geoff: out of our minds! craig: because we're giving away prizes, right, geoff? geoff: big prizes.re we giving away tonight, geoff? geoff: we're giving away cranks. if you want to g.e. get your car started. craig: isn't crank a drug? geoff: no. craig: i think it is a mixture of crack and whack. geoff: i'm confused. craig: are you all right? geoff: i'm fine. craig: you can get spooked by international lesbians. they are right next to you. they are almost touching you. you can't tell from that camera angle, but i'm telling you. what time is it, geoffrey peterson? geoff: tweetmail time. time to take advice from a man who may be dreaming this entire program right now. [laughter] craig: no, i'll spin the kangaroo testicles and if they keep spinning, it's a dream. [laughter] all right. we're good. see, if a kangaroo can do that without losing its testicles then you have an act. what time is it? geoff: well, it is tweetmail time. craig: oh, yeah. what? [applause] driverless cars? [laughter] play the jingle. >> ♪ twitter tweets will set you free triceratops twitter tweet the night with me

geoff: that is correct, geoff.sen. this is correct, yes, geoff? geoff: geesen, yes, where the geese are from. craig: do you know why the town is called geesen? geoff: why is that, craig? craig: because when you go there, you go all the geese are here. this was a very popular joke with the eighth graders -- fourth graresd. -- graders. sorry. oh, god, they are really mad. no, they are not really mad. when germans are really mad, you know about it. [laughter] what? what? what the hell, man? it is just a casual off-hand remark. hey, this is from mandy in raleigh, north carolina. have you ever been there? geoff: oh, yeah. craig: when? i like it there. i like it right there. i like it right there in north carolina. [laughter] dear craig and geoff. i was invited to two parties on a saturday night in different parts of town at the same time. how do i decide which friend to insult? wasn't this a jim carrey movie? he did a whole lot of those -- like not really -- like jim carrey in "banana banana" where he eats a magical ban

right, geoff? geoff: oh, yeah. craig: i don't take a lot of drugs these days so when i take them because i have a cold things gets a little strange. i just started whispering for no reason. did you notice that? geoff: who are you talking to? [laughter] craig: hey, we just checked. the call is coming from inside your house! [laughter] you can't really do half a story like that. it kind of confuses people. you have to do the whole set-up. i don't want to do it. you know why? because i'm high. there is this joke that i like to tell. but i don't like to tell the beginning of it. i like the to tell the ending of it. it has a great punchline. it is i don't know what he was talking about. the first time he was sick. the second time his hat blew you have. that's the end of the joke. people often laugh just at that so i think why bother telling rest of it? just go straight to the bit where they laugh. see? geoff: ha-ha. craig: i think it is a sex mix up joke. there is a lot of that. geoff: it's coming from inside your house

geoff: ha-ha-ha. craig: that's it? that's all you can do? geoff: balls.gone anywhere interesting this year? no. craig: yeah, a couple of places. >> care to mention any of them? craig: i went to scotland. with some pals. >> oh. craig: it was nice. i had never been there. >> ok. [laughter] >> yeah, you might not remember when you were there but it is ok. craig: why bring it up? >> all in your past. we all have to own it. craig: if i could remember it, i would. >> that's true. craig: i have to -- well, i definitely have to take a commercial break. you could probably not take a commercial break. i don't know how that would work. >> we could hang out during the commercial. craig: yes, we could. we'll hang out and be right back, everybody. we'll be right back. i look at her, and i just want to give her everything. yeah, you -- you know, everything can cost upwards of...[ whistles ] i did not want to think about that. relax, relax, relax. look at me, look at me. three words, dad -- e-trade financial consultants. so i can just go talk to 'em? just walk right in a

geoff? geoff: ah-ha.earing sneakers because you were a hipster. >> no, i by passed that. craig: come on, man, you're not old. what are you, 40? >> yeah. craig: that's great. you know a movie i saw the other day was "the big lebowski." i had never seen it. >> it is probably my favorite film that i've ever done. craig: it is pretty good. yeah. i was watching it. you're playing a rather unhinged character. i'm thinking you play a lot of kind of unhinged characters. are you an unhinged character, is what i'm saying? >> most of your actors are. craig: they are not my actors. i don't want them. [laughter] >> no, in the clint eastwood movie, i'm completely hinged. craig: who is the unhinged one then? >> i don't think there is any unhinged. craig: come on. there has to be somebody crazy. >> i just don't know their names. craig: when you work with other actors you don't remember their names? >> i remember clint eastwood. craig: does he like do that thing when he is looking at you? >> it is hypnotic. craig: your do

