes chicken noises) (canned laughter) (door slams) (dramatic classical music) (smooch)

(gasps) what is it? it's samsung gear vr. you put it in there... (gasps) (laughs) this is crazy! oh my gosh! (screams) wow. (sighs) (laughter) you've gotta try this. ? introducing the reuben from subway a sandwich as full of intrigue as it is flavor. some say it was invented by deli owner arnold reuben. wood starlet marjorie rambeau in a fit of crazed hunger. seriously. the reuben's past may be debatable, but its great taste is not. stacked with lean corned beef, bavarian-style sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and thousand island dressing on new freshly-baked rye bread. we don't know where it came from, but we know where you can get it. only at subway. jim: here are some of the numbers, as we've played 58 minutes here and the raiders have it first and goal to go. give it to murray and he runs right into the arms of short. and an meet time-out by carolina, leaving them with one. phil: if you're a carolina fan, you might be going let them score, give us more time and time-outs. no, they're doing the right thing with two time-outs. that took two five seconds. let's say they run it again. y

[gasps] this is awesome. ? oh ? anne: you haven't seen anything yet. announcer: give your cardboard box another life. it's me, arty! come see what i collected from the creative galaxy in my idea box. would you help me make art? ? each one of our journeys ? ? keeps us young ? hey, i have an idea! ? we'll never get older... ? arty: go be amazing! amazing! announcer: give your cardboard box another life. vil laugh] [grunt] [page tearing] [grunt] [music] if you're watching me right now, and you probably watch your local news. have you ever thought about the work and preparation that goes into making a wscast? there are directors, producers, camerapeople, and others working hard to get you the story. and probably the occupation that works the hardest bringing you the news is a reporter. today we have jeannie ohm, a reporter here at kprc news. jeannie: i'm a general assignment reporter, meaning i cover news of the day or wtever happens to be happening that day. e ening of a store, or maybe a missing child, or going out to an amusement park. are there certain

( gasps ): no! ing to eat those. no pancakes! not in this house! not ever! are we fanatic waffle people? you mustn't ever eat pancakes. no one in our family can eat them. it's a family secret. the family secret? just a family secret. but not being able to eat pancakes is one of the darker and more frightening secrets. wow, makes the whole prince of tides secret seem tame. all spellmans have a terrible weakness for pancakes. one bite and you won't be able to stop. mmm, i can quit anytime i want. salem is not affected because he's not family, oh, no. are we about to have the parent-child pancake talk? we should have told you this a long time ago. one bite of pancakes and you'll be hooked for life. it's almost as shameful as being hooked on phonics. well, maybe it won't affect me because i'm half mortal. we can't take that risk. because our feelings for sabrina really matter here's a spell to prevent the aforementioned sabrina from conjuring pancake batter. well, what am i supposed to do for breakfast? try a poached egg. this is ridiculous. whoever heard of bei

we don't know why. ( gasping for breath ) he's in respiratory distress. w how to treat him. i will show you how. i need a workstation. route it to the helm. if you enter the coordinates my pilot will set a course. i am grateful. take the bridge. i'll stay here. we still don't have a defense against their dampening field. if they decide to attack again... i'm confident thth won't. finally something to put in my logbook. tuvok. i need your advice. a first. look, i realize we're not exactly beststriends. from day one, we've kept each other at arm's length but i've always respected your judgment and right now, i could use a little vulcan clarity. proceed. it's the captain. as you may have noticed, she's isolated herself from the crew. she believes that she made an error in judgment four years ago-- in the delta quadrant. she told you? no. i've been observing her behavior for the past four years. guilt has been her constant companion. you've known her longer than anyone. have you ever seen her like this? only once. it was during her first year as a commander on the uss billings.

[gasps] this is awesome. ? oh ? anne: you haven't seen anything yet. announcer: give your cardboard box another life. now, all whales and dolphins can vocalize, and they each have their own distinct calls. as far as us being able to recognize or know what they mean by these calls, same rate? no, they certainly don't. they each have their own different learning rates, depending on the species and on the individual animal. what's the most important thing about your job? chuck: it's the animals. i'm here to train animals, to care for animals, and to educate the general public and the scientific community. these are beautiful animals, but i think sikku here needs a mint. for that comment here, i think kia's going to give you a kiss. jeff, just pucker up. mmm. tastes like sushi. how long did it take you to learn how to train them? it takes the animals two years to learn. it takes trainers -- i'm working on my ninth year, and i'm still learning. it's an ongoing process. jeffery: do they ever teach you things? oh, the animals teach us stuff every single day.