geoff, you have a place. geoff: hell yeah.] >> piercing. craig: he's scary what's a come and a go. we're out of time. we have been fruit shopping. [laughter] fancy any of these? >> pepino. craig: yeah, that is my italian stripper name. >> really? what's her last name? when i meant her, i meant you. craig: oh in character? no, i strip as a man. >> i -- pepino. craig: gentlemen, please welcome pepino. he's got a surprise for you. ♪ black velvet you want to hold these? >> sophisticated. [applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] prepare yourself for the feeling of more water without using more water. with the unique wave pattern of delta h2okinetic technology. another way delta is more than just a shower. see what delta can do. side by side so you get the same coverage, often for less. that's one smart board. what else does it do, reverse gravity? [ laughs ] [ laughs ] [ whooshing ] tell me about it. why am i not going anywhere? you don't believe hard enough. a smarter way to shop around. now that's progressive. call or click today. [

geoff: oh. craig: have you ever seen a peacock, geoff? geoff: you know i have.hing about peacocks. this is true, beth. i'm not in any way saying anything that is rude or dirty sh, but peacocks are 10% smaller than they were 25 years ago. dear craig and geoff. how much do you sleep on an average night? geoff, how much do you sleep? geoff: i don't sleernings jack ass. craig: i don't either. i told you earlier on, i have the baby. i come to work, i think maybe i can -- i'm not metropolitan to be here until later. it is a nighttime show. i'm d -- meant to be here until later. it is a nighttime show. that is when the intern decided to bring me a cup. he's a good cup. he is going to look great in that co-coconut bra. hey, it is a college credit! isaac in acapulco. where is that again? geoff: further down. craig: hi, craig. i'm from acapulco in mexico. geoff: yeah, that is down. craig: i can't watch your show on the cbs website from here so i do it on youtube. is that wrong, beth? >> careful. craig: you can't do that? >> careful. [laughter] geoff: what the hell? craig:

geoff: you said it, craig. craig: what did i say? geoff: you know. campus. a lot of us watch the show in the dorm's common room. can you guess what we're doing while we watch? [laughter] yes, i can guess and i don't approve! i don't care really. [laughter] what i mean is cbs doesn't approve of your behavior. you better knock it off! i personally don't give a rat's ass. both geoff and i do not care, but cbs does! [laughter] right? geoff: cbs cares. craig: finally, this is from sandy in, i don't know, it is just from sandy. what? this doesn't even make sense. [beep] sandy. [laughter] that doesn't make sense. who picks these things out. you pick them out? you pick them out? >> no, he picked them out. he runs the show. i'm his boss. craig: yes, throw him under the bus. >> i am. it doesn't even matter. craig: you're making a clicking noise. i can hear a clicking noise coming from you. i think it is your ass. [laughter] >> i just won't talk to you anymore. i'll just be silent and glare at you and this nightmare of a show. craig: fine. it is like my first m

correct, geoff? geoff: that is correct.louisiana. dear craig and geoff. geoff. wow, i started talking like ralph. dear craig and geoff. can someone explain to me how the saints are 0-3? i don't get. i well, what happens is you suspend your coach. you take the smartest mind in football and say don't you get involved. [laughter] i'm no sports expert, but that seems to me unwise! [laughter] unwise! [laughter] geoff: unwise! [laughter] craig: does that seem fair? we're out of time. so we'll jus do a couple more. dear craig and geoff. my roommate doesn't like me to have people over. what do you think. don't care. hi craig and geoff. people make fun of me because i drive a crappy car. so they recollected. finally, this is from joseph in rapid city, south dakota. after watching your show last week, i decided i think beth, the cbs exec is very hot. is she single? are you single, beth? [laughter] >> i will answer him personally after the show. [laughter] craig: yeah. he's a looker too, baby. look at that. [applause] i can't remember

geoff: yeah, yeah. craig: settled into a private -- i'm going use this voice -- geoff: no, that's good. like that. craig: settled into a private and luxury villa at the cavendish. it's already sexy, right? geoff: it's already hot. craig: when you start reading jackie collins, i can feel the blood getting stirred down below. geoff: i wish i knew that feeling. craig: yeah, it's not bad. geoff: is it like driving around an industrial being? craig: yeah. in many ways you go to the building and you drive around a little bit and then, knock on the door and then you go. [laughter] geoff: you knock on the door? craig: it's polite. geoff: ok. craig: we've got to go. good night, everybody. good night. captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--,, [ female announcer ] you want family dinner to be special. dad, we want pizza. you guys said tacos. [ female announcer ] it doesn't always work out that way. you know what? we're spending too much money on eating out anyway. honey, come look at this