don't you dare. ( gasps ) mrs. roper! janet! oh... ( laughing ) oh... oh... it's so good to see you. mrs. roper! jack! big mama! it's so good to see you. oh, i've missed you kids. oh... how have you been, mrs. roper? and mr. roper? who cares? huh? i don't care if i never see him again. oh, come on. you don't really mean... oh, jack! uh, janet, janet... janet... ( groans ) mrs. roper, there, there. nothing can be that bad. come on, mrs. roper. come on over to the sofa. we'll sit down and then you can just tell us all about it. i don't know what i'm thinking of-- do we, jack? of course not. oh, i knew i could count on you kids. hey, what are friends for? my bag's outside. would you get it, jack? you're staying? of course she is. "what are friends for?" go get the bag. get the bag. i was so upset. no place to go. no one to turn to and then i thought of you kids. aw... lucky us. oh, jack, i'm sorry. are you hurt? oh, no. it's just a simple fracture. just to think, janet... i mean... do you realize this is our 25th anniversary? wow. how wonderful. happy anniversar

[gasps] i am ready. where are we going tonight, master? uh, we are not going anywhere. i have a date tonight with an old friend of mine from chicago. jeannie, what do you think you're doing? you have been working much too hard lately, master. it would be better if you stayed home and rested. well, i-- i'll decide that. now, i'm going out... and, uh-- this jealousy of yours is ridiculous. oh, well, i am not jealous, master. who is this girlfriend? she's-- uh, he's a very old school chum of mine from ohio. uh...yes. we went to school together, and... ah, what is her name? suzie... charlie suzie. oh, master. thou art not dealing with a stupid genie. you will stay home tonight. no, i'm not. i promised i'd visit him, and visit him i'm going to. now, give me my clothes. no, master. all right. then i'll go and get dressed myself. you can make me late, but you can't keep me here. this is not a jail, you know. [snickers] jeannie. jeannie, let me out of here! now, that wasn't very nice, was it? well, i-- i-i thought it would amuse you. did you? yes. well, it didn't. you know why

i've arranged for you to read it in front of all of the math classes in school. ( gasping ) ( hyperventilating ) valerie seems to think there's something stressful about speaking in public. what do you think? oh, i don't know. i don't get stressed. i get hives. salem: feed me! is she still working? she's supposed to feed me every half hour. ( sobbing ): i'm so weak... i'm in the mood for crepes. i've come up with a plan to bring zelda back to reality. or... you could feed me. "divide that by equal parts of..." i must need new glasses. zelda? you have us all really worried. i'm trying to attain a deeper understanding of molecules. i want to ennoble humanity. i know, and that has to stop right now. maybe i have been working too hard. but i can't just stop cold turkey. turkey! please! don't worry. he same time. come with me. now. we've always wanted to organize the family photos. you'll be able to keep busy without working yourself into a frenzy. oh... i've always loved this picture of uncle toots. i'll put it right here. good. oh, this is relaxing. maybe cousin emma's photo would be better on th

i guess that's what i've been askingngyself. ( gasps ) you're glowing. i beg your pardon? your epidermis luminesced. huh... must be the lighting in here. no, it was you. ( gasping ) you should report to sick bay. it's nothing. lie still. i feel fine. no doubt you're feeling wonderful. your beta endorphins are abnormalal elevated. really? you spent a lot of time on the generational ship. dodoou recall coming into contact with any toxins? antimatter radiation? a biological agent? no. did you consnse any of their cuisine? no. doctor, there is unusual synaptic activity in his cerebral cortex. no kidding. this could be the work of an alien virus. we'll have to initiate full quararaine protocols. inform the captain and request a bio-alert. wait. there's no need for that. i can explain. i'm listening. the doctor may rereire my assistance. there isn't and he won't. please. lala night, i had an... encounter with one of the varro. encounter? a... personal encounter. specifically? sex. we had sex. you had intimate contact with an alien species without medical clearance? it was in the

(gasps) (laughs) this is crazy! oh my gosh! (screams) wow. (sighs) (laughter) you've gotta try this. ?? introducing the reuben from subway a sandwich as full of intrigue as it is flavor. some say it was invented by deli owner arnold reuben. orie rambeau in a fit of crazed hunger. seriously. the reuben's past may be debatable, but its great taste is not. stacked with lean corned beef, bavarian-style sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and thousand island dressing on new freshly-baked rye bread. we don't know where it came from, but we know where you can get it. only at subway. jim: here are some of the numbers, as we've played 58 minutes here and the raiders have it first and goal to go. give it to murray and he runs right into the arms of short. and an meet time-out by carolina, leaving them with one. phil: if you're a carolina fan, you might be going let them score, give us more time and time-outs. no, they're doing the right thing with two time-outs. that took two five seconds. let's say they run it again. you call a time-out. it's 1:50 to go. that w

boy, that'd be -- ha ha. [ gasps ] you're next. [ no audio ] [ squeaking ] mind, mind, it's him! who? [ death march playing ] [ lock clangs ] [ panting ] [ engine turns over ] oh! instructor: try to avoid those garbage bags. [ tires screeching ] bear to the right. [ screeching continues ] isn't that bad for the tires? o-only two of 'em. boy, that was great! did you do that on your driver's test, mommy? no. do try to avoid those parked cars. parked cars -- huh? there were no parked cars in my dream! shazba-a-a-a-at! aah! ha ha ha ha ha ha. i'm getting out of here! stop! i'm too virile to die! please, lord, get me out of this, and i'll donate all my change to "parents without partners." another right turn, please. sadist. [ tires screeching ] watch out! get down! get funky! i'm satisfied with your work on the test course. i think it's time for the highway section of the test. mork: auntie em! auntie em! mindy! anybody! [ high-pitched voice ] kiss me goodnight, eddie. listen, daddy, i was just thinking... maybe i could fix you a nice, big, hot cup of cocoa with a marshmallow in it a

find another way. ( gasps ) she's going into cytotoxic shock! chief medical officer's log, supplemental. i've managed to stabilize lieutenant torres for the time being, but the matter of how to proceed with her treatment remains unresolved. isolate data block 0459. doctor: ensign. you wanted to see me? we've been looking for evidence that might support tabor's accusations. anything? actually, that's why we called you here. it's not looking good. show me. we've been reviewing data on the cardassian occupation of bajor-- the alleged site of moset's crimes. strategic information, log entries kept in battle sensor scans from starfleet vessels-- this, for example. requisition records from one of crell moset's hospitals. he was purchasing biochemical agents including every known strain of the fostossa virus. of course he needed samples of the virus. that's how vaccines are developed. take a look at the requisition orders. moset didn't ask for any of the enzymes it gets worse. four days after he received the virus samples there was a minor outbreak of

[gasping] i was about to leave town with you-your money. - 'the money from the bank?' - what do you mean, wes? - what are you saying? - it's in my room. in the saddlebag. [people chattering] never did get you that new one. we found it. the money's here. i used to dread the day we'd lose him as sheriff. - i guess i was wrong. - we were all wrong. - we still got a sheriff. - yes, and a good one too. that's right. you were right, wes. i wasn't cut out to wear a star. 'but neither were you.' mr. walker. do you have an appointment? - no. - well, i'm afraid-- just tell him kinch is out here. - he'll see me. - but-- go on. go on. tell him. kinch. mr. walker will see you. sure he will. didn't i tell you?

[ gasps ] oh! richard, darling. thank god you're here. -are you all right? -yeah. don't worry about me. it's poor, sweet robyn that we should be thinking about. -you knew her? -i just met her yesterday. she -- she sat through an entire rehearsal, and then she waited around so she could come up and thank me. [ voice breaking ] she was just... she was lovely. darling, i want you to promise me that you will handle this case personally and find out who did this. yeah, of course. of course. gram, why don't i take you home? okay. perfect. thank you. okay. hey. hey. how's martha? uh, shaken up. what happened? victim is robyn king, 20 years old. works as the theater's night janitor. based on lividity and body temp, i estimate the time of death is last night between 9:00 and 11:00. cause of death -- blunt-force trauma. killer hit robyn in the head, stuffed her in the snow box, and lifted her up to the rafter. where she bled out. richard castle. so, you're the one who hired robyn? yes. and i was a little nervous at first. robyn was an ex-con, but her parole officer pressed m

(gasps) (sighing happily) (gasps) (grunting) (exclaims) (groans) (grunts) okay, ellie, i got her.