geoff: yeah, yeah. craig: settled into a private -- i'm going use this voice -- geoff: no, that's good. like that. craig: settled into a private and luxury villa at the cavendish. it's already sexy, right? geoff: it's already hot. craig: when you start reading jackie collins, i can feel the blood getting stirred down below. geoff: i wish i knew that feeling. craig: yeah, it's not bad. geoff: is it like driving around an industrial being? craig: yeah. in many ways you go to the building and you drive around a little bit and then, knock on the door and then you go. [laughter] geoff: you knock on the door? craig: it's polite. geoff: ok. craig: we've got to go. good night, everybody. good night. captioned by the national captioning institute . >>> he violated my rights. >> taxpayers say they're buying for cameras that watch the speed cameras watching you. >>> plus a food alert. when russ ptacek comes knocking, the fireworks start. >>> but first tonight, four americans died in this malicious attack in libya

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geoff: sure. craig: what is a good name for him? geoff: pepino.ig: no, i was thinking -- george. geoff: george? craig: yeah, george peterson. geoff: george peterson? [laughter] craig: is that a real guy? well, i guess we'll find out. i'll put it up there. what happens when it goes bad? do they go bad? well, i guess we'll find out. [laughter] good night, everybody. good night. [ female announcer ] this is the story of joycelin... [ joycelin ] it was a typical morning. i was getting ready for work, and then i got this horrible headache, and then i blacked out. [ female announcer ] ...who thought she had reached the end of her story. [ joycelin ] the doctor told me i had two brain aneurysms and that one of them had ruptured. [ female announcer ] fortunately, she was treated at sutter health's california pacific medical center. [ joycelin ] the nurses and doctors were amazing, and they were like a second family to me. and now i'm back to doing what i love. [ female announcer ] california pacific medical center and sutter health. been shopping so smart

geoff: how dare you! craig: what are you talking about? geoff: i can't walk, man. craig: i was like why -- what's wrong with that? then i remembered. you're stuck here until tomorrow. geoff: offer of help. that's great. you want me to help you out, man? i can't walk. craig: sorry. so it is just going to be you left alone here tonight with secretariat. [creepy music] [laughter] geoff: maybe you could get me like a cart or something? craig: i'll get you a cart. good night, everybody. >> tonight at 11:00, the cleanup continues in one northwest d.c. neighborhood one day after heavy rains caused major flooding in homes. they say flooding is nothing new to them and they're pushing the city to do something about it. matt jablow joins us live with details. >> reporter: residents of the bloomingdale neighborhood say they live in fear of heavy rains which with alarming frequency recently have turned the streets and sidewalks here into rivers. >> completely shocked. >> reporter: after a nice long weekend on the eastern shore, jennifer went back to her friend's house on hue st

geoff: how dare you! craig: what are you talking about? geoff: i can't walk, man. craig: i was like why -- what's wrong with that? then i remembered. you're stuck here until tomorrow. geoff: offer of help. that's great. you want me to help you out, man? i can't walk. craig: sorry. so it is just going to be you left alone here tonight with secretariat. [creepy music] [laughter] geoff: maybe you could get me like a cart or something? craig: i'll get you a cart. good night, everybody. ,,,,,,,,,, >>> a prominent california democrat under fire forced to apologize for comparing republicans to not sit leader. what he was trying to prove >>> at: and at schedule the dumbarton bridge question is so fast >>> organic or conventional which is more nutritious >>> the next few days all about four more years the democratic national convention kicks off in charlotte. the party's chance to counter allegations made at last week's rnc that the country worse off than four years ago. the first big weapon in the democrats are some of his first lady michelle obama she headlines tomorrow n

hi, geoff. geoff: hey. >> how are you? geoff: i'm good. how are you? craig: wow. >> this is like a real talk show. craig: it looks like it at first impressions and then we talk for a bit and you say no, it is still crap. >> you always invite me back every year and so i thank you. craig: well, you're beautiful! [applause] >> i don't get asked to do much. craig: i would ask you to do some stuff. >> really? craig: yeah. i would ask you to do a lot of stuff. >> all right. craig: i'm not moving from this. i can sense you're uncomfortable. i'm goig to keep going for a little bit longer. oh, you know what was interesting? you got the hey, see this? see this, buddy see the ring? >> yours is all the way down your finger. craig: i've got tw you know why? >> why? crai don't know why. thin is to slow me down. >> it looks good. it is like one of those neck things. >> kind of like that. i see you have your trousers tucked into your boots bike jeremy irons. is this a i.n.g. -- like jeremy irons. is this a thing that actors are doing? >> these are actually like runnin

geoff: oh, yeah. craig: what is it? can you read it? geoff: it is a book by joel. craig: joel stein. he was just on. he wrote this book which we forgot to talk about. in this book, he did all of he's the manly things to try to be manly. he survived outdoors, rescuing people, competition, bonding with other men. using medicines, taming animals, etc., etc. -- using machines. taming animals. no not one of these chapters did he interview celebrities. i think that is the manliest calling any man can have. geoff: clearly. craig: that's what makes you a man. that's what makes you a man like me. mario lopez. [laughter] geoff: i think also the fact that you mark your territory. craig: oh, yeah. that dasm makes you a -- definitely makes you man. geoff: yeah, yours smells like pee-pee and pizza. craig: yes, geoff. yes, it does. [laughter] good night, everybody. captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- >>> just in, dramatic new images. fires in the streets and gun toting protestors. >> all after four americans, including an ambassador are killed in lib

geoff: yeah, yours smells like pee-pee and pizza. craig: yes, geoff. yes, it does. [laughter] good night, everybody. captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [ female announcer ] you want family dinner to be special. dad, we want pizza. you guys said tacos. [ female announcer ] it doesn't always work out that way. you know what? we're spending too much money on eating out anyway. honey, come look at this. [ female announcer ] my money map from wells fargo is a free online tool that helps you track your spending. so instead of having to deal with a tight budget, you could have a tighter family. ♪ wells fargo. hit new details of the attack on the american consulate in libya. the elite group of marines being sent in and how i bay area ambassador spent his final moments. did way to will be tougher to fiat of the bay area airports the delays start this weekend's but the bad news is how long it lasts. the airways suspected bank robbers trying to make an unusual get away. they threw their lives out the window. and to be careful where you store thos

you got a bony ass, geoff. geoff: yes, i do. turn your head like that from where i'm standing, it is like one of them pictures of one of them girls from them red carpet premieres. like this. [laughter] yeah, like that. can you do that, sandra? there you are. [laughter] i think we all learned something. we'll see you tomorrow, everybody.

geoff: you know, man.ig: is sharing an apartment like when we took that train to that town in the midwest? geoff: you mean that time we took the train to cleveland? craig: it was a special kind of train. geoff: it was a steam engine. [laughter] craig: no strikes on this? >> oh, you got them. craig: ok. good night, everybody. [ male announcer ] jay likes it when his mobile phone helps him deposit his checks. jay also like it when mother nature helps him wash his car. mother nature's cool like that. mobile check deposit. easier banking. standard at citibank. makes it easy for anne to manage her finances when she's on the go. even when she's not going anywhere. citibank for ipad. easier banking. standard at citibank. a crash and then an explosion at a bay area gas station. the quick thinking employee who captive from turning into a disaster. in the bay area college on the way to bankruptcy now we know where the money was going the new audit which makes you wonder what were they thinking? still awaits >>> she

geoff: it works every time.ig: the cat shoots the zombie and then -- you're saying it is better than the zombie monologue then? geoff: no, i would never say anything like that. no, your monologue was great, man. i was in his take into consideration. craig: how bad was it? geoff: pretty bad. craig: we'll see you. good night. ,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> $700,000 nothing to show for it the bay area problem that cam back as soon as the city ran and of money. >>> he went to a retreat in the peruvian jungle and never seen alive again when know what happened to a bay area team and sherman tried to cover up. >>> i took my first that my mom was crying >>> a dream come true for this bay area man a buy on the suit helps paralyzed people walk. >>> the city spent 700 grand and what did get, nothing. san jose spent a fortune clearing out local parks but when the money ran out the problem came back. don knapp with more. >>> coyote creek draws families and others to its newly paved path along the creek over the rail scattered deg

geoff: it works every time.ig: the cat shoots the zombie and then -- you're saying it is better than the zombie monologue then? geoff: no, i would never say anything like that. no, your monologue was great, man. i was in his take into consideration. craig: how bad was it? geoff: pretty bad. craig: we'll see you. good night. . >>> this is 9news now. >>> new tonight at 11:00, a hero is honored. leo johnson took a bullet and disarmed a gunman who charged into a family council meeting last month. tonight he's getting top praise and talking with 9news for the very first time. >> our own ken molestina was at the ceremony. he joins us live with more. >> reporter: for the first time since the shooting, leo johnson is talking about that fateful day and he's rallying the support since he's been wounded. cheers and applause for leo jon johnson erupted. he received an award for his her owe rick actions -- heroic actions last month. he was at the front desk when a shooter opened fire. johnson was shot in the arm and still ma