(gasps) (laughs) this is crazy! oh my gosh! (screams) wow. (sighs) (laughter) you've gotta try this. ? introducing the reuben from subway a sandwich as full of intrigue as it is flavor. some say it was invented by deli owner arnold reuben. and some insist it was hollywood starlet marjorie rambeau in a fit of crazed hunger. seriously. the reuben's past may be debatable, but its great taste is not. stacked with lean corned beef, bavarian-style sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and thousand island dressing on new freshly-baked rye bread. we don't know where it came from, but we know where you can get it. only at subway. jim: here are some of the numbers, as we've played 58 minutes here and the raiders have it first and goal to go. give it to murray and he runs right into the arms of short. and an meet time-out by carolina, leaving them with one. phil: if you're a carolina fan, you might be going let them score, give us more time and time-outs. no, they're doing the right thing with two time-outs. that took two five seconds. let's say they run it again.

we have to take that necklace. - (gasps) take it? captain, that's stealing. - hector, when it's something that might save your life, (sparse jaunty music) - put this on your head. - hmm? - camouflage. - oh! - we'll blend into the background, we'll be harder to see. ought you were eucalyptus! are you sure that's boss's cave? (clon snoring loudly) that's boss's cave! how do we know that man with the over-anxious club will stay asleep? - good old american know-how. an effective, but primitive, anesthetic. (clon snoring loudly) wow, what a head! he put a bump in my club. - captain! - what? shhh! - i gotta sneeze! - now? you wouldn't dare! - but i got to! - no, i forbid you to sneeze. that's an order, lieutenant! - yes, sir. hey, it worked! - of course it did. (hector sneezes loudly) - clon? clon! - he woke up! we're through! - clon! boss say not come inside cave to sneeze. stay outside. (sleepy mumbling) - we have to get that necklace off him without waking him up. - (loudly) right! - shhh! - don't worry. - go get that necklace off. excu

[ audience gasping ] a mashed potato mess? [ audience gasping ]

[gasps] oh, that is a splendid idea. you like it? mm. [jeannie chuckles] [both chuckle] i do not think i should put my name on it. do you? no. no, i don't think so. how about--? why don't you try "anonymous"? who is anonymous? [chuckles] well, you can use any name you want to. uh, i've gotta get to the office. i'm a little late. i'll see you later, huh? oh, very well, and-- and thank you, master. for what? your splendid title. oh, thank you, too. for what, master? uh, three weeks' training on the llrv. [chuckling] oh. llrv? [door closes] [chuckles nervously] now...who shall publish my book? [sighs] publishing company, new york city, new york." i will let them publish my book. [sighs] anonymous. aww, that is better. "major anthony nelson." [laughs] [???] yeah, but sam marcus is one of the best astronauts in the program. they really haul him on the carpet? [doorbell rings] that poor devil. [gasps] it's from the publisher. well, let that be a lesson to all of us. i am sure sorry for him, roger, but-- [gasps] oh, they have accepted my master

(gasps) ohh! wait, wait, wait. what do we do about lily's recital?

i can tell you there was an audible gasp, a gasp from the crowd when the numbers came in and ohio was given to trump. >> ho, ho, ho, everybody relax it is gonna be a long night. this thing is far from over. we saw these numbers and cuyahoga county is coming in two for one for hillary. so apparently we did our job up here. i have a couple of candidates i want to introduce. it is going to be a long night, and we have this rolling situation going on. the west needs to report. there are multiple paths to victory. ever relax -- everybody relax whatever happens is gonna happen and there is nothing we can do in here to worry about it. let's just take a deep breath. >> reporter: they are taking a a deep breath. they cheer every time a win comes in for clinton. it may not be enough. let's go to paul orlousky who is covering another aspect of the trump campaign. orlo? >> reporter: harry, thank you very much. first of all fox just called florida and we reported that as well. the place this is what it sounded like when it was called, the state of ohio was called for donald trump. >> and we are re

(haley and alex gasp) what? (gasps) well, we did our good deed for the day. yeah, for the enemy. don't they have enough? it's been about a year since we decided to adopt a boy. meanwhile, our friends steven and stefan

i promise. [ weakly ] you... [ gasps ] you told me...to stay at the hospital. [ breathing heavily ] god, i hate... when you're right. hayden. hayden! what's happening? she's not breathing. the man who raped me is getting out of prison. well, we'll fight it. we'll file an appeal. he's already in the process of getting released. by tonight, he'll be back in port charles. what happened to morgan -- it's not your fault. logically, i know you're right. but in my heart... i need to be at morgan's funeral.