[laughter] geoff: this is a good man, people.s is a man who would read to his gay robot friend even in the midst of illness. craig: and that's why i would like to announce my candidacy as a legitimate contender for the president of the united states. [applause] good night, everybody! - [ background chatter ] - ♪ [ harp notes ] - i see a little silhouetto of a man. - scaramouche. scaramouche. will you do the fandango? oh. thunderbolt and lightning-- very, very frightening me. - galileo. - galileo. - galileo? - figaro. easy come, easy go. will you let me go? - bismillah, no. - [ together ] we will not let you go. - let me go. - we will not let you go! [ high operatic voice ] ♪ let me go ♪ [ rock ] quakes and question " the mysterious new diseases that spread to the bay area and the unusual way doctors treat it >>> get the most bang for your buck @ grocery store the three friends and vegetables you should always buy organic and 50 not worth it. >>> police say they are a mother and daughter crime to low a bay area mom on the run offi

[laughter] you know, i had a good time tonight, geoff? geoff: you know, so did i, craig. craig: i think we learned something. geoff: what did we learn, my friend? craig: i think we learned that the piano people won't ever leave the piano behind again. [laughter] ♪ good night, everybody. [applause] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> is that what happened to my say it was right here >>> east out a family hit by ft they managed to take of with pat mckenna in jewels and what police have to work with >>> the royal of a lifetime tonight at the oakland coliseum >>> his prized possession gone out the thieves made dr. phil feel with the made off with this '57 chevy. >>> it was all part of the livelihood of the bay area family more than half million dollars worth of diamonds coins cash and precious metals stolen from their home. the family wonders what they would do about it don knapp on the one clue police have to go on during >>> crime not a worry in this hercules neighborhood >>> neighbors our concern now that burglars ente

[laughter] you know, i had a good time tonight, geoff? geoff: you know, so did i, craig. craig: i think we learned something. geoff: what did we learn, my friend? craig: i think we learned that the piano people won't ever leave the piano behind again. [laughter] ♪ good night, everybody. [applause] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- . >>> this is news now. >>> new tonight at 11:00, as a staffer on the senate homeland security committee, he was in charge of protecting the nation from attack. now he's charged with drugging women and attacking them while they were virtually unconscious. >> his name was done any williams and he denied -- donny williams and he denied the charges. >> according to the government, at least one of these assaults took place when the alleged victim visited williams apartment to talk about homeland security matters. williams was working for the senate homeland security and government affairs committee at the time of the alleged assaults and for a time was a staff director of the sub xhiet tee there. if he had -- committe

geoff: yeah.ig: ok. ♪ here come the players send in geoff: ♪ here come the players ♪ craig: i'm distancing myself from you. good night, everybody. >>> breaking on 9, our camera crew has just arrived on the scene where another vicious beating went down on capitol hill. >>> also topper is tracking if the rain will mess up your morning commute. >>> and the second oldest almanac in america is predicting a very snowy winter. >> so what does topper say about that? >>> this is 9news now. >>> but first, neighborhood uneasy. tonight residents up on capitol hill are on heightened alert after another violent armed mugging on their streets. >> a man was robbed and beaten. now another attack has happened. our ken molestina is live there tonight with some neighbors that are pretty concerned about this. ken. >> reporter: yes, derek, i want to show you just how close these attacks were in proximity. this one happened right here at 2:30 this morning. the one that took place about two and a half weeks ago. the one

but it was means could took the lead me way through the first period geoff clark skating into the zone and put his name on the scoreboard with an accurate to reste shot into the top corner of the muscovites equalized in the second period when they were a man be hella nissan's brillant pass found in unmarked philip moloch on the four boys to level this course however it took just forty seconds for the team from mins to restore their one goalie through on race dice the home team bones back swayed away maxime salami of scored in a golmaal scramble to make it to all i dish can wasn't he gives a big do numbing for him the peace efforts were denied by camel island but it's always nice to play when you angus and corsets have ask a couple to ask for them all and. the better matches and the bad bosses gascón but all these teammates wasted no time first record union least a few short from the right circle but by straight all allowance charlotte and sixteen seconds before the end of the second frame constantin essential snorted the

geoff: yeah.ig: ok. ♪ here come the players send in geoff: ♪ here come the players ♪ craig: i'm distancing myself from you. good night, everybody. ,,,,,,,,,, new details and a freeway shootout set up this chp officer on life-support and exclusive eyewitness video that shows what happens next. the first lady takes center stage as a character witness for the president makes her case for why he deserves for more years. there waves because the car is gone. and in the car is gone? your grades while suicide shop in the family car was towed from the parking lot. we uncovered a little-known rule at a popular bay area mall. dewis taking as the night off. the chp officer shot during this morning's commute is on life support tonight about an hour ago we learned his name. officered canyon youngster who is a father for this focus the of the accord, tonight we have exclusive video of the second is right after a bad shooting another chp officer desperately trying to get help for him. i heard the shot so that is

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geoff is with us this morning. geoff, good morning. >> good morning, how are you?g well. let me ask you the obvious question right out of the gate. why? why do you put yourself so close to the lava? >> well, you know, in this day and age there are very few places you can go and things you can do where you can truly say wow, and i -- i've always had the catch phrase the greatest show on earth, and whether it's a volcano or being in a category 5 hurricane or chasing tornadoes, mother nature just puts on the most amazing show. there's very few places on earth that you can actually truly go and stand and say i am the only human to have ever stood here, and such was the case with this place, so it's just a first for adventure, to do something no one else has ever done. >> we know you got about 30 yards away from that bubbling, boiling lava. how do you get down there to begin with? >> well, getting to the side is incredibly dangerous. you're talking 1,200 feet vertical. if you stacked two chrysler buildings on top of each other, that was the commute to work each morning,

geoff is with us this morning. geoff, good morning. >> good morning, how are you?g well. let me ask you the obvious question right out of the gate. why? why do you put yourself so close to the lava? >> well, you know, in this day and age there are very few places you can go and things you can do where you can truly say wow, and i -- i've always had the catch phrase the greatest show on earth, and whether it's a volcano or being in a category 5 hurricane or chasing tornadoes, mother nature just puts on the most amazing show. there's very few places on earth that you can actually truly go and stand and say i am the only human to have ever stood here, and such was the case with this place, so it's just a first for adventure, to do something no one else has ever done. >> we know you got about 30 yards away from that bubbling, boiling lava. how do you get down there to begin with? >> well, getting to the side is incredibly dangerous. you're talking 1,200 feet vertical. if you stacked two chrysler buildings on top of each other, that was the commute to work each morning,

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>> thanks, geoff. or you can shower for less than five minutes a day if that helps. >> i'm european. i do five minutes every other day. i'm good. is there anything else? no, that's it? >> i can keep saying that. craig: i like the idea, know. >> i thought you would. craig: conserving water is what i'm all about. >> ok. i thought you were going to be all about the group showers, but i was wrong. [laughter] craig: no you weren't. [laughter] we got to go. say good night, nikki. >> good night. craig: good night. [ male announcer ] citibank's app for ipad makes it easy for anne to manage her finances when she's on the go. even when she's not going anywhere. citibank for ipad. easier banking. standard at citibank. helps him deposit his checks. jay also like it when mother nature helps him wash his car. mother nature's cool like that. mobile check deposit. easier banking. standard at citibank. >>>, hundreds of women signed once-in-a-lifetime fight one change the best fly overhead. >>> or not prod of the cracke

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diaz-balart: a bill originally introduced by representative geoff davis of kentucky, for the purpose of adding co-sponsors and requesting reprinting pursuant to clause 7 of rule 12. the speaker pro tempore: without objection, so ordered. for what purpose does the gentlelady from oregon rise? ms. bonamici: i ask to be added as a co-sponsor to the marine and hydrokinetic renewable energy act. the original sponsor is no longer in congress. the speaker pro tempore: without objection, so ordered. ms. bonamici: thank you. the the speaker pro tempore: the house will be in order. the speaker pro tempore: for what purpose does the gentlewoman from illinois seek recognition? mrs. biggert: mr. speaker, i move to suspend the rules and pass the bill h.r. 6361 with amendments. the speaker pro tempore: the clerk will report the title of the bill. the clerk: h.r. 6361, a bill to exclude from consideration as income under the united states housing act of 1937 payments of pension made under section 1521 of title 38, united states code, to veterans who are in need of regular aid and attendance and for